cosanostra Posted August 6, 2013 Author Share Posted August 6, 2013 They are brilliant. The only seethe featuring buffalo wings is that you can't get them here. They are phenomenal. Went to a Hooters in Hollywood in January and got some boneless suicide hot-wings with the blue cheese dip and celery. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 EDIT: Anyone know why this has all filtered to the far right of the box? It's JKB's new 'political autodetect' functionality at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Seagulls. Shut the **** up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Seagulls. Shut the **** up!! Stole our fish at the weekend. Shithawks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Draper Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 They are brilliant. The only seethe featuring buffalo wings is that you can't get them here. They are phenomenal. Went to a Hooters in Hollywood in January and got some boneless suicide hot-wings with the blue cheese dip and celery. Amazing. Nah, not having it. They're crap. And fiddly. They're the emperor's new clothes of American 'cuisine'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 First bloody buses. 3 quid for a single to town is ridiculous. Shite service too. But they can charge whatever they like seeing as Lothian buses don't venture out here despite it being in the city of Edinburgh council boundary area. And Tranent get about five different buses to choose from into town, all at 1.50 single and they are further away offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Seagulls. Shut the **** up!! Woke up by these dicks every fecking morning at 4am. I want them dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 First bloody buses. 3 quid for a single to town is ridiculous. Shite service too. But they can charge whatever they like seeing as Lothian buses don't venture out here despite it being in the city of Edinburgh council boundary area. And Tranent get about five different buses to choose from into town, all at 1.50 single and they are further away offer. I have no sympathy. All I ever hear from 'out of towners' is how much more house they can afford. Well, thats grand, enjoy your shitty bus service and the fact you have to plan nights out with military precision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I have no sympathy. All I ever hear from 'out of towners' is how much more house they can afford. Well, thats grand, enjoy your shitty bus service and the fact you have to plan nights out with military precision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Woke up by these dicks every fecking morning at 4am. I want them dead. It's a huge problem in leith. There's a FB page dedicated to the seethe they provoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I have no sympathy. All I ever hear from 'out of towners' is how much more house they can afford. Well, thats grand, enjoy your shitty bus service and the fact you have to plan nights out with military precision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Advertising Free Hugs.When and where did this nonsense start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Advertising Free Hugs.When and where did this nonsense start. You're a heartless *******, Benny. Ach...gies a hug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I have no sympathy. All I ever hear from 'out of towners' is how much more house they can afford. Well, thats grand, enjoy your shitty bus service and the fact you have to plan nights out with military precision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 It's a huge problem in leith. There's a FB page dedicated to the seethe they provoke. I know - my flatmate shared it with me the other week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Earplugs for seagull sufferers. Human beings. Shite, me included. Stupid summer news bulletins. "It's warm and sunny in Brighton/Tenerife". I'm either there and know that already or am not there and don't give a shit. They're all the same in Spain. "Beaches are full of happy, mindless people". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 People running for a bus/train to avoid waiting 5-10 mins on the next one! What are these people doing when they get home from work that waiting 5 mins for the next bus/train would be so catastrophic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 People running for a bus/train to avoid waiting 5-10 mins on the next one! What are these people doing when they get home from work that waiting 5 mins for the next bus/train would be so catastrophic? No every bus comes within 5 minutes of the last Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
main Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Seagulls. Certain burds. Junkies and jakeys and 16 year old 16 stone pregnant lassies who get a council house and get everything paid for them despite not working a day in their life. Shoot them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 The word seagull. There's no such animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 The word seagull. There's no such animal. I learnt that the other week when I made a quip about Steven Seagull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Getting the pish ripped for having a complete shanner of a moment on Kickback and failing to grasp the simple concept of something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Buffalo wings. Buffalo's don't have wings. And not only that.... Spanish omelettes aren't made of Spanish people French toast isn't made with chopped up French animals Chinese takeaways dont have Chinese people in them. Mongolian bbqs.......etc WTF is the world coming to? It shits me to tears that food stuffs and food-styles are not actual descriptions of the food they are made of. Get it ******* sorted out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bordeaux 03 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Guy I work beside uses words like 'exsqueeze me' and 'opporchancity'. Why not just say normal words FFS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 It's JKB's new 'political autodetect' functionality at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 The word seagull. There's no such animal. My bursds brother is an ornithologist (though in USA they call them 'birders'). He tells me this all the time. It's either a laughing gull, or a herring gull, apparently. Shite chat. Shite birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 My bursds brother is an ornithologist (though in USA they call them 'birders'). He tells me this all the time. Can i have a seethe at when perfectly good names for people who study things - ornithologists, say - get changed to something cretinous...birders perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 No every bus comes within 5 minutes of the last I'm aware of that, meant when people run for a 22 as an example! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Having to wait a week for Breaking Bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Having to wait a week for Breaking Bad. Listening to people harp on and on about Breaking Bad, when it's mediocre at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I hate people who think they can stop their car wherever they want just because they've put their hazards on I hate people who park part on the pavement - it's a real shame when the pram scratches against their paintwork coz I can't get past - I don't actually have a baby but they don't know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Advertising Free Hugs.When and where did this nonsense start. lets be honest, these people are just perverted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Religious groups that advertise door to door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 New Simpsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I just saw this picture in the paper. I immediately thought it was Bomber Brown, but it's 89-year-old George HW Bush. with a young Jim Goodwin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 New Simpsons New Simpsons? Its been ******* shite for years and years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Not that arsed about the fringe festival but the folk handing out leaflets never seem to approach me with them. Do I really look that scummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Guy I work beside uses words like 'exsqueeze me' and 'opporchancity'. Why not just say normal words FFS!! I can feel my seethe seething at that, and it's not even happening to me. Today's peach though - my work making some of the support functions wear t-shirts with "Free Hi-5's" on it. I'm sorry, I wasn't aware I had to pay for them normally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) First bloody buses. 3 quid for a single to town is ridiculous. Shite service too. But they can charge whatever they like seeing as Lothian buses don't venture out here despite it being in the city of Edinburgh council boundary area. And Tranent get about five different buses to choose from into town, all at 1.50 single and they are further away offer. ?3 doesn't sound too much to get in to town if you live out in the sticks. Bargain to be honest when I need to pay ?1.50 to go about a mile or so. Edited August 14, 2013 by Ray Gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) I hate people who think they can stop their car wherever they want just because they've put their hazards on I hate people who park part on the pavement - it's a real shame when the pram scratches against their paintwork coz I can't get past - I don't actually have a baby but they don't know that Pavement parkers....big seethe of mine. It's horrendous at my folks but I encourage my sons when we're visiting that they can go as fast as they like down the pavement on their scooters. I scratched my neighbours car quite badly with my bike when I was a kid. My dad (being a copper) politely reminded my neighbour of the laws regarding parking (or should I say driving) on the pavement and told him he could stick his demand for repairs. They didn't get on very well after that but coincidentally he did start using his 10m driveway more frequently! That said....when learning to ride my bike I veered off the road and slammed into the back of a parked mini and that boot door folded like tin foil. My Dad could run surprisingly fast with me under one arm and a bike under the other. My Dad told me later that the Mini owner had a driveway so it wasn't my fault but we should keep it a secret from my friends and Mum anyway. Edited August 14, 2013 by Der Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Folk that refer to their pets as being their own children. Old bint at my work phoned the vet the other day and said "I'm <dugsname>'s mummy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Folk that refer to their pets as being their own children. Old bint at my work phoned the vet the other day and said "I'm <dugsname>'s mummy". Following on from that.. grown adults who still say mummy and daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Following on from that.. grown adults who still say mummy and daddy. Following on from that... when folk are talking about their parents and just call them "mum" and "dad", as if they're my parents too. Like, "I went into town with mum". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 New Simpsons? Its been ******* shite for years and years. Aye, by new I meant anything post 1998 really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I have no sympathy. All I ever hear from 'out of towners' is how much more house they can afford. Well, thats grand, enjoy your shitty bus service and the fact you have to plan nights out with military precision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 standard, i wont on the lottery last night chat in the office from the boss....?2.10. It wasn't funny the 8th time you told that joke. FUD then he attempts to whistle the song that is playing on the radio and sounds **** all like what is playing, ruining a rare decent song. Again, FUD Thanks god I can put headphones on, otherwise I would hate my job even more than I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Can i have a seethe at when perfectly good names for people who study things - ornithologists, say - get changed to something cretinous...birders perhaps? Yes. It anoys me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 The Burds best pal, she comes from Orkney but has lived here for the last 5 years. So why the **** does she have to mention ****ing Orkney in every single conversation?? She's also started trying to convince us to go with her every time she goes home for a visit and everytime we have seen her in the last couple of weeks she has been going on and on about us going up there for new year, because they 'have a huge party'! **** off, there is the worlds biggest ****ing hognamay party on my doorstep and if I can't be arsed going to that then why the hell would I be arsed going all the way to a shitehole island in the middle of winter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I know a Mexican woman who brings Mexico into every conversation. No matter what you say, she compares it to Mexico. I'd still pump her silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Arseholes who sit next to you on the bus but have no concept of personal space so sit almost on top of you. I wouldn't mind if it was someone nice but it's almost always a fat mess or some jakie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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