JudyJudyJudy Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Jeffros Furios said: Any man wearing tight jeans is a voyeur 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said: Sorry to hear that. Scandalous behaviour from the doctors though. That shouldn't be a decision they can make. Thanks. Was nearly ten years ago now. Sounds cold and/or uncaring but I could understand their logic. My mother’s lungs couldn’t function and so she would be permanently tied to the machine & taking up a bed. Neither myself nor sister had any issue with the staff & support they gave her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Jeffros Furios said: North Face is worn by wankers .. Scottish women are ****in ugly .. Wearing white trainers with jeans is the sign of a sexual deviant .. Any man wearing tight jeans is a voyeur .. Welcome back, Jeffros. 1 hour ago, New Town Loafer said: Holocausts shouldn’t be a crime. 1 hour ago, Negan said: Anyone who wears stone island is a wanna be hardman chav. 1 hour ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Doubt that's unpopular. 👍 49 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: Thats a fact not an unpopular opinion 😜. I wear Stone Island on occasion, am erudite, well educated, wealthy, and could definatey rag-doll the three of you mug punters around at the same time. You might want to invite half a dozen of your mates around to even your odds up a bit. Or maybe @Dawnrazor and @sadj, they seem pretty handy and I don't mind breaking a sweat while I'm breaking skulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Centre partings are the height of cool haircuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 22 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Badger baiting as well. Feck off !! What have I ever done to deserve that???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 It's a crime that Matt Dillon has never won an Oscar. Finest actor of his generation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 37 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Fox hunting is part of our cultural heritage and should be protected Totally agree as well as Dwarf throwing ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Portable Badger said: Feck off !! What have I ever done to deserve that???? It's nothing personal, just part of our heritage and aw that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Portable Badger said: Totally agree as well as Dwarf throwing ! Definitely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Just now, Dick Dastardly said: It's nothing personal, just part of our heritage and aw that And don’t I know it !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Portable Badger said: And don’t I know it !! We are just sett in our ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 18 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: We are just sett in our ways Very droll Dick. I think we’ll paws this conversation before it runs out of gas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 hours ago, New Town Loafer said: He’d kick your ***** in. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 30 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: Welcome back, Jeffros. I wear Stone Island on occasion, am erudite, well educated, wealthy, and could definatey rag-doll the three of you mug punters around at the same time. You might want to invite half a dozen of your mates around to even your odds up a bit. Or maybe @Dawnrazor and @sadj, they seem pretty handy and I don't mind breaking a sweat while I'm breaking skulls. As a fellow alumni of the UoE your constant misspelling of definitely pains me greatly You wealthy landlord types are the first to get it come the revolution, along with Holocaust deniers and Fox hunters imo 😜. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: As a fellow alumni of the UoE your constant misspelling of definitely pains me greatly GIRFUY. I'm a real scientist, not one of those flowery, waffley, social scientist wanks. I'll continue to misspell and poorly punctuate, and you can seethe away. Edited April 24, 2023 by Dirk McTarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 I thought trolling was a crime on here, JKB polis worse than the SPFL ffs 😆. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 11 minutes ago, jonesy said: I’m by far the best poster on most threads. Can’t say I’ve seen the poster tbh so I can’t really comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Just now, Dirk McTarkin said: GIRFUY. Hahahahaha. Hope you manage to keep the **** away from Sudan mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Pasquale for King said: Hahahahaha. Hope you manage to keep the **** away from Sudan mate. Hope so too, buddy. 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: Hope so too, buddy. 😬 Racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Zelensky is a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 24, 2023 Author Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: Badger baiting as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Anyone who thinks climate change isn't real, has obviously suffered a head injury. And Black people can be racist, but they have a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Post independence, the Scottish Government should set up a death squad, made up of about a dozen of the prison systems most murderous psychopaths and send them out to exterminate Scots born traitors. It will be very popular by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Humans should be treated the same as animals when it comes to illness and injury. Put down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Town Loafer Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 22 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Anyone who thinks climate change isn't real, has obviously suffered a head injury. And Black people can be racist, but they have a point. All races have a point for being racist towards others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 The EU should be a federal state and a post independent Scotland should join and allow EU (French)Nukes to be homed at faslane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Smithee said: Racist 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Pasquale for King said: As a fellow alumni of the UoE your constant misspelling of definitely pains me greatly You wealthy landlord types are the first to get it come the revolution, along with Holocaust deniers and Fox hunters imo 😜. Stop denying your cultural roots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 8 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: We are just sett in our ways It's very black and white to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Herbert. said: Zelensky is a cock. He's worse than Putin. (I'm not condoning Russias invasion of Ukraine). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 9 hours ago, Dirk McTarkin said: Welcome back, Jeffros. I wear Stone Island on occasion, am erudite, well educated, wealthy, and could definatey rag-doll the three of you mug punters around at the same time. You might want to invite half a dozen of your mates around to even your odds up a bit. Or maybe @Dawnrazor and @sadj, they seem pretty handy and I don't mind breaking a sweat while I'm breaking skulls. 😄 You may be a wealthy, well-educated, self-proclaimed hardman but you may want to question your fashion choices. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 The whole Captain Tom thing was weird as **** Everybody with a private reg plate is a w*** There’s nothing wrong with a solo pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: 😄 You may be a wealthy, well-educated, self-proclaimed hardman but you may want to question your fashion choices. 👍 Fair comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 If you have a licence for a vehicle there should be mandatory follow on every 5 years skills assessment. I believe this would improve driving standards significantly and reduce road fatalities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 While misogyny is rightly scrutinised in today's society, misandry is widely accepted and allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Marvin said: He's worse than Putin. (I'm not condoning Russias invasion of Ukraine). I think so aswell. The guy is happy to send thousands to die for a city that seemingly holds no value. There's videos online of ukrainian military police grabbing folk off the street to draft them. They get a week of training then off to the trenches. I don't believe the whole 5-6 to 1 death ratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 28 minutes ago, Angry Haggis said: If you have a licence for a vehicle there should be mandatory follow on every 5 years skills assessment. I believe this would improve driving standards significantly and reduce road fatalities. I think from the age of 50 they should do that. Old people are ****ing useless behind the wheel. Driving everywhere at 30mph aswell, Motorway or outside a school 30mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 3 hours ago, ri Alban said: Post independence, the Scottish Government should set up a death squad, made up of about a dozen of the prison systems most murderous psychopaths and send them out to exterminate Scots born traitors. It will be very popular by then. At the first sign of conflict the death squad would probably just fold and sign their rights away to some kind of treaty instead. Fun fact - The first line of 'To a mouse' was actually self referential as a Scotsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, Herbert. said: I think from the age of 50 they should do that. Old people are ****ing useless behind the wheel. Driving everywhere at 30mph aswell, Motorway or outside a school 30mph. I’d stipulate this too. In my experience, it’s middle aged folk that are the most nervous, hesitant and dangerous drivers. From my many years on the road, people driving too slow are far more dangerous than people driving too fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 minute ago, jonesy said: And anyone not driving in a bus lane during permitted times should have their car taken away and crushed in front of them. Can we add cyclists not using those stupid lanes with the bollards should have their legs crushed. Pisses me off that they get that section of road to make them feel safe but don't use them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 17 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said: I’d stipulate this too. In my experience, it’s middle aged folk that are the most nervous, hesitant and dangerous drivers. From my many years on the road, people driving too slow are far more dangerous than people driving too fast. You can spot the shit drivers. Driving a Fiat panda/Kia picanto/Dacia or Suzuki 2 hands holding the wheel tight as possible, driving gloves and face a inch from the windscreen. It's almost a daily occurrence to have someone not see a 12ft tall 59ft long yellow bus and its usually older people. There's 0 awareness to what's happening around them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Locky said: While misogyny is rightly scrutinised in today's society, misandry is widely accepted and allowed. 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 2 hours ago, milky_26 said: It's very black and white to you Sow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Excellent thread this - refreshingly anti-woke and who knew that @ri Alban was a moderate!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 25, 2023 Author Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said: Excellent thread this - refreshingly anti-woke and who knew that @ri Alban was a moderate!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Locky said: While misogyny is rightly scrutinised in today's society, misandry is widely accepted and allowed. Correct. To some this will be the most unpopular of the most unpopular opinion posted in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Most French produce and cuisine is highly over-rated Shite Importing & consuming foreign bottled water should be banned Due to life expectancy levels women should retire at 77 and men retire at 67 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 5 minutes ago, Portable Badger said: Most French produce and cuisine is highly over-rated Shite Importing & consuming foreign bottled water should be banned Due to life expectancy levels women should retire at 77 and men retire at 67 Bottled water should be scrapped anyway. Just fill a waterbottle in the house. It all tastes the same anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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