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10 minutes ago, Zoom said:

6 players min will sign 

 

So we’re skint but we’re going to sign 6 players min.

 

:rofl:

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59 minutes ago, Inch Hearts said:

 

We were also said to be interested in Shankland but weren't. When you say "every single media outlet" you realise the way this works is one makes up or reports a rumour and the rest all print it as "It is reported..."?

 

It's called silly season and is way sillier since social media became an actual source for journalists.

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1 hour ago, Zoom said:

Murray Davidson 

 

1 hour ago, Zoom said:

We are skint 

 

1 hour ago, Zoom said:

Danijel subotic

 

1 hour ago, Zoom said:

Just spreading my inside information  around 

 

1 hour ago, Zoom said:

6 players min will sign 

 

28 minutes ago, Zoom said:

Roman vine great signing!!

 

:facepalm:

 

I mean, come on. It’s not exactly subtle.

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Cruyff Turn
25 minutes ago, ToqueJambo said:

 

We were also said to be interested in Shankland but weren't. When you say "every single media outlet" you realise the way this works is one makes up or reports a rumour and the rest all print it as "It is reported..."?

 

It's called silly season and is way sillier since social media became an actual source for journalists.

:spoton:

 

What they don’t know, they make up. 

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The Future's Maroon
1 hour ago, Zoom said:

6 players min will sign 

 

Very insightful, thank you.

 

Zoom on ya Hobbit Zoomer ?

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8 hours ago, Cygnet said:

 

FFS, it's clearly not him.  In all the images I can find of Diarra with a beard, his beard is not ginger.  Sakes.

 Took this 10 minutes ago

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38 minutes ago, Zoom said:

Roman vine great signing!!

 

Only a Hibs fan would see that pic and immediately think of Rowan Vine. As part of the ultimate Hibsed it Hibs team in the ultimate Hibsed It season, he's a man worth remembering.

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19 minutes ago, ToqueJambo said:

 

Only a Hibs fan would see that pic and immediately think of Rowan Vine. As part of the ultimate Hibsed it Hibs team in the ultimate Hibsed It season, he's a man worth remembering.

I am far from a hibs fan I am actually named after our current manager as at the time my father for some reason  thought he was the best player to wear maroon 

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The Future's Maroon
18 minutes ago, Zoom said:

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Your defence/evidence is a random Facebook post, Jesus wept, at least in the olden days you 5h1tes would try harder than that?

 

p.s what Xbox game did you buy?

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28 minutes ago, Zoom said:

I am far from a hibs fan I am actually named after our current manager as at the time my father for some reason  thought he was the best player to wear maroon 

So if you're even telling the truth we can take it your old man was a Jambo.  That doesn't mean to say you're anywhere near as sensible.

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Finlay James
9 hours ago, Captain Canada said:

Going by Instagram, two of our signings will be Walker and Milinkovic (we'll see!) which leaves just one, maybe two, strikers to sign according to what Levein said he wants. 

 

I think we might go for Lee Erwin as well who's currently a free agent. And possibly Connor Washington. 

 

 

Id be very chuffed with that outcome

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11 hours ago, Zoom said:

Just spreading my inside information  around 

Stick to spreading your inside information around your sisters bedroom.

 

 Nae offence

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Walker ffs.  At least if we sign him he will be injured all the time and it will be a good excuse as to why we've had another pish season. 

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Absolute Scenes

From Oriam, Naismith is there as confirmed, also looks like Tyler Walker from Forrest could be there too, but he does look a bit like Cletus Nombil

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
4 minutes ago, Italian Lambretta said:

66 pages of nothing

Which you  have just helped contribute to :)

Boredom,  at least we can remind ourselves next Saturday how shite we are instead 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
2 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said:

From Oriam, Naismith is there as confirmed, also looks like Tyler Walker from Forrest could be there too, but he does look a bit like Cletus Nombil

I thought Tyler Walker had lighter features than Cletus?

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
1 minute ago, JackLadd said:

Cletus Womble has signed for Wimbledon apparently.

That's not common knowledge. Rubbish most probably 

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Absolute Scenes
4 minutes ago, Sir Gio said:

I thought Tyler Walker had lighter features than Cletus?

 

He certainly does, so ignore that part! 

Its definitely someone with lighter features that’s at Oriam. Apart from Clare do we have anyone at present who looks similar? I can’t think of any

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2 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said:

 

He certainly does, so ignore that part! 

Its definitely someone with lighter features that’s at Oriam. Apart from Clare do we have anyone at present who looks similar? I can’t think of any

Djoum was similar but hes in Egypt and nae coming back apparently 

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5 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said:

 

He certainly does, so ignore that part! 

Its definitely someone with lighter features that’s at Oriam. Apart from Clare do we have anyone at present who looks similar? I can’t think of any

 

Mulraney?

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Absolute Scenes
8 minutes ago, Ferryjambo99 said:

 

Mulraney?

Yep totally forgot about Jake ? idiot that I am 

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16 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said:

 

He certainly does, so ignore that part! 

Its definitely someone with lighter features that’s at Oriam. Apart from Clare do we have anyone at present who looks similar? I can’t think of any

 

Leeroy Makovora? 

 

Are the youngsters there though?  I've no idea how training works! 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
16 minutes ago, WageThief said:

 

Leeroy Makovora? 

 

Are the youngsters there though?  I've no idea how training works! 

Nor does Levein allegedly 

 

::troll::

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1 hour ago, Sir Gio said:

That's not common knowledge. Rubbish most probably 

 

Tish boom.

 

Are you here all week Sir?

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IveSeenTheLight
1 hour ago, Sir Gio said:

That's not common knowledge. Rubbish most probably 

 

He’s also got an uncle from Bulgaria apparently.

Ada[table as he makes good use of things as he finds them.

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letsalldothebeattie

Any truth that Olly Lee has left the club? Seeing a lot of folk on twitter saying they’ve been told he’s already gone. Not sure how reliable they are though 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
42 minutes ago, PTBCAL said:

 

Tish boom.

 

Are you here all week Sir?

Try my best, mostly drivel. Something to pass the time waiting for surprises  :)

 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
14 minutes ago, letsalldothebeattie said:

Any truth that Olly Lee has left the club? Seeing a lot of folk on twitter saying they’ve been told he’s already gone. Not sure how reliable they are though 

Hes in my passenger seat headed for Luton if that helps?

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13 minutes ago, letsalldothebeattie said:

Any truth that Olly Lee has left the club? Seeing a lot of folk on twitter saying they’ve been told he’s already gone. Not sure how reliable they are though 

 

If true, hopefully for a fee since he signed a 3 year contract (when he spoke to Craig Levein).

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TyphoonJambo
2 minutes ago, Sir Gio said:

Hes in my passenger seat headed for Luton if that helps?

You flying 737's now?

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
4 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said:

You flying 737's now?

Flying on something.....not certain what right enough  :)

 

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Cruyff Turn
29 minutes ago, letsalldothebeattie said:

Any truth that Olly Lee has left the club? Seeing a lot of folk on twitter saying they’ve been told he’s already gone. Not sure how reliable they are though 

Maybe there is a god. 

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14 hours ago, Zoom said:

I am far from a hibs fan I am actually named after our current manager as at the time my father for some reason  thought he was the best player to wear maroon 

Zoom levein 

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5 hours ago, Absolute Scenes said:

From Oriam, Naismith is there as confirmed, also looks like Tyler Walker from Forrest could be there too, but he does look a bit like Cletus Nombil

 

And Eddie Murphy.

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3 hours ago, KyleLafferty said:

Say what you want about Olly Lee but he’s been involved (goals/assists) in 18 goals last year.

Outfielder that played most games also.

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