I P Knightley Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Have a look at the "Worst rated" for the travellers story --> http://www.dailymail...using-list.html I'm in 2nd and 3rd place. I think I'm right. Those numpties sort by 'worst rated' and then decide to make their judgement. I'm struggling to muster the energy for another assault. I had quite a tumultuous and emotional time with those old codgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Right, I've started off mildly so hopefully I'll get a few biters on this one http://www.dailymail...undercover.html This is a disgrace! Why should traffic wardens not be allowed to go undercover to catch criminals? The police have been doing it for years! This guy clearly thought there were no traffic wardens because they were in plain clothes and thought he could get away with committing a crime by not paying for a parking ticket that the rest of us would have paid for, I reckon Mr Anderson (the criminal) should be sent to prison for a month to consider his devious actions!! I'm doing nicely in 3rd place on that one. Maybe some hope for me yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Just checked my Daily Mail profile and my nickname is Andythejambo. I never chose that I'm down as Tynie. Have I been rumbled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 My latest effort, posted here in case it doesn't make it onto the board. (Portsmouth thread) <img class="bbc_emoticon" alt="" src="http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif"><br><br>"It's called evolution!!<br><br>There are a few clubs up in Scotland who also should be just allowed to die without too much fuss, Dundee, St Mirren, and Hibernian to name but 3.<br><br>They will find there level just like Gretna did after they went under."<br> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 What a busy body. It's art love, art. What next wash out the books in the libraries that you don't like. Jeezo some people. - Tynie, Edinburgh, 22/10/2010 23:43 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322867/Graffiti-busting-mother-upset-scrawls-town-spent-8-500-machine-clean-walls-herself.html#comments#ixzz13EGPFbjC minus 127 I'd forgotten about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 You need to get a job Acey. I'm guessing he'll struggle to get at traineeship with this sort of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Just checked my Daily Mail profile and my nickname is Andythejambo. I never chose that I'm down as Tynie. Have I been rumbled? You may have commented on a football related story a year ago and it's remembered your e-mail address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 How have I managed to miss this thread? (slaps self for blindness) Just read all the comments here and have "Bookmarked" the Daily Heil (under "News" rather than the more appropriate "Humour"). So no link to KB. Preparing to launch an assault in the next few days. I just tested with an innocuous one on an old article. I agree the Guardian equivalent would be in competition with a more evolved species, but comments on a John Pilger article would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Top man in Prince William's burd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netherleejambo Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Just checked my Daily Mail profile and my nickname is Andythejambo. I never chose that I'm down as Tynie. Have I been rumbled? Is the D Mail related to the Metro in any way? I tried to register but it says I'm already registered - same details as my Metro Fanatsy Football account! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 What a busy body. It's art love, art. What next wash out the books in the libraries that you don't like. Jeezo some people. - Tynie, Edinburgh, 22/10/2010 23:43 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322867/Graffiti-busting-mother-upset-scrawls-town-spent-8-500-machine-clean-walls-herself.html#comments#ixzz13EGPFbjC minus 127 I'd forgotten about that one. Im in................ What a strumpet, surely she would wear overalls whilst cleaning and no knee high boots in a thinly veiled attempt to "sex" up the story!!! - Jeff Jimmeries, jalfrezi, India, 24/10/2010 12:41 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Endless possibilities on this one! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322508/My-DIY-speed-trap-Slowing-traffic-second-hand-police-van-thats-cunningly-disguised-real-roadside-spy.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Endless possibilities on this one! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322508/My-DIY-speed-trap-Slowing-traffic-second-hand-police-van-thats-cunningly-disguised-real-roadside-spy.html Jeff Jimmeries effort..... Kerry - a girls name, a girls idea. Bufty. - Jeff Jimmeries, jalfrezi, India, 24/10/2010 13:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Celine Dion baby thread: "Paul Gadd's going to SICKENING lengths these days to get near children." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Jeff Jimmeries effort..... Kerry - a girls name, a girls idea. Bufty. - Jeff Jimmeries, jalfrezi, India, 24/10/2010 13:22 mr spangler of edinburgh agrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 mr spangler of edinburgh agrees. I'm also involved with this story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Hope this gets put on on the wallaby story. Does he have bears? I'm looking for a bear to go with the strippers, 1 tall 2 dwarves, and a clown, my brother is phobic about clowns, for my brothers stag party. Does anyone have an address Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I'm giving it a try, pretty tame effort on "Its Wor" about Geordie skiers (or the lack of them) for a 1st attempt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 (edited) Haven't had many published recently. Hoping this one gets through. "As referred to in the Highway Code. You are not allowed to park within 15ft of a corner. The reason for this law is so pedestrians can use pavements without inconvenience and everyone can use junctions with the safety of clear visibility" Who's in the wrong now Ms Kerry Donnelly, eh? Unmoderated, its in. Edited October 24, 2010 by ...a bit disco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I'm giving it a try, pretty tame effort on "Its Wor" about Geordie skiers (or the lack of them) for a 1st attempt! Trying to get in on that one too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 (edited) Going all out for shock value with this one. All that time and effort worming your way in to an old mans trust. How much did he leave you in his will son? These sorts leave me SEETHING with rage. Despicable. http://www.dailymail...very-round.html Worst rated on this one is PLUS 45! Its all to play for:thumbsup: Edited October 24, 2010 by ...a bit disco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Going all out for shock value with this one. All that time and effort worming your way in to an old mans trust. How much did he leave you in his will son? These sorts leave me SEETHING with rage. Despicable. http://www.dailymail...very-round.html Worst rated on this one is PLUS 45! Its all to play for:thumbsup: Seems chilling that a boy of such an age would be willing to foray into an unknown pensioners house, leaving himself at risk of potential violence/harm. One would assume that perhaps the youth was going in with a different agenda than simply helping an elderly man? Food for thought. Gilles Rousset Lyon, France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Seems chilling that a boy of such an age would be willing to foray into an unknown pensioners house, leaving himself at risk of potential violence/harm. One would assume that perhaps the youth was going in with a different agenda than simply helping an elderly man? Food for thought. Gilles Rousset Lyon, France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Second worst on this story. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323312/Al-Qaeda-leader-Ken-Bigley-escaped-British-helicopter-ran-fuel.html Getting negatives in the thirties on a couple of others but these stories have hardcore hate and negatives are in the hundreds. Not doing too well just yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Second worst on this story. http://www.dailymail...r-ran-fuel.html Getting negatives in the thirties on a couple of others but these stories have hardcore hate and negatives are in the hundreds. Not doing too well just yet. Good stuff. I could almost believe that you're a genuine DM reader gone wrong there. Also, do their fecking mods take Sundays off??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Dear I P Knightley, We have reviewed your comment made on "Dog owners warned as mystery autumn disease kills their pets"(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-autumn-disease-kills-pets.html), 22/10/2010 at 23:38 and exercised our discretion not to re-instate it on MailOnline. My second post to have been complained about and reviewed by the Mail Mods. I think the first one got put back on the old codgers story. This one, though, has clearly bitten the dust. One thing for sure: very few of us will be able to launch credible defences if accused of JKB of being trolls or WUMs. Collectively, we have quite a knack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Awww, plop!! Hello, Your account has been permanently de-activated for going against the Community Guidelines. You are no longer allowed to post on the Daily Mail or other Associated Newspapers Ltd sites using this or any other user. Please be advised that should you post again we reserve the right to contact your ISP/employer and seek that action is taken against you. Regards, Senior Community Editor Daily Mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Awww, plop!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Awww, plop!! Just get a new account created and flush your browser cache. We should bombard them in retaliation. Oh wait, we already are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Just get a new account created and flush your browser cache. We should bombard them in retaliation. Oh wait, we already are. I prefer to take the view that I can be the James Dean of the JKB infiltration of the Daily Mail, with a light that burned fiercely for a short moment before being cruelly snuffed out. The comments on the old codger story now take on a very different hue. Every single one that attacked my original post and the couple of retorts I gave have all been expunged. It's gone from having 75 comments to 33. I think the one that got me the ban was the response to Max in Canada being patronising about colonials and their poor grasp of grammar. I had a nice one in the pipeline to post about the intolerance of Daily Mail readers and how, when they spot a weakness or difference in one within their community, they round on him like a pack of savage hyenas. It finished with me comparing their intolerance to that of Adolf Hitler and Nazi Germany. I'm sure it would have gone down well but will, sadly, remain as my unfinished symphony - although I bequeath it to the good people of JKB to do with as they choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Awww, plop!! Welcome to my club, it was getting rather lonely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'm giving it a try, pretty tame effort on "Its Wor" about Geordie skiers (or the lack of them) for a 1st attempt! I suppose a -8 for a 1st attempt isn't too bad, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 (edited) The Westburn Phantom ain't getting published anywhere:down: Edited October 25, 2010 by ...a bit disco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 The Westburn Phantom ain't getting published anywhere:down: Neither is WAJ from Airdrie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I got one on today Abi Titmus exercising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'm on plus 5 for this Never been a Jagger fan, a bit to girly for me and he likes cricket which makes me doubt his sexuality anyway. Glad there stopping not done anything since Undercover and that was 30 odd years ago. Rolling Stones RIP, no Rolling Stones YAWN. - Tynie, Edinburgh, 25/10/2010 11:27 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1323465/Rolling-Stones-R-I-P--killed-mans-jealousy.html#comments#ixzz13NqRi93H These readers are sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'm on plus 5 for this Never been a Jagger fan, a bit to girly for me and he likes cricket which makes me doubt his sexuality anyway. Glad there stopping not done anything since Undercover and that was 30 odd years ago. Rolling Stones RIP, no Rolling Stones YAWN. - Tynie, Edinburgh, 25/10/2010 11:27 Read more: http://www.dailymail...s#ixzz13NqRi93H These readers are sick Jagger = rubber lips, strange thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 My second post to have been complained about and reviewed by the Mail Mods. I think the first one got put back on the old codgers story. This one, though, has clearly bitten the dust. One thing for sure: very few of us will be able to launch credible defences if accused of JKB of being trolls or WUMs. Collectively, we have quite a knack! Awww, plop!! Dear vic spangler, We would like to let you know that your comment made on "Dog owners warned as mystery autumn disease kills their pets"(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-autumn-disease-kills-pets.html), 22/10/2010 at 19:15 has been re-instated on MailOnline. We welcome user comments and hope you continue to contribute in the future. i have dodged the bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Dear vic spangler, We would like to let you know that your comment made on "Dog owners warned as mystery autumn disease kills their pets"(http://www.dailymail...ills-pets.html), 22/10/2010 at 19:15 has been re-instated on MailOnline. We welcome user comments and hope you continue to contribute in the future. i have dodged the bullet. A victory of epic proportions for right-minded (?) people everywhere. Well done that man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 A victory of epic proportions for right-minded (?) people everywhere. Well done that man! it's been a stressful weekend with my daily mail posting future hanging in the balance. it's a huge weight lifted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 it's been a stressful weekend with my daily mail posting future hanging in the balance. it's a huge weight lifted. Its a joyous thing. Vic Spangler still in the game and ripping middle Englanders a new one. Its time for The Westburn Phantom to go at it from a different angle methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Its a joyous thing. Vic Spangler still in the game and ripping middle Englanders a new one. Its time for The Westburn Phantom to go at it from a different angle methinks. i agree. i feel like celebrating a new lease of life by posting something. where should we go today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'm thinking this..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323618/BBC-forced-say-sorry-Jeremy-Clarkson-special-needs-joke.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'm thinking this..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323618/BBC-forced-say-sorry-Jeremy-Clarkson-special-needs-joke.html vile comments from clarkson. he should volunteer to do some unpaid work with national autistic society as some recompense. in fact it might be highly useful in terms of building bridges if the producers were to invite some 'special needs' guests to do a lap in the reasonably priced car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Or just for a warm up, here's an unmoderated one. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1323632/Prostitutes-ordered-wear-fluorescent-jackets-Spanish-roads.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 vile comments from clarkson. he should volunteer to do some unpaid work with national autistic society as some recompense. in fact it might be highly useful in terms of building bridges if the producers were to invite some 'special needs' guests to do a lap in the reasonably priced car. I would buy that DVD:thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 The miserable feckers edited my comment on the Clarkson thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Giving this gypsie relocation story a wee bash as it only has 1 negative comment... Forshame!!! "This makes perfect sense to me, the travellers get a new site and the locals get their wish for them to be moved granted. A win - win situation. ?10million might seem like a lot of money but it would probably cost more to house these people in the community. Can't see what all the fuss is about." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 in at -25 on clarkson. i'm up against stiff opposition as there's a fair few folk who loathe him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 in at -25 on clarkson. i'm up against stiff opposition as there's a fair few folk who loathe him. I'm hoping to get this past the mods. "These "speciale needs" comments would have been hilariously funny had they been made by a comedian, eg. Billy Connolly, Dara O'Brien, Al Murray etc. However, the fact that they came from a presenter of a factual motoring programme makes it an obscene insult to people who have special needs. Jeremy leave trying to be funny to those that are indeed funny." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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