BoJack Horseman Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Got a nice -35 going on the model ship man story. How do you lot keep track of where you've commented? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm getting some serious action from the old ladies story. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322779/Meet-worlds-oldest-siblings-racked-astonishing-474-years-them.html#comments Rats in a barrel. Loving the replies to your comment. Utter brilliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 -61 on the tattoo man story. Delighted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Going for a different approach and avoiding racial tolerance this time. Gone for the Russell Brand story. Not sure how this one will go. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322864/Russell-Brand-gets-henna-tattoo-ahead-wedding-Katy-Perry.html Will Russell invite Andrew Sachs and Jonathan Ross to the wedding? Would be nice to see Andrew Sachs forgive and forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 maris piper has her finger on the pulse! Rather a lot of Lefties about today. Must be the weather. Or has the Guardian gone deservedly bust at long last? - Maris Piper, whitley bay, Republic of Geordieland (Retired), 22/10/2010 11:50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 No-one considered using the Debate Board....? Could certainly be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 maris piper has her finger on the pulse! Rather a lot of Lefties about today. Must be the weather. Or has the Guardian gone deservedly bust at long last? - Maris Piper, whitley bay, Republic of Geordieland (Retired), 22/10/2010 11:50 We could try the guardian one day next week and see if we can upset them as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Let's see how round 2 goes on the old busters story: Nice try, Johanna, Terri, Rebekah, Alex ste and the others. One of them is a brother (Leonard). HE won't have changed his surname. Not so smart now, huh??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 No-one considered using the Debate Board....? Could certainly be interesting. Nope - this is akin to ringing the doorbell and doing a runner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 We could try the guardian one day next week and see if we can upset them as well I reckon I'd find that easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 We could try the guardian one day next week and see if we can upset them as well Just take the opposite approach. Although to be fair, they will generally be of a higher intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Let's see how round 2 goes on the old busters story: if that doesnt get a few bites i'll eat my hat. well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-disease-kills-pets.html it's just natures way. there are far too many dog's as it is. in just the same way that supposed man made climate change is being blamed for the natural cyclical changes in regard to global warming, this is simply mother natures way of controlling the numbers of a particular species of creature. in these times of deep austerity, it's welcome news that there could soon be less useless dependent animals consuming the country's resources. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-disease-kills-pets.html#ixzz136kzmM4o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I reckon I'd find that easier. Just take the opposite approach. Although to be fair, they will generally be of a higher intelligence. I'm with IP on this one, and the higher intelligence would make it more of a challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-disease-kills-pets.html it's just natures way. there are far too many dog's as it is. in just the same way that supposed man made climate change is being blamed for the natural cyclical changes in regard to global warming, this is simply mother natures way of controlling the numbers of a particular species of creature. in these times of deep austerity, it's welcome news that there could soon be less useless dependent animals consuming the country's resources. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-disease-kills-pets.html#ixzz136kzmM4o I think their theory is wrong...probably barking up the wrong tree - Eddie, Southampton, 22/10/2010 17:03 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-disease-kills-pets.html#ixzz136lwVrjd Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail...kills-pets.html it's just natures way. there are far too many dog's as it is. in just the same way that supposed man made climate change is being blamed for the natural cyclical changes in regard to global warming, this is simply mother natures way of controlling the numbers of a particular species of creature. in these times of deep austerity, it's welcome news that there could soon be less useless dependent animals consuming the country's resources. Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz136kzmM4o I'm going to dip into that one I think. They will be apoplectic with furry (sic) soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm getting some serious action from the old ladies story. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322779/Meet-worlds-oldest-siblings-racked-astonishing-474-years-them.html#comments Rats in a barrel. That's my favourite one of the day, by far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm with IP on this one, and the higher intelligence would make it more of a challenge. Easier for me because offensive right-wing rhetoric comes more easily. We could always cut & past some of I8's stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 (edited) I've fired into the Women's Retirement Age article quite heavily. Surely get some good bites from it Women have been harping on about equality for years, now they get it and they're whining. The hypocrisy is astounding. - RTJ, Edinburgh, 22/10/2010 18:06 Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz136mhPvTp Dammit straight in with a +1 Edited October 22, 2010 by rossthejambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 The top ten of the Travller story 1) LC -945 2) Irvine Jambo -792 3) I P Knightley -388 4) Jasper -384 5) Pat McGinley -333 6) Timbalaba -277 7) Thomas Sheridan -235 8) Thaddeus Wolfe -123 9) Grumpy Rebus -117 10) Liquidator -115 Well done all near 3000 seethe points, 8 out of the top 10 worst comments, assuming Jasper and Timbalada aren't ours. Pwoud, vewy pwoud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 The top ten of the Travller story 1) LC -945 2) Irvine Jambo -792 3) I P Knightley -388 4) Jasper -384 5) Pat McGinley -333 6) Timbalaba -277 7) Thomas Sheridan -235 8) Thaddeus Wolfe -123 9) Grumpy Rebus -117 10) Liquidator -115 Well done all near 3000 seethe points, 8 out of the top 10 worst comments, assuming Jasper and Timbalada aren't ours. Pwoud, vewy pwoud. Although I'm encouraged by my own progress up the chart having given everyone a head start, I'm rooting for LC to make the 1000 before I'm home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Someone is taking the michael in the deed dug story. Too many greens in that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I've fired into the Women's Retirement Age article quite heavily. Surely get some good bites from it Women have been harping on about equality for years, now they get it and they're whining. The hypocrisy is astounding. - RTJ, Edinburgh, 22/10/2010 18:06 Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz136mhPvTp Dammit straight in with a +1 I'm going for this jugular on that one... Being a female, I wholly object to the government's stance on the pension age hike. We should all be doing whatever it takes to support our menfolk, some of whom struggle with daily tasks. I'll happily work until 75 just so that my husband doesn't go without. You women libbers are nothing more than glorified suffragettes. Shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm getting some serious action from the old ladies story. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322779/Meet-worlds-oldest-siblings-racked-astonishing-474-years-them.html#comments Rats in a barrel. In genuine tears of laughter here. I'm glad I didn't read that one at work! Superb stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322947/Taxi-driver-wife-helped-drug-sexually-abuse-teenage-girls-jailed-life.html?ITO=1490 Fill yer boots lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 there you go. milkman drowns in a dog's water bowl. mileage? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322798/Man-dead-face-pet-dogs-water-bowl.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm in on the dog one. "Let's paws for a moment, what ticks me off is nobody is thinking of the dogs that are still alive. Although it's a fetching story, this could be a chance to give them a new leash of life" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Malcolm Tucker's up and running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322925/Juan-Williams-fired-NPR-It-vindictive-says-analyst-sacked-comments-Muslims-plane.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322947/Taxi-driver-wife-helped-drug-sexually-abuse-teenage-girls-jailed-life.html?ITO=1490 Fill yer boots lads. A potential 1000-pointer there but the challenge will be to have something screamingly offensive enough that can make it in. I've questioned the intelligence of the children involved, not sure if it will get through but it's going to be a big hitter if it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322925/Juan-Williams-fired-NPR-It-vindictive-says-analyst-sacked-comments-Muslims-plane.html The comments not related to race have failed, so back to a hopefully winning formula. This man deserves the sack. Imagine pigeonholing a race or religion like that. What have the Muslims done to deserve this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Desperate for Tucker's enlightening observation on the taxi driver murderer story to get published. Not hopeful, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 The comments not related to race have failed, so back to a hopefully winning formula. This man deserves the sack. Imagine pigeonholing a race or religion like that. What have the Muslims done to deserve this? I can't remember the exact words of mine but I talked about real Brits and real Americans in inverted commas and said the Muslim community deserved to be treated the same, yes there is the occassional "bad egg" but you can't damn a whole religion on that basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 A potential 1000-pointer there but the challenge will be to have something screamingly offensive enough that can make it in. I've questioned the intelligence of the children involved, not sure if it will get through but it's going to be a big hitter if it does. Indeed, it's a sad indictment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 The comments not related to race have failed, so back to a hopefully winning formula. This man deserves the sack. Imagine pigeonholing a race or religion like that. What have the Muslims done to deserve this? That will do very well indeed, or badly. You know what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 A potential 1000-pointer there but the challenge will be to have something screamingly offensive enough that can make it in. I've questioned the intelligence of the children involved, not sure if it will get through but it's going to be a big hitter if it does. I have also questioned the intelligence and claimed they were probably consenting until they got worried about being branded a slut! under Pat Stanton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 That will do very well indeed, or badly. You know what I meant. Thank you kind sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Going for the public service angle in the taxi driver story. Doesn't anyone these days teach their children to stay away from taxi drivers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Going for a different approach and avoiding racial tolerance this time. Gone for the Russell Brand story. Not sure how this one will go. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322864/Russell-Brand-gets-henna-tattoo-ahead-wedding-Katy-Perry.html Will Russell invite Andrew Sachs and Jonathan Ross to the wedding? Would be nice to see Andrew Sachs forgive and forget. Got a + for this one?!?!?! I'll just stick to racial tolerance to upset them from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail...lims-plane.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Going for the public service angle in the taxi driver story. Doesn't anyone these days teach their children to stay away from taxi drivers? Mate, you've gone mild compared to me. I've labelled his sentence "harsh" and said a fine would be of better use to the country than an expensive custodial sentence. Almost certainly never going to see the light of day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Going for the public service angle in the taxi driver story. Doesn't anyone these days teach their children to stay away from taxi drivers? It's funny you should say that because in my comment, I said schools should teach children to stay away from taxi drivers or any men with a menacing glint in their eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Mate, you've gone mild compared to me. I've labelled his sentence "harsh" and said a fine would be of better use to the country than an expensive custodial sentence. Almost certainly never going to see the light of day. Marvelous Coffee on monitor moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Mate, you've gone mild compared to me. I've labelled his sentence "harsh" and said a fine would be of better use to the country than an expensive custodial sentence. Almost certainly never going to see the light of day. I went for congratulating his wife on standing by her man; there's something romantic about it, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 On the muslim plane story I've said that my father did not fight in the Falklands for intolerance to persist. I think I'm going to mention a family member in a war everytime I comment, no matter how unrelated to the topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I went for congratulating his wife on standing by her man; there's something romantic about it, really. Hahahahaha. "Sounds like a tragic tale of a man who just wanted to be loved" - seems you agree with Malcolm Tucker, whoever that may be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 On the muslim plane story I've said that my father did not fight in the Falklands for intolerance to persist. I think I'm going to mention a family member in a war everytime I comment, no matter how unrelated to the topic. That would be worth bonus points in the dog thread:thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 That would be worth bonus points in the dog thread:thumbsup: Challenge accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dough Ball Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 there you go. milkman drowns in a dog's water bowl. mileage? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322798/Man-dead-face-pet-dogs-water-bowl.html -67 on that one so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Challenge accepted. I want random wars as well. If you can fit the War of the Spanish Succession i'll be a happy historian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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