2NaFish Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Christmas Markets - Absolutely shite, all the same and packed full of arseholes. Avoid at all costs. Pulled pork - I actually really like it when it's done well. It rarely is though. How good is pizza hut pulled pork really likely to be? Just **** off. The London Underground - Not really the London Underground, just the people who travel on it. Slow, self-obsessed, mannerless dicks with no thoughts of anyone but themselves. Imagine having to do that every day.....no wonder they act like dicks. People who walk looking at the internet on their phones. Look where you're going you knob. Numbers 1 and combine on argyle street in glasgow to a glorious seethe fest for me on a daily basis. They've taken one of glasgow widest, and busiest, shopping thoroughfares and stuck two rows of german market cabins selling crap food at ?7 a pop and the same generic xmas tat that i didnt want 7 years ago when they started. All of which culminates in a horrific bottleneck which is just about passable were it not for zoomers staring at their phones. I've started letting them walk in to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 Numbers 1 and combine on argyle street in glasgow to a glorious seethe fest for me on a daily basis. They've taken one of glasgow widest, and busiest, shopping thoroughfares and stuck two rows of german market cabins selling crap food at ?7 a pop and the same generic xmas tat that i didnt want 7 years ago when they started. All of which culminates in a horrific bottleneck which is just about passable were it not for zoomers staring at their phones. I've started letting them walk in to me. Same. I usually lead with the shoulder so they clatter into it. That'll teach them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 The bursd getting up half an hour before me, turning the light on and deciding she needs to blow dry her hair. That'll be me up then. Every day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Every day of the week. Mines unemployed Oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Bloody kids not replacing the toilet roll. Always happens when you bolt upstairs, get the trousers and scants down, sit on the pan and ...... Reckon this boys got the answer. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pN0Y2EZuvTU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 (edited) When people are talking to you while they are brushing their teeth...disgusting That is nothing compared to people speaking while eating. Absolutely ******* disgusting. Surely what you're going to say isn't so urgent that it can't wait another few seconds for you to finish eating before saying it!! Edited December 7, 2014 by Jambos_1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Mine seem to all be similar themed, so another bus one.. Folk that get comfortable on the bus. Jacket off. Scarf and gloves away. Ham piece out their bag. Laptop out. How far can you be going to need to do that? Worse when they're on the outside of you, you know you're getting off in 2 stops but can hardly stop them. Then it's like you've inconvenienced them when they've got to gather up the contents of their bag to let you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Ticket machines when exiting train stations. If you manage to get from Edinburgh to Dundee without paying a fare they should just let you off with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Ticket machines when exiting train stations. If you manage to get from Edinburgh to Dundee without paying a fare they should just let you off with it. Train tickets in general, why we are only just preparing for smart cards instead of bits of paper in this country is beyond me. Worked fine in London for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Ticket machines when exiting train stations. If you manage to get from Edinburgh to Dundee without paying a fare they should just let you off with it. Similar to this but when ticket conductors have the cheek to try and move down the train and check tickets when you're standing squeezed onto a packed rush hour commuter train that you're paying a hundred quid a month for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 The bursd getting up half an hour before me, turning the light on and deciding she needs to blow dry her hair. That'll be me up then. Mine uses one of the other bathrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 With regards ticketing on public transport I've always held the belief that if the option is to use an automated ticket machine or a person then I'll always use the person - it's my way of helping justify their employment. When they fail to uphold their side of the contract (performing their job) by being on their mobile phones or standing about chatting instead of manning the barriers this irks me somewhat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 (edited) Dug shite outside the stair door. Stood right in a skittery yellae one, so I've traipsed it up the whole stair to the junkies at the top and scraped it on his door mat. Merry Christmas ya fud!! Edited December 8, 2014 by Egg Shen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Not a fan of having to walk like I've shat myself on the ice rink that was my street this morning. Absolute miracle I managed to stay on my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Why do fingerless gloves exist and why do people wear them? I'm seething at myself for seething over this. What business is it of mine what other people choose to wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Why do fingerless gloves exist and why do people wear them? I'm seething at myself for seething over this. What business is it of mine what other people choose to wear? for posties to keep their hands warm at Christmas but still have the dexterity to slip the ten spot from your grannies Christmas card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korf123 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Guy whistling next to me on the bus from Glasgow to Edinburgh. No tune or anything. Seethe. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Why do fingerless gloves exist and why do people wear them? I'm seething at myself for seething over this. What business is it of mine what other people choose to wear? It's warmer than not wearing gloves and it allows me a modicum of dexterity as well letting my use my phone. I also look like a Dickensian street urchin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 New security system at Edinburgh airport sucks!! On Saturday night the x-Ray machine seemed to be shuffling 8 out of every 10 bags aside for a hand search by staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 "You've got no fans" patter is becoming brutal now. Isn't even funny, never has been and never will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 "You've got no fans" patter is becoming brutal now. Isn't even funny, never has been and never will be. Even if you're in a bar in a hot country? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Wife just asked me if i need the toiliet, ive got to go now before she cleans it Houses are to look at and admire, not places to live in and be comfortable. So it seems with my girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie c Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Something I don't get is when, referring to money, the number of people who say 50 pee instead of 50 pence. The abbreviation ( 50p) is the written form but not the spoken one, so why do so many people do it? As a comparison, I've never heard an American say 50 cee, always 50 cents. Not the most important thing in the world but it does bug me! Oh, and on the ongoing bus windows open/closed discussion, can the open brigade please explain why when it's barely above freezing outside, and due to no heating on in the bus even colder inside, does anyone feel the need to open a window? If you need fresh air that badly, walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Ipod cable chargers! Ebay or PC World - doesn't make a blind bit of difference. They seem to last no time at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Buses coming in blocks of destination. Just missed the bus on Leith Walk this morning and then knew the next 3 buses all would be going up the Bridges which is no use to me. After that the next few all go up Lothian Road which will be a pain in the arse for people wanting the other route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I think Michael Bolton is spot on with this. It dovetails nicely with my hatred of people with children. You'll be queuing along side them in a busy restaurant or caf?, while they send the urchins off to "bagsie" a table...again disrupting the natural flow of the restaurant by creating dead tables that are actually being used by people in the queue. Not to mention the danger posed by unaccompanied children roaming about a place where people are carrying hot food and drinks. Scum of the earth! I'm sitting at home, unaffected by any of this right now...but the seethe is tearing through me!!! Playing catch up on the thread but I do this and feel no remorse. Better that than standing in the queue with a pram and a toddler getting in folks way. Only works when I'm with the wife though, not gonna leave young kids unattended while I get some food, name's not McCann. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Then when my bus did arrive a woman made a scene as people didn't let her and her buggy on first, despite her just getting there a minute earlier. Sorry love but we had all been at the bus stop in the cold a damn aight longer than you and your ugly offspring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Why do fingerless gloves exist and why do people wear them? I'm seething at myself for seething over this. What business is it of mine what other people choose to wear? I used to wear them when I worked on the sites. Keeps your hands (mostly) warm while still able to do your work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Then when my bus did arrive a woman made a scene as people didn't let her and her buggy on first, despite her just getting there a minute earlier. Sorry love but we had all been at the bus stop in the cold a damn aight longer than you and your ugly offspring. That's dickish behaviour plus it's easier to get on and in place without folk wanting past as long as the driver isn't an arsehole and pulls away as soon as you get your ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 When you're waiting in a queue and they open up another till. and every arsehole behind you runs to the freely opened one, meaning whoever was last is now first, and you're still stuck in the same place. Checkout operators should actually say to people who they'll take and make it less shite. Or just have self service in every shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) Catching a stomach bug is no fun at the best of times. But have a slipped disc in my back means every wretch is sheer agony. Doesn't help that I'm a Type 1 Diabetic so not being able to hold anything down is making me weak as ****. Edited December 9, 2014 by Gershwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Something I don't get is when, referring to money, the number of people who say 50 pee instead of 50 pence. The abbreviation ( 50p) is the written form but not the spoken one, so why do so many people do it? As a comparison, I've never heard an American say 50 cee, always 50 cents. Not the most important thing in the world but it does bug me! Oh, and on the ongoing bus windows open/closed discussion, can the open brigade please explain why when it's barely above freezing outside, and due to no heating on in the bus even colder inside, does anyone feel the need to open a window? If you need fresh air that badly, walk. Is this one a joke? Because Americans don't say c we can't say p? It's an abbreviation of pence. Just as pound as an abbreviation of great British pound. Playing catch up on the thread but I do this and feel no remorse. Better that than standing in the queue with a pram and a toddler getting in folks way. Only works when I'm with the wife though, not gonna leave young kids unattended while I get some food, name's not McCann. Aye, but it is Benoit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Amount of children lost by the McCanns - 1. Amount of children lost by Chris Benoit - 0. 1-0 Benoit imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Amount of children lost by the McCanns - 1. Amount of children lost by Chris Benoit - 0. 1-0 Benoit imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 When people put their names forward to be committee members then do absolutely SFA leaving you to do everything. If you haven't got the time just stand down & let someone else help me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 People who volunteer for committees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 When people put their names forward to be committee members then do absolutely SFA leaving you to do everything. If you haven't got the time just stand down & let someone else help me!! People who volunteer for committees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Rothstein Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 New security system at Edinburgh airport sucks!! On Saturday night the x-Ray machine seemed to be shuffling 8 out of every 10 bags aside for a hand search by staff. It's been a million times better than the old bit which took an absolute age at times. On a similar theme though, arseholes who are suddenly amazed that they need to remove liquids and laptops from bags and take the next ten mins doing so while holding the queue up. Add to that the people packing their stuff away in the bit where the trays come down. Take it elsewhere you moron. I love air travel, i really do.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 So I'm in slow moving traffic. There's a side street with cars queuing to get on. I decide to be nice and flash someone out......why oh why is that person a feckin dither who is also heading almost the exact same route home as me!!. Braking at every green traffic light as well......scum....subhuman scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 "You've got no fans" patter is becoming brutal now. Isn't even funny, never has been and never will be. Is this this wealdstone raider chat? It's absolutely chronic and is a sign of how far the fibre of society in the uk has fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Something I don't get is when, referring to money, the number of people who say 50 pee instead of 50 pence. The abbreviation ( 50p) is the written form but not the spoken one, so why do so many people do it? As a comparison, I've never heard an American say 50 cee, always 50 cents. Not the most important thing in the world but it does bug me! Oh, and on the ongoing bus windows open/closed discussion, can the open brigade please explain why when it's barely above freezing outside, and due to no heating on in the bus even colder inside, does anyone feel the need to open a window? If you need fresh air that badly, walk. The p/pee thing started around decimalisation, to differentiate between the old pennies 'd' and the new ones 'p' and kind of stuck: Something America hasn't experienced. I might be talking total pish though. Btw, is your name freddie cee or freddie cent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 It's been a million times better than the old bit which took an absolute age at times. On a similar theme though, arseholes who are suddenly amazed that they need to remove liquids and laptops from bags and take the next ten mins doing so while holding the queue up. Add to that the people packing their stuff away in the bit where the trays come down. Take it elsewhere you moron. I love air travel, i really do.......... Oh blimey yeah! That cheeses me off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Who thought it was a good idea to get rid of buses with separate getting on and off doors. Try to board at the first or last stop in Princes Street and it takes an age especially if there are prams exiting. Must add minutes onto journey times !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 any **** that puts an empty tub of butter back in the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 How do people manage to get the brush and pressure rinse hose pipes tangled up at the jet washes ? It's not rocket science ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 People with large 4x4's capable of driving through a ploughed field, who slow down to practically 0 mph for a tiny speed hump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 "You've got no fans" patter is becoming brutal now. Isn't even funny, never has been and never will be. Also the ''my name is Jeff'' is getting tired too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Arseholes who fill their shopping trolleys with milk and bread after one day of poor weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Shite drivers who bottle it and think they need to dive at 20mph when there's a light dusting of snow. Same chumps can't function in the dark and hammer the breaks round every corner and leave the full beams on regardless if there's a car in front or coming towards them. Get the **** off the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 School nativity plays. Stood up the back again because of the jobless wonders and "stay at home" mums. Cant see a thing because of people with ?800 cameras trying to get as close as possible to take a picture. Use your zoom ya ****. To make matters worse the hall was roasting, the toddler next to me wouldnt stop moaning and quite clearly filled its nappy at some point during proceedings. Wanted to leave as soon as the wee one had did her bit. Two hours flexi for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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