nick_3892 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 (edited) Why do we keep playing him? Aye Bobby is a bomb scare but he’s the best of a bad bunch imo. Edited February 5, 2020 by nick_3892 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Anything hit with power at goal will go in. Cost us the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Green Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I was wrong. He needs to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I actually hate him, useless gormless ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaikatoJambo Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Shots go right through him like he isn't there; when he dives it looks like a slow motion replay... I think Stendel has to give Zlamal another chance. Pereira has cost us two games in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Send him back to Man United tonight ****ing useless ^^^^ He is literally scared of the ball, any time it gets belted at him he wants to shirk away. Hopeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Hit the baw hard and on target its going in. 100% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneneilberry Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Genuine question.Is he Blind ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It should have been ten Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Shit myself every time the ball goes near him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Get this absolute ****ing fraudster as far away from Hearts as possible, he’s the worst keeper I’ve ever seen for us, and I include Andy Bruce, Nicky Walker, and Kurskis, he makes all of them look like Lev flipping Yashin!!! Terminate his loan deal and get him sent back to those dirty Manc *******s ASAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRules22 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Just get rid of this ****in clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 And folk turned their nose up at C.Gordon ..even though he didnt get released in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 (edited) Safe to see why he got hardly any game time in his other loan spells.The Portuguese Hamilton. Edited February 5, 2020 by vegas-voss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNART82 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 worse than Hamilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jee Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 A disgrace tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 The only thing he could catch is Coronavirus...if we're lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newton51 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 He was apologising to the fans at the end. He must know it isn't good enough. There Must be a keeper out there freed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Canada Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 That needs to be his last game for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ1977 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Actually looks terrified of the ball. Cost us massively in the last 2 games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, neilnunb said: The only thing he could catch is Coronavirus...if we're lucky. Harsh but amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Wow! WTF did I just witness? We would not have lost ANY of those goals tonight if we actually had a keeper that knows his trade. The 3rd goal went straight at him. STRAIGHT. C’mon Daniel, get someone slightly less shit in goals mate! Its over for Pereira! Surely! Now! Over! Has to be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, Oneneilberry said: Genuine question.Is he Blind ? I actually was going to say the same. He can't seem to see the ball when it's travelling over 10 mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_Gaz Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Just now, Pans Jambo said: Wow! WTF did I just witness? We would not have lost ANY of those goals tonight if we actually had a keeper that knows his trade. The 3rd goal went straight at him. STRAIGHT. C’mon Daniel, get someone slightly less shit in goals mate! Its over for Pereira! Surely! Now! Over! Has to be! This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGoodLaugh Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 He's a disgrace. The first job of a goalkeeper is to save shots - he can't do that and as such hasn't earned the right to have other parts of his game (like distribution) discussed. He surely now can't continue as first choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdy Doody Jambo Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 He is on loan probably couldn't care less, he is 23 still young for a keeper and just learning playing first and team football Time for Boaby again to get another go or get a free transfer in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts of Vladland Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Any time I have seen the keepers get ‘trained’ the ball is just hammered straight at them, they never seem to get the ball down low and make them dive, questions have to be asked. Any time you watch our shooting practices the keepers very rarely actually get dirty, it is like they are scared to dive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Tried to save the third with one hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NLTFTh Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Tactical masterclass from the Gaffer.. You get what you deserve from a football game especially when the guy you put between the sticks is an imposter and cost us previously... I'd have played Soapy in goal before JP.. 3 points given away Simply piss poor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famous 1874 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Absolutely ****ing useless. I have still not seen this ***** make a save. Fine him, recall him and get on the search for a number 1 goalie on a free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Stendel’s first major mistake was playing him again tonight. The third goal, he seemed to get both hands to it and still let it in. Must be benched for the next one. Cost us points in each of our last two games. Enough is enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Must be a free agent keeper out there who can come in till then end of the season ? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimw44 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Terrible goalkeeper. One of the worst I've ever seen. Every shot on target is a goal Must be an out of contract keeper somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qferryjam Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 45 minutes ago, cardboardcutout said: DS picks him whilst seeing what we see? I’m not convinced by DS at all and still cannot see shape and organisation in our team, we need to score 3 to draw it seems! Who/what do we blame now? Boy has cost us at least 4 goals in 2 games should of been hooked at half time Blaming no one but him for tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts00 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, GinRummy said: Stendel’s first major mistake was playing him again tonight. The third goal, he seemed to get both hands to it and still let it in. Must be benched for the next one. Cost us points in each of our last two games. Enough is enough. Yes. We’re all agreed. Over to you Daniel. It’s all on you now. Honeymoon well and truly over. 1 win in 8 is an abomination and decisions like playing Pereira will get us relegated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectormasson Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: Wow! WTF did I just witness? We would not have lost ANY of those goals tonight if we actually had a keeper that knows his trade. The 3rd goal went straight at him. STRAIGHT. C’mon Daniel, get someone slightly less shit in goals mate! Its over for Pereira! Surely! Now! Over! Has to be! He stays in goals ,,hearts will go down" but saying that , there were too many passengers in the team tonight,,too many posted missing at their 3 goals , but the 3rd seemed to go right through him , sick of continually losing to the likes of st johnstone and killie:" f....g embarrassing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 A traffic cone in goals would be more use. Worst keeper I've seen since Kurskis. Put Bobby back in please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stan Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 The third was like someone anticipating a car crash. Flapping his hands for protection while sucking his head in. He just needed to stand up and not move to save it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Remember when that ***** Levein said that Man U offering him to us was like getting a gift from Santa? It’s **** all like that. What it’s really like, is Santa leaving multiple lumps of coal and a massive toalie in your stocking, accompanied by a flash drive containing a video of him and his reindeers taking turns of your unconscious mother whilst your dad sits gagged and tied to a chair watching. In fact, that actually sounds somewhat preferable to ever watching that little dick wear a Hearts jersey ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Gtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 El Crapo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ1977 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Zemal is prone to making mistakes but at least in between them he actually makes a save now and again. He should be in goals from now till the end of the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambogirlglasgow Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, qferryjam said: Boy has cost us at least 4 goals in 2 games should of been hooked at half time Blaming no one but him for tonight This I agree with. It’s like having a small child in goal. Completely unacceptable. Get this sorted, Hearts. There must be an out of contract GOALKEEPER somewhere in the world. Is this guy actually a goalie? Disgusted with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I would take Zibi in our goals over this clown. So, so shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutchy1 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Registers a 9.0 on the Kurskis scale. ****ing hopeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NLTFTh Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Zibi is taking it a bit too far tbh, ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Send him back, his relations are missing him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Just seen the 3rd goal on Sky and the camera angle fails to show how absolutely dreadful his attempt was. My gran would have saved it and she's been dead for 3 years. Mince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, qferryjam said: Boy has cost us at least 4 goals in 2 games should of been hooked at half time Blaming no one but him for tonight I thought he was at half time don’t think Bobby was out for a warm up then players came back on and JP was last to come on . Cannot believe this man has came from Manchester United . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I’m still in awe of that 2nd goal. Still trying to work out what the **** was going through his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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