joondalupjambo Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) Coronavirus: SPFL's Neil Doncaster warns of 'dire financial consequences' https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51756886 Oh oh it starts. Link to the latest announcement by the SPFL about the possible spread of the disease and what might happen. Building up to sorry have to cancel games and then oops sorry have to cancel the leagues this season because we cannot get all the games played. If that happened all hell would let loose. Edited March 5, 2020 by joondalupjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Mac_fae_Gillie said: Did a huge Tesco online shop and upped my Tin goods/rice/pasta/sauces and Bog roll plus 16 2lt Water etc just gonna make up 2 boxes of stuff, use to have them anyway when I went camping back in 2000ish (the fuel strike was on) so long life easy cook foods always useful. Not as if I lose out if nothing happens just use the stuff slow time anyway. Not really a panic about getting virus but the effects of the panic of the panic of the virus. Aye, you buckle-up... Gotta be at the ham, you'll have mountains of it. Edited March 5, 2020 by Old Blue Eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roller Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: The number is 115 now. Won one five. The Coronavirus knows the score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 26 minutes ago, Mac_fae_Gillie said: Did a huge Tesco online shop and upped my Tin goods/rice/pasta/sauces and Bog roll plus 16 2lt Water etc just gonna make up 2 boxes of stuff, use to have them anyway when I went camping back in 2000ish (the fuel strike was on) so long life easy cook foods always useful. Not as if I lose out if nothing happens just use the stuff slow time anyway. Not really a panic about getting virus but the effects of the panic of the panic of the virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 12 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said: Those bams stockpiling deserve to get the virus. I couldn't give a feck if there is a shortage of toilet rolls, I'll just wipe my erse with newspaper if need be. Also I'll just let everyone else sanitise their hands, Ill just use soap and water Make sure it’s the Daily Mail or the Daily Express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu40 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Lord BJ said: In fairness I generally get my toilet paper from Costco. The packs they sell there are probably about a years worth !!! I was in Costco this morning. It was busier than Christmas. And they had no toilet roll left 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, The Roller said: Won one five. The Coronavirus knows the score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Stu40 said: I was in Costco this morning. It was busier than Christmas. And they had no toilet roll left 😂 No shit? CV-19 countered with Andrex... Edited March 5, 2020 by Old Blue Eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stu40 said: I was in Costco this morning. It was busier than Christmas. And they had no toilet roll left 😂 No toilet rolls. Next week it’s Diarrhoea Week. It runs from Sunday.😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu40 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, The Real Maroonblood said: No toilet rolls. Next week it’s Diarrhoea Week. It runs from Sunday.😉 Should that not be in the shit jokes thread 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 I used to smoke Corona cigars, but gave them up after they were hidden away, behind the shelves in shops, by the government. And used to drink Corona beer, before the government imposed the increased pricing. I do hope the Carona virus leaves my computer alone....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Stu40 said: Should that not be in the shit jokes thread 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stu40 said: Should that not be in the shit jokes thread 😀 I thought it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Stu40 said: Should that not be in the shit jokes thread 😀 Starting to look like this is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 hour ago, manaliveits105 said: Asda Chesser told mrs that as soon as hand sanitiser was put on shelf Chinese were buying by box load just back from Morrison’s Gyle and toilet rolls stocks running down and soap aisle is ridiculous - have people just started washing ffs They cleared the Asda Jewel out of Dettol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Stu40 said: I was in Costco this morning. It was busier than Christmas. And they had no toilet roll left 😂 Just got our bog roll just now delivered from Amazon.If I run out after it I will just use the paper they had stuffed inside to fill out the big ****ing box it came in 🤣 Edited March 5, 2020 by vegas-voss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 First death in the UK, a patient at the Royal Berkshire Hospital who had pre-existing medical issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac_fae_Gillie Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 58 minutes ago, Old Blue Eyes said: Aye, you buckle-up... Gotta be at the ham, you'll have mountains of it. Spam and Ham... in all seriousness its just a case of hitting x12 instead of x2 on a dozen products delivered to my door, does love my spam and egg burger buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Spreading like wild fire now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mac_fae_Gillie said: Spam and Ham... in all seriousness its just a case of hitting x12 instead of x2 on a dozen products delivered to my door, does love my spam and egg burger buns. Survival training kicking in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Mac_fae_Gillie said: Did a huge Tesco online shop and upped my Tin goods/rice/pasta/sauces and Bog roll plus 16 2lt Water etc just gonna make up 2 boxes of stuff, use to have them anyway when I went camping back in 2000ish (the fuel strike was on) so long life easy cook foods always useful. Not as if I lose out if nothing happens just use the stuff slow time anyway. Not really a panic about getting virus but the effects of the panic of the panic of the virus. Why stockpile water, do you think the water supply is going to shut down? You should maybe buy a gas stove and a couple of gas bottles and a generator just incase the gas and electricity supply goes off. Armageddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Spreading like wild fire now. Aye there's a whole 6 cases in Scotland and people are losing their shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, Nucky Thompson said: Aye there's a whole 6 cases in Scotland and people are losing their shit 6 cases of beer ? Shit, better join in the panic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Boab said: 6 cases of beer ? Shit, better join in the panic ! Heinekenvirus here. Not enough of it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 35 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Spreading like wild fire now. Is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 minute ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Is it? Told him a million times not to exaggerate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: Told him a million times not to exaggerate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, Morgan said: Told him a million times not to exaggerate. We are all going to die mate. No point in denying it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 If we run out of toilet roll is it really that big a deal? just hop in the shower or if you're at work you can reek of shite and have an excuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OBE Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: We are all going to die mate. No point in denying it Obviously, but some are better dodging the proverbial bullets than others, keep your heid doon and nae third lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, kingantti1874 said: Bravo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Joking apart no idea where people are pulling the “death rate is less than 1% chat theres about 3400 deaths globally from just under 100k cases so about 3.5%, in Italy 148 deaths from 3900 cases 3.7% there are variations based on how long the virus has been in one country but the death rate is pretty high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Hopefully this CV-19 virus will start to mutate, weaken and begin eating it's own arse...🤞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Don't know who to believe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, kingantti1874 said: Joking apart no idea where people are pulling the “death rate is less than 1% chat theres about 3400 deaths globally from just under 100k cases so about 3.5%, in Italy 148 deaths from 3900 cases 3.7% there are variations based on how long the virus has been in one country but the death rate is pretty high There’s probably a good number around the globe thinking they’ve just got a bit of flu or don’t have the means to get tested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Dunbar Asda. People are horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 And normally dirty...... Apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, mrmarkus1981 said: Dunbar Asda. People are horrible I can't make out what it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, Nucky Thompson said: I can't make out what it is Think it's shower gel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, gjcc said: There’s probably a good number around the globe thinking they’ve just got a bit of flu or don’t have the means to get tested. Or not even being aware what flu is. The thousands upon thousands of people who are dying as we speak won’t get this media coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 There's also no bread, toilet roll or paracetamol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said: I can't make out what it is Handwash/soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 minute ago, mrmarkus1981 said: There's also no bread, toilet roll or paracetamol Shite. Three of my hangover necessities. I’m going to need to stay drunk until this all blows over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roller Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, Mauricio Pinilla said: Handwash/soap. Hope the ****ers slip on the soap in the showers. Arseholes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, Mauricio Pinilla said: Handwash/soap. How manky were people before this ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, gjcc said: There’s probably a good number around the globe thinking they’ve just got a bit of flu or don’t have the means to get tested. yes possibly, even still - deaths rate from the flu is about 0.1%.. the WHO say the COVID 19 death rate is about 3.4% .. for sake of arguement let’s say it’s 2% .. the government are estimating about 50 to 80% could get this.. 66million people in the UK - that equates to between 600k and 1m deaths. it’s not hard to see why people are getting freaked out by this, it’s pretty unprecedented in modern times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 minute ago, The Roller said: Hope the ****ers slip on the soap in the showers. Arseholes!! People don’t feel like they can control this, so they are doing whatever small thing they think will help to protect their family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Can’t believe what I’ve seen and read the last couple of pages Some utter tits out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Boab said: How manky were people before this ? My wife is from Dunbar and I can confirm she was filthy when I first met her. Not so much now. ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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