Gorgiewave Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I just saw this picture in the paper. I immediately thought it was Bomber Brown, but it's 89-year-old George HW Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I can beat that, walked into the toilets at work and someone had left shite (a proper shite not a smear) on the seat! I avoid that toilet now never mind the cubicle How's life treating you working in HMP Polmont these days Malky?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I know you won't read this because it's boring, but all your posts are now history. Which is why no-one should read them. Because they're boring. My pet hate is people who don't get genius sarcasm on message boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I just saw this picture in the paper. I immediately thought it was Bomber Brown, but it's 89-year-old George HW Bush. Christ he doesn't look well there eh? Smiling or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 This tagging malarkey - WTF - if you're going to all the trouble of being a vandal at least be man enough to spray paint your own name. YEAH / MATE - what a load of bollox ! Those 2 little *******s should be killed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Christ he doesn't look well there eh? Smiling or not. http://news.sky.com/story/1120087/george-hw-bush-shaves-head-for-cancer-boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Christ he doesn't look well there eh? Smiling or not. Surely you realise that's George Bush senior? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 http://news.sky.com/story/1120087/george-hw-bush-shaves-head-for-cancer-boy Fair play to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 People that hate TV shows and then moan about them being rubbish. Just don't fecking watch them then! I probably find half the stuff that you watch is bollocks, but I don't go starting threads crying about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 The dog pissing on the sofa cause it woke up scared due to the thunder. And before you say it had been out a walk half an hour earlier and went for plenty pishes then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 The dog pissing on the sofa cause it woke up scared due to the thunder. And before you say it had been out a walk half an hour earlier and went for plenty pishes then. Sofa loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) Surely you realise that's George Bush senior? "89 year old George HW Bush"? Aye, I think I got who it was mate. :wiggo: http://news.sky.com/...-for-cancer-boy Hadn't heard about that. I stand by my statement Edited July 25, 2013 by Tommy Wiseau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 "89 year old George HW Bush"? Aye, I think I got who it was mate. :wiggo: OK; took a while to remember senior existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Couple of things today: 1./ Folk who stand right at the front of the discharge ramp at the baggage return carousel. GTF out the way. 2./ Chancers driving their 'disabled' buggies or whatever tae **** they're called. I'm heading home tomorrow and carrying about 40lbs of fruit and meat, crossing the road on the way back to the hotel and some boot in her motorizer zimmer cuts me off as I step onto the pavement. Just looks at me as if I've a second head. Piss off you auld *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Games for Mobile Phones - I'd rather pay a couple of quid to play a game as and when I want, rather than all this bull**** of having so many turns and then wait an hour for your 'energy to recharge' unless you want to pay loads of money every day to but 'energy' or 'gold' or whatever else they call it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 People that cannot spell Hearts players/managers/staff's names right. FFS, they represented the club, at least bother your arse to give them the respect and decency to spell their name correctly. It's not even hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Tram lines causing me to have a Tour de France style crash at Haymarket Yards. Thankfully me and bike are alright. People filming gigs on their phones. The boy that tells you how to save money on This Morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 People that cannot spell Hearts players/managers/staff's names right. FFS, they represented the club, at least bother your arse to give them the respect and decency to spell their name correctly. It's not even hard. Yeah you're right. Sick of cup winning captain zaliokas and manager paouolo sergio being disrespected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Yeah you're right. Sick of cup winning captain zaliokas and manager paouolo sergio being disrespected. Not to mention Meddy Towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 People who park a caravan on their drive and then park their cars on the pavement / road. Tinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Bursds that ask questions through the start of a film, when if they would STFU their questions would be answered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 People who park a caravan on their drive and then park their cars on the pavement / road. Tinks People who own a caravan. Tinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 People who own a caravan. Tinks People who live next to people with caravans. Tinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Fascione Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Car dealers. Give me strength. Chancers with a line or excuse for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Working in pubs during the festival . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Working in pubs during the festival . Festival bar staff. The ones in the 'pop up' venues. They're all ******* useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Festival bar staff. The ones in the 'pop up' venues. They're all ******* useless. Pretty much all festival staff are fecking useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The festival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The festival. Yep, it's shit living in a city that becomes the liveliest most interesting place in the world for a month a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Folk who force other folk to be sociable. I'm not sociable except with about three close friends and I don't want "random" or"spontaneous" anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 And the Festival and Fringe. Boring, mostly shite, stupid tourists, streets dark with buses nose to tail, being expected to think "humanity doing stuff" is interesting. Is it ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Folk who force other folk to be sociable. I'm not sociable except with about three close friends and I don't want "random" or"spontaneous" anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Yep, it's shit living in a city that becomes the liveliest most interesting place in the world for a month a year. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Folk who force other folk to be sociable. I'm not sociable except with about three close friends and I don't want "random" or"spontaneous" anything. Even sex with your bursd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) Barmen that put your change on the bar. Put it in my hand - or, if you must put it on the bar then make sure the bar is clean. EDIT: Anyone know why this has all filtered to the far right of the box? Edited August 5, 2013 by TheMaganator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 When buses don't turn up anywhere near the times they're supposed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 ***** moaning about the hot weather. Well its ******* pissing down now, that suit you all better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51 Shirts -Moments in Time Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Barmen that put your change on the bar. Put it in my hand - or, if you must put it on the bar then make sure the bar is clean. EDIT: Anyone know why this has all filtered to the far right of the box? to leave room for your change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Just remembered something which is fitting for today. Schoolkids opening their exam results on TV. Whether it be a special programme or the news it does my nut in. You never see anyone open theirs and say they have failed. Its just another addition to the 'Look at Me' society. PS I did well in my exams, never needed to tell anyone though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Just remembered something which is fitting for today. Schoolkids opening their exam results on TV. Whether it be a special programme or the news it does my nut in. You never see anyone open theirs and say they have failed. Its just another addition to the 'Look at Me' society. PS I did well in my exams, never needed to tell anyone though. Until now... Nah, on your point though - how exams seem to be so easy these days. Everyone getting loads of A* and what not. In my day, it was only the real brains that got straight As and the rest of us muddled through with Bs and Cs with the odd A thrown in for good measure. And I went to one of the better performing schools in Edinburgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Hive toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo McGee Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Exams aren't getting easier. The schools don't allow people to sit the exams if they think they will fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Just remembered something which is fitting for today. Schoolkids opening their exam results on TV. Whether it be a special programme or the news it does my nut in. You never see anyone open theirs and say they have failed. Its just another addition to the 'Look at Me' society. PS I did well in my exams, never needed to tell anyone though. A guy on the news had just failed when he opened his. Didn't matter though as he's got a job as a joiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Folk who force other folk to be sociable. I'm not sociable except with about three close friends and I don't want "random" or"spontaneous" anything. Fancy catching a show at the festival? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Benteke Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Having to repeat myself 3 or 4 times due to some English people having shitty hearing or just neglecting the fact there are other accents out there other than their own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Having to repeat myself 3 or 4 times due to some English people having shitty hearing or just neglecting the fact there are other accents out there other than their own Easily solved, nothing to do with hearing. They switch off when you mention hibs. Just change the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Buffalo wings. Buffalo's don't have wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Buffalo wings. Buffalo's don't have wings. Nope, but New York State does have a town called Buffalo where they cook chicken. I'll let you have fish fingers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Benteke Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Easily solved, nothing to do with hearing. They switch off when you mention hibs. Just change the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Buffalo wings. Buffalo's don't have wings. They are brilliant. The only seethe featuring buffalo wings is that you can't get them here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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