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1 hour ago, Cade said:

Leaked MOD report says the UK is increasing its nuclear stockpile from 180 to 260 warheads.

 

Not sure how this counters Russian and Chinese computer hacking.

 

Answers on a postcard.

 

The report also mentions the UK becoming a "soft power superpower", whatever the feck that means, and highlights the BBC and Royal Family as being central to that plan.
Global domination via repeats of last of the summer wine and dad's army

:vrface:

So we can expect a thorough investigation into state secrets being leaked. 

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Just now, BarneyBattles said:


Not like it’s a new thing😀

Yeah, I forgot the last one still hasn't been completed, no one arrested -  for an unprecedented breach.  The party of law & order. 

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"The UK reserves the right to use nuclear weapons in response to any technological equivalent of a weapon of mass destruction"

 

So, we're going to nuke Moscow for computer hacking.

 

Ok then.

 

Glad we got that sorted.

 

 

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jack D and coke

Nobody perturbed about this policing bill? Doesn’t look too clever. Anybody explain what more nukes are about too? Scotland do what your told? Brexit shambles? This new media room that cost £2.6m 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a pish take and a Russian company with links to Russian govt doing the tech??? The revelations about BJ completely ignoring all the covid warnings. Talk of chicken pox parties to spread it🤪😂 On the subject of Sara Everard I’ve read it’s so difficult to prosecute abusive partners and almost never a better time to be a criminal with the Tories defunding the courts and police over the last couple of years. Not to mention them utterly looting the public purse in broad daylight with billions going to their pals? 
We really need to chain ourselves to this type of government imo. 
Anyway back to the SNP eh...giphy.gif?cid=5e214886awpxf1w1w5zk7pcgik


 

 

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40 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Nobody perturbed about this policing bill?

 

Logged in to check on all the folk who moaned endlessly about Humza Yousaf's pittance of a bill by comparison. You know, to see them absolutely up in arms about the bill that just passed second reading in Parliament, seeing as it just straight up criminalises protests and pretty much destroys free speech, full stop.

 

Not a peep. What a shock.

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1 hour ago, Justin Z said:

 

Logged in to check on all the folk who moaned endlessly about Humza Yousaf's pittance of a bill by comparison. You know, to see them absolutely up in arms about the bill that just passed second reading in Parliament, seeing as it just straight up criminalises protests and pretty much destroys free speech, full stop.

 

Not a peep. What a shock.

Is this the mew bill that gives police officers digression to break up a protest if they think it's too noisy?  

 

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2 minutes ago, Auldbenches said:

Is this the mew bill that gives police officers digression to break up a protest if they think it's too noisy? 

 

Or deem it an "annoyance".

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Auldbenches
Just now, Justin Z said:

 

Or deem it an "annoyance".

That'll not be convenient for our upstanding law officers.  

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New Edict from #10 declares that all UK government buildings must fly a Union Flag every day.

 

Councils are being sent letters asking them to do the same.

 

Culture Wars steps up a gear.

Flag shaggers rejoice.

 

:vrface:

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24 minutes ago, Cade said:

New Edict from #10 declares that all UK government buildings must fly a Union Flag every day.

 

Councils are being sent letters asking them to do the same.

 

Culture Wars steps up a gear.

Flag shaggers rejoice.

 

:vrface:

 

We live in a society...

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manaliveits105

The biggest embarrassment is the fish party still flying the EU flag outside the Holyrood Scottish Administration building - cringey 

 

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Governor Tarkin
10 minutes ago, manaliveits105 said:

The biggest embarrassment is the fish party still flying the EU flag outside the Holyrood Scottish Administration building - cringey 

 

 

Boris must be pishing himself too.

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3 minutes ago, sadj said:

This can’t be serious?

 

Here's the wording of the bill that passed Commons:

 

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"Serious" is a vague term that should be in no law ever. Causing "annoyance," "inconvenience" or "loss of amenity" [as in (2)(c)] are now deemed "serious harm" [as in (1)(b)(i)], and that is determined by however the Home Secretary wishes to define them at any given moment. Causing such "serious harm" by protesting would result in:

 

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2 minutes ago, Justin Z said:

 

Here's the wording of the bill that passed Commons:

 

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"Serious" is a vague term that should be in no law ever. Causing "annoyance," "inconvenience" or "loss of amenity" [as in (2)(c)] are now deemed "serious harm" [as in (1)(b)(i)], and that is determined by however the Home Secretary wishes to define them at any given moment. Causing such "serious harm" by protesting would result in:

 

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So i can go and literally take my neighbours head off and look at a long jail term or stand outside his house with a placard shouting out with him , down with the council and face the same 🤔

 

This on the back of Johnson unlawfully and wilfully misleading parliament while the Tories were up in arms about NS being cleared of wilfully misleading parliament 🤷🏻‍♂️ #whatsthefekkinpointmiiiinmannibammm

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17 minutes ago, sadj said:

Whats the Guardian politics that read like a antiTory blog 

They do not like the Tories.

That's for sure.Good on them.

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18 minutes ago, willie wallace said:

They do not like the Tories.

That's for sure.Good on them.

Haha fair play. Objective journalism eh 🤣

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14 minutes ago, willie wallace said:

You could call it that🙄

Haha , well , be interesting to see the reaction to BJ from the media. 

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3 hours ago, sadj said:

Haha fair play. Objective journalism eh 🤣

 

To be fair, what you linked is an opinion piece, so it's not trying (or claiming) to be objective.

 

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17 hours ago, Justin Z said:

 

To be fair, what you linked is an opinion piece, so it's not trying (or claiming) to be objective.

 

I didnt link it , i read it well skimmed it then asked the question 🙃

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8 minutes ago, sadj said:

I didnt link it , i read it well skimmed it then asked the question 🙃

 

Err yeah, quoted the link. You know what I mean! :blah:

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5 minutes ago, Justin Z said:

 

Err yeah, quoted the link. You know what I mean! :blah:

🤣❤️

5 minutes ago, Justin Z said:

 

This really is ****ing gross, mate.

Indeed

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Tories trying to act hard over China's abuse of Uigur Muslim's human rights at the same time as planning prison islands for immigrants and being slammed by various UN agencies over human rights abuses in the UK itself (children and disabled persons especially)

 

:seething:

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Spitonastranger
7 hours ago, Nucky Thompson said:

We need more prison islands in the United Kingdom :smugger:

Yeah for Tories and their supporters:)

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jack D and coke

Has this misspent money been pinned on Priti Patel lol?? Seeing some stuff on Twitter but can’t see anything confirming. 
Please be true :rofl:

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1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

Has this misspent money been pinned on Priti Patel lol?? Seeing some stuff on Twitter but can’t see anything confirming. 
Please be true :rofl:

 

With the eyebrows? Nah, some pretty good memes but she didn't spend 70 grand or whatever it was to get her eyebrows done :lol:

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jack D and coke
7 minutes ago, Justin Z said:

 

With the eyebrows? Nah, some pretty good memes but she didn't spend 70 grand or whatever it was to get her eyebrows done :lol:

I was praying it was her. I’d have even liked her a bit more :lol: 

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Governor Tarkin
On 26/03/2021 at 13:43, Nucky Thompson said:

We need more prison islands in the United Kingdom :smugger:

 

:greatpost:

 

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Government's Racial Equality Commission finds that the UK is a completely equal nation and a shining international example of racial harmony

 

:orly?:

 

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41 minutes ago, Cade said:

Government's Racial Equality Commission finds that the UK is a completely equal nation and a shining international example of racial harmony

 

:orly?:

 

Across the world, it is a relatively low bar.

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1 hour ago, Cade said:

Government's Racial Equality Commission finds that the UK is a completely equal nation and a shining international example of racial harmony

 

:orly?:

 

 

 

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