chester copperpot Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Does anyone else admit to this? I think female tennis is boring and do not watch unless one of the easier on the eye type players is playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 Why is my red button not allowing me to watch roddick? I had problems with that recently. Turned out it needed to be retuned after the digital switchover because it had changed all the red button settings or something. No idea how but right enough when I retuned I could get the live stream via red button again. If that doesn't work I found the stream on channel 301 anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Does anyone else admit to this? I think female tennis is boring and do not watch unless one of the easier on the eye type players is playing. Even then, I don't watch the game but wait for the photos to be published. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Roddick V Beck is a cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Even then, I don't watch the game but wait for the photos to be published. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Watching Elena Baltacha on the red button. Rank rotten game. The bird she is up against has an impressive frame, but one of the worst pizza faces you'll ever see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Does anyone else admit to this? I think female tennis is boring and do not watch unless one of the easier on the eye type players is playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Which dumbass thought to put Isner-Mahut on at 6:30? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 See my earlier comments: the big shades go with the big hair to create cover for her Judy-Murray-Lookey-Likey features. I have witnessed your earlier comments, but I was in the position that I hadn't really compared the two, having not paid much attention to his bint. This morning, on the BBC Breakfast show I witnessed the pair together, you are correct. I thought of you when comparing. It was weird seeing something on telly and thinking about a person that posts on an internet website that I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Kirilenko through! Sharapova through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Ivanovic through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Ivanovic through in straight nipples sets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Wednesday order of play Murray 2nd on Court 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I have witnessed your earlier comments, but I was in the position that I hadn't really compared the two, having not paid much attention to his bint. This morning, on the BBC Breakfast show I witnessed the pair together, you are correct. I thought of you when comparing. It was weird seeing something on telly and thinking about a person that posts on an internet website that I don't know. I look nothing like either of them. I'm slightly more feminine than Judy. Ivanovic through in straight nipples sets. I laughed out loud. How do I explain to Mrs Knightley? Wednesday order of play Murray 2nd on Centre Court. According to the Beeb, it's centre. Normally I wouldn't be so pedantic but the forecast is for rain so it will make a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Official Wimbledon has him on Court 1 http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/schedule10.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Official Wimbledon has him on Court 1 http://www.wimbledon...schedule10.html Pah! I don't know why I pay my license fee to that untrustworthy bunch of charlatans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Pizza face - OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 2 options for you: You could try looking at "TV listings" which are available in many formats and tell you the running order of shows being broadcast at different times of the day; sometimes for up to a week in advance. Or; you could watch the front page of The Shed on JKB. When Wimbledon is over, this thread is likely to drop off the front page, so its absence would signal that the tennis is no longer being broadcast on BBC and BBC2. I'd go for the former. If you rely on the latter, you may find that the thread is perpetuated by some really rather humorous people with no interest in tennis coming on to place pointless posts. I may trump your two pishy suggestions with the third and more superior option of perusing the thread once or twice a day to ogle at pictures of tidy tennis bursd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Pizza face - OUT That could be an affect of taking steriods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I may trump your two pishy suggestions with the third and more superior option of perusing the thread once or twice a day to ogle at pictures of tidy tennis bursd Not great timing, posting that immediately after Davie O's picture of Hamanolivov. (though if you look slightly south of the pizza, there's a sticky out nip - so it's not all bad.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Not great timing, posting that immediately after Davie O's picture of Hamanolivov. (though if you look slightly south of the pizza, there's a sticky out nip - so it's not all bad.) I really need to look before posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Not great timing, posting that immediately after Davie O's picture of Hamanolivov. (though if you look slightly south of the pizza, there's a sticky out nip - so it's not all bad.) That's young Mona Barthel of Germany who was outmunted by Elena Baltacha today. She's one for the future one she gets that puss lasered into shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 That's young Mona Barthel of Germany who was outmunted by Elena Baltacha today. She's one for the future one she gets that puss lasered into shape. German, eh? Likes a bit of sausage, then, eh? Eh? Say. No. More!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Venus Williams getting her arse handed to her by a 40 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 C'mon Kimiko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Brilliant game so far, shame Venus has played her way back into it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 C'mon Date!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 C'mon Date!! Listen to the rain on the roof, can't see much play happening anytime soon on the other courts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I seriously believe that if Venus Williams was to squeeze her pelvic muscles tightly together, she'd be able to rip a mans dick off with no hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 This is best match I've seen in a long time! Date-Krum a set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I seriously believe that if Venus Williams was to squeeze her pelvic muscles tightly together, she'd be able to rip a mans dick off with no hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Yas! Get in The Date-Krumm!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Best set of burds tennis I've ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Frigging hell, that lassie's 40 FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Best set of burds tennis I've ever seen! You missed this one, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Brucie's Mrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 WTF is Venus wearing? I thought she was meant to be a designer FFS. This girl retired in 1996 and made a come-back 12 years later??? 40 years old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Is Hantuchova out yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 This girl retired in 1996 and made a come-back 12 years later??? 40 years old! Yep. She was a fantastic fighter back then too: got to a couple of Grand Slam semi-finals, pushing Graf all the way at Wimbledon '96. She's never played like this since her comeback though. It's a fabulous match - which, unfortunately, Penis will probably still win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Is Hantuchova out yet? Has Hantuchova eaten anything since about 2005 yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Yep. She was a fantastic fighter back then too: got to a couple of Grand Slam semi-finals, pushing Graf all the way at Wimbledon '96. She's never played like this since her comeback though. It's a fabulous match - which, unfortunately, Penis will probably still win. There has definitely been a few points that she has lost because she has been a yard short on pace, not that the Wimbledon commentary team would EVER give anyone any stick for something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Is Hantuchova out yet? More like pecks than chebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 You missed this one, then? Crikey, I did! Thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 There has definitely been a few points that she has lost because she has been a yard short on pace, not that the Wimbledon commentary team would EVER give anyone any stick for something like that. I wouldn't give a 40 year old playing this brilliantly any stick for that either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I wouldn't give a 40 year old playing this brilliantly any stick for that either! I would....but then again I could win the women's Wimbledon title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Williams is having a mare here. She's going out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Williams is having a mare here. She's going out. Staying in imo. I'd feel differently if she was serving second: serving first in the final set is a huge advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 This is the game she breaks her. 0-30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Match of the tournament so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Match of the tournament so far. Yup. For a bursd game that was fantastic entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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