Lancashire_Lou Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Trying to get through town today to work was a nightmare. I ended up gently hip checking a few people out of my way. If I lived in Edinburgh during the fringe I think I'd have a full blown aneurysm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 People who draw "comedy" black moustaches on one of their fingers and then walk around taking photos of each other with the moustached finger in front of their top lips deserve to have their fingers broken and their cameras smashed over their heads. Hilarious stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 People who draw "comedy" black moustaches on one of their fingers and then walk around taking photos of each other with the moustached finger in front of their top lips deserve to have their fingers broken and their cameras smashed over their heads. Hilarious stuff. people actually do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Weegies. Limmy. Grant Stott. When you go to make a cup of tea and somebody has finished the milk and not bought more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 (edited) people actually do that Edited September 4, 2013 by Morph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 Exactly this. Some utter tit that I used to work with has one tattooed on his finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Exactly this. Some utter tit that I used to work with has one tattooed on his finger. I'm no to sure when that style of moustache craze took over, it's not even as guys are cutting about with it as facial hair either. Just plenty tattoos, props etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Having to get an operation on ones finger the day before one flies out to Amsterdam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Having to get an operation on ones finger the day before one flies out to Amsterdam. Operation to remove the moustache tattoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Operation to remove the moustache tattoo? I used to think it was hilarious :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 The commentator in come dine with me really irritates me with his persistent snide remarks and nippy voice. Just STFU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 The overly sexist female presenter on dont tell te bride Aye the guys no capable of doing a single thing rigt and woman are just the best ever Shut up u b****g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I've decided that Cosa is the angriest man on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I've decided that Cosa is the angriest man on the planet. Commiserations on your demotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Porcupine Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 That song from the Direct Line advert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 The commentator in come dine with me really irritates me with his persistent snide remarks and nippy voice. Just STFU! Wut? He's the best bit of the whole programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 The green/red man being on the same side of the road as you. It's not natural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 The prick on the go compare adverts. I seriously seriously hate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 People who walk down the street clapping every strangers dog they pass by. Get to France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Bursd that wear high heels but can't walk properly in them. They stutter about looking like they are learning to walk for the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FBSHD Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) The commentator in come dine with me really irritates me with his persistent snide remarks and nippy voice. Just STFU! He's the only reason that program is watchable. Imagine if it was just four complete roasters talking? Deary me. I apologise as this may have been touched on already as I acknowledge Facebook is a hotbed of seethe inducing behaviour. When did it become standard procedure for any perceived good deed reported on Facebook to be celebrated by a plethora of fuds repeating 'respect' or 'respekt', depending on individual lack of intelligence. Utterly cringeworthy. These lesser beings are second only to the attention seeking morons who record themselves doing something just lovely for humanity in their pathetic struggle for internet likes. Edited September 7, 2013 by FBSHD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 T Dog thinks Come Dine with Me is a serious cookery programme, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Getting ready to go for a bike ride to try and blast away your hangover and just as you're putting your shoes on it starts pissing down with rain. Sod going out in that weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FBSHD Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 T Dog thinks Come Dine with Me is a serious cookery programme, I think. Lord only knows what he thinks Four in a Bed is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart McNeill Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I normally start work at 8 at I'm usually in work for 8. This morning decide to get ahead of myself and got in about twenty to 8 to find out I start at 9.!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 People that write things like 'Boom!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 The fact that Sam Matterface has managed to marry Natalie Sawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 People who walk down the street clapping every strangers dog they pass by. Get to France My mate is the worlds worst for this dugs are shite at the best of times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 On the other hand, folk who's dog aren't on a lead and jump on you with their manky paws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 The fact that some certain supermarkets require you to put a ?1 coin or little token into the trolley before you can use the thing. All because Neds used to pinch the trolleys and leave them places. Neds GTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 The fact that some certain supermarkets require you to put a ?1 coin or little token into the trolley before you can use the thing. All because Neds used to pinch the trolleys and leave them places. Neds GTF People used to scrap them for easy money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 One Direction fan girls. Very appropriate after today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Paperwork. Any kind of paperwork brings me instantly into some kind of mental paralysis: I just cannot find the energy to read a form or pick up a pen. I put off paperwork all the time. Instant spiritual death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 At work and the burd tries to phone, FFS you know what time I finish! I finish at the same time every single day, she knows this so why the **** does she try to phone me 15 minutes before I finish!!! She done this again on Thursday, I took the hump and didn't phone or text her back at on Thursday night. Woke up to 6 missed calls and 4 text messages between midnight and 1am, was getting royal pissed off at this point and then she phones me at work at half 10 followed by both her flatmate and best pal trying to phone 10 minutes after that! She is now the former Mrs Ribble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Peoples need to be 'different', whether it's what job they do, where to go on holiday, how to propose, go for dinner, where to go for a stag doo etc etc Don't get me wrong it's fine if people decide they want to become a goat herder rather than work in an office, if it's what they actually want to do, not just because it's ******* 'different'. There a loads of jobs to do or places to go that aren't different, just because a lot of people have done a job or gone to somewhere on holiday doesn't mean it's not good. Stop trying to be different just for the sake of being different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 White people with dreadlocks. Almost always bongo-playing, Forrest Road cafe loitering, sanctimonious creeps because they have nothing resembling a personality or identity of their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Peoples need to be 'different', whether it's what job they do, where to go on holiday, how to propose, go for dinner, where to go for a stag doo etc etc Don't get me wrong it's fine if people decide they want to become a goat herder rather than work in an office, if it's what they actually want to do, not just because it's ******* 'different'. There a loads of jobs to do or places to go that aren't different, just because a lot of people have done a job or gone to somewhere on holiday doesn't mean it's not good. Stop trying to be different just for the sake of being different. More often than not being "different" isn't really that different at all. Merely pretentious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 People who say 'Im loving it' after the McDonalds tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 More often than not being "different" isn't really that different at all. Merely pretentious. Indeed, it was the thread about a 21 yr old that was fed up with office work and want's an exciting and different job, fair enough if he was to ask what people liked about their particular job and then if there was anything that appealed to him then ask for more information. Just read as being more 'I want to do a job that none of my friends do so I can lord it over them about how courageous and different I am' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 People who kiss there dogs and let the mamky muts lick there face. Gives me the boak. Horrible!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 This **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 The fact that some certain supermarkets require you to put a ?1 coin or little token into the trolley before you can use the thing. All because Neds used to pinch the trolleys and leave them places. Neds GTF They still do, some **** has left 2 of them in my stair. And they are from Tesco who don't charge for carrier bags so it's not some cheapo git too tight to buy bags it's some moron who has bought too much stuff and couldn't carry it home without using the trolley. Neds in my stair GTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Dogs ... totally mhanky beasts full stop ... minging breath, slavering jowls, completely thick, need you to do everything for them. Whomever invented should have been terminated immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 People who say 'Im loving it' after the McDonalds tune. That is gigantically cringeworthy; what sort of reaction do you give them, if any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 The fact that some certain supermarkets require you to put a ?1 coin or little token into the trolley before you can use the thing. All because Neds used to pinch the trolleys and leave them places. Neds GTF I doubt it's that. ?1 is hardly a theft deterrent. I'd guess that it was to encourage your average Joe to put the trolley back rather than discard it at their parking spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Dogs ... totally mhanky beasts full stop ... minging breath, slavering jowls, completely thick, need you to do everything for them. Whomever invented should have been terminated immediately. Think Guide Dog owners would disagree with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 People who kiss there dogs and let the mamky muts lick there face. Gives me the boak. Horrible!!! People who don't know the difference between there and their. Gives me the boak. Horrible!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Think Guide Dog owners would disagree with that one. You're most likely spot on there however I'm sure they could have trained chimps or something ... least they could have made a cuppa or performed an entertaining jig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 You're most likely spot on there however I'm sure they could have trained chimps or something ... least they could have made a cuppa or performed an entertaining jig. But how would said blind person see the jig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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