Unknown user Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I'd love to see the statistics. Go on, humour me. Humour you? No ta, I've only got a couple of days to spare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Loads of adverts on my FB page, meet lonely woman, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 (edited) Loads of adverts on my FB page, meet lonely woman, It's based on your Google searches Mine are all adverts, in Polish, for meeting Polish women in the UK Edited November 1, 2016 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Poppy police.That time of year again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Having just returned from Florida and spending a couple of days at Universal, I've got a list as long as my arm. Grown ups in Harry Potter gowns with wands doing spells GTF $16 for a draught Bud Light in my hotel- GTF Being informed that the 18% gratuity was already added as if they're doing you a favour. For opening a bottle of beer? GTF On the other hand, beautiful American alternative hipster girls dressed up as that Joker's girlfriend character - not so bad. seriously? where the hell was that? it's not even $16 at nfl/mlb games which are usually the most ridiculously expensive. BTW, i can't give you any sympathy given you chose to drink bud light. It's not even beer tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) 25? for a Magnum ice cream. One feckin Magnum lolly Edited November 2, 2016 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Some ***** has been stealing money from the wife's credit card and been using it, amongst other things, joining dating sites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Some ***** has been stealing money from the wife's credit card and been using it, amongst other things, joining dating sites! Aye, "Some *****" - man up and tell her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Some ***** has been stealing money from the wife's credit card and been using it, amongst other things, joining dating sites! http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/162567-online-dating/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/162567-online-dating/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 It's a daft seethe really but folks who go on forums or social media and ask daft stuff like - what bus goes from Linlithgow to the airport - what time is x on at the Odeon - is the Lucky Star Chinese open on Xmas day In the time it's taken you to type the question you could have found out for yourself. Take some responsibility and stop being so fecking lazy. Sums up a large portion of todays society. Want it on a plate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Some ***** has been stealing money from the wife's credit card and been using it, amongst other things, joining dating sites! Happened to me a couple of years ago. I'd paid for something online and my details were pinched and used to set up a direct debit. Being the kind of numpty that never checks their bank statements this went on for 9 months at ?30 a month. I got the cash back but had a very uncomfortable meeting with the guy in the bank when he had to explain that the money was for "specialist" dating sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablo Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 seriously? where the hell was that? it's not even $16 at nfl/mlb games which are usually the most ridiculously expensive. BTW, i can't give you any sympathy given you chose to drink bud light. It's not even beer tbh. Hard Rock hotel. Tbh, the first one was $16 and then the refills were $12. That's not including the State tax and the 18% gratuity either. In true Scotsman style my brother crossed an 8 lane motorway walked 2 blocks and back with no pavements in 90f heat to get beer, wine and vodka from a shop. Good lad that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 People that call themselves "dog parents". Just saw a post on FB that starts with "being a dog parent..." YOU'RE NOT A PARENT, IT'S A DOG! YOU'RE A DOG OWNER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 People that call themselves "dog parents". Just saw a post on FB that starts with "being a dog parent..." YOU'RE NOT A PARENT, IT'S A DOG! YOU'RE A DOG OWNER!! Maybe she's a bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Got a cold. It's crap. Coughing like a chainsmoker and can't get a heat in me. Blaming everyone at work, my office is like a germ factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 People that call themselves "dog parents". Just saw a post on FB that starts with "being a dog parent..." YOU'RE NOT A PARENT, IT'S A DOG! YOU'RE A DOG OWNER!! Dog owns the human more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 People that offer you their left hand when going to shake hands. So unprofessional. I can understand if they physically can't offer you a right hand, but if you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Royal Mail seem to have "lost " a package I have been waiting a week for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Royal Mail seem to have "lost " a package I have been waiting a week for. Postie away with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 People that offer you their left hand when going to shake hands. So unprofessional. I can understand if they physically can't offer you a right hand, but if you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. When I did sword fencing as a kid we were taught to shake with out left to avoid bad losers trying to crush your hand. Is their hand shaking rules? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 When I did sword fencing as a kid we were taught to shake with out left to avoid bad losers trying to crush your hand. Is their hand shaking rules? Is it not because you were holding a sword in your right hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid Snake Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Is it not because you were holding a sword in your right hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 When I did sword fencing as a kid we were taught to shake with out left to avoid bad losers trying to crush your hand. Is their hand shaking rules? I always assumed you don't shake with your left because it's the hand you wipe your arse with Seriously though, I hate the awkwardness of someone offering you a left handed hand shake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I always assumed you don't shake with your left because it's the hand you wipe your arse with Seriously though, I hate the awkwardness of someone offering you a left handed hand shake. You wipe with your left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 You wipe with your left?[emoji38] That was my first thought! Surely it depends of if u are right or left handed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Postie away with it Well if you see the Postie with a pair of Eye Protection Goggles on let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 You wipe with your left? Wipe with your left and eat with your right. Or at least that's the rule in eastern society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Wipe with your left and eat with your right. Or at least that's the rule in eastern society.I didn't know that! Thank God for western cutlery, toilet roll and soap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Wipe with your left and eat with your right. Or at least that's the rule in eastern society. BTW see when you say eastern society, is that Joppa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Wipe with your left and eat with your right. Or at least that's the rule in eastern society. My old man used to tell me about getting funny looks when he worked in the middle east as he's left handed and naturally held out his left hand for shaking when he first went there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I always assumed you don't shake with your left because it's the hand you wipe your arse with Seriously though, I hate the awkwardness of someone offering you a left handed hand shake. You could avoid that awkward left shake by finishing wiping your arse before shaking hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 It shouldn't matter a toss as long as you wash your hands after wiping the old Bourneville Boulevard. Bourneville. Crivvens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Might be on my own here but I tend to use toilet paper to wipe my arse , but I suppose each to their own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Might be on my own here but I tend to use toilet paper to wipe my arse , but I suppose each to their own How very bourgeois. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 How very bourgeois.Very Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Might be on my own here but I tend to use toilet paper to wipe my arse , but I suppose each to their own Right hand for me like, standing up. But, hey ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Right hand for me like, standing up. But, hey ho. Save money on toilet tissue. 1/Rip off one segment of tissue paper, 2/Push finger through segment, 3/Wipe arse with finger, 4/Pull tissue off finger, 5/Repeat, 6/Scrub that finger until it shines like so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Save money on toilet tissue. 1/Rip off one segment of tissue paper, 2/Push finger through segment, 3/Wipe arse with finger, 4/Pull tissue off finger, 5/Repeat, 6/Scrub that finger until it shines like so IMG_2334.JPG Damn you! Tried that this morning, got distracted on way to bathroom sink, ate morning croissant. You can guess the rest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 England 3 - 0 Scotland, never mind, Nicola Sturgon has said she doesn't accept the score and another game will be played soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 England 3 - 0 Scotland, never mind, Nicola Sturgon has said she doesn't accept the score and another game will be played soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Didn't expect to be the first to mention our national team tonight but yeah, them. I'm so fed up of the inevitable "ach they tried, better next time" style post-mortems. The soul searching and the psychobabble. I'm just tired of the same gubbins over and over again. Im rejecting the seethe and going straight to denial. Tonight didn't happen. Domestic league football is just on a wee holiday. Even the endless ROBBIE OOT chat is more bearable than the aftermath of a(nother) Scotland fail. [emoji19] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Didn't expect to be the first to mention our national team tonight but yeah, them. I'm so fed up of the inevitable "ach they tried, better next time" style post-mortems. The soul searching and the psychobabble. I'm just tired of the same gubbins over and over again. Im rejecting the seethe and going straight to denial. Tonight didn't happen. Domestic league football is just on a wee holiday. Even the endless ROBBIE OOT chat is more bearable than the aftermath of a(nother) Scotland fail. [emoji19] I'm not even a fan of the national team but even I cringe when I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simo Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 (edited) Waking up at 3am cause of the noise of the rain outside and then not being able to get back to sleep. Edited November 12, 2016 by Simo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Waking up at 3am cause of the noise of the rain outside and then not being able to get back to sleep. That's one of the most soothing sounds on the planet. Love lying in bed and hearing the rain batter down during the night. Think it might be because my room was a loft conversion growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 (edited) That's one of the most soothing sounds on the planet. Love lying in bed and hearing the rain batter down during the night. Think it might be because my room was a loft conversion growing up.^ This is correct. Also when it rains, there are no arsehole smokers shouting outside at 3am, asking each other if they'd prefer the runs or constipation. Complete and utter scumbags the lot of them. Edited November 12, 2016 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 That's one of the most soothing sounds on the planet. Love lying in bed and hearing the rain batter down during the night. Think it might be because my room was a loft conversion growing up. I completely agree, I love waking up with the rain battering down and curling back up in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 ^ This is correct. Also when it rains, there are no arsehole smokers shouting outside at 3am, asking each other if they'd prefer the runs or constipation. Complete and utter scumbags the lot of them. They actually ask each other that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 They actually ask each other that? Hmm I feel a JKB poll coming on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Hmm I feel a JKB poll coming on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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