Lovecraft Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Still life in this old dog yet - up to No 5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-disease-kills-pets.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Just posted a good one on the submarine article. Managed to put asylum seekers and merging armed forces with the EU and USA in there. Surely worthy of a good few negatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 i had a dog once. it was cleverer than me. it taught me my winalot mentality. - mickey love, over-le-friendly, 22/10/2010 21:30 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-disease-kills-pets.html#ixzz137bqx6SW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Lisa Marie looks just like her Daddy. Beautiful. - Kate, Denver, 22/10/2010 17:06 Yes, a dead man. I have no chance of getting it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Who's M McGhee from Aberdeen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Hearts_Runner Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 (edited) "Some old todgers. So what? Who cares!!!! - Prancer, CC Blooms., 22/10/2010 17:55 How disrespectful to call this family 'some old todgers' Why bother commenting then if you don't care? Have you not heard the saying 'if you haven't anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Remember, one day you might be old! - MTM, London, England, UK, 22/10/2010 19:23" Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322779/Meet-worlds-oldest-siblings-racked-astonishing-474-years-them.html#ixzz137f5zrun Close to pat stantoning myself with that one, excellent wind up and the bait well and truly swallowed! :lol: Edited October 22, 2010 by Jambo_In_DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Just posted a good one on the submarine article. Managed to put asylum seekers and merging armed forces with the EU and USA in there. Surely worthy of a good few negatives How the hell can this post not get on on an UNMODERATED article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Who's M McGhee from Aberdeen? That would be me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm in on the Traveller's article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Roddy Skacel winning this one with -121. My contribution should appear shortly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm in on the Traveller's article How long before you were posted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 How long before you were posted? Almost 5 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Yasssssssssssssssssssssssss some stupid bitch has quoted me on the MJ story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Yasssssssssssssssssssssssss some stupid bitch has quoted me on the MJ story I was just looking at that and you've been quoted a few times and -177 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 This country is going to hell in a handcart - Pea, UK, 22/10/2010 13:44 Or it would be if SOMEONE hadn't half-inched it. - The Westburn Phantom, Here,there, every ****ing where!, 22/10/2010 17:38 Click to rate Rating (0) Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322822/Gypsies-facing-eviction-illegal-travellers-camp-Crays-Hill-jump-housing-list.html#ixzz137lSsVpx Aboot 5 hours late!!!! BTW, some clever sod has cottoned on to the fact that the whole of Scotland has posted in support of the gypsies:whistling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I was just looking at that and you've been quoted a few times and -177 Have I? Just seen one from some Yorkshire dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 With the state of our armed forces today it's a wonder that this hasn't happened sooner. They just squander the ridiculous amount of money they are given. I'd be surprised if the entire crew have half a dozen GCSE's between them. - BigC, Edinburgh, 22/10/2010 21:57 I'm going to hell aren't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Ehlvis Phressley has a pending comment on Jackson page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 (edited) Jeff Jimmeries awaits the flak from the UK dog lovers. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Dog-owners-warned-mystery-disease-kills-pets.html 12 red arrows in 2 minutes!! Edited October 22, 2010 by jamiej29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 And with this thread I think the Shed has finally owned the Terrace...if not the entire interweb... Outstanding work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 BTW, some clever sod has cottoned on to the fact that the whole of Scotland has posted in support of the gypsies:whistling: I wonder why the vast majority of posts in support of the rights' of these travellers have come from people living in Scitland. (etc. etc.) - Jane Roberts, Oxford, 22/10/2010 17:54 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 And with this thread I think the Shed has finally owned the Terrace...if not the entire interweb... Outstanding work. Bang on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Jeff Jimmeries awaits the flak from the UK dog lovers. http://www.dailymail...kills-pets.html Would that be Jeff Jimmeries of Jalfrezi? Corking stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 It's their culture to live in caravan's in their communities. Do you think they sit in their caravans whinging about them tacky houses driving the prices of their caravans down? I don't think so. They're respectable people who are accepting of our cultures so why don't we do the decent thing and be accepting of theirs. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322822/Gypsies-facing-eviction-illegal-travellers-camp-Crays-Hill-jump-housing-list.html#ixzz137q4yrS0 My attempt on the travellers thread. Not as good as the others but still worthy of -12 so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Just back in from the pictures. Pushing myself at the collective efforts and almost in years of laughter at IP's efforts on the old codgers story! Time for Thomas Sheridan Esq to get busy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Have I? Just seen one from some Yorkshire dirty. Attention seeker. She is just another person wanting to benefit from his passing. - Pat Mcginlay, Leith near Edinburgh Hahahahaha! Why? Such an illogical comment. Her dad was Elvis Presley. The King of Rock and Roll. If thats not going to bring you attention nothing will. Oprah was bound to ask her about her marriage, gets the viewers in - sarah, Homfirth, 22/10/2010 16:27 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322740/Michael-Jacksons-death-Lisa-Marie-Presley-speaks-time.html#ixzz137qXvgmu She never cared about Michael. Attention seeker. She is just another person wanting to benefit from his passing. Pat Mcginlay, Leith near Edinburgh, Gosh Pat, what a strange remark! How do you propose she is benefiting from his passing? Money? well in truth she has probably more money than Jackson had. Fame? Well, she is not exactly a c lister herself. And maybe Michael never cared about her! - Mischa, west yorkshire, 22/10/2010 18:51 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322740/Michael-Jacksons-death-Lisa-Marie-Presley-speaks-time.html#ixzz137qiPXqY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 It's their culture to live in caravan's in their communities. Do you think they sit in their caravans whinging about them tacky houses driving the prices of their caravans down? I don't think so. They're respectable people who are accepting of our cultures so why don't we do the decent thing and be accepting of theirs. Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz137q4yrS0 My attempt on the travellers thread. Not as good as the others but still worthy of -12 so far Better than me. I've just gone green on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I wonder why the vast majority of posts in support of the rights' of these travellers have come from people living in Scotland. Can this possibly be that, in Scotland, nobody has any idea of what the reality of traveller encampments means to local people? We have had endless examples around us, and the filth and squalor have to be seen to be believed. Faeces everywhere, filthy, foul-mouth feral children who steal from shops and whom nobody has the nerve to stop because of the threats and intimidation coming from the adults, and an indescribable mess left for other to clear up. No, they are not welcome, and it's entirely their own fault. - Jane Roberts, Oxford, 22/10/2010 17:54 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322822/Gypsies-facing-eviction-illegal-travellers-camp-Crays-Hill-jump-housing-list.html#ixzz137qmetj8 oh jane... if only you knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Attention seeker. She is just another person wanting to benefit from his passing. - Pat Mcginlay, Leith near Edinburgh Hahahahaha! Why? Such an illogical comment. Her dad was Elvis Presley. The King of Rock and Roll. If thats not going to bring you attention nothing will. Oprah was bound to ask her about her marriage, gets the viewers in - sarah, Homfirth, 22/10/2010 16:27 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322740/Michael-Jacksons-death-Lisa-Marie-Presley-speaks-time.html#ixzz137qXvgmu She never cared about Michael. Attention seeker. She is just another person wanting to benefit from his passing. Pat Mcginlay, Leith near Edinburgh, Gosh Pat, what a strange remark! How do you propose she is benefiting from his passing? Money? well in truth she has probably more money than Jackson had. Fame? Well, she is not exactly a c lister herself. And maybe Michael never cared about her! - Mischa, west yorkshire, 22/10/2010 18:51 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322740/Michael-Jacksons-death-Lisa-Marie-Presley-speaks-time.html#ixzz137qiPXqY Just replied to Mischa.Doubt it will be allowed though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Would that be Jeff Jimmeries of Jalfrezi? Corking stuff! Yep Jeff from Jalfrezi who eats dogs!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 And with this thread I think the Shed has finally owned the Terrace...if not the entire interweb... Outstanding work. I'm sure that even Acey didn't think it would take off like this. Some pretty hilarious stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 And with this thread I think the Shed has finally owned the Terrace...if not the entire interweb... Outstanding work. At the very least, The Mailonline is currently face down choking on its own pillow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Terry Tibbs has just made his entrance on the travellers story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Wont we have to run "The Second Best Thread of the Year" at the end of year Kickback Awards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Bob de Bilde is seeing Green. Not happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 (edited) Who is this? 'From my experiences of Essex I feel huge amounts of sympathy for the travelers. I just hope hope the locals are treating them well until they reach a desirable location.' - Mark De Vries, Edinburgh, 22/10/2010 Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz137upZWNU Edited October 22, 2010 by ...a bit disco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322989/The-teacher-banned-life-useless.html Fresh Meat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 This one is ripe for the people that get posted. I've had a go but zero comments up yet. Missing the O' out of the last name of the school might help or not. Mr Ahmed was head of business studies at the John O'Gaunt Community Technology College in Hungerford, Berkshire, from September 2007 to January 2009. He had taught for a total of 13 years at schools across the South East. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322989/The-teacher-banned-life-useless.html#ixzz137vyz2Pp Come on get in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm sure that even Acey didn't think it would take off like this. Some pretty hilarious stuff. He may have created a monster. There's a world of online newspapers out there... At the very least, The Mailonline is currently face down choking on its own pillow! The Guardian, Daily Star and FT have called emergency 3am strokey beard meetings and are battening down the hatches as we speak.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular John Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Who is this? 'From my experiences of Essex I feel huge amounts of sympathy for the travelers. I just hope hope the locals are treating them well until they reach a desirable location.' - Mark De Vries, Edinburgh, 22/10/2010 Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz137upZWNU That's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 That's me. Positive work there de Vries. Back of the net sir:thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 oh jane... if only you knew. She actually called it Scitland in her first sentence. First time I've seen "skit" spelt with a c. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 At least my alter ego is getting abuse even if I'm in the green Oldest Siblings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322989/The-teacher-banned-life-useless.html Fresh Meat! in like a rat up a drainpipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 ' STUPIDEST? No such word, correct way of saying it is "more stupid". How many more stupid postings will the DM allow? And how about NOT printing such vile comments as the one from I P Knightly (so do we all by the way, but not in a taxi). This person is obviously some kind of sick moron.' - Max, Vancouver, Canada, 22/10/2010 22:13 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322779/Meet-worlds-oldest-siblings-racked-astonishing-474-years-them.html#ixzz137zWr9dZ We have created a monster!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 She actually called it Scitland in her first sentence. First time I've seen "skit" spelt with a c. aye. i did the crusty auld hoor a favour by correcting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 aye. i did the crusty auld hoor a favour by correcting it. I've got an idea. Let's all club together and buy a plot of land in Crays, Essex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I've got an idea. Let's all club together and buy a plot of land in Crays, Essex. set up a skittish enclave you mean? sounds good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 ha ha I P Knightly!! even after its pointed out how stupid you were, you still didnt get it! brilliant! - lee, wirral, 22/10/2010 23:08 I actually just about let out a bit of wee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 (edited) Yasssssssssssssssssssssssss some stupid bitch has quoted me on the MJ story You're Pat McGinlay? (sorry - finding the alter alter egos hard to follow!) Just back in from the pictures. Pushing myself at the collective efforts and almost in years of laughter at IP's efforts on the old codgers story! Time for Thomas Sheridan Esq to get busy! Cheers Thor. Let myself down a little elsewhere though: Michael Jackson is still the KING OF POP ever. Imagine just how great their kids would have been if he and Lisa Marie had the son of the KING of POP and the grandson of the KING of ROCK and ROLL. Or grand-daughter. - Ryan Kearney, Cyprus Currently sitting on +127 The shame!!! Read more: http://www.dailymail...s#ixzz1382ga2il ' STUPIDEST? No such word, correct way of saying it is "more stupid". How many more stupid postings will the DM allow? And how about NOT printing such vile comments as the one from I P Knightly (so do we all by the way, but not in a taxi). This person is obviously some kind of sick moron.' - Max, Vancouver, Canada, 22/10/2010 22:13 Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz137zWr9dZ We have created a monster!!!! My history teacher once called me a moron for sniggering during some video about the evolution of sea travel and how the nwere ships had big "screws" on them. He wasn't wrong and 30 years later Max is coming at me with the same accusation. Am heading off to the Mail to sort out his grammar for him. (and see whether round 3 got posted - with hindsight, I put in an error which may get spotted) Edited October 22, 2010 by I P Knightley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3,611
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.