The Internet Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 We have some genuinely worrying people on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 https://m.thetrumpet.com/articles/13988,2 Are we getting closer? Is this quoting from the same book that has polar bears, penguins and kangaroos travelling to the Middle East to board a big boat built by a 600 year old guy who would have an incestuous relationship with his daughters? Sounds legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Next someone will find the Brexit in the Bible. We're doomed, doomed I tell you. J-i-H you really do need help mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 10, 2016 Author Share Posted July 10, 2016 Is this quoting from the same book that has polar bears, penguins and kangaroos travelling to the Middle East to board a big boat built by a 600 year old guy who would have an incestuous relationship with his daughters? Sounds legit. never said it was legit - but I hear lots of people talking about it at work etc, and just don't know what to make of it all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 10, 2016 Author Share Posted July 10, 2016 Will Obama be the last president of the USA? http://survivetheenddays.com/tl/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Will Obama be the last president of the USA? http://survivetheenddays.com/tl/ Seriously, you need help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 never said it was legit - but I hear lots of people talking about it at work etc, and just don't know what to make of it all...Where do you work!? [emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Where do you work!? [emoji23] The Royal Ed is my guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Will Obama be the last president of the USA? http://survivetheenddays.com/tl/ And you can read all about it for only $27. Christians must be amongst the most gullible people on this planet? Which isn't a shock as the Church has been fleecing them rotten for the last 2000 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Will Obama be the last president of the USA? http://survivetheenddays.com/tl/ This article starts with; Our Own Government And Secret Church Leaders Are Engaged In A Massive Cover-Up? Little do you know that Obama and the leaders of our church have a secret sinister pact? To hide from the public the most terrible warning encrypted inside our Holy Bible :laugh: **** me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 We have some genuinely worrying people on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 And you can read all about it for only $27. Christians must be amongst the most gullible people on this planet? Which isn't a shock as the Church has been fleecing them rotten for the last 2000 years. "If the Lord did not want them to be fleeced, he would not have made them sheep." One of my all-time favourite movie quotes. (The Magnificent Seven). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kebab Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 The only real end time is that asteroid hurling its way through space. Not if, but when. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 The only real end time is that asteroid hurling its way through space. Not if, but when. Yup. Imagine being at ground zero when that happens. That would have to be one of the more interesting ways to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Will Obama be the last president of the USA? http://survivetheenddays.com/tl/ For the record, my answer to all JiH posts with questions and a link in this thread is hereby, "No." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 For the record, my answer to all JiH posts with questions and a link in this thread is hereby, "No."I heard somewhere, California were planning to leave union. Ive no idea how.Probably bollox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 We ain't in the end times , we are at the start of a difficult period for humanity ,Capitalism is failing to many , west v Russia pressures , US v China in the pacific . Trying to break from oil ,global warming , religious extremism and growth of far right in Europe . We have had crisis before the two wars , the Napoleonic era , the plagues of the 14th century ,collapse of the Roman Empire etc .mini ice age We tend to somehow find a way through , if humans are anything we are survivors ,our time will end at some point . End of the world theory is a root part religious stories .We should concentrate on dealing with the issues that face us not some beardy bloke looking to take us to a magical fairy tale land . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I heard somewhere, California were planning to leave union. Ive no idea how. Probably bollox. It's true mate, it's in a secret passage in the Bible, which only I have translated and will be in my new book which will detail how it will herald the the end of the US. I will explain how you and your family can be saved, the book will be available shortly, only from me and will only cost ?25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 It's true mate, it's in a secret passage in the Bible, which only I have translated and will be in my new book which will detail how it will herald the the end of the US. I will explain how you and your family can be saved, the book will be available shortly, only from me and will only cost ?25. It's the moon I'm worried about. I heard that it was pissed off about not getting enough sun and is eyeing up a move to Mercury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I heard somewhere, California were planning to leave union. Ive no idea how. Probably bollox. If this happens any time in the next 10 years, I will personally fly to Edinburgh and buy every single member of JKB a pint of beer for them to drink while I eat my favorite hat and subsequently stand on the bar for a loud rendition of "I Feel Pretty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fourcandles Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 The only real end time is that asteroid hurling its way through space. Not if, but when. I think its more likely heading for Uranus. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 It's true mate, it's in a secret passage in the Bible, which only I have translated and will be in my new book which will detail how it will herald the the end of the US. I will explain how you and your family can be saved, the book will be available shortly, only from me and will only cost ?25. ?25 that's not worth much these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 If this happens any time in the next 10 years, I will personally fly to Edinburgh and buy every single member of JKB a pint of beer for them to drink while I eat my favorite hat and subsequently stand on the bar for a loud rendition of "I Feel Pretty."I hope you have a few bob. YES California pushing for a indyref in 2020 lead by the CNP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I hope you have a few bob. YES California pushing for a indyref in 2020 lead by the CNP. Care for a counter-bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Where do you work!? [emoji23] Must be great at tea breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Hey, JKB teaches me new things every day: http://www.yescalifornia.org/blog http://www.newsweek.com/calexit-brexit-buoys-california-independence-movement-474576 So far, ?Yes California? is a fringe political movement with only 6,700 Facebook likes and 650 Twitter followers. But Marinelli says the support remains mostly untapped: in an informal Twitter poll of around 9,000 votes in February, 41 percent voted for independence. Although Marinelli says the voters are all Californian, it is not possible to verify on Twitter. Yeaaah... Not to worried about my beer, hat, and song bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 It's the moon I'm worried about. I heard that it was pissed off about not getting enough sun and is eyeing up a move to Mercury. The moon can ram it. What use has it ever been?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Cherry picking from the bible, a made up story? What a lot of shite. Bang on the cash, absolute load of pure and utter bollox!!! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidelight Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 The moon can ram it. What use has it ever been?! It keeps you alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 The moon can ram it. What use has it ever been?! What am I going to howl at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 What am I going to howl at?loony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 loony ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 ? Apologies, I thought it was funny Loony, from the word lunatic, which originally meant affected by the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Apologies, I thought it was funny Loony, from the word lunatic, which originally meant affected by the moon Got you. Woosh moment for me. clever and funny is what it was, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Care for a counter-bet?No bud, I'm rooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Hey, JKB teaches me new things every day: http://www.yescalifornia.org/blog http://www.newsweek.com/calexit-brexit-buoys-california-independence-movement-474576 Yeaaah... Not to worried about my beer, hat, and song bet. It's a start. California, Catalonia, Quebec and Caledonia unite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Muddie Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 It was the worst of times: The world was run by psychopaths and the people brainwashed. Pollution levels were poisoning the population.It was the best of times: Hibs were still first division shite. Hearts were in Europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 It's a start. California, Catalonia, Quebec and Caledonia unite. If this happens, you have to take Texas too. Only fair. On the other hand, there's this from Running Man: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) If this happens, you have to take Texas too. Only fair. On the other hand, there's this from Running Man: Time to call Ben.That's spooky. Texas will rejoin Mexico if the guns get taken away.California should rejoin too. Its theirs after all. Edited July 12, 2016 by aussieh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Got you. Woosh moment for me. clever and funny is what it was, good one. Cheers bud but there's no getting away from it - I had to explain! Back to the drawing board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Cheers bud but there's no getting away from it - I had to explain! Back to the drawing board Are you sure you've any chalk left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) Are you sure you've any chalk left. Edited July 12, 2016 by Smithee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 If this happens, you have to take Texas too. Only fair. On the other hand, there's this from Running Man: I didn't know they had Macbook Air's in The Running Man?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 I didn't know they had Macbook Air's in The Running Man?! It's a screenshot from Twitter of someone watching it on their laptop. Sorry for the confusion. As for the California thing, as I was trying to go to sleep last night, I was trying to think of likelihoods and odds of various states or territories seceding from the US over the next 25 years. Here's about where I'd put it (odds are chance of secession in next 25 years): Puerto Rico: 1/80 Texas (with or without Oklahoma): 1/500 Maine: 1/1000 Washington and/or Oregon (potentially with N. California, not including SF Bay or Sacramento): 1/4000 Vermont: 1/5000 Minnesota: 1/10000 California (all of it, potentially including WA, OR, and/or Nevada): 1/12000 Louisiana: 1/15000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_Jackson Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 It's a screenshot from Twitter of someone watching it on their laptop. Sorry for the confusion. As for the California thing, as I was trying to go to sleep last night, I was trying to think of likelihoods and odds of various states or territories seceding from the US over the next 25 years. Here's about where I'd put it (odds are chance of secession in next 25 years): Puerto Rico: 1/80 Texas (with or without Oklahoma): 1/500 Maine: 1/1000 Washington and/or Oregon (potentially with N. California, not including SF Bay or Sacramento): 1/4000 Vermont: 1/5000 Minnesota: 1/10000 California (all of it, potentially including WA, OR, and/or Nevada): 1/12000 Louisiana: 1/15000 vive la revolution! What IS Puerto Rico's status? I always thought it was like Gibraltar or the Falklands are to Britain - kind of part of it but don't get to vote kind of thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 vive la revolution! What IS Puerto Rico's status? I always thought it was like Gibraltar or the Falklands are to Britain - kind of part of it but don't get to vote kind of thing Basically that -- it's rude to call things "colonies" any more, but that's what it comes down to. They don't get a vote and in return have greatly reduced taxes, but also have limits on self-government. The presence of these kinds of territories around the world (also Guam, Mariana Islands, and US Virgin Islands) is ridiculous at this point and it's about time we shat or got off the pot. By a 2012 referendum, most Puerto Ricans want statehood rather than independence or the status quo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rican_status_referendum,_2012) but because of the island's staunchly Democratic lean, Republicans generally do everything they can to block statehood at this point. So 1/80 may have been too generous -- maybe 1/200 would have been better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Basically that -- it's rude to call things "colonies" any more, but that's what it comes down to. They don't get a vote and in return have greatly reduced taxes, but also have limits on self-government. The presence of these kinds of territories around the world (also Guam, Mariana Islands, and US Virgin Islands) is ridiculous at this point and it's about time we shat or got off the pot. By a 2012 referendum, most Puerto Ricans want statehood rather than independence or the status quo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rican_status_referendum,_2012) but because of the island's staunchly Democratic lean, Republicans generally do everything they can to block statehood at this point. So 1/80 may have been too generous -- maybe 1/200 would have been better. I take it you mean 200/1 (unlikely to leave)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 For the record, my answer to all JiH posts with questions and a link in this thread is hereby, "No." But what about the prophecies in the bible? Personally I don't believe it but for those who believe other things in the bible, why not this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 But what about the prophecies in the bible? Personally I don't believe it but for those who believe other things in the bible, why not this? You realise the bible is a story book. What about the prophecies in Lord of the Rings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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