iantjambo Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 People who take the "after eight" out of the wrapper/pouch thing but leave the wrapper/pouch in the box...........tossers. I'm going to confess to being one of those tossers. I do it with all boxes of chocolates, the wife goes ballistic at me for it. Still do it mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Really not sure how you're not divorced, mate. We could have a thread on the ups & downs of your daily relationship. We've actually got a great relationship believe it or not We drive each other nuts but wouldn't change a thing about each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 I'm going to confess to being one of those tossers. I do it with all boxes of chocolates, the wife goes ballistic at me for it. Still do it mind I hope you get piles!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 I hope you get piles!!! Aw that's harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 CRAMP!!!! Fecking he'll it was sore I get it in the same bit in the left leg, the inside of my left thigh above the knee and not as high as the groin, does anyone else get cramp in the same bit? Have I damaged that muscle in the past? Are damaged muscles more prone to get cramps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 CRAMP!!!! Fecking he'll it was sore I get it in the same bit in the left leg, the inside of my left thigh above the knee and not as high as the groin, does anyone else get cramp in the same bit? Have I damaged that muscle in the past? Are damaged muscles more prone to get cramps? I get it every now and again on my upper thigh, usually in the middle of the night. Hurts like a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 I get it every now and again on my upper thigh, usually in the middle of the night. Hurts like a bitch. That's karma for not taking the after eight packets out the box, that's what that is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 That's her stabbing you with a tiny little needle. It's her way of getting you back, for being a James Hunt with the After 8's... Edit: Dawn & I are on the same page, it seems. Hmm there may be some truth in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 (edited) It's funny, I've not had cramp for months, I'd just finished and I mean just, given my son the news he's grounded and no clay pigeon shooting for him next weekend, he had been a wee twat mind you, he had just closed the living room and not got up two stairs and Whamo!!!!! Cramp!!! Karma? Edited November 19, 2016 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 We've actually got a great relationship believe it or not We drive each other nuts but wouldn't change a thing about each other. Beautiful. Love is wonderful. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Be more considerate to her feelings. Oral usually helps. Don't share your chocolate, for Christ's sake! Only if she's more considerate to my feelings as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Opened up a pizza to put in the oven and all the meatballs were in the same place like they were having a meeting. Same deal with the hallypenoes (I've spelt them this way so you annoying ***** that don't know how to pronounce it can actually say it right!). Says on the box to arrange the topping. If I wanted arrange my own pizza I wouldn't be buying a pre made one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertonian_ii01 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Whilst we've been talking about roundabouts. The biggest ##### are the people who approach the Cameron Toll roundabout from Dalkeith rd and can't be bothered waiting like the rest of us respectful motorists and go down the right lane and then bring the roundabout to a standstill forcing there way in to go up Old Dalkeith rd. #####, happens every day.I couldn't agree more. They just stick on the indicators and expect you to jam on the brakes and say 'after you' absolute wankers Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Opened up a pizza to put in the oven and all the meatballs were in the same place like they were having a meeting. Same deal with the hallypenoes (I've spelt them this way so you annoying ***** that don't know how to pronounce it can actually say it right!). Says on the box to arrange the topping. If I wanted arrange my own pizza I wouldn't be buying a pre made one! Hallapenyoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Hallapenyoes. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Hallapenyoes. I'd always presumed it was hallapenyos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I'd always presumed it was hallapenyos. Course it is, what kind of annoying ***** doesn't know how to pronounce that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Sister in law says Halley penis. Mind you, she's got previous on things like Tina Marie liquour, Anus Anus perfume, Manzilla olives.. Actually, the list is endless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 (edited) Hallapenyoes. That works better, couldn't get it right in my head how to spell it phonetically through the red wine. I don't mind people not sounding like they're Mexican, I just can't stand the mispronunciation of the J. Edited November 20, 2016 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Mrs giving me grief for putting a can of coke in the freezer and forgetting about it! Look on 'yay' thread for second part! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I had 8 pints last night and woke up with the worst hangover ever. Been hungover all day. 8 pints!!!! I'm losing my touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Mrs giving me grief Fixed that for my seethe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Going to visit my dad and the stepmother nipping ma heid, NIGHTMARE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 let down by one team on a 4 team accumulator. ?345 from a ?5 bet. Villarreal, not the first time this season that those ***** have shafted me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I had 8 pints last night and woke up with the worst hangover ever. Been hungover all day. 8 pints!!!! I'm losing my touch. 8 pints Baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Had a few beers but nonetheless how many fecking hangers on do you need on a TV show these days. Daughters got I'm a celebrity on and there's 4, yes 4, utterly useless ****ing parasites bouncing around at the end hosting some kind of spin off. Spitting feathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I had 8 pints last night and woke up with the worst hangover ever. Been hungover all day. 8 pints!!!! I'm losing my touch. Did that a few weeks ago. Few games of pool, few beers and then Sunday on the sofa during an international weekend. Eight beers used to be a pre match or quiet night. Sheesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I had 8 pints last night and woke up with the worst hangover ever. Been hungover all day. 8 pints!!!! I'm losing my touch. Did that a few weeks ago. Few games of pool, few beers and then Sunday on the sofa during an international weekend. Eight beers used to be a pre match or quiet night. Sheesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Did that a few weeks ago. Few games of pool, few beers and then Sunday on the sofa during an international weekend. Eight beers used to be a pre match or quiet night. Sheesh I could do 8 pints now adays but I'd be pished and would need a day off next day, I shite getting old!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I could do 8 pints now adays but I'd be pished and would need a day off next day, I shite getting old!!! Me too. Honestly felt Eartha Kitt last Sunday. Lost a whole day just lying on the sofa. Eight pints! Upside is I'm a cheap night out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 ?140 for two ****ing Bruno Mars tickets. Raging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Seethin at myself for being a prat last night, sorry folks, auld goat needs to behave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Seethin at myself for being a prat last night, sorry folks, auld goat needs to behave. Ohhhh what did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) That works better, couldn't get it right in my head how to spell it phonetically through the red wine. I don't mind people not sounding like they're Mexican, I just can't stand the mispronunciation of the J. It's the mixing that irritates me. Most folk say "halapeenos", which isn't right in any language. It's either "halapenyos", the Spanish way, or "jalapenos", with a j as in Jambo, which is right in English pronunciation. Pick one and stick with it! Edited November 21, 2016 by A Boy Named Crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I think we need a 'Confessions' thread given the goings on on here recently. Anyone like to start? I once dumped a bucket of frogs into the "drop off" box at Blockbusters Video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I think we need a 'Confessions' thread given the goings on on here recently. Anyone like to start? See the 'Being Shan' thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Ohhhh what did you do? Getting a bit political, had a bad day, no excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Getting a bit political, had a bad day, no excuse. Will be forgotten about. All done it. Dont worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Got a lot going on wi ma dad, hes not great but no excuse, had a few bevies last night, aye um a mup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Will be forgotten about. All done it. Dont worry. Thanks, worry , ma middle name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Sony. Useless mofo's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Bought a second hand car in July, just had it MOT'd and it's conveniently failed on about the only thing not covered by my MOT cover I got. Christmas is cancelled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 An old work friend has just put pictures on Facebook of her Christmas tree. Christmas trees, in people's houses, should never be put up before December! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 An old work friend has just put pictures on Facebook of her Christmas tree. Christmas trees, in people's houses, should never be put up before December!Ours always goes up on the long weekend at the end of November, which is this weekend. Cannae wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 An old work friend has just put pictures on Facebook of her Christmas tree. Christmas trees, in people's houses, should never be put up before December! Not before the 15th. Down by January 6th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Last year I got away with putting the tree up on the 22nd and had it down by hogmanay, result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 This year not putting a tree up at all* as we are off to Gran Canaria on Xmas Eve and the cats would destroy it when we were away. *unless the burds has a flakey about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Fed up hearing about Christmas already. Wish I could hibernate until January. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) People pushing infront of me when waiting for buses makes me seethe. It's especially annoying when I've been waiting ages then someone comes and stands right at the front of a clear queue with absolutely no regard for anyone else. Folk that sit with their bag on the seat next to them on a busy bus are rude as well. I hate leaving the house now as everyday I seem to lose a little more respect for my fellow humankind. Edited November 23, 2016 by Carl Weathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 The vast array of tropical diseases my boy keeps bringing back from nursery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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