Jambo 4 Ever Posted May 1, 2017 Author Share Posted May 1, 2017 Whoopee, that'll be 80 end of the World predictions in my lifetime now, and I fully expect this one to follow the same pattern as the other 79 have and prove to be nothing more than a pile of stinking BS. Probably right but it still well thought out in that article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 (edited) Probably right but it still well thought out in that article Please see my post directly above yours. Edited May 1, 2017 by Stokesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 How many years does this thread have to go before the answer is obvious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 This brain implant is obviously big news as the technology required to send communications to the Earth from a star system that is 39 light years away within the life span of one human is significantly superior to anything that we have on Earth. Should say back and forth between the Earth and a star system 39 light years away. Obviously the time to send one message at the speed of light is 39 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Probably right but it still well thought out in that article You say that time and time again as well. As soon as you see the word 'Biblical Prophecy' or 'Bible' you're all over it like a rash and pushing it as maybe maybe maybe this time, maybe they are right this time. Well maybe they're talking a load of BS like usual because as soon as I see any mention of the Bible I know we're safe, because it's been wrong every time in the past and I see no reason to believe it'll ever be right. Don't get me wrong the World will end one day, but I am confident that God or Jesus will have nothing whatsoever to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 You say that time and time again as well. As soon as you see the word 'Biblical Prophecy' or 'Bible' you're all over it like a rash and pushing it as maybe maybe maybe this time, maybe they are right this time. Well maybe they're talking a load of BS like usual because as soon as I see any mention of the Bible I know we're safe, because it's been wrong every time in the past and I see no reason to believe it'll ever be right. Don't get me wrong the World will end one day, but I am confident that God or Jesus will have nothing whatsoever to do with it. Fair enough! I just wonder how they can predict some things that are true... This guys seemed to get some stuff right for example: https://www.breakingisraelnews.com/87017/one-rabbi-predicted-22-years-ago-koreas-role-end-days-will-shock/#3SicuwSPqjUoQFzb.97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Fair enough! I just wonder how they can predict some things that are true... This guys seemed to get some stuff right for example: https://www.breakingisraelnews.com/87017/one-rabbi-predicted-22-years-ago-koreas-role-end-days-will-shock/#3SicuwSPqjUoQFzb.97 And how many things has he got wrong? If you make enough predictions sooner of later you'll get something right. I predicted that Italy would win the World Cup in 2006. Unfortunately, I also predicted that they would win it 1990, 1994, 1998 and 2002. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Fair enough! I just wonder how they can predict some things that are true... This guys seemed to get some stuff right for example: https://www.breakingisraelnews.com/87017/one-rabbi-predicted-22-years-ago-koreas-role-end-days-will-shock/#3SicuwSPqjUoQFzb.97 Geez you are persistent. Anybody and I do mean anybody can make a whole serious of predictions for events to happen in the future, including me, including you. Within the next 20 years we will see. A major Drought and Famine will occur somewhere in the World, I'll even be more specific and say on the Continent of Africa. Also in Africa we'll see a civil war somewhere within the next 20 years. There will be a serious of devastating Earth Quakes and Volcano's in various parts of the World. There will also be Floods which will lay waste to large area's of land. Unusual weather patterns will be witnessed with record high temperatures recorded which will kill people and animals alike. A new disease/virus will emerge which could threaten the very existence of humankind. I reckon out of those 6 predictions I'll get at least 5 probably even 6 out of 6 correct. The point I want to make is this, If I were a Priest, Rabbi or some other Holy Man, it would be easy for me see these predictions as signs, Biblical Prophecy even and other like minded people would agree and think that the end is nigh, because of these disasters, it's a sign from God. But what happens when someone such as myself who doesn't believe in God and thinks Christianity and therefore the Bible is nothing more than a rehash and re-working of older religions which where prevalent in the region long before Christianity came along. What happens if or when they come true they can't be Biblical Prophecy can they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I've said this before and I'll say it again: Jambo in Hamilton is the best troll in the history of JKB. It's impressive he's managed to pull it off for so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I've said this before and I'll say it again: Jambo in Hamilton is the best troll in the history of JKB. It's impressive he's managed to pull it off for so long.There are far better trolls than him or her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 There are far better trolls than him or her. But none that have managed to continue an act as naive, dumb and convincing. He or she is a master at the afore - mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 But none that have managed to continue an act as naive, dumb and convincing. He or she is a master at the afore - mentioned.You're assuming it's an act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 (edited) You're assuming it's an act.I believe it is an act, and an elaborate one at that. That's why I'm proclaiming, here and now, that the person behind Jambo in Hamilton is a comedic genius and deserves acclaim. Reveal your real self JIH. I've rumbled you, you deceptive, partially - evil mentalist. Edited May 3, 2017 by Riddley Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 This thread makes me wish for the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 This thread makes me wish for the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidelight Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 You're assuming it's an act. What is a troll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 This thread makes me wish for the end. Why do you say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Why do you say that? Could be true though!!!????!!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Interesting Cornelius "Neil" Horan, sometimes referred to as The Grand Prix Priest or The Dancing Priest (born 22 April 1947), is a laicised Irish Roman Catholic priest who is noted for his interference with the running of the 2003 British Grand Prix and the 2004 Summer Olympics men's marathon in order to promote his religious belief that the end of the world is near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 Interesting Interesting indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Interesting indeed There's probably nothing to it but the billboard was well thought out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 HURRICANE Irma is one of a number of natural disasters and man-made threats around the globe causing people the fear the end of the world is upon us. http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/851726/Hurricane-irma-path-end-of-the-world-war-3-hurricane-harvey-mexico-earthquake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Can't disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Got to agree with Jambo in Hamilton. You never used to hear about natural disasters then bang, they're the only thing in the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 As if hurricanes during hurricane season wasn't enough, there's bible predictions of it too. We are doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Oh well, it's been a blast. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 End of the World? Well it will be for some of those CNN reporters if don't get out of Irma's path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 It's always nice to exploit tragedies to keep a pish trolling rolling along. But then again idiots tend not to abide by polite social conventions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Got to agree with Jambo in Hamilton. You never used to hear about natural disasters then bang, they're the only thing in the news. It's true, isn't it! Now you've got me thinking. As Wolf Blitzer on CNN would say, "This is a very, very, dangerous, dangerous situation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Bollocks. I've just painted my ceiling tae. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lauriesrank Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 God jobs are all mentals anyway. We're not in end times were coming out of an ice age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 At least we'll all be spared Jambo in Hamilton's inanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 At least we'll all be spared Jambo in Hamilton's inanity. are we in End of Shite?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 At least we'll all be spared Jambo in Hamilton's inanity????????? ftfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 are we in End of Shite?? It would almost be worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 And now this ... https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/37024043/two-headed-snake-found-in-the-us/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I knew it. It's Voldemort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 The oldest known two headed fossil is 120 million years old. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polycephaly I'm certain that the recent discovery combined with the long history of this type of animal existing is a sure fire sign that the big J will be with us soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 And now this ... https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/37024043/two-headed-snake-found-in-the-us/ Now I'm even more sure you're on the wind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 And now this ... https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/37024043/two-headed-snake-found-in-the-us/ In support of end times hysteria, you post a link to a two-headed snake. Do you expect people to take your future posts seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Have people been taking one of the biggest trolls on JKB seriously? ML, really... I was trying to be reasonable, but I see your point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Now I'm even more sure you're on the wind up. He's been an outstanding troll, to be fair to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 He's been an outstanding troll, to be fair to him.I hope he has picked up as many warning points as I have for trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 If I had fewer scruples I'd go around to every doomsday sect and lend money at exorbitant rates to folks who thought the world would end before they had to pay it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 If I had fewer scruples I'd go around to every doomsday sect and lend money at exorbitant rates to folks who thought the world would end before they had to pay it back. The joke site an atheist created offering "post-rapture pet care" to evangelical Christians springs to mind . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 The joke site an atheist created offering "post-rapture pet care" to evangelical Christians springs to mind . . . Now there's a great business idea, full payment up front of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 (edited) https://youtu.be/cmfAQLednLU Edited September 20, 2017 by Jambo_in_Hamilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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