Lavrentiy Beria Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 The Trams !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Traffic lights at Haymarket. Take ages to cycle to green, and all to accommodate the trams. Results in lengthy queues and idling engines. This. One day when I was there the traffic was starting to edge forward thinking they had failed but it was all because of a tram which was approaching at an incredible slow pace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Getting on to a plane to the USA and realising that there's no TVs on the seats I'd wager is a little worse. US Airways & American Airlines should hang their heads in shame. Had this with Klm to and from China. Not happy. Stick Mr Bean up yer Erchie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) Selection boxes in the shops. Its fecking September. Unreal. Idiots on Facebook "love my babies so much, my world" then proceed to put up photos of them steaming in nightclubs after they dumped "my world" on the first taker. Edited September 6, 2014 by madvladsdad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Sorry if this has been touched on, but people who update their Facebook status, or text in Scottish dialect, so that even Scottish people reading have to take a minute to try and translate it into a coherent sentence:" Ah hink mair bams shid git oot un vote fir thur independence!" And those same people who say shree. As in: " Am wantin' shree eh they bottles eh Buckie likes!" Illiterate arseholes. My brother does this all the time in tx; "Arite san? Fancy helpin ays oot wi a wee joab oan Sunday? Easy cenny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Managers should definitely be able to do the job that their subordinates are employed to do, otherwise how can they make informed decisions ? Ridiculous to say otherwise. in my opinion. My wife manages cardiothorasic surgeons. She has a history degree. She does alright. (she may also have a masters in clinical management. still, i wouldnt trust her to buy me hayfever tablets, let alone tinker with my ticker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 People that let their children wear light up shoes. People that let their children wear light up shoes in the cinema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 Why does every guy who has a new kid feel compelled to make their facebook profile a photo of themselves sleeping with the child sleeping on their chests? Just **** off you attention seeking, cringe worthy, dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Fake profiles on tinder. Wee flame pops up and you see you've matched with a 9/10 only to be shot down when you click on the profile and see some spam website or phone number. *******s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Fake profiles on tinder. Wee flame pops up and you see you've matched with a 9/10 only to be shot down when you click on the profile and see some spam website or phone number. *******s. $120 an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Can I borrow your phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 What's the deal with folk playing music on their phones on public transport. It's not so much the noise that irritates its more that it's always pish. How come nae ***** ever bangs out The Delgados on the no 4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) Dp Edited September 6, 2014 by GlasgoJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) TP. What's the deal with internet eh? Edited September 6, 2014 by GlasgoJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Edinburgh dungeons taking photos of you when you're least expecting it. Whilst amusing to all who saw it ...my jobby squeezing face when plummeting from a great height was not one I wish to see again. Next time warn us ya feckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 TP. What's the deal with internet eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Edinburgh dungeons taking photos of you when you're least expecting it. Whilst amusing to all who saw it ...my jobby squeezing face when plummeting from a great height was not one I wish to see again. Next time warn us ya feckers Worse still they try to flog you the photo at the end at an inflated price. I was there a while back and I flat refused to pay for any of the photos they had taken of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Worse still they try to flog you the photo at the end at an inflated price. I was there a while back and I flat refused to pay for any of the photos they had taken of us. Yep - it's a cracking day out, some of the actors are brilliant, however, this insistence on pimping photos out at the end, tends to spoil a very good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Yep - it's a cracking day out, some of the actors are brilliant, however, this insistence on pimping photos out at the end, tends to spoil a very good day. Yes it's good for older families. You know something scary is going to happen, you just don't know when. Some folk I ken could work there without the use of makeup.!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Yes it's good for older families. You know something scary is going to happen, you just don't know when. Some folk I ken could work there without the use of makeup.!!! Yep - I'm not scared to admit it, the boat ride actually had me shitting myself. My eldest, who's 12, didn't much appreciate the Sawney Bean bit either - especially when I told her it was a true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Yep - I'm not scared to admit it, the boat ride actually had me shitting myself. My eldest, who's 12, didn't much appreciate the Sawney Bean bit either - especially when I told her it was a true story. It never quite reaches the shear terror of crossing the Bridge of Doom though. Come to think of it maybe that could be included when they upgrade it or on second thoughts that could freak people out way too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Yep - I'm not scared to admit it, the boat ride actually had me shitting myself. My eldest, who's 12, didn't much appreciate the Sawney Bean bit either - especially when I told her it was a true story. It never quite reaches the shear terror of crossing the Bridge of Doom though. Come to think of it maybe that could be included when they upgrade it or on second thoughts that could freak people out way too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 People who talk to their pets like humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Just accidentally ordered a Google nexus 7 using the amazon app on my phone. The "1 click" function is literal as it turns out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 What's the deal with folk playing music on their phones on public transport. It's not so much the noise that irritates its more that it's always pish. How come nae ***** ever bangs out The Delgados on the no 4? This. Except it's definitely the noise that irritates me. People who play music out loud on buses are, with literally no exceptions, arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yep - it's a cracking day out, some of the actors are brilliant, however, this insistence on pimping photos out at the end, tends to spoil a very good day. Not actually Edinburgh Dungeons taking or selling the photo's, separate company that has all the photo franchise's for places like the dungeons/madame tussauds etc, my mate is now the 'franchise manager' (previously just the dungeons person that was on the photo's the most) and it's a pretty horrible job since it changed from being in-house, gets set stupid targets for sales, basically it's an average sale per visitor to the dungeon so even when a cash target would be met easily, if the dungeon has thousands of visitors with no photo then he doesn't meet his target! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Not actually Edinburgh Dungeons taking or selling the photo's, separate company that has all the photo franchise's for places like the dungeons/madame tussauds etc, my mate is now the 'franchise manager' (previously just the dungeons person that was on the photo's the most) and it's a pretty horrible job since it changed from being in-house, gets set stupid targets for sales, basically it's an average sale per visitor to the dungeon so even when a cash target would be met easily, if the dungeon has thousands of visitors with no photo then he doesn't meet his target! My kids forced me to buy the most expensive package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The non privatisation of the Royal Family makes me seethe. I know I'm in the minority that wants the Royal Family abolished, but if we have to have them, make them get their own funding, not out of the public's pocket. I thought that the Tory party wanted every public owned industry privatised, why not the Royal family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why does every guy who has a new kid feel compelled to make their facebook profile a photo of themselves sleeping with the child sleeping on their chests? Just **** off you attention seeking, cringe worthy, dicks. This was something I didn't even feel the need to do. It's a great feeling having your child sleep on your chest at that new born stage, but I guess I'm in the minority for someone of my age who doesn't feel the need to share all these moments with Facebook. It's like every time I go for a nap on the sofa, if the bairn goes for one too and me and her are cuddling on the couch, my girlfriend feels the need to snap away, resulting in me weakening up to find pictures of me on Facebook sleeping. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why does every guy who has a new kid feel compelled to make their facebook profile a photo of themselves sleeping with the child sleeping on their chests? Just **** off you attention seeking, cringe worthy, dicks. This was something I didn't even feel the need to do. It's a great feeling having your child sleep on your chest at that new born stage, but I guess I'm in the minority for someone of my age who doesn't feel the need to share all these moments with Facebook. It's like every time I go for a nap on the sofa, if the bairn goes for one too and me and her are cuddling on the couch, my girlfriend feels the need to snap away, resulting in me weakening up to find pictures of me on Facebook sleeping. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 When you show your parents a picture of something on your phone and they feel the urge to take the phone out your hands to look................... Also try to zoom in on the picture JUST LOOK AT THE PHONE FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The gas lot digging up Morrison Street for another 11 weeks starting today. Phase 2 of 3 apparently so another few weeks misery for road users still to come even after this. Why not just do the whole job at once you useless ****s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Snow Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 When the empty lot right next to my flat is being turned into a supermarket and the utter welts that are the builders there insist on singing the soundtrack from Beeltjuice at the top of their lungs at 7am on a Saturday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 When you show your parents a picture of something on your phone and they feel the urge to take the phone out your hands to look................... Also try to zoom in on the picture JUST LOOK AT THE PHONE FFS Parents saw the dirty pics on your phone. Nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Oh, and also the woman in the Asda car park who parks next to you and opens her door without looking, thereby bashing it into my passenger side door. Arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The gas lot digging up Morrison Street for another 11 weeks starting today. Phase 2 of 3 apparently so another few weeks misery for road users still to come even after this. Why not just do the whole job at once you useless ****s? Strong understanding of gas maintenance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Strong understanding of gas maintenance. The thread is about seethe, not understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Snow Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Builders, just builders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The boot that rang every buzzer in the stair at 8am on a sunday morning, in the hope someone would let her in so she can stick referendum leaflets through each door! Don't care what side you are on that is going to lose more votes than it gains!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 My kids forced me to buy the most expensive package. He did seem surprisingly flush in the pub last night....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Whoever it is that doesn't close the main door of my stair correctly, allowing door to door sales bawbags to just breeze in and harass every flat in the stair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Customers who buy huge shops at 21:59. **** YOU i want to go home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertracoon Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Getting so burst on a stag in Prague that I've managed to lose my bank card AND driving license. Also, had to spend most of the flight home sitting on the floor outside the toilet in case I shat myself or spewed. Definitely not my finest hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The non privatisation of the Royal Family makes me seethe. I know I'm in the minority that wants the Royal Family abolished, but if we have to have them, make them get their own funding, not out of the public's pocket. I thought that the Tory party wanted every public owned industry privatised, why not the Royal family? This should cheer you up. They make us money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Customers who buy huge shops at 21:59. When you're behind them in the queue with booze and realise you won't make the till in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Fox lawyers ensuring you can't watch Simpsons clips on YouTube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 When you sneeze but fart as well and the fart seems to have ripped your anus. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 When you sneeze but fart as well and the fart seems to have ripped your anus. Ouch. :wiggo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Customers who buy huge shops at 21:59. **** YOU i want to go home I notice that there is always a swarm of folk that feel the urge to play supermarket sweep at 21:55 and don't understand the concept of closing times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) Rude people at work who can't communicate properly. Why not either ask me for a word and express your concerns if you have some, or write out a proper email instead of one that doesn't even say Hi, just dives straight in with "why not (insert shite suggestion here)!!!!!!!!" This woman is in her late 40s/early 50s. How has she got through life communicating like this?! Oh and the amount of birthdays in the next week or so. Stresses me out normally but it's even worse when I'm going on holiday on Saturday and have to order folks presents before I go and then when I'm asking folk what they want it's either "I don't mind" or something obscure that requires hunting down on the internet. My mum won't give me any sort of hint at all and I don't want to just get her something shite like a DVD or book. Edited September 9, 2014 by Shapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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