Tazio Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 If it's on purpose, I can't fathom an explanation for it. You're forced to leave your bike overnight and they come along at two in the morning and steal your bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Just got out of the gym to find some arsehole has chained their bike to mine. Unbelievable. Im sorry, but...............that is just feckin hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 You're forced to leave your bike overnight and they come along at two in the morning and steal your bike. The gym's open all night and the bikes are parked next to large window in a well-lit area, there's hundreds of easier targets that wouldn't require such a cunning plan to swipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 You're forced to leave your bike overnight and they come along at two in the morning and steal your bike. The gym's open all night and the bikes are parked next to large window in a well-lit area, there's hundreds of easier targets that wouldn't require such a cunning plan to swipe. I was just about to post something similar to Tazio until I noticed these posts. Probably less likely given the location of the bike stands, but that was my first guess as well- it's a fairly common method amongst thieves. Is it too far to return with some bolt cutters yourself and cutting their lock off, just in case? You could always ask the gym to look after the bike until the owner returns for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) I was just about to post something similar to Tazio until I noticed these posts. Probably less likely given the location of the bike stands, but that was my first guess as well- it's a fairly common method amongst thieves. Is it too far to return with some bolt cutters yourself and cutting their lock off, just in case? You could always ask the gym to look after the bike until the owner returns for it. A couple of miles away, the thought that someone might be trying to steal it hadn't occurred to me - it's not that crime doesn't happen out here, it's just really quite rare. As I said, there are hundreds upon hundreds of bikes nearby that aren't in such conspicuous locations so I'm doubtful. It's almost midnight now so I'm just going to have to see if it's still there tomorrow - it's insured in any case. Edited September 22, 2014 by Snake Plissken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 A couple of miles away, the thought that someone might be trying to steal it hadn't occurred to me - it's not that crime doesn't happen out here, it's just really quite rare. As I said, there are hundreds upon hundreds of bikes nearby that aren't in such conspicuous locations so I'm doubtful. It's almost midnight now so I'm just going to have to see if it's still there tomorrow - it's insured in any case. "So Mr Plissken, you say your bike was stolen after it was locked up, not once, but twice?" "Yeah. I don't understand why someone would have done that" "Us either. Denied" "Denied?" "Denied" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Stay tuned, viewers, for the exciting conclusion of Escape From Fukuoka: Snake Rides Again. Or does he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Turned out it was the gym that did it, apparently to stop non-members parking their bikes there. I was supposed to have gotten a sticker for that when I joined. Oh language barrier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Turned out it was the gym that did it, apparently to stop non-members parking their bikes there. I was supposed to have gotten a sticker for that when I joined. Oh language barrier... glad you got your bike back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Turned out it was the gym that did it, apparently to stop non-members parking their bikes there. I was supposed to have gotten a sticker for that when I joined. Oh language barrier... that is funny. Glad it is now sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 glad you got your bike back And a sticker too, hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Feckers who speed up when your crossing the road, I got into a situation today where I tried to get the **** out his car as he missed me by inches....I had plenty time to get across and he just revved his daft wee Corsa and tried to hit me, if I was sober (take note) I wouldn't have booted the side of his motor (which, yes hurt me more than his car)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Seething at myself for getting caught out by two wee junky bassas doing a runner out the cab last night , erse that Iam Schoolboy error that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Feckers who speed up when your crossing the road, I got into a situation today where I tried to get the **** out his car as he missed me by inches....I had plenty time to get across and he just revved his daft wee Corsa and tried to hit me, if I was sober (take note) I wouldn't have booted the side of his motor (which, yes hurt me more than his car)! Feckers who saunter across the road and expect cars to slow down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Feckers who saunter across the road and expect cars to slow down. Do you drive a Corsa by any chance?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Do you drive a Corsa by any chance?! Aye, although got a wee dent in it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Turned out it was the gym that did it, apparently to stop non-members parking their bikes there. I was supposed to have gotten a sticker for that when I joined. Oh language barrier... Chain up one of their exercise bikes......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Feckers who saunter across the road and expect cars to slow down. Saunter as in do the daft wee half run / super fast walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Turned out it was the gym that did it, apparently to stop non-members parking their bikes there. I was supposed to have gotten a sticker for that when I joined. Oh language barrier... Should have just got bevvied and kicked **** out of the bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Staff training. Normally these are purely tremendous wastes of time that only appear to exist to keep someone in a training role. This week I saw something new. Person doing the training knew their stuff and is a well respected individual. So why do I have to sit next to the "Know it all who actually Knows Feck All". Questioning reasoning at any possible opportunity and regardless of the answer given to them still has to end with "Well I believe that....." It's a good thing I'm on anti-deppressants or I'd have grabbed them and leapt out the window with them screaming..... "Well I believe the impact will kill us both you arsehole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 These honking videos of people, mainly dirty hipster lassies, cutting about their kitchen/bedroom to some terrible music. Pretty sure there was some young lad from hearts doing the rounds earlier. What's the obsession here? #dancelikeadicknomination ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Pretty sure there was some young lad from hearts doing the rounds earlier. Other than Clum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I saw that video earlier, think it's Liam Henderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I saw that video earlier, think it's Liam Henderson. Yep I think so. Number 31. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 So what a with all these cool cat's doing these videos? Really don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Photographers in nightclubs/bars. Just GTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 People who talk to their pets like humans. THIS My neighbour talks to her cat like its her kid.. she also whistles on the wee fecker when she wants it in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 These programming lectures the uni have turfed me into. Every single example revolves around Monty Python or 2001 references. Feel like standing up in the middle of the classroom and shouting 'NEEEEEEEEERD!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Cantankerous women who argue that a ticket is necessary when you're just trying to make the best of an unfortunate situation. Bitch, and her boyfiend who took a step towards me with a 'Listen mate ...' before being pulled away by the aforementioned hag. Aye, like you were going to threaten me. I didn't have time to start to laugh at his actions. I pretty much run across arseholes everyday who are jobsworthies or incapable of thinking outside the box. Thick world out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Cantankerous women who argue that a ticket is necessary when you're just trying to make the best of an unfortunate situation. mod delete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 mod delete Ahhh, nothing exciting just mightily frustrating. Edinburgh Open day on Sunday morning at Surgeons Hall. Some hag saying it wouldn't be fair for those with tickets. Apparently there was a miscommunication of sorts according to guide. Some communique mentioned it was a ticketed event, unfortunately the website we looked at (and many folks did the same) didn't mention the need. Smug ***** got herself in an argument that she didn't need to get involved in ... I had suggested that bearing in mind the circumstances the guide might want to take those next in line who didn't have tickets (an Eastern European woman and her two young kids and our two kids) up to the tour quota as it was now after the stated 11am start. He wasn't that interested, nor did he seem that happy to be out showing folks around a building and storage room full stop. We attended a good few events that weekend and 95% off all those who assisted at various events were more than delighted to accommodate, direct and field questions. Refreshing it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) Had a new one at the cinema last night, thought everything that could possibly make me seethe at the cinema had happened but this was a ******* new one. Old boy sitting next to me had a watch on which lit up every. single. minute. Literally every sixty seconds it would light up and he'd click a button to make it dark again. WHAT THE ****. GET OUT OF THE CINEMA. Edited October 2, 2014 by Mauricio Pinilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 People that speak their thought process aloud. Share an office with one other guy and he's constantly at it. Never know if he's talking to me or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 The idiot in my work that left a wheeled trolley made with scaffold tubes at the bottom of a lift last night. Only for me to walk into it this morning in the pitch black. Cut head and a black eye being the result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Bar Staff telling me I have had enough....I know myself when I've had a enough and it was probably a good while before they made their daft comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) The idiot in my work that left a wheeled trolley made with scaffold tubes at the bottom of a lift last night. Only for me to walk into it this morning in the pitch black. Cut head and a black eye being the result. Edited October 2, 2014 by The Future's Maroon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 The idiot in my work that left a wheeled trolley made with scaffold tubes at the bottom of a lift last night. Only for me to walk into it this morning in the pitch black. Cut head and a black eye being the result. :laugh: Rock n roll eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 What is the fffin point of the Ringo Park & Pay Using your Mobile option at parking meters if the attendant's handheld doesn't register that you have been authorised to park. ***** probably checked, ssw I was sorted but gave me a ticket hoping that he's still get his cut when I didn't bother to contest. Waste my ******* time. So many arseholes out there with their ill-thought out schemes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 People that speak their thought process aloud. Share an office with one other guy and he's constantly at it. Never know if he's talking to me or not. Spot on. I asked a woman at my work about it and she said it helps her to concentrate on what she's doing. That's nice. Destracting everyone else so she can concentrate on what she's doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Bar Staff telling me I have had enough....I know myself when I've had a enough and it was probably a good while before they made their daft comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 ******* spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Got a call out today to a house I finished in February saying the outdoor light had stopped working. Turned up, changed the light bulb, job done. Are people really that lazy/stupid? On top of that the boy droned on in his weegie accent about hating life since leaving the army. I mean, this guy has handled firearms! He doesn't know to change a f'kin light bulb! Edited October 3, 2014 by madvladsdad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Got a call out today to a house I finished in February saying the outdoor light had stopped working. Turned up, changed the light bulb, job done. Are people really that lazy/stupid? On top of that the boy droned on in his weegie accent about hating life since leaving the army. I mean, this guy has handled firearms! He doesn't know to change a f'kin light bulb! Sounds like he just wanted someone to talk to. Take it as a cry for help. Without your social interaction, that guy is a hair's breadth away from going on a rampage in some dismal new town shopping centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Sounds like he just wanted someone to talk to. Take it as a cry for help. Without your social interaction, that guy is a hair's breadth away from going on a rampage in some dismal new town shopping centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Got a call out today to a house I finished in February saying the outdoor light had stopped working. Turned up, changed the light bulb, job done. Are people really that lazy/stupid? On top of that the boy droned on in his weegie accent about hating life since leaving the army. I mean, this guy has handled firearms! He doesn't know to change a f'kin light bulb! Yes. I had one yesterday wifey complaining she had no power, checked it out meter is nearly a tenner in debt. Tell her she needs to top it up and she goes mental and proceeds to show me the electric bill from a different address to prove she pays it. Like a News of the World reporter I made my excuses and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 My perfect thread, i've got a lot of seethe I need to share on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 When people younger than you feel the need to point out how old you are Today I've had "you're old" followed by "you'll be 26 in 26 weeks" Cheers for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 That's old these days? You know you're getting old when the youngsters are complaining of feeling/looking/being old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 So Called Transport leader Lesley Hinds and her smug look ! Katy Perry and Cheryl whatshername's so called music . This has upset me this morning ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Birthdays in the next week or so, as above, 21 October 2 nieces , one 21 & the other one 17. 22nd October nephew 18, his sister is 21 the day before, gonna cost a fortune. Bloody Rhythm Method. I thought I was bad when the Bairn was 21 this year and the Wee Fella was 18, 20 days later. I could also drop in my 50th this year too. I think it will be down to Holyrood Park and getting a Swan for Christmas dinner this year. Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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