TheMaganator Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Apparently if you walk along the street with your fat puss buried in your iPhone then the law dictates that everyone else must move out of your way, lest you actually lift your head and watch where you're going. Dicks. Agreed. This really pisses me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Discovering you possess the power of invisibility.....by watching your bus driver speed right past you while you stand with your hand out looking like an idiot. Thanks LRT.....maybe it would do me good to stand at a bus stop a while longer to contemplate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "Thanks for the nomination. Here are 5 photos which have made me smile. I nominate..." Here we go again. Cretins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "Thanks for the nomination. Here are 5 photos which have made me smile. I nominate..." Here we go again. Cretins. Dwarf porn or GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Discovering you possess the power of invisibility.....by watching your bus driver speed right past you while you stand with your hand out looking like an idiot. Thanks LRT.....maybe it would do me good to stand at a bus stop a while longer to contemplate. Either the bus was full or you only signaled the driver at the last second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Got to agree with this Was it not illegal to this in America at one point ? Pricks -not cyclists- on a bike ,early dark nights now but no lights no helmet and dark clothes What's America got to do with anything ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 What's America got to do with anything ? Nothing really was just curious if that's okay , I would however introduce a law here to make it an offence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Apparently if you walk along the street with your fat puss buried in your iPhone then the law dictates that everyone else must move out of your way, lest you actually lift your head and watch where you're going. Dicks. Sometimes I intentionally slide into their path so they bang/nearly bang into me. Most folk absolutely shit themselves. It's dickish behaviour, I know that, but they should know better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Waverley Station. People walking the wrong way. It clearly says keep left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Apparently if you walk along the street with your fat puss buried in your iPhone then the law dictates that everyone else must move out of your way, lest you actually lift your head and watch where you're going. Dicks. A firm shoulder usually remedies this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Either the bus was full or you only signaled the driver at the last second. Neither of the above. You must be confusing me with an arsehole...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Elliott Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Nothing really was just curious if that's okay , I would however introduce a law here to make it an offence Already is Parking at night. Regulation 101 of the 1986 Road Vehicles (Construction and Use) Regulations says that, as a general rule, no person shall, except with an uniformed police officer's permission, cause his vehicle to stand on a road between sunset and sunrise unless its nearside is close to the edge. Regulation 24 of the 1971 Road Vehicles (Registration & Licensing Regulations) says that you must not park facing oncoming traffic unless in a recognised parking space, and you must display parking lights when parked on a road with a speed limit greater than 30mph or on a lay-by on such a road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 A firm shoulder usually remedies this situation. Have taken this approach when running. They usually shat themselves with the sharp "heads up" comment when I get within a couple of metres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Apparently if you walk along the street with your fat puss buried in your iPhone then the law dictates that everyone else must move out of your way, lest you actually lift your head and watch where you're going. Dicks. Interesting that only iPhone users have this trait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 People who park their car on the wrong side of the road - against the flow of traffic. Animals. When they try to get our of their space it is the only situation where I will not let a driver out to ease a bad situation on the road. It is even worse when they do it at night and leave their headlights on. Driving towards them you do not have a clue where you are - or they are - on road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Already is Parking at night. Regulation 101 of the 1986 Road Vehicles (Construction and Use) Regulations says that, as a general rule, no person shall, except with an uniformed police officer's permission, cause his vehicle to stand on a road between sunset and sunrise unless its nearside is close to the edge. Regulation 24 of the 1971 Road Vehicles (Registration & Licensing Regulations) says that you must not park facing oncoming traffic unless in a recognised parking space, and you must display parking lights when parked on a road with a speed limit greater than 30mph or on a lay-by on such a road I'll change my seethe then to why the hell isn't it enforced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 People that buzz your flat at 3am because they're either too pished to use their keys, or they're staying at their pals and they don't have keys to get in themselves. Why the **** should I have to get up to let you in because you're too much of a drunken arsehole to get into the building. And then, instead of having the common courtesy to come up the stairs quietly, they start shouting and singing. **** OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Idiots that wear grey track suits night and day , you all look like a bunch of scaffs ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I've been in the library since 9am and I'm not getting out any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 People saying 'to be fair'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 People saying 'to be fair'. There are a lot more things to seethe about to be fair............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Christmas and the Trams . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 The couple opposite me in the library are having a tearful falling out. Who the **** airs their dirty laundry in the library? **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 People. People. amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan1874 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Battery compartments on kids toys that are screwed on. What's went with the wee plastic clip got used to get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 This shite "Too funny" reply that bursds tend to send you these days in texts..... That and starting a sentence with "So" Grrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I usually like Lothian buses as a company, think they're normally really reliable and that. But when I turned the corner this morning to find three 22s pulling away from my bus stop I couldn't help but feel severe hatred towards everything. What's the point of having three buses of the same number travelling one by one behind each other at 7 in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) Walking in to a cafe with 4 giggling women behind the counter. Which one of you daft bints is gonna take my order? Handsome man problems. Edited November 5, 2014 by T Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 The couple opposite me in the library are having a tearful falling out. Who the **** airs their dirty laundry in the library? **** off. A case of too much information! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 People who, after standing waiting on a bus for 10 minutes, only decide to go rummaging around for change once they get on the bus. Similarly, people who stand in check out queues but wait until they have been served before thinking to start looking out their purse and fishing around for their f*****g nectar card. Similarly, old people for whom the thought of breaking a ?10 note is heresy and who spend 5 minutes digging around for loose change and counting it out by the penny. Idiots who decide to stop and have a conversation on a busy street, or in the corridor at work, and who don't have the gumption to move over to the side so that everyone doesn't have to walk around them. Twats who can't have a conversation on their mobile phone without aimlessly wandering back and forth getting in everybody's way. B******s with those stupid wee trolley suitcases who seem to forget they are dragging the thing behind them and cut across your path, necessitating swift evasive action to avoid tripping over the bloody thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 People who, after standing waiting on a bus for 10 minutes, only decide to go rummaging around for change once they get on the bus. Similarly, people who stand in check out queues but wait until they have been served before thinking to start looking out their purse and fishing around for their f*****g nectar card. Similarly, old people for whom the thought of breaking a ?10 note is heresy and who spend 5 minutes digging around for loose change and counting it out by the penny. Idiots who decide to stop and have a conversation on a busy street, or in the corridor at work, and who don't have the gumption to move over to the side so that everyone doesn't have to walk around them. Twats who can't have a conversation on their mobile phone without aimlessly wandering back and forth getting in everybody's way. B******s with those stupid wee trolley suitcases who seem to forget they are dragging the thing behind them and cut across your path, necessitating swift evasive action to avoid tripping over the bloody thing. This !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 A case of too much information! The next again evening some American bursd was arguing over the phone with her mum about her flights home for Christmas. She was a total cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy beagle Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 People who hold their own fireworks parties and annoy all neighbours. Arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Instead of striking about pension changes, some uni lecturers will apparently be boycotting setting coursework, exams and marking assignments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 This 'Hughsie/hueesee' patter any time a fire or incident kicks up. It wasn't funny the 33rd time. Let's leave it in the gutter fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 The next again evening some American bursd was arguing over the phone with her mum about her flights home for Christmas. She was a total cow. Good chance for a wee bit rebound sex there Creepy, get amongst it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 The next again evening some American bursd was arguing over the phone with her mum about her flights home for Christmas. She was a total cow. Tell her to make sure she gets the right visa mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Tell her to make sure she gets the right visa mate. Back to work tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Good chance for a wee bit rebound sex there Creepy, get amongst it. Rebound sex after a falling out with her mum? **** growing up in your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 this ******* noise. Turn it on silent you assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Drs surgery receptionists. Treat everyone with disdain. They live in a different world where they beleive their jobs are stressful. You don't know the meaning of stress and it certainly isn't directing people to waiting rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 One time I took my repeat prescription into the doctor's surgery to hand over to the receptionist and there was some complication which left them thinking I was renewing it too soon (the problem was at their end). I got the full-on dead eye treatment like I was a junkie or a dealer. The prescription was for antihistamines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Drs surgery receptionists. Treat everyone with disdain. They live in a different world where they beleive their jobs are stressful. You don't know the meaning of stress and it certainly isn't directing people to waiting rooms. Good shout. If I go in with my daughter I get the same look when I reply to their abrupt "Name?" with "Me or the girl?". They look at me like I just quoted from Mein Kampf. Christ knows what they learn when they are open late once a week for 'training'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Good shout. If I go in with my daughter I get the same look when I reply to their abrupt "Name?" with "Me or the girl?". They look at me like I just quoted from Mein Kampf. Christ knows what they learn when they are open late once a week for 'training'. They get trained to think that they are the only people in the world with a lousy wage and a busy job. And because of this they're allowed to be supercilious and rude. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/11/what-really-thinking-doctors-receptionist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 As it was our anniversary yesterday I agreed to go to the cinema after going for a meal. I ******* hate the cinema, group of 6 folk behind having a right good catch up just as the film was starting, Mrs asked them to stop talking, gets a volley of abuse from one of the girls and then I'm inches away from swinging for her bloke that starts getting involved! The cinema is a waste of time and money, never again paying the best part of a tenner so some **** can ruin a film for me. The sooner the likes of Sky/Netflix etc do a deal with the film industry to get films at the same time as the cinema the better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I love going to the cinema but yeah there's so many potential annoyances that it can be ruined quite easily. I basically despise anyone who does ANYTHING other than sit quietly and watch the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 They get trained to think that they are the only people in the world with a lousy wage and a busy job. And because of this they're allowed to be supercilious and rude. http://www.theguardi...rs-receptionist Ah, you mean like teachers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Other couples who think that because your in the pub with your missus you want to converse with them. When people who know my taste in music tell me to listen to something they know I won't like then go "I thought you woul like that" and act hurt and surprised. Smelly people on buses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Went to buy a shirt at lunch which means approx 45 minutes of browsing time, outside of walking to the shop and back. 42 minutes of those was spent removing 38 pins, 3 bits of cardboard and a plastic collar from the shirt before realising I had picked up the wrong size. Just put the shirts on hangers FFS !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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