Jeff Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 On 05/12/2022 at 10:12, Dick Dastardly said: And now all the sockets upstairs have stopped working! ****ing absolutely seething. Looks like i won't be getting myself a present this Christmas. Check the mains. Master switch fused? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Jeff said: Check the mains. Master switch fused? No idea. None of the trip switches have tripped and that is the limit of my knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 35 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: No idea. None of the trip switches have tripped and that is the limit of my knowledge Have you checked the rcd switch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Just now, luckyBatistuta said: Have you checked the rcd switch The one in the wall that turns the cooker on and off? Yeah, thats the one that isn't turning on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: The one in the wall that turns the cooker on and off? Yeah, thats the one that isn't turning on On the fuse board. I know you’ve checked the sockets switch, but did you also check the rcd switch Edited December 7, 2022 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: On the fuse board It can't be that, it's only some sockets and the cooker that aren't working. Everything else is fine. Edit... Definitely not that switch! Edited December 7, 2022 by Dick Dastardly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Cooker should be on a separate RCD👍 also my sockets have two different RCDs depending on where they are in the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: It can't be that, it's only some sockets and the cooker that aren't working. Everything else is fine. Edit... Definitely not that switch! I thought it was all of the upstairs sockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Just now, luckyBatistuta said: I thought it was all of the upstairs sockets Yeah, but the downstairs ones are fine. I've only got a couple upstairs. I maybe wasn't very clear. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Yeah, but the downstairs ones are fine. I've only got a couple upstairs. I maybe wasn't very clear. Sorry Sorry bud, I’m not a spark anyway. Hopefully you get it sorted🤞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Dick Dastardly said: Yeah, but the downstairs ones are fine. I've only got a couple upstairs. I maybe wasn't very clear. Sorry Upstairs and downstairs will be on a different circuit as well. Basically you should have a switch board with lots of various switches on it that tackle different parts of the house. It sounds like one of the switches is in the off or down position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Will look like this? Switches in the pic are all off. They are on when in the up position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Sorry bud, I’m not a spark anyway. Hopefully you get it sorted🤞 Yeah, me too! I'm getting a bit fed up of salad and half cooked toast. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, stu said: Upstairs and downstairs will be on a different circuit as well. Basically you should have a switch board with lots of various switches on it that tackle different parts of the house. It sounds like one of the switches is in the off or down position. That’s what I was trying to say and the down switch being the rcd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Just now, stu said: Will look like this? Switches in the pic are all off. They are on when in the up position Yeah, I've checked all those. All of them are on. I've even tried turning them off and on (the absolute zenith of my diy knowledge) and that didn't help. Cheers pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 46 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Yeah, I've checked all those. All of them are on. I've even tried turning them off and on (the absolute zenith of my diy knowledge) and that didn't help. Cheers pal. try youtube. They have loads of self help videos for almost anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: try youtube. They have loads of self help videos for almost anything Do NOT try and mess with your electrics courtesy of a YouTube video. Might feel expensive but an NICEIC sparky will find and sort the problem safely. Better that than you kill yourself or burn your house down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Just now, Captain Sausage said: Do NOT try and mess with your electrics courtesy of a YouTube video. Might feel expensive but an NICEIC sparky will find and sort the problem safely. Better that than you kill yourself or burn your house down. Aye probably true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Captain Sausage said: Do NOT try and mess with your electrics courtesy of a YouTube video. Might feel expensive but an NICEIC sparky will find and sort the problem safely. Better that than you kill yourself or burn your house down. Sounds like a dare...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 That's the ****in tree and decorations going up🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Piers Morgan and fox shite in the garden . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 minute ago, jonesy said: Whose was bigger? The fox shite is stinking .. hoovered up a big jobby with leaves from the cherry tree.. The wet jobby sprayed my face and clothing so I can officially say I talk shite I've put a Jihad on the fox as he's also destroyed bulbs I planted a few days ago . The fox will die . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Jeffros Furios said: The fox shite is stinking .. hoovered up a big jobby with leaves from the cherry tree.. The wet jobby sprayed my face and clothing so I can officially say I talk shite I've put a Jihad on the fox as he's also destroyed bulbs I planted a few days ago . The fox will die . https://countrysquire.co.uk/2022/03/25/fox-stew-a-recipe-for-urban-fox-lovers/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Just now, superjack said: https://countrysquire.co.uk/2022/03/25/fox-stew-a-recipe-for-urban-fox-lovers/ Not once have I EVER been tempted to eat a Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Jeffros Furios said: The fox shite is stinking .. hoovered up a big jobby with leaves from the cherry tree.. The wet jobby sprayed my face and clothing so I can officially say I talk shite I've put a Jihad on the fox as he's also destroyed bulbs I planted a few days ago . The fox will die . What a distasteful tale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 8 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: That's the ****in tree and decorations going up🤬 Mine went up last month, she was told, if you put the tree lights on, shut the blinds, im not be branded as a clown😏. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 8 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: Not once have I EVER been tempted to eat a Fox. It's just meat, with a cute fluffy tail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 8 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: Not once have I EVER been tempted to eat a Fox. I wouldn't need much coaxing...😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 55 minutes ago, superjack said: It's just meat, with a cute fluffy tail. They ****in stink!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 11 minutes ago, OBE said: I wouldn't need much coaxing...😮 Aye, fair play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Mine went up last month, she was told, if you put the tree lights on, shut the blinds, im not be branded as a clown😏. 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Mine went up last month, she was told, if you put the tree lights on, shut the blinds, im not be branded as a clown😏. I was hoping I was going to get away with putting them up on Christmas eve and ripping the bloody things down on Hogmanay again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 12 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: That's the ****in tree and decorations going up🤬 A few years back I put fairy lights around one of my mirrors in my living room . I have never took them down Since . Adds a big colour to a room . Not put up the other decs yet though . I’m a traditionalist, 12 days before and 12 days after Xmas day . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 It's Xmas feckin jumper day in the office even though we are all working from home. They can ram their Xmas feckin jumpers up their collective Xmas arseholes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 I always thought that traditionally decorations were put up (or at least lit) on Christmas Eve and removed just before the 6th of January - the Twelve Days of Christmas. I’m not sure when this ‘twelve days before’ thing started. It’s what loads of people did at my old work, like it was an age-old tradition but it seems a pretty new idea to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Secret Santa at work, GTF I'm no a bairn and I don't want some gimmicky pishy plastic present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 hour ago, JWL said: It's Xmas feckin jumper day in the office even though we are all working from home. They can ram their Xmas feckin jumpers up their collective Xmas arseholes!! Do folk actually buy these products, fair play to anyone that wears one, their choice, i will pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 when the guy at the local supermarket ticks the " no id required looks visibly over 25" and doesnt even ask for id. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 11 hours ago, JWL said: It's Xmas feckin jumper day in the office even though we are all working from home. They can ram their Xmas feckin jumpers up their collective Xmas arseholes!! Been my Christmas jumper for years now. I enjoy wearing it every year at work if just to have folk say "Can you wear that in a school?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 4 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: when the guy at the local supermarket ticks the " no id required looks visibly over 25" and doesnt even ask for id. The cops look like kids😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 We got got our son a coat for his Christmas, a Napapijri, the medium was too big and a small arrived today.....too small🤬🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Becalmed for the last 4 frozen days, can't get a washing out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 when the cling film starts to all fall apart when you try to use it and try to fix it so it rolls in sheets again...feckin annoying. I was about to through it out the windae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: when the cling film starts to all fall apart when you try to use it and try to fix it so it rolls in sheets again...feckin annoying. I was about to through it out the windae. Posting back because it was the wrong size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Posting back because it was the wrong size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Lee Johnson 😳🤣 Edited December 16, 2022 by henrysmithsgloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Lee Johnson 😳🤣 No he’s too good looking to be him 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 (edited) 25 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: No he’s too good looking to be him 😂 Porteous had a haircut? He does look happy though,maybe that was at half time yesterday ... surprised though his head isn't that shape,with all the injuries to it😅 Edited December 16, 2022 by henrysmithsgloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Just been to Fort Kinnaird for the first time in about 20 years. Do you know the only thing you can’t find there? Any sign pointing to how to get out of the sodding car park(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, FWJ said: Just been to Fort Kinnaird for the first time in about 20 years. Do you know the only thing you can’t find there? Any sign pointing to how to get out of the sodding car park(s). Just follow a bus, they ain't shopping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Reynolds Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, FWJ said: Just been to Fort Kinnaird for the first time in about 20 years. Do you know the only thing you can’t find there? Any sign pointing to how to get out of the sodding car park(s). 😂 I always just go right round the outside of the car park. It's slightly longer but at least I know I'm heading in the right direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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