JudyJudyJudy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 17 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: Your probably best googling him and you will get a feel for him. If you have TikTok, search him on that and it will give a you a insight. https://thetab.com/uk/2022/07/20/andrew-tate-tittok-sexist-controversy-explainer-262287 Gives a little bit of insight. I’ll look later 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 (edited) Someone sick in my jetwash, just another day😉could write a book . Edited July 27, 2022 by Harry Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmiyaHearts Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 I was ready for a proper seethe in here, as I applied for my passport renewal online last week and read all the horror stories about delays. Weirdly, I got it accepted and processed same day and got my new passport delivered in 5 working days. Not sure what people were moaning about. Seethe gone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 6 hours ago, Lord BJ said: Andrew Tate. I suspect, posters, will be like who. He seems to be making a name for himself on social media, by the selling the most extreme form toxic masculinity possible. My son was raving about guy and how he was the best. This resulted in me having a very long and serious about why this guy was not the best. The guy is little more than a hugely successful pimp, with rumours of him people involved in people trafficking, seeming to have a fair bit of substance. In fairness to him, he does seem to set up one of the most effective pyramid scheme ever. Ah, of course I immediately thought of long time Viz Letterbocks contributor and north east poet Andrew Tait. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/britain-s-most-rejected-poet-lays-down-his-pen-711187.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Ordered a heat gun which turned out to be a smoking gun and didnae work . Slipped and fell on fox shit and now decided to go full Jihad on the wee buggers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Just now, Jeffros Furios said: Ordered a heat gun which turned out to be a smoking gun and didnae work . Slipped and fell on fox shit and now decided to go full Jihad on the wee buggers . Get a real gun and the fox shit could be stopped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Dawnrazor said: Get a real gun and the fox shit could be stopped! I would probably use the gun for more pressing issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Jeffros Furios said: I would probably use the gun for more pressing issues Don’t get me started on what guns should really be used for, Jeff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 6 hours ago, Jeffros Furios said: Ordered a heat gun which turned out to be a smoking gun and didnae work . Slipped and fell on fox shit and now decided to go full Jihad on the wee buggers . What’s a heat gun ? I hope you don’t kill foxes ! They are lovely wee things . Just misunderstood . Bad press Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obua Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 30 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: What’s a heat gun ? I hope you don’t kill foxes ! They are lovely wee things . Just misunderstood . Bad press Foxes aren’t lovely wee things, they are predators and will chew the face of any child that is left alone in their proximity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 (edited) I was out walking the dog on his lead when another dog off leash came up to him. I could sense a bit of tension and I tried to pull my dog away but a bit of a scrap broke out. The other owners gave me a telling saying my dog should be muzzled when it was their dog who was off leash. Claimed my dog had injured theirs too. Edited August 4, 2022 by All roads lead to Gorgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankland Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 On 15/07/2022 at 22:38, Morgan said: ‘Pretend’ Americans. Not cool. Exactly. Canadians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 33 minutes ago, Shankland said: Exactly. Canadians. Plus, British folk that think they are being 'edgy' and 'hip' by using Americanisms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Shankland said: Exactly. Canadians. DP. Edited August 4, 2022 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 On 27/07/2022 at 17:31, Jeffros Furios said: Ordered a heat gun which turned out to be a smoking gun and didnae work . Slipped and fell on fox shit and now decided to go full Jihad on the wee buggers . Death to all infidel foxes, ****ing stinks that stuff. There's nowt worse than a long drive home in a wee car with a dog that proudly reeks of fox shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Twatted my head at work today and did the standard rub your head and check for blood thing. The usual result being none, usually much to your disappointment if it hurt. Sadly on this occasion there was lots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Tazio said: Twatted my head at work today and did the standard rub your head and check for blood thing. The usual result being none, usually much to your disappointment if it hurt. Sadly on this occasion there was lots. I did a similar thing on Monday, pricing a job and out on a hill on the quad, stopped to take a measurement with a range finder, goes to get off the bike, my left foot slipped off the foot rest and as I fell I smacked my chin off the handle grip, it was like getting a good upper cut right on the end of my chin, spent five minutes rubbing it and couldn't believe there was no blood, I was a wee bit disappointed as well as feeling like a right prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: I did a similar thing on Monday, pricing a job and out on a hill on the quad, stopped to take a measurement with a range finder, goes to get off the bike, my left foot slipped off the foot rest and as I fell I smacked my chin off the handle grip, it was like getting a good upper cut right on the end of my chin, spent five minutes rubbing it and couldn't believe there was no blood, I was a wee bit disappointed as well as feeling like a right prick! The main question is though, did anyone else see it happening? Always the first thing I check for when I do something daft like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 11 hours ago, Smithee said: Death to all infidel foxes, ****ing stinks that stuff. There's nowt worse than a long drive home in a wee car with a dog that proudly reeks of fox shit. Had my cocker spaniel up the pentlands one day, it decided to have a roll through cow dung 😮, found a pool of rainwater and managed to get some off, (still stinking), the drive home was not pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 49 minutes ago, superjack said: The main question is though, did anyone else see it happening? Always the first thing I check for when I do something daft like that. Thankfully no, I was on my own😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 56 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Thankfully no, I was on my own😅 In my opinion then (well that's what I tell myself in instances like yours) it never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, superjack said: In my opinion then (well that's what I tell myself in instances like yours) it never happened. The lump and bruise on my chin is the give away🤦♂️ this sort of thing makes for good craic though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said: The lump and bruise on my chin is the give away🤦♂️ this sort of thing makes for good craic though! That's when I, ever so slightly, change the description of what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pharmaceutical01 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Had my cocker spaniel up the pentlands one day, it decided to have a roll through cow dung 😮, found a pool of rainwater and managed to get some off, (still stinking), the drive home was not pleasant. My mate's dog found a dead seal on the beach in Aberdoir and rolled in it! Said the smell was unbelievable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Had my cocker spaniel up the pentlands one day, it decided to have a roll through cow dung 😮, found a pool of rainwater and managed to get some off, (still stinking), the drive home was not pleasant. My spaniel did the same. You would have thought she had dived into one of those chocolate fountains you see at weddings. I've never wished i had an outside tap more in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 14 hours ago, pharmaceutical01 said: My mate's dog found a dead seal on the beach in Aberdoir and rolled in it! Said the smell was unbelievable My dog caught the scent of something down at Cramond one day and ahead she went to find it. From a distance I could see her rolling in something and said to my wife 'it must be something dead'. Caught up with her and it was a seal. Thankfully didn't smell too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 The festival and fringe " luvvies" currently walking about Edinburgh. Mainly bunch of plonkers. Had a right laugh last night though. A snooty wifey was walking passed us and we over heard her say " its so bloody cold up here"....LOL. Aye hen it is...she had a flimsy skirt on and sandles with no tights or socks... and a blouse....It was cold but you still get the dafties thinking its warm here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 When did saying "feck up" instead of "feck off" become a thing? Rage inducing, it shouldn't be but it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 3 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: The festival and fringe " luvvies" currently walking about Edinburgh. Mainly bunch of plonkers. Had a right laugh last night though. A snooty wifey was walking passed us and we over heard her say " its so bloody cold up here"....LOL. Aye hen it is...she had a flimsy skirt on and sandles with no tights or socks... and a blouse....It was cold but you still get the dafties thinking its warm here. Edinburgh isn't really that far from the South of England in fairness and living in the South East I've barely worn anything other than shorts, sandals and a t-shirt for the last 2 months. My only concern being remembering to wear a hat if I'm in the sun for more than 15 minutes. It's bloody horrible. I'll definitely be bringing a coat, hat, scarf and gloves when I head north. Only cos I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 22 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Edinburgh isn't really that far from the South of England in fairness and living in the South East I've barely worn anything other than shorts, sandals and a t-shirt for the last 2 months. My only concern being remembering to wear a hat if I'm in the sun for more than 15 minutes. It's bloody horrible. I'll definitely be bringing a coat, hat, scarf and gloves when I head north. Only cos I know. Geographically not too far but there is a noticeable difference in the weather I feel . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 4 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: When did saying "feck up" instead of "feck off" become a thing? Rage inducing, it shouldn't be but it is Fevk knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 22 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Geographically not too far but there is a noticeable difference in the weather I feel . Often quite a bit different but many don't realise until they've left their bubble and their nipples are cutting glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 59 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Often quite a bit different but many don't realise until they've left their bubble and their nipples are cutting glass. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faded Seat Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: When did saying "feck up" instead of "feck off" become a thing? Rage inducing, it shouldn't be but it is Just using the word “feck” is cringe Edited August 6, 2022 by Faded Seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Faded Seat said: Just using the word “feck” is cringe Just avoiding the mods wrath...Div. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faded Seat Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Just avoiding the mods wrath...Div. Not aimed at you lol people actually use it even say it in person which is embarrassing 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Galium aparine, more commonly known as sticky willy. I must have to comb a fist full of this crap out of my dog three times a day. Its really starting to do my head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Heading into work yesterday a man was having, what I assume to be, an epileptic episode on the pavement and being attended to by a couple of military policemen who luckily happened to be passing. The sheer number of people that had stopped dead to stand and stare was disgusting. I was on the opposite side of the road, saw what was happening and looked straight away and continued on my was as he was getting help. Other people stopped their journey so they could watch. A basic lack of respect for a fellow human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Tazio said: Heading into work yesterday a man was having, what I assume to be, an epileptic episode on the pavement and being attended to by a couple of military policemen who luckily happened to be passing. The sheer number of people that had stopped dead to stand and stare was disgusting. I was on the opposite side of the road, saw what was happening and looked straight away and continued on my was as he was getting help. Other people stopped their journey so they could watch. A basic lack of respect for a fellow human. Rubber-necking things like that should be a criminal offence. Disgusting behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, Tazio said: Heading into work yesterday a man was having, what I assume to be, an epileptic episode on the pavement and being attended to by a couple of military policemen who luckily happened to be passing. The sheer number of people that had stopped dead to stand and stare was disgusting. I was on the opposite side of the road, saw what was happening and looked straight away and continued on my was as he was getting help. Other people stopped their journey so they could watch. A basic lack of respect for a fellow human. A guarantee that several got their phones out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 40 minutes ago, Tazio said: Heading into work yesterday a man was having, what I assume to be, an epileptic episode on the pavement and being attended to by a couple of military policemen who luckily happened to be passing. The sheer number of people that had stopped dead to stand and stare was disgusting. I was on the opposite side of the road, saw what was happening and looked straight away and continued on my was as he was getting help. Other people stopped their journey so they could watch. A basic lack of respect for a fellow human. I remember a few months ago having to give first aid to someone who had collapsed and was out cold. After 2 minutes I turned around and was telling the crowd to eff off, give the guy some privacy. I actually thought I was going to end up in a scrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 People who post on Facebook, pictures of bank cards they’ve found. I get that they’re trying to be helpful and return the card to the owner. But there’s a reason that there’s a number on the back that you should call if you find one. Someone took idiocy to a whole new level today though. Posted a pic of a lost card. Filtered out the first name but left the second name on view (some equally thick twat helped out by posting a potential full name in the comments) also filtered out the long card number but left the account number for all to see. Also only partially filtered the sort code, it wasn’t a stretch to work out what it was. The person who lost it should’ve been more careful but I’d have been raging if some dick on Facebook, severely compromised my account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 52 minutes ago, William H. Bonney said: A guarantee that several got their phones out. That’s an absolute guarantee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 46 minutes ago, iantjambo said: People who post on Facebook, pictures of bank cards they’ve found. I get that they’re trying to be helpful and return the card to the owner. But there’s a reason that there’s a number on the back that you should call if you find one. Someone took idiocy to a whole new level today though. Posted a pic of a lost card. Filtered out the first name but left the second name on view (some equally thick twat helped out by posting a potential full name in the comments) also filtered out the long card number but left the account number for all to see. Also only partially filtered the sort code, it wasn’t a stretch to work out what it was. The person who lost it should’ve been more careful but I’d have been raging if some dick on Facebook, severely compromised my account. You got a link? 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 19 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: You got a link? 😂😂 It got deleted 😂😂😂 Managed to get some decent stuff from Amazon before though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: Galium aparine, more commonly known as sticky willy. I must have to comb a fist full of this crap out of my dog three times a day. Its really starting to do my head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Tazio said: Heading into work yesterday a man was having, what I assume to be, an epileptic episode on the pavement and being attended to by a couple of military policemen who luckily happened to be passing. The sheer number of people that had stopped dead to stand and stare was disgusting. I was on the opposite side of the road, saw what was happening and looked straight away and continued on my was as he was getting help. Other people stopped their journey so they could watch. A basic lack of respect for a fellow human. Yea I can never understand that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: A fistful of sticky willies.... I suppose i could should worded that slightly differently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: It got deleted 😂😂😂 Managed to get some decent stuff from Amazon before though I hope you got it delivered to a neighbour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: A fistful of sticky willies.... I suppose i could should worded that slightly differently Even better 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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