Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 If her own business is in psychoanalysis and she does some acting in the fringe, and used to be a backing singer in a band...strap yourself in it's going to be a helluva ride Aye, because if she isn't Hungarian and does those things, she'll be completely sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 She's a goulash really...... I'm sorry...you need to be drinking to find this remotely funny. I await my impending ban...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekeo Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 She's a goulash really...... I'm sorry...you need to be drinking to find this remotely funny. I await my impending ban...... Jeez!! You are nothing bud a pest on these threads!! (I'll take one too.....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 search Google for hungarian edinburgh fringe psychoanalysis and first picture states "dating can be fatal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 C'mon Justin. We know you've been on here today. Enlighten us with the events. It's been a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Forgot about this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Yes, c'mon Justin I want to know if she suggested the same friend to join you as she did with me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Yes, c'mon Justin I want to know if she suggested the same friend to join you as she did with me... Maybe she'll suggest you to join her and Justin this time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Yes, c'mon Justin I want to know if she suggested the same friend to join you as she did with me... Brick, whilst we await Justin's take on events, I'd be keen to hear about your Hungarian Fringe sole trader escapades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Brick, whilst we await Justin's take on events, I'd be keen to hear about your Hungarian Fringe sole trader escapades. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Brick, whilst we await Justin's take on events, I'd be keen to hear about your Hungarian Fringe sole trader escapades. Far be it from me to keep my private life private and potentially ruin Justin's love life into the bargain but OK. Met her at an after show party at the fringe and we swapped numbers. Met for a coffee in Costa at Stockbridge a few days later and it went well so we arranged another meeting. She chose Skylark in Portobello as it was near her flat. Food was average but she was a wee bit feisty, we went back to hers for a nightcap but I was driving so no bevvy for me. The no bevvy was probably a mistake as she did a wee dance routine thing, it was meant to be provocative but I just smiled and thought she looked an arse, bevvy might have made me think different. It seemed to work for her though, ended up staying the night and a good time was had by all. She managed to perform the walnut manoeuvre which I hadn't had for many a year and that turned out to be the highlight of the evening. Phone calls and texts got a bit tasty with her saying how would I feel if her friend joined us, I was well up for that, so a couple of weeks later we met up at hers again with me bursting at the zip with anticipation. The friend was a wee, and I mean wee, 5'4 tops, gay guy who must have weighed about 5 stone soaking wet. To this day I have no idea why I didn't ask if her friend was female. Anyway, I just looked at him and looked at her and shook my head with disappointment and turned and walked away. I've never heard from her since. I still have nightmares and cold sweats about what might have gone on had I stayed. I hope for Justin's sake it isn't the same bursd and if it is he remembers to ask what sex her friend is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Far be it from me to keep my private life private and potentially ruin Justin's love life into the bargain but OK. Met her at an after show party at the fringe and we swapped numbers. Met for a coffee in Costa at Stockbridge a few days later and it went well so we arranged another meeting. She chose Skylark in Portobello as it was near her flat. Food was average but she was a wee bit feisty, we went back to hers for a nightcap but I was driving so no bevvy for me. The no bevvy was probably a mistake as she did a wee dance routine thing, it was meant to be provocative but I just smiled and thought she looked an arse, bevvy might have made me think different. It seemed to work for her though, ended up staying the night and a good time was had by all. She managed to perform the walnut manoeuvre which I hadn't had for many a year and that turned out to be the highlight of the evening. Phone calls and texts got a bit tasty with her saying how would I feel if her friend joined us, I was well up for that, so a couple of weeks later we met up at hers again with me bursting at the zip with anticipation. The friend was a wee, and I mean wee, 5'4 tops, gay guy who must have weighed about 5 stone soaking wet. To this day I have no idea why I didn't ask if her friend was female. Anyway, I just looked at him and looked at her and shook my head with disappointment and turned and walked away. I've never heard from her since. I still have nightmares and cold sweats about what might have gone on had I stayed. I hope for Justin's sake it isn't the same bursd and if it is he remembers to ask what sex her friend is. I'm at a decent age now and have never heard of the "walnut manoeuvre", could you explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I've only just checked back in on this thread. I have to say, at first I thought I'd be thrilled if what Brick was describing were the sloppy seconds on offer . . . but having just read his latest post, I'm now awfully relieved they're not! My evening wasn't a total loss, the bus service gets ridiculous up in Portobello at night and to get back to Roseburn I was going to have to wait about 45 minutes, so she offered to give me a ride home. Made her a cup of tea and we talked a bit and ended up making out--but that was it I'm afraid. Did have a date at the Haymarket on Friday with who I thought was a rather neurotic, pushy English bursd so I hardly know why I agreed in the first place. She ended up being pretty cool as it turns out, but not dating material. More like a female drinking buddy. The Magyar is a sweet girl, and she's razor sharp which has me really interested--bursds with brains totally do it for me. But unfortunately for the purposes of this thread it's pretty boring stories so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) I'm at a decent age now and have never heard of the "walnut manoeuvre", could you explain?Cheers biker, it will save me from googling it I don't feel such an incompetent fud, now. Feck it, googling it now, can't wait. Update: Noon the decking wiser Edited February 20, 2017 by salecc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I've only just checked back in on this thread. I have to say, at first I thought I'd be thrilled if what Brick was describing were the sloppy seconds on offer . . . but having just read his latest post, I'm now awfully relieved they're not! My evening wasn't a total loss, the bus service gets ridiculous up in Portobello at night and to get back to Roseburn I was going to have to wait about 45 minutes, so she offered to give me a ride home. Made her a cup of tea and we talked a bit and ended up making out--but that was it I'm afraid. Did have a date at the Haymarket on Friday with who I thought was a rather neurotic, pushy English bursd so I hardly know why I agreed in the first place. She ended up being pretty cool as it turns out, but not dating material. More like a female drinking buddy. The Magyar is a sweet girl, and she's razor sharp which has me really interested--bursds with brains totally do it for me. But unfortunately for the purposes of this thread it's pretty boring stories so far. You need to brush up on your British English, young fellow. The last time a bursd from Porty offered me a ride, I didn't ask for a lift home afterwards as well. Disclaimer: was over 20 years ago so the look kids may use different terminology these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Cheers biker, it will save me from googling it I don't feel such an incompetent fud, now. Feck it, googling it now, can't wait. Update: Noon the decking wiser Us men have a gland the size of a walnut, I'll let you work out the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Or check out "prostate milking" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Or check out "prostate milking" !! Correct but walnut manoeuvre just sounds nicer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 You need to brush up on your British English, young fellow. The last time a bursd from Porty offered me a ride, I didn't ask for a lift home afterwards as well. Disclaimer: was over 20 years ago so the look kids may use different terminology these days. A fair point. I'm usually pretty good about that. But alas, it was only a lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 **** me. Doesn't the last 2 days trying to read through every post in this thread, and I've ****ing loved it. Enjoyed Salad Fingers escapades. Was looking forward to seeing how Lancashire Lou's tits looked search for happiness got on. And the adventures of Brick and Mini Brick are the best things I've read in a long time. Loved them. Never really thought I was missing out on much in the single life until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) **** me. Doesn't the last 2 days trying to read through every post in this thread, and I've ****ing loved it. Enjoyed Salad Fingers escapades. Was looking forward to seeing how Lancashire Lou's tits looked search for happiness got on. And the adventures of Brick and Mini Brick are the best things I've read in a long time. Loved them. Never really thought I was missing out on much in the single life until now. Locky in jealous type post Edited February 21, 2017 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Locky in jealous type post Not at all kind sir. I'm very gratuitous to the guys and girls who've made me laugh a lot today. Wish it was me getting half these birds, but not jealous. It's a team game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Not at all kind sir. I'm very gratuitous to the guys and girls who've made me laugh a lot today. Wish it was me getting half these birds, but not jealous. It's a team game. Very gracious reply Mr Locke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 It's a team game. Apparently not for brick it isnt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Apparently not for brick it isnt! Depends who's in the team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Apparently not for brick it isnt! #WeAreAllTeamBrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I dunno, he very kindly got the Hungarian girl warmed up for JZ, seemingly. Tweegy, you, of course, are the shining beacon of how things can go so wrong, then end up good after all. With some sound advice from us arseholes, and the ability to manipulate yourself out of enclosed spaces, whilst still chained, is something we all can take heart from and learn from. Salad, Brick, Lou...(is she even online anymore) all have 100% success rates. Even Justin. More or less... I'm amazed we've not opened a dating agency. What burd would go out on a second 'date' with a guy called Just in? Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I dunno, he very kindly got the Hungarian girl warmed up for JZ, seemingly. Tweegy, you, of course, are the shining beacon of how things can go so wrong, then end up good after all. With some sound advice from us arseholes, and the ability to manipulate yourself out of enclosed spaces, whilst still chained, is something we all can take heart from and learn from. Salad, Brick, Lou...(is she even online anymore) all have 100% success rates. Even Justin. More or less... I'm amazed we've not opened a dating agency. Mmm, not sure about a JKB dating agency. It would most likely just be loads of desperate seedy blokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 What burd would go out on a second 'date' with a guy called Just in? Really. Right that's just low, don't be angry just because you've not had a bursd anywhere near your mOrgan for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Izemore Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Right that's just low, don't be angry just because you've not had a bursd anywhere near your mOrgan for ages. How do you spell Morgan? Large M, small organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 How do you spell Morgan? Large M, small organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Late forties **** that. Not literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 How do you spell Morgan? Large M, small organ. Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Late forties **** that. Not literally. A mature lady who's mad for the boaby and knows what to do with one? **** aye. And I'm only 23. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 A mature lady who's mad for the boaby and knows what to do with one? **** aye. And I'm only 23. Locky knows the score Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Locky knows the score He also knows the layout of a few nursing homes I gather from this revelation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 How do you spell Morgan? Large M, small organ. How do you spell 'far from the truth'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 How do you spell 'far from the truth'? Small m, large organ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 How do you spell Morgan? Large M, small organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 (edited) How do you spell Morgan? Large M, small organ. forget it, I've no idea how to embed a GIF Edited February 23, 2017 by Riddley Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 How do you spell Morgan? Large M, small organ. Bravo sir ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Small m, large organ! Touch?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 45yo and an 18yo in the last week. My welt is going to fall off soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 45yo and an 18yo in the last week. My welt is going to fall off soon. I too love malt whisky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 south cap - mother and daughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 45yo and an 18yo in the last week. My welt is going to fall off soon. I don't know wether to be happy or disgusted for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 I don't know wether to be happy or disgusted for you Depends how old he is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 30 later this year. Double figures this year already if tinder and standard pulling get pooled together. To make the 45yo worse, her 15yo son came home whilst we were sitting on the couch having a natter, prosecco in hand. She did say he was away for the night but clearly no. Talk about awkward. Still rattled her though as why the **** not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 I don't know wether to be happy or disgusted for you Perhaps jealous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Double figures this year already if tinder and standard pulling get pooled together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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