IronJambo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Bob's not helping much by having heated arguments with 5 versions of himself. He's close to getting a bottle of pish thrown on him if I can eventually fill one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 8 hours ago, tian447 said: Imagine the utter rage that **** would cause!!!! Bet you the boy in front didn't even notice, and didn't stop. Hope the ***** ends up wrapped around a ****ing tree!!! I know Kept waiting for the driver to lose the rag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 8 hours ago, tian447 said: Imagine the utter rage that **** would cause!!!! Bet you the boy in front didn't even notice, and didn't stop. Hope the ***** ends up wrapped around a ****ing tree!!! I know Kept waiting for the driver to lose the rag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 42 minutes ago, tian447 said: Watching The Force: Essex. (I know, I know...) There's currently some wee daftie getting arrested for being drunk, under the influence of something, and deliberately splashing and spraying his blood over the officers trying to figure out what's going on. A compete bit of vermin all in all, that looks like the sort of thing that would have some contagious disease in his blood. They're trying to get a necklace off him, as it's some big thick metal thing with a padlock on it and they obviously don't want him using that as a weapon or anything, and they're pissing about being gentle and not taking any action even though he's actively resisting. Just talking to him and gently putting hands on shoulders even though he's a compete scrotum of the highest order. 50 years ago, he'd have got the shite booted out of him, and thrown in the back of the van without a single shout of "police brutality" or "human rights". Absolute ratbags like that need a good kicking to sort them out, it's all that they understand. And when they’re not filming..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 8 hours ago, tian447 said: Imagine the utter rage that **** would cause!!!! Bet you the boy in front didn't even notice, and didn't stop. Hope the ***** ends up wrapped around a ****ing tree!!! I know Kept waiting for the driver to lose the rag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 22 minutes ago, FWJ said: And when they’re not filming..... Good point tbh. They're hardly going to go downtown-Mikey-Brown on him when the ITV cameras are there in full force. (I don't know if it's ITV, that's a guess.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 On 2/28/2018 at 22:23, tian447 said: People who don't clear the snow off their car and just set off on a drive. Had someone today in front of me who hadn't cleared the snow off their rear lights, which therefore had the lighting ability of a glowworm. Their rear window was totally iced over as well, and they had about 4 inches of snow on their roof, and when I pulled up beside them at a set of lights, they were driving using a 5 square inch hole they had cleared in their windscreen. How on earth can anyone feel safe driving like that. Oblivious to everything except themselves. Arseholes. It must be like driving a tank. What wee boy doesn't want that??? Anyway, here's my one for the day/week/month/year: "Work colleagues". Where TF else would you have colleagues if it's not at work. They're "colleagues" ya bunch of idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 22 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: Anyway, here's my one for the day/week/month/year: "Work colleagues". Where TF else would you have colleagues if it's not at work. They're "colleagues" ya bunch of idiots. Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 hours ago, I P Knightley said: It must be like driving a tank. What wee boy doesn't want that??? Anyway, here's my one for the day/week/month/year: "Work colleagues". Where TF else would you have colleagues if it's not at work. They're "colleagues" ya bunch of idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 The PS4 not automatically downloading updates like it's supposed to, meaning I have to sit here for 25 minutes waiting for everything to download and install. Rage!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Wife got an email from Spotify this morning as she has cancelled her Premium subscription. This is how the email was signed off. Stay awesome babe, Fist bump, Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 33 minutes ago, Morgan said: Wife got an email from Spotify this morning as she has cancelled her Premium subscription. This is how the email was signed off. Stay awesome babe, Fist bump, Rick. That is ****ing awful. Grass them up for misogyny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, tian447 said: That is ****ing awful. Grass them up for misogyny I know. She’s not happy about it and is going to complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 27 minutes ago, Morgan said: I know. She’s not happy about it and is going to complain. I just don't know how, in this day of feminism awareness and the drive for female equality, any company thinks it's appropriate to call someone "babe". Slate them publicly over Twitter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 20 minutes ago, tian447 said: I just don't know how, in this day of feminism awareness and the drive for female equality, any company thinks it's appropriate to call someone "babe". Slate them publicly over Twitter! Now she tells me they didn’t say ‘babe’ at all. It was the ‘stay awesome’ and the ‘fist bump’ bits that annoyed her and she just added ‘babe’ to wind me up! Waste of a good seethe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 36 minutes ago, Morgan said: Now she tells me they didn’t say ‘babe’ at all. It was the ‘stay awesome’ and the ‘fist bump’ bits that annoyed her and she just added ‘babe’ to wind me up! Waste of a good seethe Wouldn't call it a waste M. 'Fistbump' & 'stay awesome' both warrant a full on seethe on their own. Modern life is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitonastranger Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 15 hours ago, tian447 said: The PS4 not automatically downloading updates like it's supposed to, meaning I have to sit here for 25 minutes waiting for everything to download and install. Rage!! Bought bulletstorm to download, took 23 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 16 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: 10 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Wouldn't call it a waste M. 'Fistbump' & 'stay awesome' both warrant a full on seethe on their own. Modern life is shite. 4 minutes ago, Barack said: I’m with Tian(cause he’s particularly sick in such matters) on this one. Loss of job, homelessness, & a downward spiral into substance abuse, is quite clearly the correct outcome for young Ricardo. Don't feel about it though, Mrs. M. Thanks guys! She’s getting put over my knee tonight. Bloody naughty babe that she is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Barack said: Periscope it. After the Hearts Match, obviously. Well, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Knew you’d like that. Pop round if you like, there’s room for two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Morgan said: Knew you’d like that. Pop round if you like, there’s room for two Gang bang round Morgan’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: Gang bang round Morgan’s. BYOB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 27 minutes ago, Barack said: I’m with Tian(cause he’s particularly sick in such matters) on this one. Loss of job, homelessness, & a downward spiral into substance abuse, is quite clearly the correct outcome for young Ricardo. Don't feel about it though, Mrs. M. Bummed into a crack cocaine fueled coma would be too good for the wannabe hipster cumpocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 This is more of a pre-emptive seethe. I see that an emergency defibrillator has been installed onto the railings outside the church at the west end of princes street. Great idea but how long before some halfwit after a night on the sauce has ripped the box open and started running amok with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Morgan said: BYOB You’re not even supplying drinks? **** sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Ok. I'm on the flight to Nice and I'm bringing the plank..... Splinter more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, iantjambo said: You’re not even supplying drinks? **** sake! Christ, you’re getting me and my feckin wife and I’m to supply the drinks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Morgan said: BYOB Bring your own boaby? Edited March 9, 2018 by Tazio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, Morgan said: Christ, you’re getting me and my feckin wife and I’m to supply the drinks? Ok fine! Miserable ****!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 22 minutes ago, Morgan said: Christ, you’re getting me and my feckin wife and I’m to supply the drinks? Your wife is fine & dandy but I'm going to need a helluva supply of booze before we start bumming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: This has gone down the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Why are there two golf balls stuck doon her top ? **** knows mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 33 minutes ago, Tazio said: Bring your own boaby? You'll need it won't you? 26 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Feck me. How many are coming? All of us. 23 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Ok fine! Miserable ****!!! You're right. I'm a wee bit tight. 13 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Your wife is fine & dandy but I'm going to need a helluva supply of booze before we start bumming. Thank feck for that. 7 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: This has gone down the shitter. As per. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Why are there two golf balls stuck doon her top ? He's still going on about it ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: You'll need it won't you? All of us. You're right. I'm a wee bit tight. Thank feck for that. As per. I won’t be the one conforming that ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: I won’t be the one conforming that ??? Well I'm certainly not going in first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 This thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, Morgan said: This thread. It's Ricardo's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, ...a bit disco said: It's Ricardo's fault. Fist bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Well I'm certainly not going in first! You're no' going in at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iantjambo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: This thread. You’re the one that started it by offering your wife to all and sundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, iantjambo said: You’re the one that started it by offering your wife to all and sundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Lovely wee badger that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Looks like a beaver....... And it starts again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 56 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Avoiding the game and watching it later. Good luck with that, Terry and Bob almost went mental trying that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Can't do a jobby just now. It reaches the door but I've no got the strength to push it out. Trying to get the Mrs to pull it out but she's no up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Insomnia. Need to be at the airport at 8am with several hours of travelling and 2 flights and I'm still wide awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 15 hours ago, IronJambo said: Can't do a jobby just now. It reaches the door but I've no got the strength to push it out. Trying to get the Mrs to pull it out but she's no up for it. Thanks for sharing that. Let us know when the moment arrives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Tazio said: Insomnia. Need to be at the airport at 8am with several hours of travelling and 2 flights and I'm still wide awake. Alcohol is your friend here Tazio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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