The Internet Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 (edited) Low of 8c forecast tomorrow #pray4madvladsdad Edited September 21, 2016 by Mauricio Pinilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I'm with you Ian. Bloody weird creatures. Enjoy the peace and quiet while you can. Soon she'll be twittering all the usual pish of the day and making your ears bleed. My late father in law used to take out his hearing aid and would just sit there smiling whilst the MIL ranted on. Never ever heard him answer back once or argue. All yea dear stuff. Soon as she was out it was 'that will be ******* right' Quality old chap She only started talking to me again yesterday. I don't mind the peace and quiet but the atmosphere in the house was crap. All over nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 She only started talking to me again yesterday. I don't mind the peace and quiet but the atmosphere in the house was crap. All over nothing Maybe she was annoyed at the fact you were pished at 5.30 in the morning Well that's what time your update states anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 It was bloody cold!! Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Heating on! Going to Ibiza early tomorrow morning lads. ****ing heating on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 (edited) Those Glade plug-in thingys Having a wee battle with my wife - she insists on having them on all day and i nip round the gaff unplugging them at every opportunity. They give me a bloody headache. And I am sure they are not safe - they are feckin roasting when I unplug them Edited September 21, 2016 by Maiden Gorgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 She only started talking to me again yesterday. I don't mind the peace and quiet but the atmosphere in the house was crap. All over nothing Usually is all over nothing. When you read about guys having affairs all over the place and their wives taking them back, and then yours gives you the deep freeze treatment because you've turned off the Glade plug in, you do wonder what life's come to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Those Glade plug-in thingys Having a wee battle with my wife - she insists on having them on all day and i nip round the gaff unplugging them at every opportunity. They give me a bloody headache. And I am sure they are not safe - they are feckin roasting when I unplug them Mosquito plug-ins. My wife plugs these feckers in every night. They are not safe as they get so hot. Fair play to her though - she is a mosquito magnet - the wee *******s don't come near me as my blood is so shite because I have gout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 She only started talking to me again yesterday. I don't mind the peace and quiet but the atmosphere in the house was crap. All over nothing Ian mate? It's usually over nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Mosquito plug-ins. My wife plugs these feckers in every night. They are not safe as they get so hot. Fair play to her though - she is a mosquito magnet - the wee *******s don't come near me as my blood is so shite because I have gout. Shouldn't really laugh at that mate but I did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Shouldn't really laugh at that mate but I did No probs mate! It was sore as feck at first but now that it's sorted I'm as sound as a pound. 26 feckin years mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 No probs mate! It was sore as feck at first but now that it's sorted I'm as sound as a pound. 26 feckin years mind Glad it's sorted. The plug-ins cure it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 (edited) Mosquito's! They just got a brief mention. I bad word hate these things more than wasps. Every other hour last night I was woken to what sounded like an F1 car in my ear. Could I find the *******?! Why does it have to be invisible? I live in Berkshire, not bloody Morocco! Edited September 21, 2016 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 (edited) Maybe she was annoyed at the fact you were pished at 5.30 in the morning Well that's what time your update states anyway! She was drinking with me Usually is all over nothing. When you read about guys having affairs all over the place and their wives taking them back, and then yours gives you the deep freeze treatment because you've turned off the Glade plug in, you do wonder what life's come to.Tell me about it. I'm a bloody good guy and I treat her like royalty but because I apparently said something which I later back tracked on I was in the dog house. She was banging on about how if I "lied about something so stupid then how canI trust you over anything". I've never lied to her in my puff. F***** arsehole Edited September 21, 2016 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 She was drinking with me Tell me about it. I'm a bloody good guy and I treat her like royalty but because I apparently said something which I later back tracked on I was in the dog house. She was banging on about how if I "lied about something so stupid then how canI trust you over anything". I've never lied to her in my puff. ****** arsehole Women pished and being arsehole shocker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Women pished and being arsehole shocker True but she's normally returned to an acceptable level arseholiness by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Those Glade plug-in thingys Having a wee battle with my wife - she insists on having them on all day and i nip round the gaff unplugging them at every opportunity. They give me a bloody headache. And I am sure they are not safe - they are feckin roasting when I unplug them I hate those things. My mum buys them for their house, they are definitely not safe. A few years ago I took one out to charge my phone. left the phone and the plug in sitting on the wee table thing and at some point the plug in fell over and leaked it's toxic contents all over the table and into my phone. I am not joking when I say it basically melted all the inside of my phone, all the wee screws fell apart and that was it, the phone was buggered. I can't begin to think what your breathing in with they things. I'm not sure if the diffuser things are any better but they certainly look safer with those wee sticks in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The cold. Not the temperature but the sore throat, running nose, etc I have woken up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 People who drink slowly when you're all out to get pished. If it takes you longer than 10 minutes to drink a pint, **** off and go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 10 minutes a pint? You drink 6 pints per hour? Sounds like you have a drinking problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I don't get why someone else's drinking speed would bother you anyway. Just don't do rounds with them and drink at your own pace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Tian are you not in Dundee. 10 mins a pint is pretty civilised there to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 10 minutes a pint? You drink 6 pints per hour? Sounds like you have a drinking problem. Aye, the problem is with slow drinkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Tian are you not in Dundee. 10 mins a pint is pretty civilised there to be honest. The civilized part is drinking an actual pint, and not just doing the usual thing of slurping the overspill tray from behind the bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I don't get why someone else's drinking speed would bother you anyway. Just don't do rounds with them and drink at your own pace.I usually drink slower than my mates. They try and take the piss but they're the ones with the problem, not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 10 mins a pint! I average about 40mins when with my mates, but when I'm with my workmates the average of about 30mins sees me switching to shorts after the first couple of hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 10 mins a pint! I average about 40mins when with my mates, but when I'm with my workmates the average of about 30mins sees me switching to shorts after the first couple of hours! 40 minutes to drink 1 pint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 (edited) 40 minutes to drink 1 pint? Probably uses a straw. Edited September 22, 2016 by Ryan Jarman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Well she's finally realised that she might have over reacted a tad (no shit) and has been very apologetic today. Make up sex could be on the cards tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Updates. Actually, no. Don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Update mid flow, there's a challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Update mid flow, there's a challenge The update is coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 The update is coming. Periscope? Kodi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 He must be knackered, long night of passion, no update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Good lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 ****ing gesture controls on my phone. I'm with friends/at work/anywhere and all of a sudden a frickin Disney song starts playing (my two year old loves Disney songs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 ******* gesture controls on my phone. I'm with friends/at work/anywhere and all of a sudden a frickin Disney song starts playing (my two year old loves Disney songs). Please tell me you're changing the subject here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 People who insist on crossing the road in front of you when there is either a zebra crossing or traffic lights 20 yards up the road. LAZY WANKSTAINS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 People who insist on crossing the road in front of you when there is either a zebra crossing or traffic lights 20 yards up the road. LAZY WANKSTAINS!! Witness this everyday, auld dear stood in the middle of the road for 5 mins with heavy traffic on both sides. Pedestrian crossing was 20 yards away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockcroc Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 People who bang on about Scottish independence, you've had your chance you lost get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 People who bang on about Scottish independence, you've had your chance you lost get over it. good post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 People who bang on about Scottish independence, you've had your chance you lost get over it. This. When they said it wad a "once in a generation" vote, were they referring to human generations or insect generations? Would seem it's the latter given that they're calling for another vote so soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Welts who can't drive on the bypass/motorway properly. Feckin move inside instead of sitting in the fast lane at 60mph , causing a queue to form when you have acres of room in front of you to get up to speed. It also causes the inside lane to slow down and clog up as drivers get frustrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Celebrity worshipers them and Royal family admirers. Give me the creeps all of them. They have no self respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 When your team loses to a last minute free kick to slump to 7th in the league probably made a few folk seethe on here today. :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 When your team loses to a last minute free kick to slump to 7th in the league probably made a few folk seethe on here today. :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st1874 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 (edited) When your team loses to a last minute free kick to slump to 7th in the league probably made a few folk seethe on here today. :'>Surely you're not talking about Rangers again? Get it up them and that but it's time to focus on my team, you had you're day in the sun at the derby a few weeks ago, Hearts don't play them for another few weeks and I'm hoping for a similar result you dished out to them. So I'm on topic - Celtic and Rangers fans/ stalkers on kickback. It's a Hearts forum, away to your own sites if you want to discuss your mutant clubs. Edited September 25, 2016 by st1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 People who bang on about Scottish independence, you've had your chance you lost get over it. People who bang on about Brexin, you've had your chance you lost get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid Snake Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Fatties. Incredible the weight that some folk reach. How do they let themselves get in such a state? I mean, they must be making a conscious effort to consume as much food as possible to maintain such a weight. It can't be a simple case of letting themselves go now and then, they have to be making a genuine attempt to get to that weight. Sickening. Too lazy to even walk up a single flight of stairs, not like those 10 calories they'd burn would make a difference though so fair enough. It's disgusting and puts a strain on the health service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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