Morgan Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Ye can wink all ye like. I'm gonna find you and wee wee in yer taxi. All the way to Passorn. Then invite you in for a curry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 People when changing lane whilst driving indicate once then take the indicator off! It's ****ing dangerous you stupid cow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Folk (usually bursds) who are called Felicity but want to be called Flick. Ill write that in capital letters and leave no space between the L and the I. FLICK off! I'll call you by a proper name. If you want a nickname, let me make one up for you. Not a mainstream seethe, to be fair. But the boy (grown man) who wanted to be known as "Patch"... Oh FLICK right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I know of a bloke who is called Peachy. Feckin ridiculous. His real name isn't graeme is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I know of a bloke who is called Peachy. Feckin ridiculous. So do I. Is his real name Alex by any chance? Surname - Holstead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I know of a bloke who is called Peachy. Feckin ridiculous. It must be a reasonably common nickname. I used to know a Peachy (real name Richard). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I know of a bloke who is called Peachy. Feckin ridiculous. I'd accept that if it were a nickname among mates (surname Keane?) but if he introduces himself at job interviews as Peachy, he can eff right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Hahaha, so far four people appear to know a different person called peachy. Clearly more common than originally thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I used to know a guy called PJ, I suppose that could turn into Peachy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I used to know a guy called PJ, I suppose that could turn into Peachy Me too...Ethel Terrace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Lucky he isn't BJ then or that could be turned into Blow Job.Or beachy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I knew a guy called Peachy as well. It all stemmed from his total inability to grow more facial hair than that of a 12 year old girl. Peach Fuzz = Peachy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Lucky he isn't BJ then or that could be turned into Blow Job. I do actually have a mate who is only known as BJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Me too...Ethel Terrace? This is getting scary. Sure I know that name from a while back. How about a certain Nelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Not got a scooby mate. Standard reply from Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 This is getting scary. Sure I know that name from a while back. How about a certain Nelly? Nelly...hmm, what street did he live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 (edited) Nelly...hmm, what street did he live?That I'm not sure but his best mate was a tall thin guy called Johnny. He looked a bit like Jack Charlton. Nelly that is, not Johnny. Edited October 26, 2016 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 That I'm not sure but his best mate was a tall thin guy called Johnny. He looked a bit like Jack Charlton. Nelly that is, not Johnny. Not ringing any bells bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Not ringing any bells bud. Och well. At least I'm feeling safe about returning to Auld Reekie in January now. Suppose if you saw two guys and one of them looked like Jack Charlton you'd be hardly likely to forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Och well. At least I'm feeling safe about returning to Auld Reekie in January now. Suppose if you saw two guys and one of them looked like Jack Charlton you'd be hardly likely to forget. Thought you were here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Thought you were here? No, came back to France last Wednesday. Was in Edinburgh 10th to 19th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Harsh.........but true. This man takes it on the chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 WAS only known as BJ Poor guy. Like the Bond villains. What do you get if you cross Blofeld with Oddjob ? Feldodd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 No, came back to France last Wednesday. Was in Edinburgh 10th to 19th. Shocking, never even said hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Shocking, never even said hello. Ah peed in yer cab - d'ye no' remember? Ye went feckin batshit at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Ah peed in yer cab - d'ye no' remember? Ye went feckin batshit at me. You wouldn't be sitting in France right now if you had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 You wouldn't be sitting in France right now if you had I'm lying. In France that is. Not sitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 At my age it's chins my friend. Some folk have more chins than hairs Jonno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 French layabouts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 French layabouts Scottish folk that laze about France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Having to post on the Fitness thread, just to knock a post off the main page. Had to get an avatar off the main page, as it was doing my head in. Every time I was on, I kept going to flick that blooody insect off my screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 (edited) Having to post on the Fitness thread, just to knock a post off the main page. Had to get an avatar off the main page, as it was doing my head in. Every time I was on, I kept going to flick that blooody insect off my screen. Edited October 26, 2016 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Done that too Honestly bud, it was driving me nuts. I know what it is, but every now and then you'd go to wipe the screen and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Just in from work to discover my new boiler has been fitted and is working a treat. Though the engineer omitted to leave an instruction book for it. Then I tried to watch something on iplayer and couldn't get connected. Turns out the ****er has managed to snap off the connection point on my router where the cable goes in so I have no internet. Not as much as a note to mention it the useless *******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid Snake Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 (edited) Just in from work to discover my new boiler has been fitted and is working a treat. Though the engineer omitted to leave an instruction book for it. Then I tried to watch something on iplayer and couldn't get connected. Turns out the ****er has managed to snap off the connection point on my router where the cable goes in so I have no internet. Not as much as a note to mention it the useless *******. In my experience heating engineers are easily the most useless ***** in existence. Edited October 27, 2016 by Solid Snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Some feckin tree surgeons turned up at first light and started howking away at two beautiful conifers with a chainsaw belonging to the lassies next door. Then they put them through one of these machines that turns them into chips. What a feckin din. When I left to drive to work they were getting started on the lassies bushes and I hope to feck they get it all done today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Some feckin tree surgeons turned up at first light and started howking away at two beautiful conifers with a chainsaw belonging to the lassies next door. Then they put them through one of these machines that turns them into chips. What a feckin din. When I left to drive to work they were getting started on the lassies bushes and I hope to feck they get it all done today. Don't normally do this, but seeing as it's you Jonno... starting on the lassie next doors bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 To you and Salad Fingers. Thank Christ I kept quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Utter **** in the sauna at Nuffield tonight sitting picking his toenails, the death stare managed to stop him in his tracks though....disgusting, what goes through peoples minds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Another one, junkies in the chemist today, trying to kick off cos whatever they "needed" was a wee bit late.....bloody parasites....that nasally whiny voice...brings forth the rage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Utter **** in the sauna at Nuffield tonight sitting picking his toenails, the death stare managed to stop him in his tracks though....disgusting, what goes through peoples minds? What goes through peoples minds is a mystery to me too mate. I, on a daily basis, witness the most ridiculous things. People, in my opinion, are often disgusting and unbelievably crude and stupid. They only let themselves down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 What goes through peoples minds is a mystery to me too mate. I, on a daily basis, witness the most ridiculous things. People, in my opinion, are often disgusting and unbelievably crude and stupid. They only let themselves down. Sadly, your last comments there describe people perfectly....it is so frustrating that we can't recognise what is or is not acceptable behavour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Unrelated, though glad you posted. Booked Pod Wawlem in Krak?w, for our first night there. Looked it up on your recommendation. Looked good! I'll be on the seethe thread if it's shite though. (Keeps it on topic for everyone...) If it's shite, it will be your own fault..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Sadly, your last comments there describe people perfectly....it is so frustrating that we can't recognise what is or is not acceptable behavour... There are so many things that 'other people' do that make our blood boil. Often simple things that are mildly annoying or people who just blatantly (although we don't think they know they are doing it) being arseholes. I give you: spitting in the street, shouting at people in restaurants and bars, wearing hoods when it's warm/hot outside, hitting women, barging into folk in the street deliberately, drinking to get drunk then abusing folk...etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Nah, it does look good fair play. Massive portions. It'll do for me. The vomitory sink in the gents was funny...you might need it as the portions are huge....food is great though...****ing love Krakow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 The vomitory sink in the gents was funny...you might need it as the portions are huge....food is great though...******* love Krakow... Just realised, that might be off putting, it's a jokey quirky thing...ffs just go and enjoy the meal, which will be awesome.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Seen the pics of that on TA. TA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 TA? trip advisor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 trip advisor? Of course, too many wines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Seen the pics of that on TA. Try this restaurant, pod Aniolami, look it up on TA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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