Ortarkod Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Every male member of the BBC news team. Dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 People (stuck up, snob wannabes) who feel the need to tell me how much they have spent or how much things they have cost. Mum from the school invites my kids to her kids birthday party "Cheers, that'll be nice" to which this fake eyelash (seethe within a seethe) wearing bint replies "I should hope so at ?15 a head!" I don't care how much you have spent & it impresses me not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 People (stuck up, snob wannabes) who feel the need to tell me how much they have spent or how much things they have cost. Mum from the school invites my kids to her kids birthday party "Cheers, that'll be nice" to which this fake eyelash (seethe within a seethe) wearing bint replies "I should hope so at ?15 a head!" I don't care how much you have spent & it impresses me not. Tight arse bint - only spending 15 quid a head on your child's happiness. That should have been your response. You're right though, if you feel the need to tell everyone how much stuff costs then you're not a necessity on this earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Being white and middle-class, i like to highlight my affiliation with reggae culture and pronounce it Jah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Why is it, when you do something exciting/adventurous/dangerous that when you tell the story, some tit has done it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Tight arse bint - only spending 15 quid a head on your child's happiness. That should have been your response. You're right though, if you feel the need to tell everyone how much stuff costs then you're not a necessity on this earth. It happens all the time. Nice trainers. "Cheers, 60 quid!" The worst was a pal of a pal at a house party a few years ago. His dog was running about daft (probably because of all the people and loud music, anyway) said dog runs into said pal of a pal (a bird) who shouts "Oh! Watch my dolce gabbana boots!" Its pathetic. The cost of everything and the value of nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Daft bints in my office who fail to stay quiet for two mins during a two minute silence despite the work sounding an alarm at 11.00 and 11.02. This also goes for people in other departments phoning you at 11.01 even though they work in the same building. What is so urgent that it cant wait for one minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Folk who don't turn up when they're meant to. My mate and his bird asked me to do them a favour and sit in their flat today waiting for someone who was due to come and fix their broken boiler. I turned up at 9am as they were leaving for work and the guy was meant to be here between 8 and 12. Rocked up at ten past 1. A phone call would have been nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Having to cut essays down by 50% in order to make a wordcount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Busy bus, bus empties, folk that don't move to a free double seater. Them. Weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Busy bus, bus empties, folk that don't move to a free double seater. Them. Weirdos. I do this deliberately to unnerve folk. It amuses me far more than it really should. Made it to the last stop, empty top deck except for me and my seat buddy a few times now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I do this deliberately to unnerve folk. It amuses me far more than it really should. Made it to the last stop, empty top deck except for me and my seat buddy a few times now. You. I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Again one on people who insist talking to themselves or whistling. Tends to be Jannies, cleaners or tradesmen. When it's just two of you in the room it proper grinds the gears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Again one on people who insist talking to themselves or whistling. Tends to be Jannies, cleaners or tradesmen. When it's just two of you in the room it proper grinds the gears. That's my current situation, sure I've mentioned it before. Office of 2 people and that's all I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I do this deliberately to unnerve folk. It amuses me far more than it really should. Made it to the last stop, empty top deck except for me and my seat buddy a few times now. I think that's brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I do this deliberately to unnerve folk. It amuses me far more than it really should. Made it to the last stop, empty top deck except for me and my seat buddy a few times now. You're what's wrong with public transport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 You're what's wrong with public transport. I hate public transport. I think that's why I do these sort of things to keep myself entertained. On one journey the person actually moved down to the front. I sneaked forward a few seats when they weren't looking but I shat out of sitting beside them. At the very least it gives the person a story to tell someone. "There was a right weirdo on the bus tonight....." I still put my bus ticket in other folks hoods as well. It upsets me I never found out who the guy was on the bus browsing kickback that I dropped my ticket into his hood was. Also if you have a pen....write disturbing messages in the metro and place it back when you leave. Or fill in the crossword with words like "Blood, Die, Death, Kill, Knife, Murder, Parrots". It's very possible there's a psychopath inside me waiting to leap out..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutley Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I hate public transport. I think that's why I do these sort of things to keep myself entertained. On one journey the person actually moved down to the front. I sneaked forward a few seats when they weren't looking but I shat out of sitting beside them. At the very least it gives the person a story to tell someone. "There was a right weirdo on the bus tonight....." I still put my bus ticket in other folks hoods as well. It upsets me I never found out who the guy was on the bus browsing kickback that I dropped my ticket into his hood was. Also if you have a pen....write disturbing messages in the metro and place it back when you leave. Or fill in the crossword with words like "Blood, Die, Death, Kill, Knife, Murder, Parrots". It's very possible there's a psychopath inside me waiting to leap out..... It's a fine line between being a pretend weirdo or just a weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 When you want to take a dump but the toilet seat is covered in pish and unflushed poo. Was crowning the other day (hadn't dumped in over two days) and went into Starbucks solely for a dump. - Pish everywhere. Toilet seat, floor, even the toilet roll was completely soaked with pish. - Shit everywhere. Even after several flushes the shit would just not go away. Reminds me of the reason I don't drink coffee (instant shits). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 When you want to take a dump but the toilet seat is covered in pish and unflushed poo. Was crowning the other day (hadn't dumped in over two days) and went into Starbucks solely for a dump. - Pish everywhere. Toilet seat, floor, even the toilet roll was completely soaked with pish. - Shit everywhere. Even after several flushes the shit would just not go away. Reminds me of the reason I don't drink coffee (instant shits). I ******* hate scum that leave toilets dirty. Animals. Beasts from the forrest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 It's a fine line between being a pretend weirdo or just a weirdo I like to think I have one foot on either side..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Daft bints in my office who fail to stay quiet for two mins during a two minute silence despite the work sounding an alarm at 11.00 and 11.02. This also goes for people in other departments phoning you at 11.01 even though they work in the same building. What is so urgent that it cant wait for one minute. Go through them after the silence and make them feel as horrible about themselves as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 In relation to the silence I was in a meeting away from our main building so was a bit disappointed that the silence may go unnoticed by people. As we were in Leith we heard the ships horns going to signify the start of it and someone asked me what it was for. After I said it was for the silence everyone at the meeting just spontaneously fell silent until it was over. It gave me the mirror opposite of seethe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyprus Jambo Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Women who go to the local shops in their pj's...........so lazy that they can't throw on a pair of trousers etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Having to cut essays down by 50% in order to make a wordcount. Still ongoing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Still ongoing Mind the 10% rule though, mate. You only really need to cut it by 40%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Women who go to the local shops in their pj's...........so lazy that they can't throw on a pair of trousers etc. Scaffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 People that smoke in bus stops when it's raining. Arseholes. Choices are limited to standing in the bus stop and getting violated by second hand smoke or stand in the pishing rain and get soaked. ******* ridiculous. Also the absolute shambles that is the bottom of leith walk just now. Can't this city go one ******* day without digging a road up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zibi Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Folk who hate cannabis despite knowing nothing about it and having never tried it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) Folk who hate cannabis despite knowing nothing about it and having never tried it. Do you think the same about cocaine? Edited November 13, 2014 by The Heartbreak Kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Applications for summer internships. No, I have never came up with a change or solution and implemented it. I didn't involve and work with others to ensure success and the process revealed nothing about my strengths and development needs. Please stop asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Mind the 10% rule though, mate. You only really need to cut it by 40%. I was The essay was 5000 words, so really 5,500. I had 11,000. It's done now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 People who leave their cars blocking the pumps at filling stations when they are not getting fuel but just in the shop to buy groceries, papers, sweets, cigarettes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zibi Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Do you think the same about cocaine? Not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Folk who hate cannabis despite knowing nothing about it and having never tried it. Gateway drug IMO and just encourages laziness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Gateway drug IMO and just encourages laziness. ...and awful music habits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 After I said it was for the silence everyone at the meeting just spontaneously fell silent until it was over. Not quite "spontaneous", then, if it was triggered by boat hooters and your explanation. (on a dictionary seethe today) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Not at all. Why? Folk don't have to have tried something to know that it's not for them and dislike the state you get into after smoking it. Just because it's "a wee bit grass" doesn't change that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Busy bus, bus empties, folk that don't move to a free double seater. Them. Weirdos. I'm at it again....bus beginning to empty.....empty seats appearing..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Take a selfie with your buddy passenger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Take a selfie with your buddy passenger. They left....had empty seats all around but they got off too soon for it to be really uncomfortable. As for My bus ticket though....all I know is it's in Loanhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I'm at it again....bus beginning to empty.....empty seats appearing..... Next time, have a full-blown conversation into an imaginary mobile. Then take your real phone out of your pocket and check it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 People that fall for the Katie Hopkins/Josie Cunningham type characters and tweet/Facebook/talk about how horrible they are etc. Stop being so bloody simple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I'm at it again....bus beginning to empty.....empty seats appearing..... Get your tadger out!!!! Am I doing it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Mental geordies at at the tranquil named meadowwell metro station. I have lived in hackney and this place makes it look and feel like Chelsea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 i would have probably slept through the neighbour's party if someone hadn't started on the saxomephone. Still, gives me an opportunity to read through the Ireland match thread. However it's been mod edited to levels of confusement. :seething: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People who post on Facebook/Twitter and ask for football scores. You clearly have access to the internet. Check it out on an app/website. Clowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 People that smoke in bus stops when it's raining. Arseholes. Choices are limited to standing in the bus stop and getting violated by second hand smoke or stand in the pishing rain and get soaked. ******* ridiculous. Also the absolute shambles that is the bottom of leith walk just now. Can't this city go one ******* day without digging a road up? Folk who hate cannabis despite knowing nothing about it and having never tried it. If the bus stop is an open one then it is legal to smoke in them, if its one of the closed ones its illegal. Personally, it doesn't matter what type of bus stop...if I am going to bother having one I will stand on the outside anyway. Smoking the weed - I get what your saying with folk hating it and the bullshit about it 'leading to stronger drug taking' does my nut in. I have smoked weed for around twenty years now and although I will admit to trying E's, Speed, Coke and Acid (when younger) I have never found myself addicted to any of them and haven't taken any of them for years - I will partake in a cheeky wee line of coke now and again but its not a 'must have' on any night out. The weed I smoke because I enjoy it, it chills me out after a hard day or when things get a bit too much but I can also go weeks without a joint. It doesn't make me lazy either, infact I prefer doing the housework while stoned to the bone!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 If the bus stop is an open one then it is legal to smoke in them, if its one of the closed ones its illegal. Personally, it doesn't matter what type of bus stop...if I am going to bother having one I will stand on the outside anyway. Smoking the weed - I get what your saying with folk hating it and the bullshit about it 'leading to stronger drug taking' does my nut in. I have smoked weed for around twenty years now and although I will admit to trying E's, Speed, Coke and Acid (when younger) I have never found myself addicted to any of them and haven't taken any of them for years - I will partake in a cheeky wee line of coke now and again but its not a 'must have' on any night out. The weed I smoke because I enjoy it, it chills me out after a hard day or when things get a bit too much but I can also go weeks without a joint. It doesn't make me lazy either, infact I prefer doing the housework while stoned to the bone!! I'm the opposite tbh the weed changed me and did indeed make me lazy and a bit paranoid towards the end before I rapped it in but I've got mates who have continued to smoke it and none of them are lazy people at all. I know what you mean about being stoned and doing stuff though you really get into a zone with it at times and I liked a few doobs when I was golfing I found I really concentrated and posted my best scores believe it or not that I've never managed to beat madness All drugs are gateways to something else though and everything starts with alcohol, should we ban that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Me, golf and doobies just dont go, just last week I hit an 84 (good for me), with a 8 and two 7's on my card....guess what I had been smoking on those three holes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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