IronJambo Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Can we please go back to "Baskets Only" tills at supermarkets? Now they're just "Self Service" which means utter fookwits take fully loaded trolleys into them! Like tonight. Is the woman in front so feckin dumb to realise that by doing that full trolley it'll take her much more time than at a till? Plus she won't have to keep shouting down her insolent spawn who wants to help but isn't allowed to because she's in a foul mood....and let's be honest....your son looks like a future "Sorry but McDonalds have declined your recent job application" large foreheaded welt so why would you want him helping. I'll make history soon when I'll be the first person sentenced to life in prison following a mass killing spree but applauded out the courtroom for bumping off so many of life's erseholes. I imagine the government will probably fabricate a number of jail breaks by me to release me back into society to bring the feckwit population down. Sainsbury's smart shop is your friend. Scan and bag as you go then stroll up to an empty till and pay. The inevitable job losses are a shame but it's fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 35 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Can we please go back to "Baskets Only" tills at supermarkets? Now they're just "Self Service" which means utter fookwits take fully loaded trolleys into them! Like tonight. Is the woman in front so feckin dumb to realise that by doing that full trolley it'll take her much more time than at a till? Plus she won't have to keep shouting down her insolent spawn who wants to help but isn't allowed to because she's in a foul mood....and let's be honest....your son looks like a future "Sorry but McDonalds have declined your recent job application" large foreheaded welt so why would you want him helping. I'll make history soon when I'll be the first person sentenced to life in prison following a mass killing spree but applauded out the courtroom for bumping off so many of life's erseholes. I imagine the government will probably fabricate a number of jail breaks by me to release me back into society to bring the feckwit population down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablo Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Staying on the supermarket theme. People pushing the their trolley around the supermarket eating and drinking stuff they've yet to pay for. Fecking animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, pablo said: Staying on the supermarket theme. People pushing the their trolley around the supermarket eating and drinking stuff they've yet to pay for. Fecking animals. My girlfriend has tried to let this slide with the kids... Just no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, pablo said: Staying on the supermarket theme. People pushing the their trolley around the supermarket eating and drinking stuff they've yet to pay for. Fecking animals. Rancid trampy behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 3 hours ago, pablo said: Staying on the supermarket theme. People pushing the their trolley around the supermarket eating and drinking stuff they've yet to pay for. Fecking animals. An absolute disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) Me + supermarkets = trolley rage. my wee gripe tonight, if you have mispleasure of staying in a stair.....***** who slam doors in the stair, there could be a murder at my neck of the woods very soon. Whats worse is i I stay on top flat, so least affected....If I stayed on ground floor, Josef Fritzel wouldn't have a look in. ? Edited February 6, 2018 by The Future's Maroon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Supermarket themed. People (generally scabby, fat, tracksuited, onesy wearing couples) talking really loudly about what they are buying and when it will be used. Yes discussions need to be had about certain items for example food but do it quietly? What does my bonce in are these inbreds who insist on shouting about how many nappies there 7 year old needs a week or how many packs of strongbow he needs to watch Jeremy Kyle each day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 The amount of people who overuse the word literally. I'm literally doing this... He literally said this... I literally did that... If they start chucking in a few actuallys as well I want to shout at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 hours ago, King prawn said: The amount of people who overuse the word literally. I'm literally doing this... He literally said this... I literally did that... If they start chucking in a few actuallys as well I want to shout at them. This. I remember a very loud female telling her friend about a scary moment she'd had "I was literally petrified..." Ok - so you were actually turned to stone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 18 hours ago, pablo said: Staying on the supermarket theme. People pushing the their trolley around the supermarket eating and drinking stuff they've yet to pay for. Fecking animals. I wonder how many do actually pay for it too? Probably quite easy to dispose of the packaging before hitting the check-out. It’s disgusting behaviour also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 ATMs you select the cash only option not the balance and cash option, or the cash and slip option, yet it says do you want to see your balance. NO I DONT, then do you want a slip with this NO I BLOODY WELL DONT IF I DID I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN THAT OPTION. there is points i'm ready to go all, how this guy in the clip is on ATMs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Me and Mrs KvC ate a bag of McVities Nibbles on our trip round Asda tonight....white chocolate covered I think they were...absolument delicieux! To calm your outrage, we did put the EMPTY packet through the till..... loadsy grumpy auld t.ts on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 This eating stuff in supermarkets has raised quite the debate on here in the past. Inflammatory, to say the least! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyp Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, ...a bit disco said: This eating stuff in supermarkets has raised quite the debate on here in the past. Inflammatory, to say the least! Never really thought about it before. No doubt it will now infuriate me every time I see it. And that's a seethe about 'the all new seethe thread'! It keeps giving me new things to seethe about! I was in Hong Long the other week and on the way there I read a 'what makes local Hong Kongers hate visitors" type article. A big one was visitors leaning with their backs on the poles in the metro carriages meaning that no one else could hold on to them for support. At the time I thought it wasn't that big of a deal. Next thing I know I'm on the Metro and there is some guy doing precisely that. Even had the pole wedged in his butt crack for extra annoyance. Worst thing was I was seething! Literally (yes literally) an hour earlier I wouldn't have noticed and now I would (literally) have happily smashed a window and thrown the guy under the train behind. Think this thread is getting to me...... Edited February 7, 2018 by alyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 On 06/02/2018 at 11:16, King prawn said: The amount of people who overuse the word literally. I'm literally doing this... He literally said this... I literally did that... If they start chucking in a few actuallys as well I want to shout at them. Actually the definition for literally was changed a few years back to effectively mean something other than literally now. So, whilst it may be overused, people are now literally using it correctly. Literally evidence that it is easier to just change a definition and let people be right than it is to educate them on why they are wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 14 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Me and Mrs KvC ate a bag of McVities Nibbles on our trip round Asda tonight....white chocolate covered I think they were...absolument delicieux! To calm your outrage, we did put the EMPTY packet through the till..... loadsy grumpy auld t.ts on here you must have been hungry, fair enough , i normally have my tea 1st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: you must have been hungry, fair enough , i normally have my tea 1st. Are you giving him some Tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 46 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Are you giving him some Tips Me never, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: People that use the word 'absolutely'..... Arseholes. Nearly as bad as the people that start every conversation or statement with 'So'...... Even bigger arseholes. So, what makes you think that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 3 hours ago, Harry Potter said: you must have been hungry, fair enough , i normally have my tea 1st. Fish supper Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Fish supper Harold? Lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Morgan said: So, what makes you think that? I'm absolutely curious about this too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 17 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Me and Mrs KvC ate a bag of McVities Nibbles on our trip round Asda tonight....white chocolate covered I think they were...absolument delicieux! To calm your outrage, we did put the EMPTY packet through the till..... loadsy grumpy auld t.ts on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: The only acceptable use is........ So..... So, correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Justin Z said: I'm absolutely curious about this too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 20 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Me and Mrs KvC ate a bag of McVities Nibbles on our trip round Asda tonight....white chocolate covered I think they were...absolument delicieux! To calm your outrage, we did put the EMPTY packet through the till..... loadsy grumpy auld t.ts on here Utter tramps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 6 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Actually the definition for literally was changed a few years back to effectively mean something other than literally now. So, whilst it may be overused, people are now literally using it correctly. Literally evidence that it is easier to just change a definition and let people be right than it is to educate them on why they are wrong. So it now means the opposite of what it used to mean? No chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 26 minutes ago, Ill Ray said: So it now means the opposite of what it used to mean? No chance. Naw, it's been watered down for idiots. The meaning still applies but for the purpose of emphasis it's allowed to be used..... Well, not literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Ray Gin said: Utter tramps Reported, personal abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Morgan said: So, what makes you think that? Don't be like that Morgan, jonno will be absolutely raging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: Monsieur Morgan even called me a Hibby the other day. What is the world coming to ffs ? It's being taken over by the new Puritans who are persecuting us supermarket munchers for making a dull shopping trip more bearable by eating as we go.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Quite often in my work folk will come to the till eating the pastry they are about to buy, because they are that desperate to eat it but yet have no manners when your asking them for payment £0.75-0.80p and just dump money down, whilst spilling the crumbs from their pastry all over the till! or undesireable characters marching in, picking up a can of juice and instead of joining a queue to pay for it, saunter right up to the tillpoint ignoring someone else who is currently being served and tell the cashier “it’s 70p for this can, there’s £1 put the change in the box” and marching out really that he’s to wait 2 Mins at absolute most? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Got given a grooming kit for Christmas and decided to put it to use the night and lower my ears a bit. Went for quite a respectable number 4...came to bed looking like Phil fecking Mitchell. Cheers babyliss... Prixxx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 8 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: Eating something that doesn’t belong to you as you walk around the aisles is weirdo behaviour. The fact that you both do it is even weirder. For all of you who appear to be getting their panties in a knot, this is not a regular occurrence for us. Have never behaved as described by BM1874, THAT is disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Sorry but it shows a distinct lack of class, patience and self discipline to rip into food you haven't even paid for yet and scoff it while walking around the store. Really poor etiquette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 26 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: Sorry but it shows a distinct lack of class, patience and self discipline to rip into food you haven't even paid for yet and scoff it while walking around the store. Really poor etiquette. Lacking class in a supermarket, the bloody nerve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Careful now. I got ripped for calling it 'scummy behaviour'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Careful now. I got ripped for calling it 'scummy behaviour'. The sort of behaviour I'd expect of people who think it is acceptable to go to the supermarket in their pyjamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: The sort of behaviour I'd expect of people who think it is acceptable to go to the supermarket in their pyjamas. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Bacon that curls up when under the grill. Ends up rolling into a mess that wont cook evenly with that lovely crispy fat edge to it. Only way round is to cut it with scissors delaying the anticipated bacon butty. SEETHE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 The supermarket munchers have rattled quite a few chains here Never done it myself but can’t say it particularly bothers me when I see others doing it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 19 hours ago, superjack said: Don't be like that Morgan, jonno will be absolutely raging. So, who cares? 19 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Monsieur Morgan even called me a Hibby the other day. What is the world coming to ffs ? If the tammy fits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 11 hours ago, VladMagic said: Bacon that curls up when under the grill. Ends up rolling into a mess that wont cook evenly with that lovely crispy fat edge to it. Only way round is to cut it with scissors delaying the anticipated bacon butty. SEETHE!! I'll add gammon steak to that - ends up looking like the 02 Arena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Women in supermarket queues who stand in the check-out queue waiting their turn then are served and only after packing everything do they think of searching for their purse, rummaging around for payment (card or cash) and then start chatting to the check-out bird about everything under the sun before they get around to paying !!!! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 It's the clowns that don't know what the next customer sign is for and don't put one down at the end of their shopping. Then they greet to the lassie on the checkout that my copies of Razzler and Readers Wives are no theirs. Rsbiscuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 hour ago, BarneyBattles said: ***** hate gammon. I ordered ham egg and chips in a fairly upmarket bar in England the other week. it wasn’t ham, it was weirdo tasting gammon. Smoky, watery pish that tasted like I was sooking on a tramp’s pus filled bandage. ‘Can’t beat a lovely gammon cooked in Red bull, Irn Bru, or coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 6 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: ***** hate gammon. I ordered ham egg and chips in a fairly upmarket bar in England the other week. it wasn’t ham, it was weirdo tasting gammon. Smoky, watery pish that tasted like I was sooking on a tramp’s pus filled bandage. You've tasted that and you have the affrontery to moan about folk eating bits and bobs from their trolley while walking round the supermarket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 People out on their bikes at 8pm at night blocking the road when your trying to get your wife to work, Its 1C raining, this was not folk coming from work but out for a joyfull ride on their bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 (edited) Spotify: Sat on a train and my Mrs is on her fat arse at home using her phone to mess with my music Going to have to get Google Home and start messing with the lights and stuff. Edited February 9, 2018 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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