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and you sir, win a giant cauliflower

 

 

 

a rooster lays an egg on a top of a hill

which way does the egg fall?

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and you sir, win a giant cauliflower

 

 

 

a rooster lays an egg on a top of a hill

which way does the egg fall?

roosters dont lay eggs.

 

but if it was a chicken i would say left, as gravity is stronger on the left. FACT

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roosters dont lay eggs.

 

but if it was a chicken i would say left, as gravity is stronger on the left. FACT

 

correct....

 

 

you win a box of penis shaped pasta!

 

 

 

Why do cows wear bells?

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Because their horns don't work.

 

 

 

your prize is boy george in an orange jumpsuit

 

 

 

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,

With piercing force its doles out fate,

Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,

Eternally joining in a single bite.

What am I?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

as much wood as the woodchuck could chuck wood

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your prize is boy george in an orange jumpsuit

 

 

 

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,

With piercing force its doles out fate,

Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,

Eternally joining in a single bite.

What am I?

A poem.

 

Possibly a haiku, but I cant be bothered remembering what that is or counting syllables.

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nope

A human describing a vampire? Or a riddle writer.

 

The first 4 line are you describing something, then the last one asks what you are.

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A Stapler

 

 

 

and you win a haircut at phil mitchells barbers

 

 

 

enough with the riddles now, i'm tired. as soon as i finish this soothing peppermint tea i'm heading to bed

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wooo

 

If you guys don't get a move on I am coming down to haunt your asses of forever...

 

woooooooooo

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Heres the way I see it

 

Boof, townie everyone knows it.

 

me, everyone seems to suspect me just now which is fair enough. I think its mainly due to some rookie mistakes that have been too stupid that it makes me look like a genius goon..but i can guarantee you all that I am really just that stupid. Anyway, its hard to convince people your innoccent without it making you look worste. The only thing i can say was, when it appeared to be 4-4 with Bigsmak(goon) and commander, I was the last guy to have a vote and i voted for Bigsmak effectively knocking him out.

 

medico, probably the reason i look suspicious is the fact I continue to stand up for her, but ive seen nothing thats convinced me she is a goon, yet she almost got lynched straight after the vote the other night for reasons i just dont buy into. And reading the posts from this afternoon, it genuinely looked like she had been killed when yvonne voted for her, if the count had been right from what people thought it was she would have been dead, and her response to me was genuine when she said straight after yvonnes vote that we had made a mistake. Why would i continuely openly keep sticking up for someone who people though was a goon if I was also a goon? isnt that a bit too obvious? i dont think i would be so public with my support.

 

im not certain which two from the other 3 for certain, if i had to make a thin argument i'd say the odds that both yvonne and bev being goons twice in a row using a random method of picking 3 goons from 20 people must be pretty big..so i would have to say that my two suspects right now are:- Malky, and Flux.

 

so thats the way i see it. Dont think it will make much difference to anyones thoughts, but when it gets to the end and if im right maybe people will start to trust me in future games.

 

"We have, as all will agree, a free Government, where every man has a right to be equal with every other man. In this great struggle, this form of Government and every form of human right is endangered if our enemies succeed" - Abe lincoln Aug22 1864

 

When the conduct of men is designed to be influenced, persuasion, kind, unassuming persuasion, should ever be adopted. It is an old and a true maxim, that a "drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gall-Abe Lincoln Feb22 1842

 

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next- Russel Crowe 2000

 

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.- Dustin Hoffman 1967

 

end of speach.

 

CUE rapturous applaud and standing ovation.

 

exit stage right.

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:laugh: was waiting for that. you have a good shot at getting 4 by going for me too

 

votes forme and medico did not work

 

you did not unvote me so.....

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votes forme and medico did not work

 

you did not unvote me so.....

 

im not likely to unvote you either, im only going to unvote you if a couple of people have votes on malky, then i might consider him instead but im definately going to be on one of you two

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HHmmm BBJ nice speech there. I do think now maybe you and medico are not the last goons but I definately think 1 of the 2 of you are, now just to work out what 1. Could it be BBJ & Malky?

Im off to work now and will be back on late afternoon.

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Just a quicky as I'm at work and not supposed to be on the web.

 

Instead of listing a guilty list, everybody should pick the two they think are goons and give their reasons for picking them. That should allow us to pick out those that have the most flippant reasons which could maybe help determine gooniness.

 

I'll gladly be first to do it but I'll not be on til approx 6 pm if you don't mind waiting.

 

cheers,

 

malky

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I had something similar in mind...I was going to post why I found player x guilty and why I found them innocent for all players, then see if I could make anything of it all.

 

Don't think I can be ersed to read all 32 pages though :(

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Yvonne-not a goon in the slightest as Bev was one

Flux- hello everyone

Malky- far too talkative for a goon

BBJ- suspicious of his quick vote and then vote of medico

Boof- not a goon unless the goons realised that Bev would be whacked in the night

Medico-good tactic to go awol to seem inoccent

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Yvonne-not a goon in the slightest as Bev was one

Flux- hello everyone

Malky- far too talkative for a goon

BBJ- suspicious of his quick vote and then vote of medico

Boof- not a goon unless the goons realised that Bev would be whacked in the night

Medico-good tactic to go awol to seem inoccent

 

what quick vote was that? :mw_confused:and my vote of medico?:mw_confused:

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Yvonne-not a goon in the slightest as Bev was one

Flux- hello everyone

Malky- far too talkative for a goon

BBJ- suspicious of his quick vote and then vote of medico

Boof- not a goon unless the goons realised that Bev would be whacked in the night

Medico-good tactic to go awol to seem inoccent

 

Is that saying you are a goon?

:xmaswoot:

Loving the Christmas smileys so may need to use a few :xmashappy:

I am same as Boof really dont want to have to read back over every page to find the bits that have made me suspicious of people. I think if anyone has an overall spreadsheet of all the voting (including those who are out the game) Deek? I would try and do all that myself but already cocked it up this game so dont want to risk it again.

My thoughts at the moment BBJ and Medico are not both goons but 1 definately is. Same as Malky and Flux

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Reasons for my guilty list is at post 1269....or at least reasons why I believe the others to be not guilty.

 

Malky

Flux

 

my vote remains on flux.

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Yvonne-not a goon in the slightest as Bev was one

Flux- hello everyone

Malky- far too talkative for a goon

BBJ- suspicious of his quick vote and then vote of medico

Boof- not a goon unless the goons realised that Bev would be whacked in the night

Medico-good tactic to go awol to seem inoccent

 

1 - dodgy logic

2 - Hello to you too

3 - Mmmmmaybe

4 - agree

5 - I wish

6 - agree

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woooo

 

 

bloody hell you lot are stretching this out aint you? :xmasunsure:

 

Christmas smilies are the bomb :xmasgrin:

 

 

woooo

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Anybody got latest vote count? :xmasoh::xmashappy::xmassick::xmasgrin::xmaseye::xmassick::xmascrazy::xmaszip::xmastongue::xmasbabe:

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unvote flux

 

vote medico

 

unvote medico

 

found it.

 

two minutes apart when you realised it only needed one vote to kill medico.

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Flux 3

BBJ 1

Medico 1

 

Can you be a sweetie and tell us who has voted who? Thank you :xmasgrin::5643:

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Quote: Originally Posted by flux unvote flux viewpost.gif

Yvonne-not a goon in the slightest as Bev was one

Flux- hello everyone

Malky- far too talkative for a goon

BBJ- suspicious of his quick vote and then vote of medico

Boof- not a goon unless the goons realised that Bev would be whacked in the night

Medico-good tactic to go awol to seem inoccent

 

1 - dodgy logic (but highly probable)

2 - Hello to you too (hello sir)

3 - Mmmmmaybe (having an active kill vote on bigsmak?, whacking off his brother in the night?)

4 - agree (see evidence)

5 - I wish (you want to be a goon!)

6 - agree (again, highly improbable)

 

my re reply in bold

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found it.

 

two minutes apart when you realised it only needed one vote to kill medico.

 

well i jumped on the bandwagon and was going along with everyone else, i changed as i wanted to think it through properly.

 

it does look dodgy though:xmaswoot:

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Quote: Originally Posted by flux unvote flux viewpost.gif

Yvonne-not a goon in the slightest as Bev was one

Flux- hello everyone

Malky- far too talkative for a goon

BBJ- suspicious of his quick vote and then vote of medico

Boof- not a goon unless the goons realised that Bev would be whacked in the night

Medico-good tactic to go awol to seem inoccent

 

1 - dodgy logic (but highly probable)

2 - Hello to you too (hello sir)

3 - Mmmmmaybe (having an active kill vote on bigsmak?, whacking off his brother in the night?)

4 - agree (see evidence)

5 - I wish (you want to be a goon!)

6 - agree (again, highly improbable)

 

my re reply in bold

 

So you are saying you and BBJ are the goons then?

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Come on townies, the clues to the goons are there! Or I could just tell you all to save you re-reading the whole thread :xmaswoot:

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my plan for drawing the goons out doesn't seem to working.

 

How about everyone that voted for me voting for medico (and vice versa) and see if anyone doesn't ;)

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my plan for drawing the goons out doesn't seem to working.

 

How about everyone that voted for me voting for medico (and vice versa) and see if anyone doesn't ;)

 

no takers?

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