Let's make Daily Mail readers SEETHE.

[Acey]

Here are the rules:

 

1) Every so often, a link to a story from the Daily Mail website will be posted.

2) Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post a comment on the story with the aim of making it the "worst rated" comment. In other words, your comment should make your typical Daily Mail reader seethe with fury.

 

Example

 

Here is a typically Daily Mail-ish Daily Mail story - muslims rargh

 

An example of the "best rated" comments:

"Make a stand Beverley, this is ENGLAND or was !!!!!!!!!!!"

 

...but we're not interested in those.

 

"Richard from Colchester" has the right idea, as you can see from the "Worst Rated" comments:

 

"I agree with the council, its totally irresponsible to have the smell of bacon where Muslims are present. I'm surprised action wasn't taken sooner!"

 

At the time of writing, this comment has been given the "thumbs down" 876 times.

 

So, can the fine trolls of Kickback do any better?

 

YOUR FIRST STORY

 

Girl, 11, kicked out of cheerleading team for "not shaking her booty enough".

 

Remember, the trick is keeping your comments subtle enough to slip through the moderation net, but remaining firmly on the wind-up.

 

Good luck!

Edited October 21, 2010 by Acey

[davemclaren]

Here are the rules:

 

1) Every so often, a link to a story from the Daily Mail website will be posted.

2) Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post a comment on the story with the aim of making it the "worst rated" comment. In other words, your comment should make your typical Daily Mail reader seethe with fury.

 

Example

 

Here is a typically Daily Mail-ish Daily Mail story - muslims rargh

 

An example of the "best rated" comments:

"Make a stand Beverley, this is ENGLAND or was !!!!!!!!!!!"

 

...but we're not interested in those.

 

"Richard from Colchester" has the right idea, as you can see from the "Worst Rated" comments:

 

"I agree with the council, its totally irresponsible to have the smell of bacon where Muslims are present. I'm surprised action wasn't taken sooner!"

 

At the time of writing, this comment has been given the "thumbs down" 876 times.

 

So, can the fine trolls of Kickback do any better?

 

YOUR FIRST STORY

 

Girl, 11, kicked out of cheerleading team for "not shaking her booty enough".

 

Remember, the trick is keeping your comments subtle enough to slip through the moderation net, but remaining firmly on the wind-up.

 

Good luck!

 

You need to get a job Acey.

[Eckauskas]

Use KB names?

[Acey]

You need to get a job Acey.

 

I'm procrastinating while I'm meant to be trying to draft some fictional ****'s will.

[davemclaren]

I'm procrastinating while I'm meant to be trying to draft some fictional ****'s will.

 

 

Is it not unethical to talk about your fictional clients like that?

[The Old Tolbooth]

Use KB names?

Eh naw!

[I.J]

Here are the rules:

 

1) Every so often, a link to a story from the Daily Mail website will be posted.

2) Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post a comment on the story with the aim of making it the "worst rated" comment. In other words, your comment should make your typical Daily Mail reader seethe with fury.

 

Example

 

Here is a typically Daily Mail-ish Daily Mail story - muslims rargh

 

An example of the "best rated" comments:

"Make a stand Beverley, this is ENGLAND or was !!!!!!!!!!!"

 

...but we're not interested in those.

 

"Richard from Colchester" has the right idea, as you can see from the "Worst Rated" comments:

 

"I agree with the council, its totally irresponsible to have the smell of bacon where Muslims are present. I'm surprised action wasn't taken sooner!"

 

At the time of writing, this comment has been given the "thumbs down" 876 times.

 

So, can the fine trolls of Kickback do any better?

 

YOUR FIRST STORY

 

Girl, 11, kicked out of cheerleading team for "not shaking her booty enough".

 

Remember, the trick is keeping your comments subtle enough to slip through the moderation net, but remaining firmly on the wind-up.

 

Good luck!

 

Acey, this is the best idea you've had in your entire kickback life, enough so to make me want to take back anything bad I've ever said to you, anyone who has ever met you, and anyone who will ever meet you.

 

I'm in.

[Ray Winstone]

I'm in - sent my comment in.

 

 

[2NaFish]

It's like jack wills but infinitely more worthy a cause.

[rossthejambo]

Here are the rules:

 

1) Every so often, a link to a story from the Daily Mail website will be posted.

2) Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post a comment on the story with the aim of making it the "worst rated" comment. In other words, your comment should make your typical Daily Mail reader seethe with fury.

 

Example

 

Here is a typically Daily Mail-ish Daily Mail story - muslims rargh

 

An example of the "best rated" comments:

"Make a stand Beverley, this is ENGLAND or was !!!!!!!!!!!"

 

...but we're not interested in those.

 

"Richard from Colchester" has the right idea, as you can see from the "Worst Rated" comments:

 

"I agree with the council, its totally irresponsible to have the smell of bacon where Muslims are present. I'm surprised action wasn't taken sooner!"

 

At the time of writing, this comment has been given the "thumbs down" 876 times.

 

So, can the fine trolls of Kickback do any better?

 

YOUR FIRST STORY

 

Girl, 11, kicked out of cheerleading team for "not shaking her booty enough".

 

Remember, the trick is keeping your comments subtle enough to slip through the moderation net, but remaining firmly on the wind-up.

 

Good luck!

 

A brilliant idea

 

As long as it doesn't go the way of the Jack Wills forum.

[Victorian]

I'm in - sent my comment in.

ditto. hasn't appeared yet.

[The Old Tolbooth]

I'm loving this, my comment is in too

 

"She's been shaking her booty for 7 years and all of a sudden she gets shy, her teacher is quite right as she wont be so shy in 4 years time when a male askes her to "shake her booty" "

[Ray Winstone]

ditto. hasn't appeared yet.

 

 

They moderate it 'in advance' - might have to wait until tomorrow.

[rossthejambo]

I'm loving this, my comment is in too

 

"She's been shaking her booty for 7 years and all of a sudden she gets shy, her teacher is quite right as she wont be so shy in 4 years time when a male askes her to "shake her booty" "

 

 

That will probably get thumbs up from Daily Mail readers.

[Victorian]

They moderate it 'in advance' - might have to wait until tomorrow.

bah.

 

what did you post?

 

mine -

 

"let's face it, the mother was no cheerleader, was she? it's her fault for pushing the daughter into it as a kind of compensatory thing for her own frumpyness"

[Ray Winstone]

bah.

 

what did you post?

 

mine -

 

"let's face it, the mother was no cheerleader, was she? it's her fault for pushing the daughter into it as a kind of compensatory thing for her own frumpyness"

 

 

Something along the lines of - 'cheerleading is silly, but this kind of attitude should't be accepted in any walk of life, is it a case she won't do it or can't do it?'

 

But Ben from Northampton is 'romping' away with this prize atm.

Edited October 21, 2010 by Tucks

[Acey]

Can't remember my exact wording, but it's under the name of "Irvine Jambo" from the Highlands.

 

edit: Was something about enjoying child beauty pageants, because they instill a competitive mentality.

Edited October 21, 2010 by Acey

[The Old Tolbooth]

 

That will probably get thumbs up from Daily Mail readers.

 

I thought they were more snobbish than your average S*n reader too

[Victorian]

Something along the lines of - 'cheerleading is silly, but this kind of attitude should't be accepted in any walk of life, is it a case she won't do it or can't do it?'

 

But Ben from Northampton is 'romping' away with this prize atm.

 

he has a valid point as well!

[P-Dizzle]

Right, I've had a go. Sounds fun.

[The Merse]

Cheerleading is completely inappropriate in the first place, it is offensive to other cultures who do not believe girls should be showing skin. More clothes and then they can shake their booty as much as they like - so long as we can only see the eyes.

[Guest C00l K1d]

Mines was along the lines of.. if the move consists of ''shaking the booty'' then ''the booty must be shaken''

[P-Dizzle]

I'm not saying what my post was incase it does get up, and it's shit.

[2NaFish]

Cheerleading is completely inappropriate in the first place, it is offensive to other cultures who do not believe girls should be showing skin. More clothes and then they can shake their booty as much as they like - so long as we can only see the eyes.

 

You might've got away with it had you left the last part out. Subtlety is required. Although i'm not one to give advice, i managed to slip the line "I'm not defending paedophilia, but..." in a couple of time.

Edited October 21, 2010 by 2NaFish

[P-Dizzle]

I tried to crowbar asylum seekers in to mine. So we'll see what gets through.

[Acey]

If you guys want to have a look for an article where the comments are unmoderated, fire away.

[The Merse]

You might've got away with it had you left the last part out. Subtlety is required. Although i'm not one to give advice, i managed to slip the line "I'm not defending paedophilia, but..." in a couple of time.

 

I knew I'd taken it too far, couldn't resist.

 

[The People's Chimp]

unmoderated

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322470/The-Apprentice-2010-Exit-stage-left-Paloma--real-villain.html

[cashgenerator]

Here are the rules:

 

1) Every so often, a link to a story from the Daily Mail website will be posted.

2) Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post a comment on the story with the aim of making it the "worst rated" comment. In other words, your comment should make your typical Daily Mail reader seethe with fury.

 

Example

 

Here is a typically Daily Mail-ish Daily Mail story - muslims rargh

 

An example of the "best rated" comments:

"Make a stand Beverley, this is ENGLAND or was !!!!!!!!!!!"

 

...but we're not interested in those.

 

"Richard from Colchester" has the right idea, as you can see from the "Worst Rated" comments:

 

"I agree with the council, its totally irresponsible to have the smell of bacon where Muslims are present. I'm surprised action wasn't taken sooner!"

 

At the time of writing, this comment has been given the "thumbs down" 876 times.

 

So, can the fine trolls of Kickback do any better?

 

YOUR FIRST STORY

 

Girl, 11, kicked out of cheerleading team for "not shaking her booty enough".

 

Remember, the trick is keeping your comments subtle enough to slip through the moderation net, but remaining firmly on the wind-up.

 

Good luck!

 

Superb thread!!

[Ulysses]

I decided to try something that could (I think) have been written by a Daily Mail reader, but that I'd expect to annoy people reading that article. But it could backfire and end up with a really high approval rating.

[Chaka Demus & pliers]

unmoderated

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322470/The-Apprentice-2010-Exit-stage-left-Paloma--real-villain.html

 

I've kept it simple (but hopefully effective) on this one as Alice M from Brighton

 

Comment not on yet though

[Moriarty]

mine was something along the lines of

 

"its always the chunky girls who have a problem with this sort of thing isn't it?"

 

[Victorian]

mine is on.

 

apprentice yin.

Edited October 21, 2010 by SPANKY SPANGLER

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

mine is on.

 

Was there a delay between you posting and it going on?

[Moriarty]

mine is on.

 

apprentice yin.

 

 

good work spangler I went for a similar route.

[Victorian]

Was there a delay between you posting and it going on?

it's the unmoderated apprentice story. you have to click 'newest' to see the new ones.

[2NaFish]

I decided to try something that could (I think) have been written by a Daily Mail reader, but that I'd expect to annoy people reading that article. But it could backfire and end up with a really high approval rating.

 

I was weary of ending up doing that too. It ended up as a rallying call to those annoyed at teacher's not being allowed to order kids to shake it and how this marked another step on the inevitable slide into anarachy. They could ignore the paedophilia and go Littlejohn on it.

[Victorian]

good work spangler I went for a similar route.

not on yet.

[Moriarty]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322330/Kim-Kardashian-celebrates-30th-birthday-ANOTHER-party.html

 

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

Yours has been deleted.

[Victorian]

Yours has been deleted.

nah. you click 'newest'.

 

i've got 2 points up!

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

It disappeared. Did you give them your email or that? Mines isn't up.

[Victorian]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322330/Kim-Kardashian-celebrates-30th-birthday-ANOTHER-party.html

 

[Acey]

why do all her friends look mentally handicapped in that top picture?

 

I would see to her backside until the neighbours complained about the smell.

 

- Jean Luc's Face, Edinburgh, 21/10/2010 23:36

 

:rofl:

[Victorian]

who's dougie donnelly?

[Ray Winstone]

I can't see any of the new comments.

 

Last one I can view is Ben from northampton.

 

Gutted.

[Moriarty]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322321/MOBO-Awards-2010-X-Factor-reject-Gamu-Nhengu-cheered-crowds.html

 

Can't see my effort for this one getting through.

 

"nobody would care if she wasn't black. reverse discrimination at its worst.

 

ROBERT MUGABE BARMY ARMY"

[Ulysses]

I was weary of ending up doing that too. It ended up as a rallying call to those annoyed at teacher's not being allowed to order kids to shake it and how this marked another step on the inevitable slide into anarachy. They could ignore the paedophilia and go Littlejohn on it.

 

I went for the "In my day, you'd have got a clip round the ear for talking back to a teacher." strategy. I can't remember the details, but I got some swipes in about TV chat shows and bad parenting, before finishing with "It's no wonder we're all going to hell in a handcart".

[I P Knightley]

unmoderated

 

http://www.dailymail...al-villain.html

 

 

 

"Vic Spangler" - could he possibly be one of us???

[Moriarty]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322382/Coronation-Streets-Rosie-Webster-strips-AGAIN-joins-Jason-Grimshaw-sexy-underwear-shoot.html