Creepy Lurker Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Creepy Lurker?? My raisin costume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Out for a wee drive around lunchtime, between Ormiston & Haddington, listening to Kingdom FM and an advert comes on about a service/organisation that offers specialised nurses in cancer counselling. Now nothing wrong with this in itself, in fact it's great that there are more of these types of services available to folks but really, I do NOT want to be reminded of the possibility of cancer while I'm out and about trying to get away from life's daily shit. I've enough worries, nevermind being reminded about another. Just stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The clown walking with down the middle of Chalmers Street with his bike then reappearing at Bruntsfield doing the same , Where do these misfits come from ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Posh birds love a bit of scruff (so I've been told.. sob) I can confirm that this is the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Flicking the channels and hit e4. There's genuinely a boy called Proudlock on made in Chelsea. This is him. This type of person makes me angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Flicking the channels and hit e4. There's genuinely a boy called Proudlock on made in Chelsea. This is him. This type of person makes me angry. If it wasn't for the Adam's Apple this could pass as a bird. A disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 "Flicking the channels" sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 St. Andrews uni. Vermin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 "Flicking the channels" sure Euphemism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korf123 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Flicking the channels and hit e4. There's genuinely a "boy" called Proudlock on made in Chelsea. This is him. Fixed that for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Said boy was trying desperately to get in the breeks of some young hot posh tart. If he succeeds I'll be further annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Said boy was trying desperately to get in the breeks of some young hot posh tart. If he succeeds I'll be further annoyed. Lucy Watson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Its probably been mentioned by someone, at least once, but another from me is people in the supermarket. 1. Folk who stroll about like they are out for a Sunday stroll. 2. Folk who abandon their trolly anywhere - or the ones who use it as a battering ram, just say excuse me. 3. Folk who think its a family day out and there is about eight of them, I do not include folk there with their kids because that can't be helped I guess. 4. Folk who getting into a conversation in the middle of the ally/lane and block it for others getting passed and then look at you like you have horns growing out your head if you say excuse me. 5. Folk who park in the 'parent/child' spaces when they have no kids with them (a empty child seat in the car doesn't count). I often get these idiots told as I feel its my duty, especially when I have just parked two miles from the main entrance and spot someone who has done this. 6. Old folk at the shop on a busy Saturday, why? They have all week to do their shopping so why choose to go on the busiest day of the week, most of us have things like work which stops us going during the week...have a little consideration and get yer shopping in during the week. Not completely linked to supermarkets but Walkers....for putting cheese n onion in blue packets and Salt and vinegar in green packets!! I think there should be a medical condition called 'trolly rage' because I often get into some kind of argument with someone when I go. Another one regarding supermarkets....and this one is directed at supermarkets themselves. Moving simple items about, just when you get to know where everything is they move it two isles away Grrrrrrr (before anyone says, yes I know why they do it but it still gets on my goat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I'm pretty sure the topic of inconsiderate parents has been covered before on this thread. However, here it is again. Well done to this cafe owner. http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/cafe-owner-sparks-furore-after-banning-unruly-chil/2429103/ Just the other day I had my lunchtime ruined by a couple of parents and the grandparents allowing their kids to run riot in the restaurant I had gone to with my book. The kids were throwing stuff about, lifting things off other customers' tables, running around, screaming. One of them even came and made off with my book while I was eating. When I asked the parents to do something about it they gave me that utterly infuriating smile that parents must work on at home. You know, the one that says "Aren't they adorable?". NO! NO, THEY ARE NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrible_groaning_noise Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Chucking bottles of beer in the freezer for a quick chill, opening said freezer next day to find a couple of frozen bottles yet a b@stard gain because you went to bed p!ssed and forgot about them............again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Chucking bottles of beer in the freezer for a quick chill, opening said freezer next day to find a couple of frozen bottles yet a b@stard gain because you went to bed p!ssed and forgot about them............again! Trust me it's much worse if you do it with cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrible_groaning_noise Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Trust me it's much worse if you do it with cans. 'Beer' slush puppies every *** weekend aaaarrrgghhh :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Trust me it's much worse if you do it with cans. Try putting them in the microwave for 30 secs then back in the freezer for 2 minutes or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Another one about supermarkets, why is it women always looked surprised when they are asked to pay at the checkout and have to spend ages finding their purse? Also hate it when the check out operator and the person in front of me, usually a woman, start have a conversation about their mutual friends, families and ailments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 The wind has just fired one of our new roof tiles into the neighbours windscreen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) Bit annoying but at the self-checkout where they ask you to put your 'bag' which you have brought with you on the 'sensitive' tray before you can scan items. Well, I don't have a bag nor do I need one in many instances, so then you have to dick around finding something that weighs, well, 'something', before you can proceed. Edited October 26, 2014 by ArcticJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Dicks talking about the 'shooting' incident last night and referring to the police as 5-0, **** right off ya stinking stoner prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 So called 'mates' who show you a complete lack of respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 So called 'mates' who show you a complete lack of respect. Not give you a reach-around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Not give you a reach-around? Just being a total **** tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Just being a total **** tbh. See, thats why i have no friends. Inevitably, they always let you down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 See, thats why i have no friends. Inevitably, they always let you down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Screaming kids. Everywhere I had turned today, there is at least one kid screaming their head off, sometimes tiling about the ground too. Their parents aren't much better, just standing their, screaming back at them, in some cases. Between them they have given me a thumping headache, and just about burst my eardrums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Recruitment agencies. Phoned me up out of the blue, offering me a role which I am very interested in. Said the next step was to sort a meeting with the Director, been two weeks now and nothing. Chased him up on Friday and all he said he'd get back to me ASAP..still nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyprus Jambo Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fly Tipping............why. Don't know about where you al llive but Midlothian has a very good service, open most of the day time 7 days a week but yet some still decide to throw their rubbish any back road they can find. Today I seen old wood, tyres etc left at a lovely wee parking spot for dog walkers at the entrance to Roslin Glen (on the Rosewell side). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Boy started on site with me today. 3 times someone nearby had said "****in' hell" and he's then said "hope they do!" like its hilarious. Tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 The 1 ft hole in the road in Newbattle Terrace which the Council have repaired with about 2 inches of Tar , what's the effin point in turning up and hardly filling the hole ? How thick are these idiots !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fly Tipping............why. Don't know about where you al llive but Midlothian has a very good service, open most of the day time 7 days a week but yet some still decide to throw their rubbish any back road they can find. Today I seen old wood, tyres etc left at a lovely wee parking spot for dog walkers at the entrance to Roslin Glen (on the Rosewell side). Folk just sick of dealing with Baz, probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Everyone on my bus this morning. Why can't they all feck off and walk. I'm surrounded by Mrs Coughing like **** and I'm a smoker, Mr Body Odour, Mr My Ass is too fat for this seat, Mrs I Smell like last night's tea which was obviously Shite mixed with Beef and Mrs Reads her texts aloud to her friend Mrs Laughs like a ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyprus Jambo Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Folk just sick of dealing with Baz, probably You have a point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I hate when you get on a bus and it's quite obviously too hot and sweaty and crowded but everyone is terrified to open a window because it's not blazing sunshine outside. Got on the 22 on princes street this morning and it was horrible, but I felt like if I opened a window I'd get set about by perma-cold women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I hate when you get on a bus and it's quite obviously too hot and sweaty and crowded but everyone is terrified to open a window because it's not blazing sunshine outside. Got on the 22 on princes street this morning and it was horrible, but I felt like if I opened a window I'd get set about by perma-cold women. As soon as one droplet of water falls from the sky every window on the bus gets slammed shut and woe betide anyone that wants to re-open any of them. Buses turn into mobile greenhouses with all the windows shut and it's minging. The smell of damp clothes and hair is trapped with the various other odours that the human populace emits and it's rank. Windows all steamed up, you can feel yourself chewing on other people's breath, humidity makes you sweat like a pig, adding to the funk in the air. Open a couple of windows FFS people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I hate when you get on a bus and it's quite obviously too hot and sweaty and crowded but everyone is terrified to open a window because it's not blazing sunshine outside. Got on the 22 on princes street this morning and it was horrible, but I felt like if I opened a window I'd get set about by perma-cold women. but also the opposite problem of when it's minus 10 and you get folk with 32 layers of clothing deciding they are a bit too warm so rather than open or take off their jacket they make everyone else freeze by opening the window! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 but also the opposite problem of when it's minus 10 and you get folk with 32 layers of clothing deciding they are a bit too warm so rather than open or take off their jacket they make everyone else freeze by opening the window! Nothing wrong with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Working in a store.selling poppies, the fact people will put coppers in the collection tins and take 1 or even 2 poppies really riles me. I understand that some people may say 'but its all the change they have' most days it really is not ive seen folk with ?1 and 50p coins but keep them and do that. Its a very worthwhile cause and people like this who think its ok to do should crawl back under their rock and die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Working in a store.selling poppies, the fact people will put coppers in the collection tins and take 1 or even 2 poppies really riles me. I understand that some people may say 'but its all the change they have' most days it really is not ive seen folk with ?1 and 50p coins but keep them and do that. Its a very worthwhile cause and people like this who think its ok to do should crawl back under their rock and die That's the spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Traffic. I've no idea why but it's taken me at least half an hour to drive from Gorebridge to Sheriffhall this week. Then another half hour to go from there to Portobello. WTF is going on?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Get this as well. Easily added 25 mins to get out of town past fairmilehead/Hillend. You then get through it and there is next to nothing holding it up. Just arseholes excessively breaking I'm going with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 People on Question Time who keep their hand up even when they've been given the chance to ask a question. Total bawbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 That's the spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 People who park their car on the wrong side of the road - against the flow of traffic. Animals. When they try to get our of their space it is the only situation where I will not let a driver out to ease a bad situation on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Daytime television - in fact night time tv too. Been bed bound for a week and have regularly failed to find anything worth watching. For the amount of great films and TV shows ever made in the history of mankind you'd think that out of eighty channels there would, statistically, always be at least one thing on which wouldn't be shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 People who say "happy halloween" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 People who park their car on the wrong side of the road - against the flow of traffic. Animals. When they try to get our of their space it is the only situation where I will not let a driver out to ease a bad situation on the road. Got to agree with this Was it not illegal to this in America at one point ? Pricks -not cyclists- on a bike ,early dark nights now but no lights no helmet and dark clothes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Apparently if you walk along the street with your fat puss buried in your iPhone then the law dictates that everyone else must move out of your way, lest you actually lift your head and watch where you're going. Dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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