Marvin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Herbert. said: Can we add cyclists not using those stupid lanes with the bollards should have their legs crushed. Pisses me off that they get that section of road to make them feel safe but don't use them. Down here in Bath, cyclists prefer to use the pavements because there are so many useless drivers on the roads. I've almost been hit by a driver on his phone and he went straight through the red light and almost took out me and 2 other pedestrians on a crossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 12 hours ago, Herbert. said: Zelensky is a cock. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 " Forrest Gump" deserved its Best picture Oscar over " Pulp fiction" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 (edited) Nat Service. Show potential Gangsta's how aim a gun properly at their foes, thus eliminating contact with general public when service completed... Edited April 25, 2023 by OBE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 City Slickers 2 was better than City Slickers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 I think this thread should be re-titled "The pale, male, stale and grumpy gits whinge thread". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Noting someone on their beauty is not " objectifying " them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micole Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 The Smith's are crap Rap is just pointless drivel. Italian styling is way overrated Designer clothes are a massive rip off. There is more....😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Town Loafer Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Shooter McGavin said: There’s nothing wrong with a solo pint Is this controversial in the slightest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Non military National Service should be introduced, 2 years after leaving school and before college/uni, everyone works in some capacity in the public sector - Fire, Police, NHS, Local Council etc etc Driving slower than the prescribed limit (when traffic allow's) should be met with the same penalties as driving over the limit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Herbert. said: Can we add cyclists not using those stupid lanes with the bollards should have their legs crushed. Pisses me off that they get that section of road to make them feel safe but don't use them. As someone who uses the one on Longstone Road frequently the biggest issue about not using it is arsehole car drivers parking in it. Outside the garage by the lights at Sainsburys is usually the worst part. Car drivers parked on the pavement, over the cycle lane, on a corner with double yellows. Or outside Ladbrokes and the chippy parked on the corner, inside the hatches blocking the lane. Infact its even on google maps Thats generally the reason most folk end up cycling in traffic. Start by breaking the legs of arsehole car drivers and the rest will fall into place. Edited April 25, 2023 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Herbert. said: I think from the age of 50 they should do that. Old people are ****ing useless behind the wheel. Driving everywhere at 30mph aswell, Motorway or outside a school 30mph. Perhaps so, but young drivers cause a disproportionately high number of accidents, hence higher insurance rates for young drivers. Ban all young drivers I say, which will make the roads safer for the old, careful drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Maple Leaf said: Perhaps so, but young drivers cause a disproportionately high number of accidents, hence higher insurance rates for young drivers. Ban all young drivers I say, which will make the roads safer for the old, careful drivers. Probably while attempting evasive action from the Rover Metro wobbling out to the third lane of a motorway at 60mph driven by someone with a free bus pass. Boomers also have deep pockets to avoid insurance claims. Edited April 25, 2023 by Taffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynecastle_Park Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, micole said: The Smith's are crap Rap is just pointless drivel. Italian styling is way overrated Designer clothes are a massive rip off. There is more....😁 The Smiths are crap 😲😲😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, micole said: The Smith's are crap This isn't the thread for statements of verifiable fact mate. Daffodil munching twats, convinced of their superiority, in my humblest of opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 16 minutes ago, Smithee said: This isn't the thread for statements of verifiable fact mate. Daffodil munching twats, convinced of their superiority, in my humblest of opinions. Thought it was Smith's not Smithee's ? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said: Thought it was Smith's not Smithee's ? 😁 Nah, I don't like daffodils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, Smithee said: Nah, I don't like daffodils too much time in Holland, I'll put you down for a tulip instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 08:41, jim747 said: Seconded and i'll go as far as saying all that Monty Python stuff is pish too! Both were good in their day. Only fools should have finished after the auction and Monty Python is outdated nonsense now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Nurses are no better than any other occupation. Some good,some bad but most are average. Mother and daughter worked in the national health and after listening to them moaning about some nurses they seem to have quite a few that do feck all but eat chocolates all day.😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 On 24/04/2023 at 13:42, i8hibsh said: Zelenskyy is a crook Motorbikes are for wanks All Deliveroo (and the others) cyclists should be clotheslined Jazz music is utterly shite Acting is not art A good singing voice does not make you talented Net zero is a scam Just because you work for the NHS it does not make you a hero Teachers are good for nothing lazy ***** Princess Diana and Mother Theresa were frauds BLM are the biggest bunch of racists scoundrels since the Nazis Contrary to almost every advert made in the past 5 years, a circle of friends and married couples tend to be within their own race The British Empire has way more to be proud of than ashamed of Nigel Farage is a good ***** A man can act like a woman but he will never ever be a woman Glad it is just not me.Actually thought about clothes lining them.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Brother Beyond were far superior to Climie Fisher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 14:05, ri Alban said: GPs are paid too much for so little. They should be nationalised with no private work available. If they move they should have their licence revoked and made to bed bath big fat cripples at a nursing home. Income tax should be increased to drastically Improve infrastructure. Especially public transport. For example, all major cities should have an underground system like Amsterdam. Roads should be maintained to a far higher standard. The rail network should also be funded this way with tax cuts for companies who use the rail network for haulage instead of lorries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, superjack said: Income tax should be increased to drastically Improve infrastructure. Especially public transport. For example, all major cities should have an underground system like Amsterdam. Roads should be maintained to a far higher standard. The rail network should also be funded this way with tax cuts for companies who use the rail network for haulage instead of lorries. I would also integrate bus services with trains with a ticket that worked on both and having bus times lined up with train times to minimise wait times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 minute ago, superjack said: Income tax should be increased to drastically Improve infrastructure. Especially public transport. For example, all major cities should have an underground system like Amsterdam. Roads should be maintained to a far higher standard. The rail network should also be funded this way with tax cuts for companies who use the rail network for haulage instead of lorries. I agree, but only after significant raises for the low and middle classes, who've experienced massive reduction in relative income over the last decade. Expecting the government to put the population and infrastructure first should be the norm, not a revolutionary concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, milky_26 said: I would also integrate bus services with trains with a ticket that worked on both and having bus times lined up with train times to minimise wait times. Make local mass public transport free at point of use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Smithee said: Make local mass public transport free at point of use. I don't agree with free but it should be set at affordable levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 17 hours ago, Dirk McTarkin said: Welcome back, Jeffros. I wear Stone Island on occasion, am erudite, well educated, wealthy, and could definatey rag-doll the three of you mug punters around at the same time. You might want to invite half a dozen of your mates around to even your odds up a bit. Or maybe @Dawnrazor and @sadj, they seem pretty handy and I don't mind breaking a sweat while I'm breaking skulls. 😂😂 You'd look like road kill in a wankers jumper after 5 seconds with me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 5 minutes ago, Smithee said: I agree, but only after significant raises for the low and middle classes, who've experienced massive reduction in relative income over the last decade. Expecting the government to put the population and infrastructure first should be the norm, not a revolutionary concept. A very good point Smithee. Start by increasing the tax on the higher earners, outlaw tax avoidance schemes as well. 7 minutes ago, milky_26 said: I would also integrate bus services with trains with a ticket that worked on both and having bus times lined up with train times to minimise wait times. This type of system seems to work well in other countries, so why not here? Possibly something with successive governments only wanting systems that can make a profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 51 minutes ago, jonesy said: Didn't have you pegged as a MAMIL, BHB. Disappointed and now got you blocked on here Sad when one of your heroes lets you down. Im more your Middle Aged, Red Faced, Heavy Breathing Fat ***** In A Ripped Tshirt And Baggy Shorts type of thing. I also enjoy quiet nights in, good nights out, walks along the beach at sunset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 19 minutes ago, jonesy said: Is that coz you’d feel more comfortable posting on it then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 There are far too few Asian actors in TV adverts here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 ***** Breakimv news ******* Nothing is “ free “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 51 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: 😂😂 You'd look like road kill in a wankers jumper after 5 seconds with me!! You'd be bent into a clove hitch before you'd managet to roll your sleeves up, Dawn, but you'd still make a decent henchman. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: You'd be bent into a clove hitch before you'd managet to roll your sleeves up, Dawn, but you'd still make a decent henchman. 👍 😂👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 25, 2023 Author Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said: 😂😂 You'd look like road kill in a wankers jumper after 5 seconds with me!! 24 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: You'd be bent into a clove hitch before you'd managet to roll your sleeves up, Dawn, but you'd still make a decent henchman. 👍 Dawn and Dirk limbering up before duking it out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said: 😂😂 You'd look like road kill in a wankers jumper after 5 seconds with me!! mrs Dawnrazor is a lucky woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, milky_26 said: mrs Dawnrazor is a lucky woman I concur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: I concur. She doesnt😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, John Findlay said: She doesnt😉 She doesn't more that she does these days😔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Dawnrazor said: She doesn't more that she does these days😔 Aye, nae surprise there😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 6 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Aye, nae surprise there😉 I'm gorgeous me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Angel Delight should be on the menu in more restaurants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 The United Kingdom is lawfully and essentially a just and wonderful place to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 15 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Angel Delight should be on the menu in more restaurants Unpopular as @#£% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 13 minutes ago, Ked said: The United Kingdom is lawfully and essentially a just and wonderful place to live. I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dick Dastardly Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 37 minutes ago, Ked said: Unpopular as @#£% 😂😂😂😂 It's a phenomenal dessert option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Macaroni & cheese is consumed by deviants and should be outlawed. Utter minging stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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