Morgan Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 That reminds me of when my dad was looking after my aunties dog years ago. He got up in the middie of the night and stood in a fresh shite with his bare foot, treading it into the carpet at the same time, which of course he had to clean up. He told me he's still haunted by the feeling of warm dog shite oozing up between his toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Anyone that has had a puppie in the house will know that feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Anyone that has had a puppie in the house will know that feeling. Some might even send it a card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Cyclist ignoring priority signs giving a big cheesy grin as he flouts the rules of the road. No wonder folk run them over. Cyclists that think red traffic lights don't apply to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 That reminds me of when my dad was looking after my aunties dog years ago. He got up in the middie of the night and stood in a fresh shite with his bare foot, treading it into the carpet at the same time, which of course he had to clean up. He told me he's still haunted by the feeling of warm dog shite oozing up between his toes. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 A friend of mine was killed last year, someone was arrested and charged with his death. He's pled guilty to manslaughter and is due to be sentenced next week, the police have advised that he'll likely get 4-6 years. WTF is with that?!? You admit to killing someone and you're out in a couple of years. I'm absolutely livid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 A friend of mine was killed last year, someone was arrested and charged with his death. He's pled guilty to manslaughter and is due to be sentenced next week, the police have advised that he'll likely get 4-6 years. WTF is with that?!? You admit to killing someone and you're out in a couple of years. I'm absolutely livid! This is the sort of thing that completely saps any confidence people have in the judicial system, scandalous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 This is the sort of thing that completely saps any confidence people have in the judicial system, scandalous. It really does. My friend is a widow at 36 with a 1 year old boy and the culprit does a couple of years in jail. It's a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 It really does. My friend is a widow at 36 with a 1 year old boy and the culprit does a couple of years in jail. It's a joke. A sad state of affairs, it really is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 A friend of mine was killed last year, someone was arrested and charged with his death. He's pled guilty to manslaughter and is due to be sentenced next week, the police have advised that he'll likely get 4-6 years. WTF is with that?!? You admit to killing someone and you're out in a couple of years. I'm absolutely livid! Killing someone unintentionally. Obviously depends on the circumstances as to whether the sentence is exceedingly lenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Killing someone unintentionally. Obviously depends on the circumstances as to whether the sentence is exceedingly lenient. Not necessarily unintentional, just not planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Killing someone unintentionally. Obviously depends on the circumstances as to whether the sentence is exceedingly lenient. He broke another persons arm earlier in the night and punched someone else in the face. In completely separate incidents. My friend happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time after this guy had been on a night of rampage. 2-6 years to me is a joke but I'll just have to wait and see what decision the judge makes next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) He broke another persons arm earlier in the night and punched someone else in the face. In completely separate incidents. My friend happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time after this guy had been on a night of rampage. 2-6 years to me is a joke but I'll just have to wait and see what decision the judge makes next week. Death penalty sounds about right. Edited May 11, 2017 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 He broke another persons arm earlier in the night and punched someone else in the face. In completely separate incidents. My friend happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time after this guy had been on a night of rampage. 2-6 years to me is a joke but I'll just have to wait and see what decision the judge makes next week. Would definitely be too lenient in those circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Death penalty sounds about right. No doubt about that Peter. Sounds like this boy was a maniac and deserves no leniency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 He broke another persons arm earlier in the night and punched someone else in the face. In completely separate incidents. My friend happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time after this guy had been on a night of rampage. 2-6 years to me is a joke but I'll just have to wait and see what decision the judge makes next week. Sadly, if the creature is a model prisoner he will be released after serving half of the sentence handed down by the judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Sadly, if the creature is a model prisoner he will be released after serving half of the sentence handed down by the judge. And the fact that he's been in jail since December that time will be taken off the sentence. It's infuriating. My friend has written a witness statement to be read out in court, I hope that pulls on the judges heartstrings and makes a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 And the fact that he's been in jail since December that time will be taken off the sentence. It's infuriating. My friend has written a witness statement to be read out in court, I hope that pulls on the judges heartstrings and makes a difference. Can't really have a complaint about time served being taken off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Can't really have a complaint about time served being taken off. No but from sentencing he could serve about 18 months for killing someone which, to me, is beyond belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Admittedly if a loved one or a mate had lost his life and someone was getting such a lenient sentence it would be pretty difficult to swallow. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I still can't get over the killer of the takeaway driver, at Lochend, only getting 24 months a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 No but from sentencing he could serve about 18 months for killing someone which, to me, is beyond belief. So a total time served of 2 years. Completely agree with it being far too lenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On a lighter note (pun intended) fatties. A woman just got in the same bus as me and the driver had to lower the bus as she was too fat to manage the step up to the bus. Then wheezed her way along the lower deck and took up two seats. The priority ones for people with disabilities as she couldn't make it to the top deck where there were loads of seats. You're not disabled love, you're morbidly obese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Rival in the Reserves probably Weirdest thing about this, is that I'm in the same boat... honestly hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On a lighter note (pun intended) fatties. A woman just got in the same bus as me and the driver had to lower the bus as she was too fat to manage the step up to the bus. Then wheezed her way along the lower deck and took up two seats. The priority ones for people with disabilities as she couldn't make it to the top deck where there were loads of seats. You're not disabled love, you're morbidly obese. Being a fully paid up bus w@nker I have seen this on a number of occasions. Usually they are greasy haired, red-faced and mouth breathing heavily due to the over-exertion of tackling one step and everyone else on the bus is an inconvenience to them. I was on the train from Irvine last weekend and some young, fat mess and her boyfriend and son (neither fat) got on. She proceeded to take her sandals off and put her feet up on the seats. Rather than asking him, she clicked her fingers at her boyfriend and said "crisps" then gave the wee fella a jumbo bag of roast chicken Walkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Being a fully paid up bus w@nker I have seen this on a number of occasions. Usually they are greasy haired, red-faced and mouth breathing heavily due to the over-exertion of tackling one step and everyone else on the bus is an inconvenience to them. I was on the train from Irvine last weekend and some young, fat mess and her boyfriend and son (neither fat) got on. She proceeded to take her sandals off and put her feet up on the seats. Rather than asking him, she clicked her fingers at her boyfriend and said "crisps" then gave the wee fella a jumbo bag of roast chicken Walkers. Feet up on seats is a real pet hate of ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Feet up on seats is a real pet hate of ours. See that on the back seats downstairs pretty much every time I've sat there on the bus. Also seen a guy doing this in Burger King at Straiton yesterday. He was sat sideways on the seat with his back to the window and his feet up on the seat and his elbows on his knees. His wife and little kid were sitting in the seat opposite him. He looked about 40yrs old, what an example to set your kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 See that on the back seats downstairs pretty much every time I've sat there on the bus. Also seen a guy doing this in Burger King at Straiton yesterday. He was sat sideways on the seat with his back to the window and his feet up on the seat and his elbows on his knees. His wife and little kid were sitting in the seat opposite him. He looked about 40yrs old, what an example to set your kids. Bet he was fat and in a tracksuit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Bet he was fat and in a tracksuit? Can't have been that fat if he was 40 years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Mine tend to be car/vehicle related and this is no different. Drivers who constantly go on then come off the accelerator. Don't know if you have ever been in a car with someone who does this but it is SEEEEEEEETHE! CENTRAL!! I don't understand why you cant just put your foot on the accelerator and keep it there at a constant speed? Why put the foot down for a second or 2 then coast for a few yards? Then it's back on the accelerator again and repeat ad nauseam. Its annoying for passengers and makes for terrible fuel consumption!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 How did he lower the bus ? Did he let the feckin tyres doon ? I can only presume public transport is a novelty to you? Air suspension mate, dips down the corner of the bus for wheelchairs etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Bet he was fat and in a tracksuit? Nope, average build and no tracksuit...still an ersehole though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Ours as well. Clarts. Right middens some folk. Middens And you pulled me up for 'yonks'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Middens And you pulled me off for 'yonks'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Unknown user Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Wait, am I missing the point here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Wait, am I missing the point here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Wait, am I missing the point here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Can't believe that face!! This is just so much fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Dog ate my Yorkie Easter Egg that i have been saving. SEEEEETHING!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Dog ate my Yorkie Easter Egg that i have been saving. SEEEEETHING!! Ooft! That thing better be in hiding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu40 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Mine tend to be car/vehicle related and this is no different. Drivers who constantly go on then come off the accelerator. Don't know if you have ever been in a car with someone who does this but it is SEEEEEEEETHE! CENTRAL!! I don't understand why you cant just put your foot on the accelerator and keep it there at a constant speed? Why put the foot down for a second or 2 then coast for a few yards? Then it's back on the accelerator again and repeat ad nauseam. Its annoying for passengers and makes for terrible fuel consumption!! t My Mrs does that. Drives me mental. In fact she won't drive me anywhere now. And I'm fcukin glad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Dog ate my Yorkie Easter Egg that i have been saving. SEEEEETHING!! What the **** were you saving an Easter Egg for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 What the **** were you saving an Easter Egg for? A hearts victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 A hearts victory. You do know they have a 'use by' date right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 You do know they have a 'use by' date right? Of course I know. But cathro will get us a win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Of course I know. But cathro will get us a win. At least this way you can eat it alongside your Christmas pudding . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 At least this way you can eat it alongside your Christmas pudding . This Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 This Christmas? Well I wasn't being that optimistic tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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