JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Absolutely no idea 🤔 I’d probably prefer her . But leather etc is too sweaty ! I’m old fashioned maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, Portable Badger said: Having recently lived in Inverness for 3 years I can assure you it is very much required. Having lived in Inverness for 34 years and travelled up and down at least twice a week I disagree. It would be nice, sure, but there are plenty of other roads that could do with all those billions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Corner Gas is absolute comic genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Absolutely no idea 🤔 Actually that’s giving me an idea on what to wear at poya tonight 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I wouldn’t hire a fat person as they move too slowly to be productive and I equate their size with laziness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Actually that’s giving me an idea on what to wear at poya tonight 😂 There is a bit of maroon in the leg so no reason not to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: There is a bit of maroon in the leg so no reason not to.... oh that’s exactly what I was thinking ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, JudyJudyJudy said: oh that’s exactly what I was thinking ! Can you imagine the kerfuffle 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 53 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: But everything that is perceived as low quality or free is referred to as council, council juice = tap water, council telly = terrestrial tv etc Aye, but a bit of Bolivian has been known to prop one up, and having tavelled widey, the standard in this country is most definately of the council variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, Dirk McTarkin said: Aye, but a bit of Bolivian has been known to prop one up, and having tavelled widey, the standard in this country is most definately of the council variety. It doesn't seem that bad... 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Can you imagine the kerfuffle 😂😂😂 Oh don’t it brings out the daring wicked side of me 😂😂😎. Oh the kerfuffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, JudyJudyJudy said: Oh don’t it brings out the daring wicked side of me 😂😂😎. Oh the kerfuffle I ****in dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 41 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: I’ve got a few of these Teachers aren’t very educated The best place for children to be raised is in a family unit Self identification is a nonsense Gingers are inherently lazy People who never have kids never fully grow up Being fat is a choice Mushrooms are the work of the devil Disagree about the mushies and the gingers, but there's nowt in the least bit controversial about the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: It doesn't seem that bad... 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRiver Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 hour ago, R9. said: Folk who voice note because it’s faster way of communicating. It’s maybe faster for the person sending it but getting a chance to listen to it if busy it’s stupid. This 100 times over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lord BJ said: I’ve got a few of these Teachers aren’t very educated The best place for children to be raised is in a family unit Self identification is a nonsense Gingers are inherently lazy People who never have kids never fully grow up Being fat is a choice Mushrooms are the work of the devil Changed my mind kids can still be well brought up in single parent households and loved . Having both parents can be a negative for sone kids really if one of the parents is a waste of space . Also disagree that gingers are lazy Edited April 23, 2023 by JudyJudyJudy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 30 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: I ****in dare you! It’s just a 3 piece suit with a Darimg dash of pink though and undecided of cravat colour ? Blue or maroon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 30 minutes ago, BlueRiver said: This 100 times over. Yes I don’t get it really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said: Corner Gas is absolute comic genius. Wrong thread. That's definitely a popular opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 19 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: It’s just a 3 piece suit with a Darimg dash of pink though and undecided of cravat colour ? Blue or maroon I would suggest a neckerchief instead of a cravat, in maroon of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Maple Leaf said: Wrong thread. That's definitely a popular opinion. I've never met anyone else who likes it, until now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 GPs are paid too much for so little. They should be nationalised with no private work available. If they move they should have their licence revoked and made to bed bath big fat cripples at a nursing home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Joe Rogan is never a comedian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Lockdown was one of the best times of my life. Wish we could do that every year or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 23, 2023 Author Share Posted April 23, 2023 Beyonce isn't all that as a singer Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher films were pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: To be fair, if i wore skinny jeans I'd look like a snake trying to digest a rhino, so i might be biased Ha Ha, thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Lord BJ said: I’ve got a few of these Teachers aren’t very educated The best place for children to be raised is in a family unit Self identification is a nonsense Gingers are inherently lazy People who never have kids never fully grow up Being fat is a choice Mushrooms are the work of the devil Was going well until the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 7 hours ago, jonesy said: Kind of on the same theme… …on the ching with Billy King is one of the best Hearts songs of all time. I got a warning from the mods a while ago for a post about that. 😶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 23, 2023 Author Share Posted April 23, 2023 19 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: Cold play is music for people who don’t like music but want to. NHS whilst a well meaning intention results in a poor quality of health care. Roofers are the softest and the lowest intellect of all trades. Most people in life survive so by doing the bare minimum in pretty much all they do. Euthanasia should be legalised Your last point is spot on, along with legalising cannabis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Clint Eastwood is a shite actor. Well overrated 🤷🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korky Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher films were pretty good. I agree. It was hilarious watching midget Tom playing 6’ 5” Reacher. Cruise’s ego must be huge though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 23, 2023 Author Share Posted April 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, Korky said: I agree. It was hilarious watching midget Tom playing 6’ 5” Reacher. Cruise’s ego must be huge though. I watched them never having read the books, so I get where you're coming from. They were diverting enough, I wasn't saying they should've won an Oscar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korky Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said: I watched them never having read the books, so I get where you're coming from. They were diverting enough, I wasn't saying they should've won an Oscar The books aren’t exactly literary masterpieces either. OK for a holiday read until about number 3 in the series by which time you realise it’s basically rinse and repeat story-wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 11 hours ago, Lord BJ said: The lottery is a tax on the stupid. I knew a boy that won a lifechanging ammount in his late 20s. Set him and his family up for the rest of their puff. Well worth the pound a week he used to chuck on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 24, 2023 Author Share Posted April 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: I knew a boy that won a lifechanging ammount in his late 20s. Set him and his family up for the rest of their puff. Well worth the pound a week he used to chuck on. Initials, FE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Initials, FE? Nope, different fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 18 hours ago, ri Alban said: Joe Rogan is never a comedian. I just don’t get the American style of stand up comedy. Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Chris Rock, Louis CK etc. All totally brutal, no wit or cleverness and you quite often see the punchline coming about 30 seconds before it’s delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 16 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said: I just don’t get the American style of stand up comedy. Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Chris Rock, Louis CK etc. All totally brutal, no wit or cleverness and you quite often see the punchline coming about 30 seconds before it’s delivered. I used to quite like Louis CK before he got all rapey, I near pished myself laughing first time I heard the Why? bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 The TV show Friends is absolute Tom Kite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 15 hours ago, R9. said: Clap for carers was the most British over rated crap that has ever happened. Extremely cringey woke virtue signalling event. Would have been bad enough as a one off but every week FFS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Town Loafer Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 20:45, John Findlay said: The taste of tea, any, is minging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 There's isn't one funny female stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Town Loafer Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Zelenskyy is a crook and Russian intervention in Eastern Ukraine has some legitimacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Shooter McGavin said: I just don’t get the American style of stand up comedy. Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Chris Rock, Louis CK etc. All totally brutal, no wit or cleverness and you quite often see the punchline coming about 30 seconds before it’s delivered. Bill Burr is hilarious, the rest I'll agree with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Love thy neighbour was the best British sitcom on British TV in the 1970s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Bill Burr is hilarious, the rest I'll agree with This. Bill Burr is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 44 minutes ago, Armageddon said: There's isn't one funny female stand up. Eddie Izzard has had her moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 PTSD from being in the armed forces is not an excuse for battering your other half, children or any other innocent person. Zelensky is a fame-hungry, boy band wannabe. Despite the rise of streaming and readily available football highlights, MOTD and Sportscene are actually great and I look forward to them at the weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Telling fibs that benefit the listener...👂🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Moving from a meat based diet to plant based is merely ‘treating the symptom’ - the root cause is a massive global over-population. Until the levels of population are tackled there is very little point making token gestures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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