Morgan Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Fatties. Incredible the weight that some folk reach. How do they let themselves get in such a state? I mean, they must be making a conscious effort to consume as much food as possible to maintain such a weight. It can't be a simple case of letting themselves go now and then, they have to be making a genuine attempt to get to that weight. Sickening. Too lazy to even walk up a single flight of stairs, not like those 10 calories they'd burn would make a difference though so fair enough. It's disgusting and puts a strain on the health service. It's all about people not being allowed to eat what they want with you isn't it? Each to their own and all that eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockcroc Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Surely you're not talking about Rangers again? Get it up them and that but it's time to focus on my team, you had you're day in the sun at the derby a few weeks ago, Hearts don't play them for another few weeks and I'm hoping for a similar result you dished out to them. So I'm on topic - Celtic and Rangers fans/ stalkers on kickback. It's a Hearts forum, away to your own sites if you want to discuss your mutant clubs. Well said, it annoys me that we've lost 2nd place in the league when a draw would have been better for us, some people are actually delighted that we've fallen down the league. Why not concentrate on your own club first, very hibsesque behaviour indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Getting back to work after two weeks off and having to deal with all the shite folk have dragged their arse on for that time. I've raised it with my boss though so here's hoping it goes some way to casting off the dead weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockcroc Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 People who bang on about Brexin, you've had your chance you lost get over it. I voted to remain, you might be old enough to vote at the next election,SNP no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I voted to remain, you might be old enough to vote at the next election,SNP no doubt.old enough Not really bothered what you voted mate. No matter what I or anyone else votes, win or lose, you just need to accept it and move on. I don't know if your trying to insinuate that anyone voting SNP must be a child, but if so, then a childish post imo. Also, you might think that you know how I'll vote at the next election, but your way off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Well said, it annoys me that we've lost 2nd place in the league when a draw would have been better for us, some people are actually delighted that we've fallen down the league. Why not concentrate on your own club first, very hibsesque behaviour indeed. That was my thinking, a draw and we stay second, think ive mentioned this 3 times now. The aberdeen love in on here is strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 It's all about people not being allowed to eat what they want with you isn't it? Each to their own and all that eh? Food glorious food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockcroc Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 old enough Not really bothered what you voted mate. No matter what I or anyone else votes, win or lose, you just need to accept it and move on. I don't know if your trying to insinuate that anyone voting SNP must be a child, but if so, then a childish post imo. Also, you might think that you know how I'll vote at the next election, but your way off. I'm with you on that, a referendum means you only get 1 chance and if the vote doesn't go your way then tough, you just need to accept it and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 old enough Not really bothered what you voted mate. No matter what I or anyone else votes, win or lose, you just need to accept it and move on. I don't know if your trying to insinuate that anyone voting SNP must be a child, but if so, then a childish post imo. Also, you might think that you know how I'll vote at the next election, but your way off. Votes Green NAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Votes Green NAP You got me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Mrs decided to finally try out the slow cooker her parents had bought her years ago. She stocked up on several bottles of red wine last weekend however waited until today try one of the recipes out and was fuming that none had survived Now technically I should have posted this into the 'yay' thread however I've just had my tea and safe to say it was lacking in the taste department! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Mrs decided to finally try out the slow cooker her parents had bought her years ago. She stocked up on several bottles of red wine last weekend however waited until today try one of the recipes out and was fuming that none had survived Now technically I should have posted this into the 'yay' thread however I've just had my tea and safe to say it was lacking in the taste department! Well, you can't have your wine and drink it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Well, you can't have your wine and drink it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Hearts not having an anthem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Hearts not having an anthem. What this needs to be sorted asap...maybe you should start a thread and we could find a pop song with a catchy(or not) tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 What this needs to be sorted asap...maybe you should start a thread and we could find a pop song with a catchy(or not) tune. Paddy Stanton - Young Hearts run free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Golf Umbrellas for walking down the street. Just **** right off you cretins. It's just rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 It's all about people not being allowed to eat what they want with you isn't it? Each to their own and all that eh? Fat guy type post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) Fitbits...just bought one two days ago...what a lot of shoite. Says I've done about two thousands steps and climbed 84 flights of stairs before I leave the house in the morning. Records every fek'n arm movement as a step. And before any smart erse's say it... 1/ I live in a main door 2/ I wasn't doing that Edited September 29, 2016 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Fitbits...just bought one two days ago...what a lot of shoite. Says I've done about two thousands steps and climbed 84 flights of stairs before I leave the house in the morning. Records every fek'n arm movement as a step. And before any smart erse's say it... 1/ I live in a main door 2/ I wasn't doing that I bought fitbit a few years ago. Same issues as yourself. Binned it shortly after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I bought fitbit a few years ago. Same issues as yourself. Binned it shortly after. It's going straight back to the shop mate. Doesn't do what it says on the tin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I don't know if certain of my colleagues feel that they're missing out by not being given a running commentary on whatever task I happen to be engaged in, but I wouldn't feel I was missing out if they refrained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Fat guy type post. If you could see me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Tubes in an argument who trawl out the line "I used to be in the police'. Good for you ya plum, does that make you someone special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Fitbits...just bought one two days ago...what a lot of shoite. Says I've done about two thousands steps and climbed 84 flights of stairs before I leave the house in the morning. Records every fek'n arm movement as a step. And before any smart erse's say it... 1/ I live in a main door 2/ I wasn't doing that Fitbit is shite. We walked 7km and the feckin thing said we had done 3057 steps. We were like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 If you could see me.... Through my telescope from the moon, yes I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Tubes in an argument who trawl out the line "I used to be in the police'. Good for you ya plum, does that make you someone special. Policeman in my house who looked about 14, saw the Hearts 1996 League cup final picture on my wall and, when I wasn't backing down to him said "so do you support the Hearts then 'mate'? Wife and I were like actually officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Through my telescope from the moon, yes I canimage.jpeg Can't believe you look that good yourself Gabriel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Wright Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Fitbit is shite. We walked 7km and the feckin thing said we had done 3057 steps. We were like I've got a Garmin Vivosmart Hr and it seems pretty accurate. You need to set up your stride length and running stride etc. Not sure if Fitbit has that option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I've got a Garmin Vivosmart Hr and it seems pretty accurate. You need to set up your stride length and running stride etc. Not sure if Fitbit has that option? No, not the running option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 So (just to annoy the people who hate sentences started with so) there I was waiting to be served at the supermarket check-out behind some bird with a trolley load to feed an army. A couple of other people join the queue and a member of staff comes over to say a new check-out has been opened - but she tells the people behind me and not the one who has been waiting longest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 No, not the running option. I can change stride length with my fitbit. I think you can only do it using the PC app, with your fitbit connected to your PC by bluetooth. Using this you go to Account and stride length is in Advanced settings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I've got the equivalent to a "fitbit", the wife got me it for my Christmas last year from Aulds the bakers, a "fatgit" apparently I'm at the Olympic standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I've got the equivalent to a "fitbit", the wife got me it for my Christmas last year from Aulds the bakers, a "fatgit" apparently I'm at the Olympic standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Rain face. People in public who pull a stupid grimace when it starts to rain a wee bit. There is absolutely no reason to do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 (edited) Rain face. People in public who pull a stupid grimace when it starts to rain a wee bit. There is absolutely no reason to do this. https://vine.co/v/OleT00FInJ6 Edited October 1, 2016 by GlasgoJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Golf fans from the USA. "get in the hole" "cheeseburger" "other random nonsense" Pricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Wee man broke the PS3 disc reader on Thursday morning/night Fifa 17 arrives on Friday, canny play it. Saw the deals about the ?149 PS4 and Fifa 17 and COULD Have ordered one online, but having other things to pay for didn't as didn't think I could A) afford it B ) think she would agree So we were talking yesterday and I said I was returning the Fifa as it was useless and she said well "why don't u buy a new PlayStation? But not a second hand one get a new one.. When I told her about the deal she said go for it! Needless to say they are all sold out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockcroc Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 People over the age of 16 that do high fives really get on my tits ****ing grow up especially people in their 40's and 50's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 People over the age of 16 that do high fives really get on my tits ******* grow up especially people in their 40's and 50's. Unfortunately for me, my neighbour does this every time we meet him. He's 73. Apart from that he's a great guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 People over the age of 16 that do high fives really get on my tits ******* grow up especially people in their 40's and 50's. I high five my 5 year old son. Is this acceptable behaviour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 I high five my 5 year old son. Is this acceptable behaviour? Love a high five, you're all good in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 (edited) Love a high five, you're all good in my book. Edited October 2, 2016 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 I high five my 5 year old son. Is this acceptable behaviour? Good God, yes, I'd stop when he gets to 12/13 though, Un cool after that imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 (edited) THE CITY ****ING BYPASS. AN ABSOLUTE ****ING JOKE. WHY AREN'T THERE THREE ****ING LANES!!!!? RAGING. Edited October 3, 2016 by Jambos_1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Folk in my work telling me the hoover is broken after sucking up a lighter. tends to jam with loss of suction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 THE CITY ******* BYPASS. AN ABSOLUTE ******* JOKE. WHY AREN'T THERE THREE ******* LANES!!!!? RAGING. Why are you typing on your phone whilst driving on the two lane city bypass. agree with you though...not fit for purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Unfortunately for me, my neighbour does this every time we meet him. He's 73. Apart from that he's a great guy. Maybe you and the wife should think about moving in to a different retirement home then bud...just a suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 When people start threads on here with just a persons name. Browsing this morning thinking Edgaras Jankauskas had died ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Maybe you and the wife should think about moving in to a different retirement home then bud...just a suggestion. Pished ma undies there Gabriel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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