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Robbo Is God
1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Meh

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Walker has been practising nothing but headers while in England!!! 

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TyphoonJambo
4 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Meh

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Looks like we've signed Hermman Munster

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IveSeenTheLight
2 hours ago, Absolute Scenes said:

Could they not have got a face on photo rather than side on? Its not George Cooper as he doesn't have much facial hair - but does look like Washington

 

It may not be Cooper, but Cooper does have a similar facial hair

https://images.app.goo.gl/7LkefiHBcQnnSa1K6

 

https://images.app.goo.gl/TwZq8NEr9kaK69dAA

 

 

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Captain Bubblebeard
2 minutes ago, daveydal said:

So is there some sort of ritual ive got to go through before someone answers a question? 

Nobody answer this until he has gone through the ritual please.

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Portable Badger
21 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Meh

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They need a new Tight-head at Murrayfield !!!!!

What were they using doing the photoshop a knife & fork FFS ??!!

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Portable Badger
15 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

Excellent. We are back to talking about male grooming ?

We're an inclusive club these days remember?? One Club and all that..

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The Future's Maroon
4 minutes ago, Captain Bubblebeard said:

Nobody answer this until he has gone through the ritual please.

??

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3 minutes ago, Captain Bubblebeard said:

Nobody answer this until he has gone through the ritual please.

Slaughter pig? Drench myself in the blood whilst shouting i grew up in Wardlaw Terrace !!?!?!?! Maybe?

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Just now, Gilbert’s Fridge said:

We're an inclusive club these days remember?? One Club and all that..

I'm looking for tips. Need a good skin cleansing routine ? Need to look my best.

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1 minute ago, daveydal said:

Slaughter pig? Drench myself in the blood whilst shouting i grew up in Wardlaw Terrace !!?!?!?! Maybe?

Nope. Thats just too obvious.

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45 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

Have you seen bald Ed Sheeran btw?

 

Yes! :rofl:

 

made my day that.

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Just now, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

Yes! :rofl:

 

made my day that.

Superb isn't it. Looks like he still lives at home ??

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1 hour ago, Class of 75 said:

Why as a club are we skirting about the bargain basement of football transfers when surely we should be signing quality young Scottish players who know the league that we can then sell on for a profit? All the money wasted on Vanececk, Oshinawa, Martin, Sammon etc could have been used to more effectively thus enhancing our chances. I may be wrong and happy to be proven so, but the team at present has only 3 or 4 that are of the standard expected at Hearts. Naismith, Berra, Souttar and Smith possibly Halkett are what is required but the rest fall far short. We need about 10 quality players to make this coming season a success. Sorry to be so negative but just my opinion fwiw. 

After all the money that has been spent on the ground, pitch ect i’d like to see 

real investment in the team. 

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gorgieheart
15 minutes ago, daveydal said:

So is there some sort of ritual ive got to go through before someone answers a question? 

 

Somebody fetch the table tennis bats and the tub of peanut butter....

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5 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

Nope. Thats just too obvious.

Forgot i should've added the 5-1 hand gesture whilst pouring said pigs blood over me, how silly of me

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Just now, daveydal said:

Forgot i should've added the 5-1 hand gesture whilst pouring said pigs blood over me, how silly of me

I will answer you. The boy who tweeted it said he was waiting for his agent. No idea how he knew that unless he had a sign saying waiting for agent.

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2 hours ago, IveSeenTheLight said:

 

How long did he have to wait before pick up?

Might nae go down well

 

Away and stick a rowie up yer arse! 

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Just now, Notts1874 said:

I will answer you. The boy who tweeted it said he was waiting for his agent. No idea how he knew that unless he had a sign saying waiting for agent.

Thanks Notts1874, appreciated. So in other words no idea. Tbf it does look like Conor Washington in the pic posted above by Barack. 

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10 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

Superb isn't it. Looks like he still lives at home ??

 

Aye... if home is a big outhouse where malfunctioning simpletons all live together as a community.

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Think you are right........he is big mates with DV & been on a pre signing bevvy holiday. He has put on about 3 stone since playing for Scotland vs Belgium:beer:

 

Sorry meant to quote references to Jonny Russell.

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7 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

Aye... if home is a big outhouse where malfunctioning simpletons all live together as a community.

Just need to find where the outhouse is??

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So there is a guy at EDI airport 

 

He isn’t a fat **** and he is wearing ‘sports clothes’ so he is a footballer.

 

Automatically he must therefore be waiting for Levein or MacPhee because....because....

 

??

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1 minute ago, Notts1874 said:

Just need to find where the outhouse is??

 

In the grounds of the nut farm.

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Mr Elwood P
27 minutes ago, Four faces said:

The guy at the airport.Jonny Russel?

 

Just some random painter & decorator from Peebles. He’s bemused by his newfound fame. 

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1 minute ago, Mr Elwood P said:

 

Just some random painter & decorator from Peebles. He’s bemused by his newfound fame. 

Yer probably right mate.

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Class of 75
38 minutes ago, mitch41 said:

After all the money that has been spent on the ground, pitch ect i’d like to see 

real investment in the team. 

Aberdeen are building a new stadium yet they somehow had the resources to offer Bryson a better contract. 

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2 hours ago, gjcc said:

 

People can dye their beard ffs. It’s him. 

 

Good point well made! 

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It’s quite clearly Washington. 

 

I’m more interested in whether it’s just a random photo of him. Or if it’s got a connection to us in any way. 

 

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Mr Elwood P
7 minutes ago, Class of 75 said:

Aberdeen are building a new stadium yet they somehow had the resources to offer Bryson a better contract. 

 

Any evidence that we were even in for Bryson?

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Leveins Battalion
1 minute ago, Mr Elwood P said:

 

Any evidence that we were even in for Bryson?

We were not and have not ever been interested in Craig Bryson.

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Portable Badger
1 hour ago, Notts1874 said:

I'm looking for tips. Need a good skin cleansing routine ? Need to look my best.

In your case it'll take a while and be pretty expensive;)

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30 minutes ago, Class of 75 said:

Aberdeen are building a new stadium yet they somehow had the resources to offer Bryson a better contract. 

 

Yup. It’s called budgeting. We did similar when we built our stand.

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Thought Police
1 hour ago, HMFC86 said:

JW has been liking virtually every Instagram post by Hearts.

Pretty sure he’s been doing that for a long time

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Mr Elwood P
24 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said:

We were not and have not ever been interested in Craig Bryson.

 

That’s what I had heard. Yet again folk creating an imaginary stick to beat the club with. 

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17 minutes ago, Gilbert’s Fridge said:

In your case it'll take a while and be pretty expensive;)

I know this but I think you are projecting as well ?

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