IronJambo Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 8 hours ago, Thommo414 said: Having the same issue. Have started putting him down at half 6 instead You're lucky that works. It would just give my dickhead an extra half hour to take the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Hayfever just came on the last few days. My eyes are itchy and my nose is running like Ivan sproule, fast but pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 15 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: But ultimately you must not drop the ball and remain on point. Get with the program. Did you stop working 10 years ago? Your work jargon is like listening to someone from 1995. (Yes, yes, I know that is more than 20 years ago) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 29 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I worked mainly with Americans and travelled over there quite a bit. I used to come home and come out with a few Americanisms but the family put me right. I finished work last year but that really is how some of them spoke. americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 4 hours ago, IronJambo said: You're lucky that works. It would just give my dickhead an extra half hour to take the piss. Mines does still take the piss, so I set his mother on him while I go back through to watch the football. How old is yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 hours ago, milky_26 said: Hayfever just came on the last few days. My eyes are itchy and my nose is running like Ivan sproule, fast but pointless Been like this for 2 weeks now...nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Had an appointment at the hospital this morning and the daft hint sent me to the wrong waiting room meaning I missed my appointment. Luckily they were still able to see me an hour later. Some peoe are too thick to work with the public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 5 hours ago, IronJambo said: You're lucky that works. It would just give my dickhead an extra half hour to take the piss. The words of a loving father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Thommo414 said: Mines does still take the piss, so I set his mother on him while I go back through to watch the football. How old is yours? Mine is 3 and a half. My Mrs works earlier or later to get around my shifts so I'm generally on my own with him if I doing bedtime. I gave up at 8 last night and left him talking rescue bots and paw patrol dugs. Seen most of the 2nd half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 38 minutes ago, superjack said: Had an appointment at the hospital this morning and the daft hint sent me to the wrong waiting room meaning I missed my appointment. Luckily they were still able to see me an hour later. Some peoe are too thick to work with the public. Believe me working with the public is a challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Mine is 3 and a half. My Mrs works earlier or later to get around my shifts so I'm generally on my own with him if I doing bedtime. I gave up at 8 last night and left him talking rescue bots and paw patrol dugs. Seen most of the 2nd half. 4 for me. Must just be at that age Think a jkb parenting thread could be on the agenda for us and the many more that need a vent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Believe me working with the public is a challenge. Not when the public is me though, I'm great. Instead of owing 2 hours at work, by the time everything was finally finished, I now owe 4 hours. A late nightplaying with myself in the toilets tomorrow then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 10 hours ago, superjack said: Not when the public is me though, I'm great. Instead of owing 2 hours at work, by the time everything was finally finished, I now owe 4 hours. A late nightplaying with myself in the toilets tomorrow then. Im sure your a super public person, put in for a half day with your 4 hours. Going to seeth before my drive to work, no doubt someone will cut me up or toot at me on the drumbrae roundabout, its only a mile as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Im sure your a super public person, put in for a half day with your 4 hours. Going to seeth before my drive to work, no doubt someone will cut me up or toot at me on the drumbrae roundabout, its only a mile as well. Drive to work for a mile? That’s only a 15 minute walk that you could do every day and help your health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 16 hours ago, superjack said: Not when the public is me though, I'm great. Instead of owing 2 hours at work, by the time everything was finally finished, I now owe 4 hours. A late nightplaying with myself in the toilets tomorrow then. Too much information there Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Tazio said: Drive to work for a mile? That’s only a 15 minute walk that you could do every day and help your health. I know , but im on my feet all day Tazio constantly walking, . 15 min fast walk, 20 slow walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Harry Potter said: I know , but im on my feet all day Tazio constantly walking, . 15 min fast walk, 20 slow walk. Excuses, excuses Harold Cut down on yer pork scratchings mate, get some exercise Parklife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 25 minutes ago, Morgan said: Excuses, excuses Harold Cut down on yer pork scratchings mate, get some exercise Parklife. Ok pal, will do, leave the car the morra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 It's been around 6 months since Chesser Ave was resurfaced from Gorgie Road to Slateford Rd and it's been dug up twice already by Scottish Power , whatever happened to the planning dept getting the utility companies to tie up their work ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Cannae wait till the school holidays so I can start watching some of these 1 o'clock games ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 14 hours ago, 3fingersreid said: It's been around 6 months since Chesser Ave was resurfaced from Gorgie Road to Slateford Rd and it's been dug up twice already by Scottish Power , whatever happened to the planning dept getting the utility companies to tie up their work ? I was thinking the same...they are also making an arse of the traffic light sequence at the bottom of Chesser Ave, with their 4 way lights, trying to turn right onto it yesterday was a joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said: I was thinking the same...they are also making an arse of the traffic light sequence at the bottom of Chesser Ave, with their 4 way lights, trying to turn right onto it yesterday was a joke! It's been terrible all week; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 5 hours ago, chester copperpot said: Cannae wait till the school holidays so I can start watching some of these 1 o'clock games ffs. The last 1 o'clock game is tomorrow. Then it's 3 and 7 for pretty much the rest of the tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Sooperstar said: The last 1 o'clock game is tomorrow. Then it's 3 and 7 for pretty much the rest of the tournament. ffs. Just my luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Absolutely vicious pollen yesterday and today. Popped out to the shop for a few minutes and feel like I've got bits of glass in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Heading to Krakow in just over a week mrs asks (honestly it was her) If there’s any football on when we are there to go to, I check and say no. wisla Krakow have just announced a friendly with Monaco. The night we arrive. We will get in about 20 Mins after the game finishes. tickets for the 4 of us (2 boys) would have came in at £14.32 or there abouts) and would have been a decent option (have been to Krakow before so have options of things to do) ————————— area manager relentlessly chasing missed targets, but ignoring the 2 departments that are £100+ or double my department and demanding that (despite have a £20 budget, that hasn’t been hit in 5 days) my department cuts back and reviews things. Evidence was sent of this, and the whole content of the message was ignored to ask if there was reviews being done....seethe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Lassie at my work wearing tight t shirt and tiny shorts two days in a row. I'm already struggling with the heat now I've got to worry about getting a sweaty erection.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, BM1874 said: Heading to Krakow in just over a week mrs asks (honestly it was her) If there’s any football on when we are there to go to, I check and say no. wisla Krakow have just announced a friendly with Monaco. The night we arrive. We will get in about 20 Mins after the game finishes. tickets for the 4 of us (2 boys) would have came in at £14.32 or there abouts) and would have been a decent option (have been to Krakow before so have options of things to do) ————————— area manager relentlessly chasing missed targets, but ignoring the 2 departments that are £100+ or double my department and demanding that (despite have a £20 budget, that hasn’t been hit in 5 days) my department cuts back and reviews things. Evidence was sent of this, and the whole content of the message was ignored to ask if there was reviews being done....seethe Because you're not spending the budget it looks like you don't need it, therefore there are more savings to be made. Spend the budget. Ask for more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 The effect of warm weather on ScotRail bogs. Feck me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Lassie at my work wearing tight t shirt and tiny shorts two days in a row. I'm already struggling with the heat now I've got to worry about getting a sweaty erection.... You should wear the same....watch her struggling to maintain a veneer of self control...all the while biting her bottom lip in a seductive fashion while playing with a pencil.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: Because you're not spending the budget it looks like you don't need it, therefore there are more savings to be made. Spend the budget. Ask for more. Actually the other end of the spectrum. I have an absolute limit of £20 I can use, but ideally I don’t want to use any (it’s a waste budget) but when 2 other departments are wasting over £100 or £40 and they (area manager)!are not batting an eyelid it infuriates. Because if i decide to withhold production they will then ask why the availability is not there. Literally cannot win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: You should wear the same....watch her struggling to maintain a veneer of self control...all the while biting her bottom lip in a seductive fashion while playing with a pencil.... Next she'll just have bananas and ice lollies for her lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 12 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Lassie at my work wearing tight t shirt and tiny shorts two days in a row. I'm already struggling with the heat now I've got to worry about getting a sweaty erection.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Barack said: Don't you work as a teacher? An interesting plot twist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Barack said: Don't you work as a teacher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, tian447 said: I still mark her homework fairly...... ? Seriously though....it's a support staff member.....Honest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 35 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: I still mark her homework fairly...... ? Seriously though....it's a support staff member.....Honest! She supports your stiff member, aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Oral exam? Bye bye advanced disclosure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Lobster people wandering about town, it's a hot weather you idiots, put some sun cream on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 20 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Lassie at my work wearing tight t shirt and tiny shorts two days in a row. I'm already struggling with the heat now I've got to worry about getting a sweaty erection.... 7 hours ago, Barack said: Don't you work as a teacher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Sneaky beggars at my work keep stealing my fan. I bought it with my own money and it has my name on it. It keeps going walk about, I keep on finding it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Helzibob said: Sneaky beggars at my work keep stealing my fan. I bought it with my own money and it has my name on it. It keeps going walk about, I keep on finding it. Leave it lying somewhere with a load of chilli powder on it. Next time someone chories it, you'll soon hear where it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 i must have hit a bird with my car some point this week. it has left a nice hole in the plastic grill at the front and will cost £155 to replace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, milky_26 said: i must have hit a bird with my car some point this week. it has left a nice hole in the plastic grill at the front and will cost £155 to replace. Really? Surely dinner and a bunch of flowers will keep her sweet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Really? Surely dinner and a bunch of flowers will keep her sweet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 On 6/28/2018 at 20:52, Helzibob said: Sneaky beggars at my work keep stealing my fan. I bought it with my own money and it has my name on it. It keeps going walk about, I keep on finding it. Name on it, brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 People in your work obviously don't recognise the name Helzibob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 The phrase 'just saying'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Stuart Lyon said: People in your work obviously don't recognise the name Helzibob! That’s where I went wrong. I should have used my real name and not my nickname, damn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 People who say Pacific instead of specific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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