Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Need a bit of advice here chaps. I've been speaking to this lassie for over a week now. She's probably the nicest lassie ever! (Personality wise)... I only had face pics to go on and I've since found out that she's a fair bit over weight... She is on a diet but it's a bit off putting! I don't want to be shallow but I cant see myself holding on to her belly in bed! What do I do? As I said, she's probably the soundest lassie I've ever spoke to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Need a bit of advice here chaps. I've been speaking to this lassie for over a week now. She's probably the nicest lassie ever! (Personality wise)... I only had face pics to go on and I've since found out that she's a fair bit over weight... She is on a diet but it's a bit off putting! I don't want to be shallow but I cant see myself holding on to her belly in bed! What do I do? As I said, she's probably the soundest lassie I've ever spoke to! Would you bang her in her current state? Think of the long term gain here my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Need a bit of advice here chaps. I've been speaking to this lassie for over a week now. She's probably the nicest lassie ever! (Personality wise)... I only had face pics to go on and I've since found out that she's a fair bit over weight... She is on a diet but it's a bit off putting! I don't want to be shallow but I cant see myself holding on to her belly in bed! What do I do? As I said, she's probably the soundest lassie I've ever spoke to! Is she pretty? Also, how "over weight"??? Edited March 24, 2017 by Salad Fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwing Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Need a bit of advice here chaps. I've been speaking to this lassie for over a week now. She's probably the nicest lassie ever! (Personality wise)... I only had face pics to go on and I've since found out that she's a fair bit over weight... She is on a diet but it's a bit off putting! I don't want to be shallow but I cant see myself holding on to her belly in bed! What do I do? As I said, she's probably the soundest lassie I've ever spoke to! Grab a flap, hold on tight and try not to fall off. Couple of motion sickness tablets may also help. Edited March 24, 2017 by Nightwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Bigger ones are always dirtier, get involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Would you bang her in her current state? Think of the long term gain here my friend. Aye, From behind though! Is she pretty? Also, how "over weight"??? She's not ugly. She's got pretty eyes but not stunning either. From the waste down she's not too bad cos she's on her feet all day and quite a busy lassie. She's quite big from the waste up though. Seems to have a big belly mass. Not sticking out like pregnant but just big! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.gausden Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 They all look the same with the lights out. Batter on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straightfromtheheart Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Need a bit of advice here chaps. I've been speaking to this lassie for over a week now. She's probably the nicest lassie ever! (Personality wise)... I only had face pics to go on and I've since found out that she's a fair bit over weight... She is on a diet but it's a bit off putting! I don't want to be shallow but I cant see myself holding on to her belly in bed! What do I do? As I said, she's probably the soundest lassie I've ever spoke to! don`t look at the mantelpiece when you`re poking the fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Need a bit of advice here chaps. I've been speaking to this lassie for over a week now. She's probably the nicest lassie ever! (Personality wise)... I only had face pics to go on and I've since found out that she's a fair bit over weight... She is on a diet but it's a bit off putting! I don't want to be shallow but I cant see myself holding on to her belly in bed! What do I do? As I said, she's probably the soundest lassie I've ever spoke to! If you don't want to, pass her number on to me........I don't mind a big blooter now and again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moshy Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Need a bit of advice here chaps. I've been speaking to this lassie for over a week now. She's probably the nicest lassie ever! (Personality wise)... I only had face pics to go on and I've since found out that she's a fair bit over weight... She is on a diet but it's a bit off putting! I don't want to be shallow but I cant see myself holding on to her belly in bed! What do I do? As I said, she's probably the soundest lassie I've ever spoke to! Would you drink the dregs in the pub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 All I'm going to say is, when you switch off the iPad don't leave the online dating page visible. I did this two Saturdays ago.. I came home pished one night and fancied a drunken ham shank. Got my desired website up, but passed out before I could get my member up. Woke up next morning laptop over my knee, trousers round my ankles and laptop still on said page. Thankfully I woke up before the (ex) bursd came down stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 If you don't want to, pass her number on to me........I don't mind a big blooter now and again! HAH Would you drink the dregs in the pub? NAW! unless they were my own dregs...I don't leave dregs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I came home pished one night and fancied a drunken ham shank. Got my desired website up, but passed out before I could get my member up. Woke up next morning laptop over my knee, trousers round my ankles and laptop still on said page. Thankfully I woke up before the (ex) bursd came down stairs. I may or may not have a similiar story to this. Didn't end as well for me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Right guys. i'm going to ask the big blooter out the night. Imagine if i get a knock back! haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 Right guys. i'm going to ask the big blooter out the night. Imagine if i get a knock back! haha! Updates please. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Oh ffs. She's got her mother round for a chinese and to help with moving house. (so much for the diet) This could be a long night. I'll keep you updated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Oh ffs. She's got her mother round for a chinese and to help with moving house. (so much for the diet) This could be a long night. I'll keep you updated. Did you remember the bag of flour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Did you remember the bag of flour? disgraceful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I came home pished one night and fancied a drunken ham shank. Got my desired website up, but passed out before I could get my member up. Woke up next morning laptop over my knee, trousers round my ankles and laptop still on said page. Thankfully I woke up before the (ex) bursd came down stairs. All I am going to say is: Mum Dad Anita Harris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Did you remember the bag of flour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Henry Furst Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Did you remember the bag of flour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Right, i'm usually on the ball with these things but...............BAG OF FLOUR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straightfromtheheart Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Oh ffs. She's got her mother round for a chinese and to help with moving house. (so much for the diet) This could be a long night. I'll keep you updated. Ice cream and cookies should seal the deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Right, i'm usually on the ball with these things but...............BAG OF FLOUR? You don't want to know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 You don't want to know! lol Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 lol Fair enough. Roll her in it so you can find the wet spot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Roll her in it so you can find the wet spot! Ha. Her bottom half isn't that bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Ha. Her bottom half isn't that bad! Normally bird are huge arsed from the waist down. She must look like a fecking Russian doll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 In my limited experience, big bursd, tend to be sweaty and have smelly (well you know whats) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moshy Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Only been talking to her for a week and she's moving house already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Did you remember the bag of flour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Only been talking to her for a week and she's moving house already Only been talking to her for a week and she's moving house already She's probably eaten everything in the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Haha! You lot are brutal! Just had a match with a normal sized blondie. Whoever said update your profile daily was right! I had bugger all happen today until I added another picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Haha! You lot are brutal! Just had a match with a normal sized blondie. Whoever said update your profile daily was right! I had bugger all happen today until I added another picture. What about the blooter? You can't let the blooter down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Haha! You lot are brutal! Just had a match with a normal sized blondie. Whoever said update your profile daily was right! I had bugger all happen today until I added another picture. So whose picture did you add ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Ha. Her bottom half isn't that bad!I used to rifle a few belly challenged ladies when on the dating game. Gave up as I was constantly getting seasick. In all seriousness see it as a bit of fun and just a wee bit relief from the same old routine. Make it clear from outset that you are just looking for a bit of fun, kids come first etc.... after doing the damage a few times and when it time to move on you say that your not really ready for things etc..... Whilst already stalking your next victim. Christ I miss those days. Edited March 24, 2017 by PTBCAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 In my limited experience, big bursd, tend to be sweaty and have smelly (well you know whats) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I'm surprised you didn't say 'the smellier the better' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I'm surprised you didn't say 'the smellier the better' Ffs man..... What do you take me for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Ffs man..... What do you take me for? A pervy auld Bassa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Ffs man..... What do you take me for? You want an answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 A pervy auld Bassa Oh hark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 In my limited experience, big bursd, tend to be sweaty and have smelly (well you know whats) Nectar Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Nectar Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Mackerel Salad Fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 A pervy auld Bassa I'm no' that auld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Mackerel Salad Fingers. Scampi Fries Fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Oh hark! Tbf I'm no that old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Checking in from Rome. The Americans here, (of which there are thousands) would love this thread. Especially pleased to see the last two pages of updates. How is the old place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 What about the blooter? You can't let the blooter down There's been a change of plan. 2 new bursd have entered the scene. Blondie and Boobies and i'm gonna call them. Neither of which are fat. The Blooter is busy with her house moving and I've just found out she's away on holiday with her pals in a week so i'm gonna leave her alone for now. Here's the good part though lads. Boobies is pals with my ex!! I honestly thought she was at the wind up! I even text the ex to say "nice try" as I thought she had put her up to it to fish for info or whatever. The ex apparently didn't know what I was going on about and boobies said she didn't even know who I was! Obviously i'm still a bit suspicious, but I've not said anything to put myself in harms way so we'll see what happens!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 There's been a change of plan. 2 new bursd have entered the scene. Blondie and Boobies and i'm gonna call them. Neither of which are fat. The Blooter is busy with her house moving and I've just found out she's away on holiday with her pals in a week so i'm gonna leave her alone for now. Here's the good part though lads. Boobies is pals with my ex!! I honestly thought she was at the wind up! I even text the ex to say "nice try" as I thought she had put her up to it to fish for info or whatever. The ex apparently didn't know what I was going on about and boobies said she didn't even know who I was! Obviously i'm still a bit suspicious, but I've not said anything to put myself in harms way so we'll see what happens!! Pump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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