Coronavirus Super Thread ( merged )

[Enzo Chiefo]

It really shows how much the population have been manipulated and controlled by our respective govts and assorted "experts" over the last year. With talk of kids being "allowed out to meet friends " allied to all the other restrictions in force, you would be forgiven for thinking we were talking about a "prisoner of war" camp rather than people's daily routines,  rights and freedoms

[redjambo]

Here we go with the 7-day stats. The figures are continuing to head in the right direction.

 

		Pre-	7-day per-100,000 cases
Council Area	Tier	Lockdown	Today	Yesterday			27 Feb	26 Feb	25 Feb	24 Feb	23 Feb	...	20 Dec
Scotland			78	84	-6		89	94	100	98	104	...	98
Falkirk	4	2	162	172	-10		178	191	196	209	224	...	60
Stirling	4	3	155	154	+1		148	148	141	132	137	...	70
West Dunbartonshire	4	3	128	142	-14		154	162	178	166	175	...	120
West Lothian	4	3	128	130	-2		139	151	166	165	180	...	83
Clackmannanshire	4	3	126	138	-12		130	147	151	167	165	...	148
North Lanarkshire	4	3	122	131	-9		144	153	167	157	180	...	119
Renfrewshire	4	3	121	132	-11		130	135	138	126	140	...	116
Glasgow City	4	3	113	123	-10		128	132	143	139	142	...	129
Midlothian	4	3	106	112	-6		128	135	147	129	129	...	136
South Lanarkshire	4	3	96	102	-6		110	116	123	118	128	...	120
East Lothian	4	3	95	115	-20		124	119	118	108	107	...	148
East Ayrshire	4	3	88	98	-10		114	124	146	138	178	...	153
East Dunbartonshire	4	3	77	88	-11		88	96	99	95	93	...	70
East Renfrewshire	4	3	75	92	-17		85	94	117	116	127	...	101
North Ayrshire	4	3	74	79	-5		94	109	116	111	119	...	175
Dundee City	4	3	70	68	+2		64	56	56	59	55	...	113
Edinburgh City	4	3	67	74	-7		79	87	91	93	97	...	109
Perth & Kinross	4	3	60	58	+2		61	63	61	60	59	...	126
Fife	4	3	58	61	-3		62	69	65	71	67	...	97
Inverclyde	4	2	55	55	0		57	51	46	37	46	...	59
South Ayrshire	4	3	49	56	-7		60	65	72	62	67	...	98
Angus	4	2	46	50	-4		53	40	46	46	52	...	37
Moray	4	1	38	45	-7		56	56	53	56	64	...	13
Na h-Eileanan Siar	4	1	34	30	+4		34	30	37	52	52	...	22
Dumfries & Galloway	4	1	32	34	-2		34	43	50	52	51	...	32
Heilan’ Coo	4/3	1	30	33	-3		39	45	49	52	53	...	17
Aberdeen City	4	3	29	28	+1		25	25	25	25	24	...	163
Aberdeenshire	4	3	18	25	-7		28	30	35	36	37	...	88
Argyll & Bute	4/3	2	17	14	+3		15	12	14	35	41	...	29
Scottish Borders	4	1	15	17	-2		21	30	35	30	39	...	85
Orkney Islands	3	1	0	0	0		0	0	0	4	4	...	0
Shetland Islands	3	1	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	...	0
7-day averages
Tests			18830	19169	-339		19211	19249	19652	19180	19297	...	16839
Positivity rate %			3.8	4.0	-0.2		4.2	4.4	4.6	4.6	4.9	...	5.2
Hospital (non-ICU)			852	894	-42		933	965	1005	1046	1088	...	975
ICU			83	87	-4		90	94	96	97	98	...	50
Deaths			26	26	0		26	28	28	32	35	...	25
All Vaccinations			29659	28970	+689		28030	27586	27644	28245	29044
1st Dose			23727	23108	+619		22501	22397	23002	24000	25320
2nd Dose			5932	5862	+70		5529	5189	4642	4245	3724

[Ray Gin]

2 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Thanks for clarifying that I didn't accuse Red of bullying. I hesitated to use any such accusation because I didn't believe it constituted it, but could understand why others saw it that way. It's called understanding other people's points of view.

 

And not having a pop at WO, merely quoting him/her.

 

Well I'm sure it can't be hard for you to understand how your own behaviour can be viewed as being bullying either if you stop and think about it for a second.

 

 

[Weakened Offender]

1 hour ago, jonesy said:

With the risk of this derailing a good thread and perhaps hitting some sensitive spots from last week with other posters, feel free to elaborate by PM, where we can hopefully thrash this out in a civilised, gentlemanly (assuming you're a man) manner as befitting Hearts fans (assuming you're a Hearts fan).

 

Internet Hardman Alert. 

[Ray Gin]

2 minutes ago, redjambo said:

Here we go with the 7-day stats. The figures are continuing to head in the right direction.

 

		Pre-	7-day per-100,000 cases
Council Area	Tier	Lockdown	Today	Yesterday			27 Feb	26 Feb	25 Feb	24 Feb	23 Feb	...	20 Dec
Scotland			78	84	-6		89	94	100	98	104	...	98
Falkirk	4	2	162	172	-10		178	191	196	209	224	...	60
Stirling	4	3	155	154	+1		148	148	141	132	137	...	70
West Dunbartonshire	4	3	128	142	-14		154	162	178	166	175	...	120
West Lothian	4	3	128	130	-2		139	151	166	165	180	...	83
Clackmannanshire	4	3	126	138	-12		130	147	151	167	165	...	148
North Lanarkshire	4	3	122	131	-9		144	153	167	157	180	...	119
Renfrewshire	4	3	121	132	-11		130	135	138	126	140	...	116
Glasgow City	4	3	113	123	-10		128	132	143	139	142	...	129
Midlothian	4	3	106	112	-6		128	135	147	129	129	...	136
South Lanarkshire	4	3	96	102	-6		110	116	123	118	128	...	120
East Lothian	4	3	95	115	-20		124	119	118	108	107	...	148
East Ayrshire	4	3	88	98	-10		114	124	146	138	178	...	153
East Dunbartonshire	4	3	77	88	-11		88	96	99	95	93	...	70
East Renfrewshire	4	3	75	92	-17		85	94	117	116	127	...	101
North Ayrshire	4	3	74	79	-5		94	109	116	111	119	...	175
Dundee City	4	3	70	68	+2		64	56	56	59	55	...	113
Edinburgh City	4	3	67	74	-7		79	87	91	93	97	...	109
Perth & Kinross	4	3	60	58	+2		61	63	61	60	59	...	126
Fife	4	3	58	61	-3		62	69	65	71	67	...	97
Inverclyde	4	2	55	55	0		57	51	46	37	46	...	59
South Ayrshire	4	3	49	56	-7		60	65	72	62	67	...	98
Angus	4	2	46	50	-4		53	40	46	46	52	...	37
Moray	4	1	38	45	-7		56	56	53	56	64	...	13
Na h-Eileanan Siar	4	1	34	30	+4		34	30	37	52	52	...	22
Dumfries & Galloway	4	1	32	34	-2		34	43	50	52	51	...	32
Heilan’ Coo	4/3	1	30	33	-3		39	45	49	52	53	...	17
Aberdeen City	4	3	29	28	+1		25	25	25	25	24	...	163
Aberdeenshire	4	3	18	25	-7		28	30	35	36	37	...	88
Argyll & Bute	4/3	2	17	14	+3		15	12	14	35	41	...	29
Scottish Borders	4	1	15	17	-2		21	30	35	30	39	...	85
Orkney Islands	3	1	0	0	0		0	0	0	4	4	...	0
Shetland Islands	3	1	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	...	0
7-day averages
Tests			18830	19169	-339		19211	19249	19652	19180	19297	...	16839
Positivity rate %			3.8	4.0	-0.2		4.2	4.4	4.6	4.6	4.9	...	5.2
Hospital (non-ICU)			852	894	-42		933	965	1005	1046	1088	...	975
ICU			83	87	-4		90	94	96	97	98	...	50
Deaths			26	26	0		26	28	28	32	35	...	25
All Vaccinations			29659	28970	+689		28030	27586	27644	28245	29044
1st Dose			23727	23108	+619		22501	22397	23002	24000	25320
2nd Dose			5932	5862	+70		5529	5189	4642	4245	3724

 

Great to see Edinburgh rapidly heading back in the right direction.

[Governor Tarkin]

6 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Thanks for clarifying that I didn't accuse Red of bullying. I hesitated to use any such accusation because I didn't believe it constituted it, but could understand why others saw it that way. It's called understanding other people's points of view.

 

And not having a pop at WO, merely quoting him/her/it.

 

We need more pops at WO imo.

[Governor Tarkin]

5 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said:

 

Internet Hardman Alert. 

 

Maybe he just fancies a shag? 🤷‍♂️

[Weakened Offender]

2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

We need more pops at WO imo.

 

Come ahead, ya ***** 😎

[redjambo]

I should say that most of my comments on the SG's IT/stats department are tongue in cheek in nature. I can imagine that it was tough for them today trying to get the vaccination data published knowing that they had other stuff stacked up waiting. I hope that if they've now finished what needs to be done in the 2pm data tsunami, they're sitting back in their chairs having a relaxing coffee and breathing a sigh of relief that it's all done.

[Weakened Offender]

Just now, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Maybe he just fancies a shag? 🤷‍♂️

 

Remember that time you asked me for an Internet square go and then two weeks later called me a third rate antagonist? 😁

[Governor Tarkin]

Just now, Weakened Offender said:

 

Remember that time you asked me for an Internet square go and then two weeks later called me a third rate antagonist? 😁

 

I asked you if you wanted to take all the attention you were giving me to PM.

Your attempts at third rate antagonism were giving the impression that you'd like to get a room.

Don't worry about it, I regularly create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.

You're probably still at the confused stage. Guilt will come next, then acceptance.

 

I'll be waiting for that PM when you finally get there. 😘

[sadj]

47 minutes ago, redjambo said:

The highly efficient IT department at the SG have now decided not to update the spreadsheet that I use to get the council case figures daily. Hopefully they'll get round to it later, but today's 7-day stats will be delayed. I'm just hoping that they produce that spreadsheet at some point today. If they don't, my stats are a bit fecked going forward.

Stat Monkey Oooot (again)

[Nucky Thompson]

1 minute ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

I asked you if you wanted to take all the attention you were giving me to PM.

Your attempts at third rate antagonism were giving the impression that you'd like to get a room.

Don't worry about it, I regularly create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.

You're probably still at the confused stage. Guilt will come next, then acceptance.

 

I'll be waiting for that PM when you finally get there. 😘

Some boy 

[sadj]

2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

I asked you if you wanted to take all the attention you were giving me to PM.

Your attempts at third rate antagonism were giving the impression that you'd like to get a room.

Don't worry about it, I regularly create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.

You're probably still at the confused stage. Guilt will come next, then acceptance.

 

I'll be waiting for that PM when you finally get there. 😘

That you looking for a pagger ootside the Wheatfield again Gov 😏 

 

@jonesy any update on the wifes pal?

 

@Lord BJ did the old lad finally get his jab? (Iv lost track a wee bit)

[Weakened Offender]

2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

I asked you if you wanted to take all the attention you were giving me to PM.

Your attempts at third rate antagonism were giving the impression that you'd like to get a room.

Don't worry about it, I regularly create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.

You're probably still at the confused stage. Guilt will come next, then acceptance.

 

I'll be waiting for that PM when you finally get there. 😘

 

It happened the way I described and you know it. That's why you're still at it. 😉

 

Fun times. 😊

[Weakened Offender]

1 minute ago, jonesy said:

Last post before I pop you on ignore as I should have done months ago - you're now using the term 'bullying' as little more than a points scoring term on a side forum for football fans. Take a look at yourself, bud.

 

The irony of you posting that. Incredible. 

[Weakened Offender]

Just now, jonesy said:

 

I've manned up.

 

Good girl. 👍

[Governor Tarkin]

6 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said:

 

It happened the way I described and you know it. That's why you're still at it. 😉

 

Fun times. 😊

 

You described it that way because you were confused. All this anger is probably just a sign that you're approaching the guilty stage. Don't feel bad. Not long now. 😘

[Ray Gin]

5 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Last post before I pop you on ignore as I should have done months ago - you're now using the term 'bullying' as little more than a points scoring term on a side forum for football fans. Take a look at yourself, bud.

 

Pop me on ignore. The truth hurts, huh?

[Weakened Offender]

1 minute ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

You described it that way because you were confused. All this anger is probably just a sign that you're approaching the guilty stage. Don't feel bad. Not long now. 😘

 

I would tell you to let it go but I'm probably never going to let you. 😉

[Weakened Offender]

3 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Your understanding of irony is on the same level as Alanis Morrissette's.

 

You've had a bit of a 'mare today Jonsey. I think I'll just leave this for now. 😊

[ri Alban]

6 hours ago, jonesy said:

Is this another one where we're trying to get ahead of England? 

It seems the one from Scotland, landed in England and travelled home. 

 

6 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

Its ok Piers and Suzanna are busy shouting over each other to demand answers from the vaccines minister 

Piers the man  who took his family to the carribean at Christmas apparently worried about letting variants in before hotel quarantining came in.

 Morgan had started by asking him what his views over Harry and Megans privacy were and where the line should be drawn over privacy - there arent enough face palms that the man who should have been jailed for phone hacking asked the question .

 

I watched him today, and he is inciting hate towards Harry and his Mrs. Last week he was out of order with a Young Head teacher who had tattoos on his arms. That lad had to come off social media and it could also have led to losing his job, if his bosses were shite bags. 

He can be good at questioning Ministers and that is all well and good, because they are elected. He needs to calm his jets. 

[Ray Gin]

7 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said:

 

The irony of you posting that. Incredible. 

 

The lack of self-awareness is truly remarkable.

 

[Weakened Offender]

2 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

The lack of self-awareness is truly remarkable.

 

 

It's astonishing. That wee group of bammers are an odd lot. 

[Governor Tarkin]

1 minute ago, Weakened Offender said:

 

I would tell you to let it go but I'm probably never going to let you. 😉

 

You couldn't let me go even if you wanted to, your persistent attention bears that out.

It's a common affliction, but given time you'll learn to live with it. 

 

tick tock 😘

[Governor Tarkin]

10 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Your understanding of irony is on the same level as Alanis Morrissette's.

 

 

[Weakened Offender]

Just now, Governor Tarkin said:

 

You couldn't let me go even if you wanted to, your persistent attention bears that out.

It's a common affliction, but given time you'll learn to live with it. 

 

tick tock 😘

 

Any attention you get from me is usually in reply to some daft wee pop you've had at me. 

 

That's a fact. 

 

I'm not really all that interested in you. We can either pretend each other doesn't exist or you can continue making snide wee comments that'll prompt me to remind you that you once square goed me on a football forum and then called me a third rate antagonist a fortnight later. 

 

It's entirely up to you. 

[Governor Tarkin]

3 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said:

 

Any attention you get from me is usually in reply to some daft wee pop you've had at me. 

 

That's a fact. 

 

I'm not really all that interested in you. We can either pretend each other doesn't exist or you can continue making snide wee comments that'll prompt me to remind you that you once square goed me on a football forum and then called me a third rate antagonist a fortnight later. 

 

It's entirely up to you. 

 

A lot of self projection going on here.

 

Don't worry, champ, I understand. 👍

 

 

Edited March 1, 2021 by Governor Tarkin

[Governor Tarkin]

29 minutes ago, sadj said:

That you looking for a pagger ootside the Wheatfield again Gov 😏 

 

 

Just trying to do a fellow Hearts fan a service, sadj.

 

I feel kind of responsible. 🤷‍♂️

[redjambo]

Perhaps when the pandemic is in hand and we can mix and mingle again, Hearts should open up the area behind the Wheatfield early on and rent it out to all those folk who've promised paggers, square goes and "take it to PMs" during the pandemic, streaming the action live. They could raise a shed load of money for the first team. I'd even offer to have a friendly arm wrestle with @JamesM48 to start it off before the real action starts.

[The Real Maroonblood]

1 hour ago, redjambo said:

Here we go with the 7-day stats. The figures are continuing to head in the right direction.

 

		Pre-	7-day per-100,000 cases
Council Area	Tier	Lockdown	Today	Yesterday			27 Feb	26 Feb	25 Feb	24 Feb	23 Feb	...	20 Dec
Scotland			78	84	-6		89	94	100	98	104	...	98
Falkirk	4	2	162	172	-10		178	191	196	209	224	...	60
Stirling	4	3	155	154	+1		148	148	141	132	137	...	70
West Dunbartonshire	4	3	128	142	-14		154	162	178	166	175	...	120
West Lothian	4	3	128	130	-2		139	151	166	165	180	...	83
Clackmannanshire	4	3	126	138	-12		130	147	151	167	165	...	148
North Lanarkshire	4	3	122	131	-9		144	153	167	157	180	...	119
Renfrewshire	4	3	121	132	-11		130	135	138	126	140	...	116
Glasgow City	4	3	113	123	-10		128	132	143	139	142	...	129
Midlothian	4	3	106	112	-6		128	135	147	129	129	...	136
South Lanarkshire	4	3	96	102	-6		110	116	123	118	128	...	120
East Lothian	4	3	95	115	-20		124	119	118	108	107	...	148
East Ayrshire	4	3	88	98	-10		114	124	146	138	178	...	153
East Dunbartonshire	4	3	77	88	-11		88	96	99	95	93	...	70
East Renfrewshire	4	3	75	92	-17		85	94	117	116	127	...	101
North Ayrshire	4	3	74	79	-5		94	109	116	111	119	...	175
Dundee City	4	3	70	68	+2		64	56	56	59	55	...	113
Edinburgh City	4	3	67	74	-7		79	87	91	93	97	...	109
Perth & Kinross	4	3	60	58	+2		61	63	61	60	59	...	126
Fife	4	3	58	61	-3		62	69	65	71	67	...	97
Inverclyde	4	2	55	55	0		57	51	46	37	46	...	59
South Ayrshire	4	3	49	56	-7		60	65	72	62	67	...	98
Angus	4	2	46	50	-4		53	40	46	46	52	...	37
Moray	4	1	38	45	-7		56	56	53	56	64	...	13
Na h-Eileanan Siar	4	1	34	30	+4		34	30	37	52	52	...	22
Dumfries & Galloway	4	1	32	34	-2		34	43	50	52	51	...	32
Heilan’ Coo	4/3	1	30	33	-3		39	45	49	52	53	...	17
Aberdeen City	4	3	29	28	+1		25	25	25	25	24	...	163
Aberdeenshire	4	3	18	25	-7		28	30	35	36	37	...	88
Argyll & Bute	4/3	2	17	14	+3		15	12	14	35	41	...	29
Scottish Borders	4	1	15	17	-2		21	30	35	30	39	...	85
Orkney Islands	3	1	0	0	0		0	0	0	4	4	...	0
Shetland Islands	3	1	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	...	0
7-day averages
Tests			18830	19169	-339		19211	19249	19652	19180	19297	...	16839
Positivity rate %			3.8	4.0	-0.2		4.2	4.4	4.6	4.6	4.9	...	5.2
Hospital (non-ICU)			852	894	-42		933	965	1005	1046	1088	...	975
ICU			83	87	-4		90	94	96	97	98	...	50
Deaths			26	26	0		26	28	28	32	35	...	25
All Vaccinations			29659	28970	+689		28030	27586	27644	28245	29044
1st Dose			23727	23108	+619		22501	22397	23002	24000	25320
2nd Dose			5932	5862	+70		5529	5189	4642	4245	3724

👍

[milky_26]

6 minutes ago, redjambo said:

Perhaps when the pandemic is in hand and we can mix and mingle again, Hearts should open up the area behind the Wheatfield early on and rent it out to all those folk who've promised paggers, square goes and "take it to PMs" during the pandemic, streaming the action live. They could raise a shed load of money for the first team. I'd even offer to have a friendly arm wrestle with @JamesM48 to start it off before the real action starts.

the fee for each competitor is the jkb usual

 

[JudyJudyJudy]

2 hours ago, LMc said:

 

Nah I think it's always better to go the extra mile especially with a new virus that they really didn't know much about. Better to be extra safe I guess. One of these ones where they're damned if they do, damned if they don't!

 

Surface transmission of a virus is always going to be difficult but proper hand washing is king!

Yeah I can see your point 

2 hours ago, jonesy said:

I'd suggest you should probably stop trivialising bullying. 

👍

1 hour ago, redjambo said:

Scottish numbers: 1 March 2021

Summary

• 386 new cases of COVID-19 reported [-186] [down from 715 a week ago]
• 9,982 new tests for COVID-19 that reported results – 4.5% of these were positive [-7,681; +0.7%]
• 0 new reported death(s) of people who have tested positive (noting that Register Offices are now generally closed at weekends) [-2]
• 71 people were in intensive care yesterday with recently confirmed COVID-19 [-7]
• 824 people were in hospital yesterday with recently confirmed COVID-19 [-13]
• 1,593,695* people have received the first dose of the Covid vaccination and 76,512 have received their second dose

* Due to IT issues, the latest vaccinations data relates to the position as at 7:30am on Sunday 28 February. Work is ongoing to resolve these issues and an update will be published as soon as the data is available.

ICU rates going right down . I can’t think of this is good or bad news really ! 

1 hour ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Not directly but you said you 'hesitated to use the B-word' when supporting another poster who made the claim, implying you had been thinking the same thing and were basically agreeing with him. 

 

Nice of you to take yet another pop at WO who hasn't even been involved in this discussion. 

I’m trying my best not to respond to you and another poster but  when you make false allegations you will be pulled up . I assume you mean I made in initial point about “ bullying “ I didn’t . I really think you need to drop it . It’s old news . You seem like to want to keep it going when most of us have just moved on . It’s called being mature 

29 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said:

 

Good girl. 👍

Wow ! 

2 minutes ago, redjambo said:

Perhaps when the pandemic is in hand and we can mix and mingle again, Hearts should open up the area behind the Wheatfield early on and rent it out to all those folk who've promised paggers, square goes and "take it to PMs" during the pandemic, streaming the action live. They could raise a shed load of money for the first team. I'd even offer to have a friendly arm wrestle with @JamesM48 to start it off before the real action starts.

Yes this sounds like a great idea 😂 I’m afraid my upper arm strength isn’t that great but I’ll give it a go ! Best of 5 or just a one off ? 😂

[Fire_At_The_Disco]

Put customer on hold....heard there was a scrap on here 👀

[Governor Tarkin]

2 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

the fee for each competitor is the jkb usual

 

 

Can we pay in Smackeroonis?

 

[willie wallace]

9 minutes ago, redjambo said:

Perhaps when the pandemic is in hand and we can mix and mingle again, Hearts should open up the area behind the Wheatfield early on and rent it out to all those folk who've promised paggers, square goes and "take it to PMs" during the pandemic, streaming the action live. They could raise a shed load of money for the first team. I'd even offer to have a friendly arm wrestle with @JamesM48 to start it off before the real action starts.

I would be very surprised if he came alone👍

[redjambo]

Just now, JamesM48 said:

Yes this sounds like a great idea 😂 I’m afraid my upper arm strength isn’t that great but I’ll give it a go ! Best of 5 or just a one off ? 😂

 

Yeah, mine is too, but I thought like the "pro-wrestlers" we could give them a good show anyway. Definitely best of 5.

[sadj]

39 minutes ago, Lord BJ said:

Yeah father in law got on Sat at RHS, the missus took him in and they did her at the same time as had cancellations or something. I think they viewed my wife as his carer, as he does need a lot of assistance for a variety of reasons. 
 

So all good thanks👍
 

 

Great news 👍🏻👌🏻

35 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Thanks for asking. Due to the curfew in Holland they're finding it hard to get to appointments without a lot of stress, sadly.

 

She's having moments of lucidity but cannot be left alone. Tough one to take. She is/was a strong woman - both physically and mentally - and seeing her turn into this is very difficult.

Sad to hear 😞 Hopefully there is improvement ❤️

13 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Just trying to do a fellow Hearts fan a service, sadj.

 

I feel kind of responsible. 🤷‍♂️

🤣🤣🤣

[milky_26]

2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Can we pay in Smackeroonis?

 

nope only hundo notes accepted. it is like the jkb version of bitcoin

[sadj]

12 minutes ago, redjambo said:

Perhaps when the pandemic is in hand and we can mix and mingle again, Hearts should open up the area behind the Wheatfield early on and rent it out to all those folk who've promised paggers, square goes and "take it to PMs" during the pandemic, streaming the action live. They could raise a shed load of money for the first team. I'd even offer to have a friendly arm wrestle with @JamesM48 to start it off before the real action starts.

Is “friendly arm wrestle” a euphemism? 

[redjambo]

Just now, sadj said:

Is “friendly arm wrestle” a euphemism? 

 

 

No.

[JudyJudyJudy]

1 minute ago, sadj said:

Is “friendly arm wrestle” a euphemism? 

Oh dear ! Some people do have mucky minds 😂

[JudyJudyJudy]

4 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Yeah, mine is too, but I thought like the "pro-wrestlers" we could give them a good show anyway. Definitely best of 5.

👍

[Ray Gin]

10 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

 

I’m trying my best not to respond to you and another poster but  when you make false allegations you will be pulled up . I assume you mean I made in initial point about “ bullying “ I didn’t . I really think you need to drop it . It’s old news . You seem like to want to keep it going when most of us have just moved on . It’s called being mature 

 

 

You assume wrong.

[JudyJudyJudy]

13 minutes ago, willie wallace said:

I would be very surprised if he came alone👍

Oh 

[kila]

Goodness. Maybe a bit of kumbaya is in order for this thread?

 

It's been a beautiful day, I've had a good dose of sun and it really feels like we're just mere weeks from being able to get pished in pubs again. Not to mention the Euros are just 3 months away with potential for crowds at the England v Scotland game.

 

 

[Enzo Chiefo]

5455 new cases in the UK and 104 deaths. Cases falling rapidly now. This new "Brazilian strain"' which a handful of people had a full month ago, seems to have coincided with a reduction in cases, hospitalisations and deaths. Seems to have been sent back to the favela from which it came. All good news👍

[Fxxx the SPFL]

My Bristol Rovers supporting mate told me that the three lads from Aberdeen who tested positive for Brazilian variant were part of a BBC wildlife film crew unit working in Amazon filming for a one off documentary that David Attenborough will be narrating about two species of fish that were thought to be extinct discovered in a remote tributary off the Amazon River. Seemingly during the mating ritual the two different species come together and have a massive pagger over the females. The species are called by there Latin names  Nickoglumpus Sturgeonitis and Alecbullyites Salmondis. Only passing on what i was told

[Footballfirst]

7 minutes ago, Enzo Chiefo said:

5455 new cases in the UK and 104 deaths. Cases falling rapidly now. This new "Brazilian strain"' which a handful of people had a full month ago, seems to have coincided with a reduction in cases, hospitalisations and deaths. Seems to have been sent back to the favela from which it came. All good news👍

Just as an addendum to the 55k deaths forecast we referenced earlier, prior to today's numbers, England had suffered 5,000 Covid deaths over the last two weeks since the paper was written.  The message being that the deaths will be heavily front loaded over the next couple of months, unless there is some hugely unforeseen spike as things are opened up.

Edited March 1, 2021 by Footballfirst

[Jeffros Furios]

1 hour ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

I asked you if you wanted to take all the attention you were giving me to PM.

Your attempts at third rate antagonism were giving the impression that you'd like to get a room.

Don't worry about it, I regularly create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.

You're probably still at the confused stage. Guilt will come next, then acceptance.

 

I'll be waiting for that PM when you finally get there. 😘