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IronJambo
3 hours ago, jonesy said:


My in laws were due to fly over to stay with us from China earlier this month, flight cancelled. 
 

While I wouldn’t describe myself as pro-pandemic...

I'm jealous of your fortune. My pests are going home tomorrow at least 😁

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iantjambo
7 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

I'm jealous of your fortune. My pests are going home tomorrow at least 😁


You hope 😈 

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milky_26
9 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

I'm jealous of your fortune. My pests are going home tomorrow at least 😁

boo, how am i going to get through this crisis without your updates

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IronJambo
1 hour ago, iantjambo said:


You hope 😈 

Mate, I'd give one of the struggling cabbies on here a grand in cash to drive down and take them away. Don't even care if they get them home. Anywhere North of Spaghetti junction will suffice!

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Harry Potter
12 hours ago, IronJambo said:

I'm jealous of your fortune. My pests are going home tomorrow at least 😁

Pests, bet you love them, 🙂.

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jonnothejambo

Daughter home after a 12 hour shift as an intensive care nurse only to find the arsehole neighbours have chosen today to get their garden cleared of all trees and bushes.  Feckin chainsaws, trimmers etc going like the clappers. 

 

What a racket.

 

Feckin twats. Plus they are vermin tramps.

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IronJambo
1 hour ago, Harry Potter said:

Pests, bet you love them, 🙂.

 

 

 

Yep. I love people that shave on my sofa and in the hall. I love people that seem to be able to make the biggest mess possible. I love pishy jugs being left inmy spare room. I love old lady tights hanging on the towel radiator in the family bathroom. I love that the most inane crap is constantly on the TV and that anything with a swear word or the slightest bit of nudity will offend someone. I love that they're here under the pretence of helping my Mrs with our newborn when actually they need constant care themselves. I love wet tea bags everywhere. I love that they can't use the buttons for the TV except for when it suits them. I love that dinner every night is some form of overcooked meat with gravy and potatoes. Driving them to the train station in 5 minutes. I love that he doesn't have a backbone. I'm driving them to the train station in 5 minutes, it's going to be a momentous moment when I drive out the car park.

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superjack
18 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

 

 

 

Yep. I love people that shave on my sofa and in the hall. I love people that seem to be able to make the biggest mess possible. I love pishy jugs being left inmy spare room. I love old lady tights hanging on the towel radiator in the family bathroom. I love that the most inane crap is constantly on the TV and that anything with a swear word or the slightest bit of nudity will offend someone. I love that they're here under the pretence of helping my Mrs with our newborn when actually they need constant care themselves. I love wet tea bags everywhere. I love that they can't use the buttons for the TV except for when it suits them. I love that dinner every night is some form of overcooked meat with gravy and potatoes. Driving them to the train station in 5 minutes. I love that he doesn't have a backbone. I'm driving them to the train station in 5 minutes, it's going to be a momentous moment when I drive out the car park.

Heard all trains are cancelled.

#prayforij.

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milky_26
1 hour ago, superjack said:

Heard all trains are cancelled.

#prayforij.

i heard his car has broken down and there are no taxis available 

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Harry Potter
5 hours ago, IronJambo said:

 

 

 

Yep. I love people that shave on my sofa and in the hall. I love people that seem to be able to make the biggest mess possible. I love pishy jugs being left inmy spare room. I love old lady tights hanging on the towel radiator in the family bathroom. I love that the most inane crap is constantly on the TV and that anything with a swear word or the slightest bit of nudity will offend someone. I love that they're here under the pretence of helping my Mrs with our newborn when actually they need constant care themselves. I love wet tea bags everywhere. I love that they can't use the buttons for the TV except for when it suits them. I love that dinner every night is some form of overcooked meat with gravy and potatoes. Driving them to the train station in 5 minutes. I love that he doesn't have a backbone. I'm driving them to the train station in 5 minutes, it's going to be a momentous moment when I drive out the car park.

Sorry bud, i maybe got it wrong, take care.

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Morgan
1 hour ago, Harry Potter said:

Sorry bud, i maybe got it wrong, take care.

Maybe??

 

:cornette:

 

 

 

:rofl: 

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Dawnrazor

I thought Ozark started tonight on Netflix, another 8 days yet😡😡😥😥

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luckyBatistuta
12 hours ago, milky_26 said:

i heard his car has broken down and there are no taxis available 

🙋🏼‍♂️ are they still there, I’m available and willing to drive the lot of them back to IJ’s house, free of charge...the things I do for all you guys on here.

4 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

I thought Ozark started tonight on Netflix, another 8 days yet😡😡😥😥

Yeah, seems to have been an eternity for this new season to arrive, can’t wait for it.

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Harry Potter
15 hours ago, Morgan said:

Maybe??

 

:cornette:

 

 

 

:rofl: 

:berra:

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Marvin

Up at 6.00 just to get in the toilet roll queue 

:cornette:

Even local cafes are closed. No early breakfast for me. 

Haven't seen anything like this since the fuel crisis.

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superjack
6 minutes ago, Marvin said:

Up at 6.00 just to get in the toilet roll queue 

:cornette:

Even local cafes are closed. No early breakfast for me. 

Haven't seen anything like this since the fuel crisis.

I know, I'm just about to head up town for our weekly shop. Tesco do and hour, 9 to 10, 3 days a week for the elderly and vulnerable, problem being shop is open for 3 hours prior to this so the shelves are bare. Apparently have a session on sundays for NHS staff? Not up here in stornoway, how dare they open a shop on the sabbath.

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Marvin

Back from Sainsbury's and queued for half an hour to be allowed in by a spotty 16 year old, only to discover the shelves are bare. There was an older lady in tears because she was unable to buy the bare essentials. The store was as busy as it was during Xmas period.

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Sooperstar

Marti Pellow.

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Helzibob

Everyone wishing their mothers happy Mother’s Day on Facebook when their mother isn’t even on Facebook. 

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Salad Fingers

Some daft bint right up my arse almost all the way to work this morning.  What annoyed me the most is that we had miles and miles of national speed limit road in which she could overtake but continued up my arse.  I was early so was in no rush to get to work.  The funny thing though is she waited until a 50mph bit of bendy road to overtake,  her intention to obviously overtake me and the bus in front but as we were approaching a tight turn, she immediately sandwiched herself in between me and the bus where she stayed until I got to work.  Total waste of her time the arsehole.  

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Smithee
23 hours ago, Helzibob said:

Everyone wishing their mothers happy Mother’s Day on Facebook when their mother isn’t even on Facebook. 

👆 👍

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Harry Potter
3 hours ago, Salad Fingers said:

Some daft bint right up my arse almost all the way to work this morning.  What annoyed me the most is that we had miles and miles of national speed limit road in which she could overtake but continued up my arse.  I was early so was in no rush to get to work.  The funny thing though is she waited until a 50mph bit of bendy road to overtake,  her intention to obviously overtake me and the bus in front but as we were approaching a tight turn, she immediately sandwiched herself in between me and the bus where she stayed until I got to work.  Total waste of her time the arsehole.  

Some folk just cant drive mate, loads in Edinburgh im afraid.

Passed one with no lights on at 7pm last night, :huh:.

Maybe they think the battery will drain with them on, clueless people.

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Morgan
On 22/03/2020 at 11:44, Helzibob said:

Everyone wishing their mothers happy Mother’s Day on Facebook when their mother isn’t even on Facebook.

Or even still alive.

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Harry Potter
24 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Or even still alive.

:huh:

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Helzibob
6 hours ago, Morgan said:

Or even still alive.


Yep. I did see a few “happy heavenly Mother’s Day” posts. 🤬

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Morgan
5 minutes ago, Helzibob said:


Yep. I did see a few “happy heavenly Mother’s Day” posts. 🤬

Quite ridiculous.

 

 

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Morgan
6 hours ago, Harry Potter said:

:huh:

Evening, Potter.  :thumbsup:

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Helzibob
1 minute ago, Morgan said:

Quite ridiculous.

 

 


It is. It’s such horrible attention seeking. 

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jonesy
On 21/03/2020 at 11:32, Sooperstar said:

Marti Pellow.

Underrated post

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Harry Potter
11 hours ago, Morgan said:

Evening, Potter.  :thumbsup:

morning pal.

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Morgan
On 21/03/2020 at 12:32, Sooperstar said:

Marti Pellow.

He’s sooo wet.

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luckyBatistuta

And now I’m in the doghouse. You would think forgetting to enter us in the Cash Register was the crime of the century🤬

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milky_26

it looks like i need to go into work on monday (currently on leave) and test upgrades IT are doing and if it affects our systems.

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luckyBatistuta

My lad was just sitting playing a game on his iPad and a message came up saying someone was trying to log in to his account from Mombasa🤬

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Thommo414

Working for a retail company that is non essential but has managed to designate itself as such and then having to take shite from customers because a toy for their grandbairns birthday hasn’t showed up because of a supply issue. 
 

Don’t think these arseholes really understand what’s going on here

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Thommo414

Working for a retail company that is non essential but has managed to designate itself as such and then having to take shite from customers because a toy for their grandbairns birthday hasn’t showed up because of a supply issue. 
 

Don’t think these arseholes really understand what’s going on here

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Tazio

It's bloody freezing so the heating is on full blast, just what is needed when we're all stuck indoors all day. Fuel bills are going to be huge.

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Dawnrazor

Dubbing on TV programmes 🤬🤬🤬

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Konrad von Carstein

Hoping to have something trivial to seethe about soon 😔

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JackLadd

Why do Americans call NFL 'football' when nobody foots or kicks the ball except just one guy who is called the kicker? 

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Cade
17 minutes ago, JackLadd said:

Why do Americans call NFL 'football' when nobody foots or kicks the ball except just one guy who is called the kicker? 

It originated as a form of Rugby Football.

 

Association Football became Soccer, or what civilised nations call Football. 

 

 

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JackLadd
1 hour ago, Cade said:

It originated as a form of Rugby Football.

 

Association Football became Soccer, or what civilised nations call Football. 

 

 

 

At least Australians call their version Aussie Rules and not Football. Americans have a unique arrogance and stupidity. 

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milky_26
8 hours ago, JackLadd said:

 

At least Australians call their version Aussie Rules and not Football. Americans have a unique arrogance and stupidity. 

Just like their world series of base ball that only has them in it

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iantjambo

Having to nip to Tesco, so go outside and find my back tyre completely flat. I could’ve wept!

 

My own fault, I’ve had a slow puncture for a few weeks and kept putting off getting it repaired and was just putting air in whenever it needed it. It only took 10 minutes to change but it’s a lesson learned.

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Harry Potter
15 hours ago, Tazio said:

It's bloody freezing so the heating is on full blast, just what is needed when we're all stuck indoors all day. Fuel bills are going to be huge.

New kitchen done and gas cooker installed instead of electric, its like night and day.

Electric costs a fortune and the oven element only lasts months , never again.

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Nookie Bear
2 hours ago, milky_26 said:

Just like their world series of base ball that only has them in it

 

Pedant alert: it is namd World Series because the original finals were sponsored by the New York World Telegram newspaper.

 

Still very convenient, of course.

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ri Alban
2 hours ago, milky_26 said:

Just like their world series of base ball that only has them in it

Blue Jays?

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Ribble

Nipped to tesco for Milk this morning, shop was pretty much dead with 2-3 other customers in, I've been served at the till by a guy wearing marigolds and as I turn to leave almost bump into the old codger stood right behind me.

 

Stupid old coot had the nerve to berate me as 'I am wearing glasses and should effing well be able to see where i'm going' took all my powers of restraint not to have a right go back at him, one the glasses to point behind me and secondly he shouldn't have been so bloody close in the first place!

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IronJambo

Got an email from the boys after-school club telling us how great they've been doing since they closed and that most of their staff are on furloe now. They have a centre ready to open for kids of key workers and are just going to work out what fees they want to charge us for next month.

 

We're not treated as key workers (even though I am) at the boys school so he's not there or at after school club just now. We already paid for two weeks worth of care that he never had and that hasn't even been acknowledged. They can suck my hoop if they think I'm going to be paying them a fee for not having my kid.

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