Der Kaiser Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Personally I like the quality of jeans made from fear and anguish. If you know the person making your jeans is working their ass off, sweating to earn a dollar a day knowing that one mistake or gripe will see them replaced by one of a million other desperate people ready to step into their job while they get taken out back and shot.......then you know that stitching is gonna hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommi smells blood Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Can they get a wee transfer to say Next or River Island if they are top of their game? maybe get a fantasy sweat shop league on the go? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboHeriot Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Moving on. The people in my uni who single-handedly take up a whole sofa area which could accommodate about 6 people, just so they can sit on their bloody laptop. Get to the library and let us sit down and eat. Complete morons. People who walk through the centre of town extremely slowly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 That's fine. Where do you go? I see Primark now as I used to see h&m. Cheap shite for weekday clobber. Looks fine, doesn't break the bank. I wouldn't hit the town in my primark gear. I get a lot of my stuff from ASOS if I'm honest. Plus I live in London so there are better options to Primark for your essential gear (Pull & Bear, Banana Republic, Uniqlo, Esprit etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Moving on. The people in my uni who single-handedly take up a whole sofa area which could accommodate about 6 people, just so they can sit on their bloody laptop. Get to the library and let us sit down and eat. Complete morons. People who walk through the centre of town extremely slowly. Just occupy the rest of the area. There's nothing stopping you. I get a lot of my stuff from ASOS if I'm honest. Plus I live in London so there are better options to Primark for your essential gear (Pull & Bear, Banana Republic, Uniqlo, Esprit etc.) I'm an ASOS man myself. Slightly better quality and I don't have to traipse around the shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Woman in my work brings a bottle of water to work every day. When she takes a drink she puts her whole mouth over the top and sooks the water out, which causes the bottle to crack when she is sooking the water out and crack when it goes back into shape. Who doesnt know how to drink out a bottle properly, especially at her age. She also has a cold and keeps hankies in her bag. instead of keeping the hankie tucked up her sleeve or keeping the packet on the desk, using one and then binning it, she takes out her bag, opens it, takes out the hanky, blows her nose, puts it back in her bag and puts her bag back under her desk. This is repeated every five mins. I dont hate anyone but I'm beginning to hate her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Woman in my work brings a bottle of water to work every day. When she takes a drink she puts her whole mouth over the top and sooks the water out, which causes the bottle to crack when she is sooking the water out and crack when it goes back into shape. Who doesnt know how to drink out a bottle properly, especially at her age. She also has a cold and keeps hankies in her bag. instead of keeping the hankie tucked up her sleeve or keeping the packet on the desk, using one and then binning it, she takes out her bag, opens it, takes out the hanky, blows her nose, puts it back in her bag and puts her bag back under her desk. This is repeated every five mins. I dont hate anyone but I'm beginning to hate her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Well, I mean I'm not up on hanky etiquette but she's an older woman and i know my gran used to keep her hanky up her sleeve. Just anything, anything to to stop her from lifting that bloody handbag up every five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Folk who take football too seriously. A Rangers-supporting mate (not a particularly close mate, but still) has fallen out with me because I was winding up Huns on Facebook on Saturday. It really is only a game man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart McNeill Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Folk who take football too seriously. A Rangers-supporting mate (not a particularly close mate, but still) has fallen out with me because I was winding up Huns on Facebook on Saturday. It really is only a game man. think it's a rangers thing tbh, guy at work was the same. too used to thinking they belong at the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 (edited) Someone at my work is sitting eating egg sandwiches. Utterly vile. Unacceptable. The place stinks. If you want to eat honking food, do it somewhere private. Edited December 1, 2014 by michael_bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Willie Collum Close thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 It's December so now I can't moan about Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 In my state of confusion this morning after getting out of the shower at a stupidly early time, I used my birds roll on deodorant instead of my own. I now smell like a ****ing field of flowers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 In my state of confusion this morning after getting out of the shower at a stupidly early time, I used my birds roll on deodorant instead of my own. I now smell like a ******* field of flowers... You're not a bird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 You're not a bird? Sorry to disappoint As an aside, I just noticed your location is "Hollywoo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 See in the middle of the afternoon when you put your finished tea mug in the dishwasher? (Your third mug because you've had three mugs of tea - that's another seethe for another day) See when the dishwasher's about three quarters full? See when you know there'll be dinner for five in a few hours time? Either put the dishwasher on or shut the **** up about there being dirty dishes on the sideboard after dinner, ya moany, stupid old cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Got skelped by a lollipop man's lollipop today. The tubes seem to strut about holding them by the neck with the stick sticking out behind them like a giant metal tail. No idea why, it's ridiculous. I've had to dodge them loads. They just swing them about like it's nobodies business without looking where it's going. The thing is like 6 feet long. I can't have been the first to get sconned by one. This is a decent visualisation of what I mean, except this was an old white man, and his tail was pointing towards my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 It's the end of autumn beginning of winter. Houses get mouldy and damp at this time of year. It's well known having the thermostat on 18 helps prevent this and since I am allergic to mould it's useful if it's on. So why does the dick splash downstairs turn the house heating down to 11 instead of turning his radiator off when he gets too warm?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 A Tynecastle seethe: why is it that people who sit in the high number seats in each row go the long way past the greater number of fans when they want to get to the steps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Apple has actually received praise for the conditions of its factory from Chinese labor activists My point, which I made clear from the start, is that it's sad that someone would not value themselves more than spending ?9 on a pair of jeans. At ?9, you're buying crap - poor quality, comfort, fit etc. for an extra ?21 (less than a ticket at Tynecastle) you could get a good pair which will last you 10 times as long. But I see you're sticking by the idea that Levi's and Primark jeans look the same, still as funny as the first time you said it. Although I suppose you must be right, cause you've worn loads of jeans.. Was that before or after the Foxconn suicides?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 A Tynecastle seethe: why is it that people who sit in the high number seats in each row go the long way past the greater number of fans when they want to get to the steps? Or the ones who expect you to stand on ceremony for them when they pass through without as much as an "excuse me" or a "cheers pal" does ma feckin heid in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Or the ones who expect you to stand on ceremony for them when they pass through without as much as an "excuse me" or a "cheers pal" does ma feckin heid in Noticed this more at away games. I'll just sit until they ask/make passing space as tight as possible or really loudly tell them they are welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Another tynecastle seethe. Folks who walk down the stairs in the wheatfield and rather than using the tunnel exit walk along the front to the side exit. I. In row 30 and I always seem to be the last one out. Wish the stewards would put up their wee cordons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 A Tynecastle seethe: why is it that people who sit in the high number seats in each row go the long way past the greater number of fans when they want to get to the steps? I'm probably guilty of this. I sit in seat 17 and I think the last seat is either 28 or 30, not quite sure. Whenever I enter/exit the row I always do it at seat 1. I've sat there for years and have always gone in/out that way. The folk who sit in what I think are 11/12/13 come in from the other end. I'm going to add having friends who make organising things a lot more difficult than it should be. 12 of us are trying to plan a Christmas night out (meal, drinks somewhere etc) and more than half of them have said they'll go and then left it to a select few to try and organise it all. We initially spoke about it 3 weeks ago and we've still not got anything booked. Phoned up the restaurant of choice this afternoon to find it was fully booked. Some of them didn't even know until last night where we were actually planning on going because they hadn't bothered to check the Facebook event that was set up. The whole thing could have been sorted much sooner if folk had actually bothered contributing to the discussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Sounds like they don't like you and said they'd go as they felt guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Sounds like they don't like you and said they'd go as they felt guilty. I didn't set up the event or pick where we were going, I was just there when it was all getting planned. Not something I'm not used to, it always happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Or the ones who expect you to stand on ceremony for them when they pass through without as much as an "excuse me" or a "cheers pal" does ma feckin heid in Mine too. Should add that although I referred to high number seats, I am sure there are people in low numbers who also go the 'long way'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 As someone who has an end seat I hardly get to sit down for the first 10mins of a game with all you latecomers. Mind you it is known for me to arrive a bit late too but no one notices because I have an end seat. Seethe cancelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Mine too. Should add that although I referred to high number seats, I am sure there are people in low numbers who also go the 'long way'. Thank God you clarified that. Avoided so much confusion. Phew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The bursd getting up half an hour before me, turning the light on and deciding she needs to blow dry her hair. That'll be me up then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The bursd getting up half an hour before me, turning the light on and deciding she needs to blow dry her hair. That'll be me up then. Mine used to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Mine used to do that. I hope you hid the body well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I hope you hid the body well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The 'word' "whataboutery" Just please gonnae dinnae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Draper Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Folk who write 'tele' instead of 'telly'. Weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Obua Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 When people are talking to you while they are brushing their teeth...disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 When people are talking to you while they are brushing their teeth...disgusting Yep. I can't even be in the same bathroom as someone brushing their teeth. Really grosses me out watching other people do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 When supermarket staff stick the yellow reduced sticker over the cooking instructions on a product. When you try to peel it off it takes off the information underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 When you want to use the bathroom and someone says "aww I've just cleaned it?". What ****ing difference does it make if you've just cleaned it? Are we not meant to use it for a few days? Stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Sky Sports News. Utter shite, and it's on all day every day in my parents' house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 When you want to use the bathroom and someone says "aww I've just cleaned it?". What ******* difference does it make if you've just cleaned it? Are we not meant to use it for a few days? Stupid. Wife just asked me if i need the toiliet, ive got to go now before she cleans it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quint Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 New seethe - Toasters. Set them to 2 and the bread is barely warm. Set it to 3 and it turns into an incinerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 The guy behind me in the Wheatfield - an absolute roaster, who when he isn't shouting the most awful pish, sprays his spittle on my head! I had my cap on today so felt a bit safer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 These Kevin Bacon EE adverts are really starting to annoy me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 These Kevin Bacon EE adverts are really starting to annoy me Just starting to? They've annoyed me from day 1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Just starting to? They've annoyed me from day 1! Philistines!!! Kevin is a God.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 These Kevin Bacon EE adverts are really starting to annoy me The world cup one was the worst. Why was he saying 'we' in reference to England? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 The world cup one was the worst. Why was he saying 'we' in reference to England? the running 'gag' is that Kevin bacon loves British/English culture so much that he looks silly trying to ingratiate himself. fish n chips, cup o tea, cmon England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 Christmas Markets - Absolutely shite, all the same and packed full of arseholes. Avoid at all costs. Pulled pork - I actually really like it when it's done well. It rarely is though. How good is pizza hut pulled pork really likely to be? Just **** off. The London Underground - Not really the London Underground, just the people who travel on it. Slow, self-obsessed, mannerless dicks with no thoughts of anyone but themselves. Imagine having to do that every day.....no wonder they act like dicks. People who walk looking at the internet on their phones. Look where you're going you knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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