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Dino Velvet

Heard a massive crash today in my house, went to investigate and couldn’t see anything. 
I went back into the living room and saw a teenage girl ripping the coping stone of my garden wall. The blind in my bedroom was closed so I never realised she had thrown a coping stone at my window, smashing the outer glazing of the window. 
I went out to confront her and her 2 male friends but soon realised I was going to do something I regretted so I phoned the police. Stupidly due to my rage I never took her picture. 
Police didn’t even come out. Just took details over the phone. 
What kind of ****ed up little shit thinks this type of thing is fun. Really pisses me off. 
 

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luckyBatistuta
5 hours ago, Dino Velvet said:

Heard a massive crash today in my house, went to investigate and couldn’t see anything. 
I went back into the living room and saw a teenage girl ripping the coping stone of my garden wall. The blind in my bedroom was closed so I never realised she had thrown a coping stone at my window, smashing the outer glazing of the window. 
I went out to confront her and her 2 male friends but soon realised I was going to do something I regretted so I phoned the police. Stupidly due to my rage I never took her picture. 
Police didn’t even come out. Just took details over the phone. 
What kind of ****ed up little shit thinks this type of thing is fun. Really pisses me off. 
 


And folk keep saying crime is falling, what a load of shite. It just looks that way because they never bother actually attending most crime scenes these days. The only hope you have that they are going to show up is if your dying, or you’ve been racially abused.

Hope a big #### off steamroller ran over the top of her down the street, pisses me off too bud.

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iantjambo
19 hours ago, Dino Velvet said:

Heard a massive crash today in my house, went to investigate and couldn’t see anything. 
I went back into the living room and saw a teenage girl ripping the coping stone of my garden wall. The blind in my bedroom was closed so I never realised she had thrown a coping stone at my window, smashing the outer glazing of the window. 
I went out to confront her and her 2 male friends but soon realised I was going to do something I regretted so I phoned the police. Stupidly due to my rage I never took her picture. 
Police didn’t even come out. Just took details over the phone. 
What kind of ****ed up little shit thinks this type of thing is fun. Really pisses me off. 
 


The little lambs are just bored etc, etc.

 

Bring the birch back for the little *****!

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Harry Potter
19 hours ago, Dino Velvet said:

Heard a massive crash today in my house, went to investigate and couldn’t see anything. 
I went back into the living room and saw a teenage girl ripping the coping stone of my garden wall. The blind in my bedroom was closed so I never realised she had thrown a coping stone at my window, smashing the outer glazing of the window. 
I went out to confront her and her 2 male friends but soon realised I was going to do something I regretted so I phoned the police. Stupidly due to my rage I never took her picture. 
Police didn’t even come out. Just took details over the phone. 
What kind of ****ed up little shit thinks this type of thing is fun. Really pisses me off. 
 

 

11 minutes ago, iantjambo said:


The little lambs are just bored etc, etc.

 

Bring the birch back for the little *****!

Thats more than boredum thats issues with their little uneducated brains, how anyone could do 

that to someones property is beyond me, still say its the up bringing, my dad would have hammered me if i had done

such a stupid deed.

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IronJambo
20 hours ago, Cade said:

The adverts are all like:
"sell us your hoose, go on a smashin holiday"

"sell us your hoose and use the cash to pay off your mortgage so you can spend more every month"

"feck your kid's inheritance, spend spend spend"

 

These remortgages are lifetime deals, with interest accruing every year.

It's not just secured on the value of the house, but on the value of your estate.

So if your house has not increased in value at the same rate as the interest rate, when you die they take the house AND they have first claim on the rest of the estate.

If your estate is not large enough to pay back the full loan, then your next of kin have to pay it out of their own pocket.

Nae house, nae inheritance and a big fat debt.

Thanks mum&dad.

Glad you enjoyed your cruise.

 

I always tell my folks to enjoy and spend what money they have. I don't care if they remortgage their house to the hilt, they've worked hard for what they have so they deserve it. I've got no right to expect an inheritance and I won't be squabbling about money when they die. 

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Old Blue Eyes

Swiss alleged neutrality shattered by Crypto AG scandal, shocking behaviour. A sore one to the hoop for the fence sitters.

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Lemongrab
On 14/02/2020 at 22:14, Cade said:

The adverts are all like:
"sell us your hoose, go on a smashin holiday"

"sell us your hoose and use the cash to pay off your mortgage so you can spend more every month"

"feck your kid's inheritance, spend spend spend"

 

These remortgages are lifetime deals, with interest accruing every year.

It's not just secured on the value of the house, but on the value of your estate.

So if your house has not increased in value at the same rate as the interest rate, when you die they take the house AND they have first claim on the rest of the estate.

If your estate is not large enough to pay back the full loan, then your next of kin have to pay it out of their own pocket.

Nae house, nae inheritance and a big fat debt.

Thanks mum&dad.

Glad you enjoyed your cruise.

 

I don't think a next of kin would be liable, unless they were a cosignatory on a loan. 

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IronJambo
44 minutes ago, Lemongrab said:

I don't think a next of kin would be liable, unless they were a cosignatory on a loan. 

Correct. The estate would be bankrupt and the debt would die with the deceased. 

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3fingersreid

Car insurance quotes for our wee fiesta

 

last year my premium was £185 through the AA

this year they quote me £392 😡😡 , ffs I’ve not paid that since I was 18 and that was a long time ago 😂😂😂

 

all sorted by shopping around and actually get it done for £169( plus a £20 voucher)

 

my seethe is that they will get people taking their offer and making a fortune out of people’s loyalty or naivety 

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IronJambo
9 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said:

Car insurance quotes for our wee fiesta

 

last year my premium was £185 through the AA

this year they quote me £392 😡😡 , ffs I’ve not paid that since I was 18 and that was a long time ago 😂😂😂

 

all sorted by shopping around and actually get it done for £169( plus a £20 voucher)

 

my seethe is that they will get people taking their offer and making a fortune out of people’s loyalty or naivety 

They're trying to reduce their liability for your age group/segment/area. They didn't want you to renew it but they'll have your business at stupid money.

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3fingersreid
22 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

They're trying to reduce their liability for your age group/segment/area. They didn't want you to renew it but they'll have your business at stupid money.

🤔🤔 not sure about age group comment 😡😡😡

 

that’s a supplementary seethe now 

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IronJambo
3 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said:

🤔🤔 not sure about age group comment 😡😡😡

 

that’s a supplementary seethe now 

Hahahaha they all favour a bracket and offer good prices. Their liability goes up. They raise their prices in that bracket and drop them elsewhere. It spreads their liabilities. Same thing happens if you're 20 or 60.

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3fingersreid
Just now, IronJambo said:

Hahahaha they all favour a bracket and offer good prices. Their liability goes up. They raise their prices in that bracket and drop them elsewhere. It spreads their liabilities. Same thing happens if you're 20 or 60.

Always shop around , easier now with all the websites but it was a chore when you had to phone around and keep answering the same old questions . 

Only bit of advice I’d give is don’t use admiral , absolute shysters. 
told me I’d had an accident that I hadn’t divulged , eventually after checking my previous 3 insurers to prove my innocence, it transpired the previous owner had caused a crash 2 months before I’d bought the car ( no damage to mine but £20,000 of damage to two other cars ) and they’d blamed me . 
Cost them financially as a way of apology after I got in touch with the legal team .

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Victorian

For some reason I'm sort of watching Rough Guide to the Future on Ch4.    Some numpty just said "Oh my Gawwd-DAH".

 

This new variant of oh my god should be subject to corporal punishment of some kind.

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...a bit disco

Marvel Comics.

 

Oh, ****ing really?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

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IronJambo

Builders! I hung the telly in my living room a few months ago and it was a simple job. Find the studs and screw straight in. Studs were the standard 16 inches apart which most brackets are designed for. 

 

Got a telly for the bedroom today and I was putting it on the wall. The studs in there are the other standard of 24 inches apart. Ffs. Arseholes. Why's it different in my bedroom? I had to cut a wooden strip to screw into the studs and fixed the bracket onto the wood.

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Thommo414
On 20/02/2020 at 11:55, ...a bit disco said:

Marvel Comics.

 

Oh, ****ing really?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

This shit will end up making it into the cinema as well in a few years time. ****

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I P Knightley

See when it rains heavily and those ****ers get their kayaks out to paddle around the streets when you can see that the water's only about knee deep?

 

The seethe gets so strong that I find myself scanning the pictures with fingers crossed for an incoming iceberg. Or, more likely, a submerged piece of debris that will stick a big freaking hole in the bottom of their fekkin canoe. 

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Harry Potter
13 hours ago, I P Knightley said:

See when it rains heavily and those ****ers get their kayaks out to paddle around the streets when you can see that the water's only about knee deep?

 

The seethe gets so strong that I find myself scanning the pictures with fingers crossed for an incoming iceberg. Or, more likely, a submerged piece of debris that will stick a big freaking hole in the bottom of their fekkin canoe. 

:cornette_dog:

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superjack
13 hours ago, I P Knightley said:

See when it rains heavily and those ****ers get their kayaks out to paddle around the streets when you can see that the water's only about knee deep?

 

The seethe gets so strong that I find myself scanning the pictures with fingers crossed for an incoming iceberg. Or, more likely, a submerged piece of debris that will stick a big freaking hole in the bottom of their fekkin canoe. 

We had a couple of fuds wind surfing along the main street in stornoway once when there was a really high tide. Didn't even stop at the red light when someone was crossing the road.

Edited by superjack

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Horatio Caine
26 minutes ago, Stuart Lyon said:

This is a bit rich from a guy who gets over £300 a day just for turning up at the House of Lords

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20044862

Thought that was recent.  Turns out it was a piece from 2012!

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Stuart Lyon
5 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

Thought that was recent.  Turns out it was a piece from 2012!

 

I thought it was recent too - that'll teach me  to look at the date on articles. I first noticed it on twitter this am before going to the BBC web page.

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BarneyBattles
On 21/02/2020 at 18:33, IronJambo said:

Builders! I hung the telly in my living room a few months ago and it was a simple job. Find the studs and screw straight in. Studs were the standard 16 inches apart which most brackets are designed for. 

 

Got a telly for the bedroom today and I was putting it on the wall. The studs in there are the other standard of 24 inches apart. Ffs. Arseholes. Why's it different in my bedroom? I had to cut a wooden strip to screw into the studs and fixed the bracket onto the wood.


This post reminds me of LinkedIn. 
 

A ‘story’ which only exists to highlight just how great the poster is. 

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IronJambo
21 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said:


This post reminds me of LinkedIn. 
 

A ‘story’ which only exists to highlight just how great the poster is. 

What ever are you on about?

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Salad Fingers

Due to go to Gran Canaria on Sunday and there's a bloody big sandstorm there just now and all flights are cancelled.  It better have sorted itself out by the end of the week.  Big dusty arsehole.  

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cheetah

Folk that have a TV in every room in their house.

 

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Sooperstar
2 hours ago, Salad Fingers said:

Due to go to Gran Canaria on Sunday and there's a bloody big sandstorm there just now and all flights are cancelled.  It better have sorted itself out by the end of the week.  Big dusty arsehole.  

Woman I know was diverted to Portugal last night but has flown into Tenerife this morning.

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Smithee

Headlights.

When you're sitting parked up, turn off your headlights. Do you really need them to be seen? Do you crash into a lot of parked cars when their lights are off?

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Harry Potter
5 hours ago, Smithee said:

Headlights.

When you're sitting parked up, turn off your headlights. Do you really need them to be seen? Do you crash into a lot of parked cars when their lights are off?

Aye , even just the sidelights, some even have full beam on, crazy, 

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IronJambo
5 hours ago, Smithee said:

Headlights.

When you're sitting parked up, turn off your headlights. Do you really need them to be seen? Do you crash into a lot of parked cars when their lights are off?

Mine are just set to come on and off automatically. I'd forget to turn the arseholes back on if I turned them off 🤣

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jonesy
9 hours ago, cheetah said:

Folk that have a TV. 

 


Fixed that for you. 
 

Do stuff, don’t watch stuff. 

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Der Kaiser

Craig David's Seven Days.

 

Yes...I know....I moan about this lot but it came up at work again and once again I'm the only rational person who truly sees Craig's laziness in song writing.....

 

How can I be the only person who's right....why is the rest of the world wrong?

 

You're all arseholes......

 

Cup of tea and a kit kat now to calm me down.....

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Dawnrazor
1 minute ago, Der Kaiser said:

Craig David's Seven Days.

 

Yes...I know....I moan about this lot but it came up at work again and once again I'm the only rational person who truly sees Craig's laziness in song writing.....

 

How can I be the only person who's right....why is the rest of the world wrong?

 

You're all arseholes......

 

Cup of tea and a kit kat now to calm me down.....

🤣

He's a bit like Jamiroquai in that sence, when he signed a 5 or 7 album deal with, I think Sony, after the first couple of album he was told they were actually expecting different albums!

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Boof
4 hours ago, Harry Potter said:

Aye , even just the sidelights, some even have full beam on, crazy, 

 

Sidelights.

 

No need for them whatsoever.

 

The number of arseholes you see on a misty day hooning around without a care in the world with just their sidelights on...should be banned.

 

Either the arseholes or just the sidelights - I'm not fussed.

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Dagger Is Back
13 hours ago, cheetah said:

Folk that have a TV in every room in their house.

 


😂👏

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Dagger Is Back

I really hate the trauma in trying to speak to a human being on the phone At a business these days, particularly lets say Edinburgh Council.

 

A ridiculous maze of call routing designed to test the patience of a saint.
 

And then when you eventually get through the fecker drops your call

 

 

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cheetah

Energy Vampires

 

Especially the arseholes at work who suck the life out of every conversations by banging on about their problems and how much of a victim they are about sheer trivial every day occurrences. STFU.

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