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I think the main impact wokeness has had on my life is that there's less gratuitous close ups of hot bursds in the crowd during World Cup games. 

 

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Just now, Dawnrazor said:

In this case it just perfectly sums your purile attempts at trolling, I mean no offence to really tiny Jockeys who can sit on a door handle.

 

Ok, I won't be forwarding any more friendly heads ups going forward. On your head be it. 

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Just now, the posh bit said:

 

Ok, I won't be forwarding any more friendly heads ups going forward. On your head be it. 

🤣 I'm pretty sure I can live with that mate cheers!

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20 minutes ago, Smithee said:

By shagging anything it fancies, probably including pans

aka as bisexual. 

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Just now, jonesy said:

I'm bye sexual.

 

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When I ask for sex, women say 'bye'.

 

😅 I feel your pain!

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2 minutes ago, jonesy said:

To borrow a phrase from a The Weakened Savage Bit, 'The state of that'.

 

I've now got a new go-to image for when little Jonesy needs to stand down from attention in a hurry.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Lord Montpelier said:

Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire has a lot to answer for. 

 

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https://takes.jamesomalley.co.uk/p/woke-is-a-new-ideology-and-its-proponents
 

“To your most achingly right-on friends on Facebook, “woke” is just a word that means you are “alert to injustice in society”. To its smarter opponents like the controversial right-wing Professor Matthew Goodwin, “woke" is the name of a dangerous new ideological force in society.”

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1 minute ago, jonesy said:

I think there's a nearer Sainsbury's to Edinburgh than Mansfield, too.

 

What a bizarre article. There is a limit on how much smash you can use to buy things. All shops have this policy.

 

It's not even just a shop policy it's backed by law. Coppers are only legal tender to 20p. Then it varies with the silver but I think it tops out at £10 for 50ps. 

 

£1 and £2 coins are valid for any amount though. 

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27 minutes ago, jonesy said:

I think there's a nearer Sainsbury's to Edinburgh than Mansfield, too.

 

What a bizarre article. There is a limit on how much smash you can use to buy things. All shops have this policy.

 

25 minutes ago, BlueRiver said:

 

It's not even just a shop policy it's backed by law. Coppers are only legal tender to 20p. Then it varies with the silver but I think it tops out at £10 for 50ps. 

 

£1 and £2 coins are valid for any amount though. 

It was more about the 2 years old being 

“ offended” ! They can’t even wipe their own bum at that age never mind be offended ! 😂

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3 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

 

It was more about the 2 years old being 

“ offended” ! They can’t even wipe their own bum at that age never mind be offended ! 😂

 

 2 year old offended should be read as "mother makes a scene". 

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17 minutes ago, BlueRiver said:

 

 2 year old offended should be read as "mother makes a scene". 

“ where’s there blame there a claim “ culture lol 

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Oh dear in the pub and those old guys asking if we are from Kilmarnock ! Naw then went on about a player who’s a 

“D***** “ player ! ) black !  “ ! Jesus ! I just rolled my eyes 👀 

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1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Oh dear in the pub and those old guys asking if we are from Kilmarnock ! Naw then went on about a player who’s a 

“D***** “ player ! ) black !  “ ! Jesus ! I just rolled my eyes 👀 


Wrong thread?

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28 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

How’s u  jim

? having a good night ? 


All good, JJJ. 3 points for the JTs, a catch up with pals and back home enjoying an Old Fashioned while watching The Bear. What’s not to love 👍🏻

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10 minutes ago, JimBett365 said:


All good, JJJ. 3 points for the JTs, a catch up with pals and back home enjoying an Old Fashioned while watching The Bear. What’s not to love 👍🏻

That’s great I’m in the pub with the “lads” good banter actually ‘ must catch up on “ the bear “ 

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56 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

No Jim 

I’m half cut . Calling black people “ d*****” is nothing to do with wokeI see your point . It’s awful actually I was gobsmacked that people still use those kinds of terms 

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13 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

That’s great I’m in the pub with the “lads” good banter actually ‘ must catch up on “ the bear “ 


Banter while in the pub with the lads 👍🏻

Posting on internet forums while in the pub with the lads 👎🏻

 

Put your phone away and enjoy the moment 👍🏻

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3 minutes ago, JimBett365 said:


Banter while in the pub with the lads 👍🏻

Posting on internet forums while in the pub with the lads 👎🏻

 

Put your phone away and enjoy the moment 👍🏻

True just a wee break 

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10 minutes ago, indianajones said:

 

Could've went for 'Gingerbread biscuit' but nah. Decided to be a clown about it instead. 

 

 

It’s just daft really ! 😂

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well someone tell that person I am not "upset " i just found it midly amusing and as well as ludicrous 

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Yet you searched it on the Internet and thought to post it on here saying you wished the Lord would take you now. Drama about a biscuit. 

 

The only ludicrous thing is people moaning about it, just like yourself. 

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18 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

Yet you searched it on the Internet and thought to post it on here saying you wished the Lord would take you now. Drama about a biscuit. 

 

The only ludicrous thing is people moaning about it, just like yourself. 

 

Its not upsetting in the slightest its just attention seeking bollocks.

 

Biscuitgate.

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2 minutes ago, indianajones said:

 

Its not upsetting in the slightest its just attention seeking bollocks.

 

Biscuitgate.

Well it's got his shop in the press, so fair play I say. 

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44 minutes ago, indianajones said:

 

Its not upsetting in the slightest its just attention seeking bollocks.

 

Biscuitgate.

 

Pretty effective attention seeking bollocks, or advertising, as it's known when you run a business.

 

The guy won't be able to keep up with demand now, mon the gammons!

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I'm going to call a certain biscuit a cake, then I'm going to post an article about how silly it is whilst stating I'm not bothered about it in the slightest. 

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5 hours ago, Dirk McTarkin said:

Woke = wank.

 

The end.


Depends on your definition of woke I guess so can only say based on my own definition I’d agree 👍🏻

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