Paolo Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 People who stop in the middle of a supermarket aisle to have a conversation with some other people, trolleys and all, either blocking the aisle in entirely, or to the point people have to inch past them. Absolute arseholes. Genuine question, can people not use common sense and see just how blatantly inconvenient they're being, or has Old Gladys' ramble about steak pies simplified them to the point they are unable to see the ****ing obvious? I see folk do this in front of doorways, too. And in front of stairways. You are right. Arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertracoon Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 People who smoke directly outside the door of a pub. Ignorant selfish arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 People who smoke directly outside the door of a pub. Ignorant selfish arseholes.And then throw the fag end into the street rather than use the bin right next to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I've just ordered a beer in a Turkish restaurant. I asked the boy if I could pay for this one in cash and not to put it on the bill. So he stuck a service charge on. So my bottle of Effes draught has cost ?6.19! I'm in W1 by the way for context but a service charge for giving me a bottle of beer that I poured myself in to the same glass! That the place in Southwark? Great food, but overpriced and rammed in like sardines. Another seethe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Why do folk buy sports/turbo/gt versions of cars but don't make any attempt to get close to the speed limit......and yet somehow always find me to drive in front of. They wait in side streets, pull out quickly and dangerously in front of me utilising their cars quick acceleration but then decide that that every speed limit is about 1/3 too high for them. And they drive my exact same route home.......I'm in my own personal Truman Show aren't I.....You're all watching me on telly whilst these drivers delay me so they can "set up" the scene for my arrival. It's the only possible explanation. That said I won't stop touching myself....in fact I'm going to do it more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Having to pay 40% tax on my second job. The job that actually pays me a proper wage too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 People who sit on the exercise bike in the gym barely pedalling, whilst texting constantly. That does not constitute a work out. You'd be as well just sitting in front of the TV with a tub of ice cream. Also, people who go to the gym, then as soon as they leave it they light up a cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 People who sit on the exercise bike in the gym barely pedalling, whilst texting constantly. That does not constitute a work out. You'd be as well just sitting in front of the TV with a tub of ice cream. Also, people who go to the gym, then as soon as they leave it they light up a cigarette. They aren't texting, they are doing Facebook updates extolling the virtues of being in the gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Alarm clocks......just **** off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 5, 2015 Author Share Posted February 5, 2015 Should you not only pay 40% on earnings over 41k? Having to pay 40% tax on my second job. The job that actually pays me a proper wage too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Wright Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Should you not only pay 40% on earnings over 41k? Pretty sure that is the case, but HMRC have a habit of putting a second job on the higher rate. Should just involve a phone call to them to sort it out. Unless the combined income is over the threshold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 People who sit on the exercise bike in the gym barely pedalling, whilst texting constantly. That does not constitute a work out. You'd be as well just sitting in front of the TV with a tub of ice cream. Also, people who go to the gym, then as soon as they leave it they light up a cigarette. Never could understand people - mainly women - who drive to the gym, spend an hour walking on the treadmill then drive home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Also, people who go to the gym, then as soon as they leave it they light up a cigarette. Why does that make you seethe? Unless they're blowing smoke in your face it doesn't effect you does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Why does that make you seethe? Unless they're blowing smoke in your face it doesn't effect you does it? People who smoke are a disgrace and should be banned from keeping fit.....is probably what he thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) Why does that make you seethe? Unless they're blowing smoke in your face it doesn't effect you does it? It just seems that on one hand they're taking their health quite seriously by making the effort to go and exercise and then on the other hand they're engaging in an activity, smoking, which is completely and utterly counterproductive. Not so much a seethe as a mild annoyance. Edited February 6, 2015 by Jambos_1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 They're obviously just wanting to be thin. Gym and fags combo ftw i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartleys_Jam_Tart Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 People who make negative comments about what I'm about to eat... ...working from a different office today and when I took my porridge out the microwave, a man (who I have never seen before) felt the need to comment...'eeeeew, that looks terrible' I wasn't in the greatest of moods this morning anyway, but that pushed me over the edge. Thank goodness it was actually very tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 People who make negative comments about what I'm about to eat... ...working from a different office today and when I took my porridge out the microwave, a man (who I have never seen before) felt the need to comment...'eeeeew, that looks terrible' I wasn't in the greatest of moods this morning anyway, but that pushed me over the edge. Thank goodness it was actually very tasty. I have porridge in the morning at work aswell - looks like I'm eating a bowl of sick right enough, but tastes good and quick to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Hospital Switchboards/PAs Answer your ****ing phone you useless *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 People who make negative comments about what I'm about to eat... ...working from a different office today and when I took my porridge out the microwave, a man (who I have never seen before) felt the need to comment...'eeeeew, that looks terrible' I wasn't in the greatest of moods this morning anyway, but that pushed me over the edge. Thank goodness it was actually very tasty. Why do people insist on commenting on what your eating. Worked in factories for a few years after I left school and no one batted an eyelid at what you ate. You got your sandwiches out your bag and ate them in peace whilst reading the paper. Since then I have worked in offices and people are always commenting on what your eating. "Oh that looks healthy" "oh that's not very healthy, need to work extra hard at the gym tonight". "oh what's that your eating?" "is that home made". "oh who's eating chips". **** the **** off and let me eat my lunch in peace please, I don't comment on what your eating for your lunch, why annoy me with your pish? Also hate office fridges. The one in our kitchen was taken away because it was absolutely bloody disgusting. Women leaving salads or soup in tubs in there for months until its rank and stinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 They're obviously just wanting to be thin. Gym and fags combo ftw i guess.Or they could be so wasted looking after years on the fags they want to build muscle. Strange behaviour nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) I took soup in to work to have for me tea before I went to football last night. left it on the side so it defrosted easier. Came in around half 4 and couldn't see it anywhere but then spied the empty container in the sink. ranging someone had binned it i left for the day. came in today and just firing in to lunch now. Another bloke has the same microwave mug for soup as me. turns out it was his empty one that someone else had cleaned but said man had just tanned my soup a matter of minutes ago. "oh sorry, I didn't think I brought this soup in but ate it anyway". ****ing ******* of a man. Edited February 10, 2015 by Sexton Hardcastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The wife's made a cottage pie the night. She's made the mash with mustard. I ****ing hate mustard. She ****ing knows I hate mustard. But I'm the bad guy for quite politely saying I couldn't eat the mash as I didn't like the taste and still ate the meat. Wasn't even like it was a little mustard in it, it was more mustard than potato FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I have a 2 month old baby with my fianc? and I'm fed up with the arseholes at my work constantly saying stuff like, ' baby keeping you up' and ' he looks tired, he must not be sleeping'. **** off you wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutley Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I have a 2 month old baby with my fianc? and I'm fed up with the arseholes at my work constantly saying stuff like, ' baby keeping you up' and ' he looks tired, he must not be sleeping'. **** off you wankers. You sound grumpy. Probably because you're tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The wife's made a cottage pie the night. She's made the mash with mustard. I ******* hate mustard. She ******* knows I hate mustard. But I'm the bad guy for quite politely saying I couldn't eat the mash as I didn't like the taste and still ate the meat. Wasn't even like it was a little mustard in it, it was more mustard than potato FFS I think you're the first person I've ever encountered who doesn't like mustard. Mustard mash is superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 You sound grumpy. Probably because you're tired Aye, probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Mustard mash is superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Valentine's Day. Thought I would be a smart arse & got the wife a ticket to the game on Saturday. So she's booked 2 tickets to 50 shades of Grey, straight after the game. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Google adds on the mobile site !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Valentine's Day. Thought I would be a smart arse & got the wife a ticket to the game on Saturday. So she's booked 2 tickets to 50 shades of Grey, straight after the game. Brilliant. She might get inspired. By the film, that is, although you never know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Going to watch soft porn at the cinema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) HMRC Send me a letter stating they Overcharged me ?1000 in tax last year. But just so happens they reviewed my two previous years tax deductions and actually I owe them ?1200......so can they have ?200 from me. They're dicks. Infected, rotten, foul, evil dicks. Edited February 11, 2015 by Der Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 HMRC Send me a letter stating they Overcharged me ?1000 in tax last year. But just so happens they reviewed my two previous years tax deductions and actually I owe them ?1200......so can they have ?200 from me. They're dicks. Infected, rotten, foul, evil dicks. My missus got the same treatment. One minute she owes them ?700, the next she is getting ?2500...then they change that back to her owing ?750 and she had two days to pay it. This all happened in the space of two weeks. Incompetent scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 She might get inspired. By the film, that is, although you never know... Don't. She was a pain in the arse when she was reading the books! Pun intended. God help me after the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 HMRC Send me a letter stating they Overcharged me ?1000 in tax last year. But just so happens they reviewed my two previous years tax deductions and actually I owe them ?1200......so can they have ?200 from me. They're dicks. Infected, rotten, foul, evil dicks. Holy ****ing shit. That is absolutely brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Don't. She was a pain in the arse when she was reading the books! Pun intended. God help me after the movie. Clearly got inspired to try some stuff out after reading the books then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Clickbait pisses me right off. "This person done this. You'll never believe what they done until you see it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 #nofilter Is this supposed to show that you're some sort of professional photographer, even though you took the photo using your iPhone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I assume it's an instagram thing so you can automatically disregard viewing all the tacky filtered uploads when searching for photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Clickbait pisses me right off. "This person done this. You'll never believe what they done until you see it". They can **** off. "This one weird trick" aye? **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Leaving my glasses in work so I can barely see to read the web or see the tellyl Also getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 They can **** off. "This one weird trick" aye? **** off. Exactly those! Just show me the end result and not some teaser through 15 different shitey images! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Liverpool. Always letting my coupon down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 People listing the drinks they had at the weekend and bragging about how wrecked they were. Chronic chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 People who don't know their Highway Code that have happened this morning.... 1. Arseholes that aren't aware as you come on to the bypass or dual carriageway that your supposed to move into the outside lane to let people on. 2. Arseholes who drive into box junctions just before the lights go red knowingly and block the drivers coming across from the other direction. Look at you like your ****** daft as well when you give them some stick!!! When joining a dual carriageway or a motorway it's a give way and therefor up to them to make sure it's clear to join. I'm very stubborn at times and if they're going slower than 56 at the junction then they're waiting till I'm past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 When joining a dual carriageway or a motorway it's a give way and therefor up to them to make sure it's clear to join. I'm very stubborn at times and if they're going slower than 56 at the junction then they're waiting till I'm past.Correct, people that just drive straight out need to resit their test.Also people that carry on through at roundabouts when your coming round and off , third exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Correct, people that just drive straight out need to resit their test. Also people that carry on through at roundabouts when your coming round and off , third exit. Roundabouts are great for me if drivers don't indicate then I just go. I've been known to stop when they blast the horn and ask them if I'm meant to guess were they're going. Usually goes down well lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Saw a guy puffing on an e-cig in the checkout queue in tesco. Beggars belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 The current trend for 'long line' garments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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