il Duce McTarkin Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Korky said: Posing **seholes who wear back to front baseball caps while exercising at the gym. And even worse - the prats wearing beanie hats! 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: I wear a baseball cap at the gym sometimes but usually the right way round. I assume it the right way round. Not a fan of beanies but I do wear woolie hats as it good to keep the heat in. And there we have it, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dirk McClaymore said: And there we have it, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Calm doon and put the kettle on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Just now, Dirk McClaymore said: Calm doon and put the kettle on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, Dirk McClaymore said: Calm doon and put the kettle on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 People struggling? I've never seen so much traffic in livingston in my life, Battling myself through hundreds of crazed shoppers just to pick my groceries up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 Bought a new toaster as my old one had stopped working. Its not deep enough for a whole slice of bread, so you have to take the slices out and turn them half way through. Amazon pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 24 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Bought a new toaster as my old one had stopped working. Its not deep enough for a whole slice of bread, so you have to take the slices out and turn them half way through. Amazon pish. Awe what a tragedy 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Awe what a tragedy 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 50 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Bought a new toaster as my old one had stopped working. Its not deep enough for a whole slice of bread, so you have to take the slices out and turn them half way through. Amazon pish. Have you tried putting the bread in sideways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Meathook said: Have you tried putting the bread in sideways? I thought you'd cracked it there, but no it doesn't fit that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: Bought a new toaster as my old one had stopped working. Its not deep enough for a whole slice of bread, so you have to take the slices out and turn them half way through. Amazon pish. I bought a cheap toaster from Tesco some time ago and it was fine with Tesco bread but Sainsbury’s slices wouldn’t fit. Now there’s a good conspiracy theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Tazio said: I bought a cheap toaster from Tesco some time ago and it was fine with Tesco bread but Sainsbury’s slices wouldn’t fit. Now there’s a good conspiracy theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 6 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: Bought a new toaster as my old one had stopped working. Its not deep enough for a whole slice of bread, so you have to take the slices out and turn them half way through. Amazon pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 3 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said: That toaster seems to fit more bread in than the one i bought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Slog Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 I'm going to have to get one, my wife likes that long thin burnt 'plain' loaf crap, that tastes like charcoal at the top, maybe she'll buy proper soft sweet bread. And while I'm at it, while I in principle support 'well fired' rolls as a Scottish icon, they taste awful and are inedible and a result of inept bakers burning things - soft white for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 18 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: That toaster seems to fit more bread in than the one i bought 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Captain Slog said: I'm going to have to get one, my wife likes that long thin burnt 'plain' loaf crap, that tastes like charcoal at the top, maybe she'll buy proper soft sweet bread. And while I'm at it, while I in principle support 'well fired' rolls as a Scottish icon, they taste awful and are inedible and a result of inept bakers burning things - soft white for me. I like the taste of well fired rolls but they make my jaw hurt trying to chew them unless they are extremely fresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Slog Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Dick Dastardly said: I like the taste of well fired rolls but they make my jaw hurt trying to chew them unless they are extremely fresh I'll give you it on taste, i lost most of my teeth in the kickboxing ring so i hate chewy bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 9 hours ago, Captain Slog said: I'll give you it on taste, i lost most of my teeth in the kickboxing ring so i hate chewy bread. I suppose it takes ages to sook the flavour out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 21 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: Bought a new toaster as my old one had stopped working. Its not deep enough for a whole slice of bread, so you have to take the slices out and turn them half way through. Amazon pish. Why do modern toasters make so much mess, crumbs all ower the shoap, bring back the old coal fire with a toasting fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 24 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Why do modern toasters make so much mess, crumbs all ower the shoap, bring back the old coal fire with a toasting fork. Mine make a mess cos half the bread is sticking out of the top and you've got to turn it half way through. I might just use a candle and a fork from now on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) Lovely, sunny day out there - probably the last one of the year - and I’m stuck in the house with a grade A, snottery, Lemsipped-up-to-the-eyeballs cold. Edited November 28, 2022 by FWJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: Mine make a mess cos half the bread is sticking out of the top and you've got to turn it half way through. I might just use a candle and a fork from now on Buy a new one they aren’t that expensive ! I’m in John Lewis the ! But I’m betting their toasters will be dear as deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 5 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Buy a new one they aren’t that expensive ! I’m in John Lewis the ! But I’m betting their toasters will be dear as deck It's brand new! It was either friday or saturday it was delivered. What kind of deviant freak would design and sell a toaster that doesn't fit bread? Jeff freakin Bezos, thats who. Never trust a baldie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: It's brand new! It was either friday or saturday it was delivered. What kind of deviant freak would design and sell a toaster that doesn't fit bread? Jeff freakin Bezos, thats who. Never trust a baldie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, Daktari said: Ahem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Ahem! i stand by my original comment! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Daktari said: i stand by my original comment! 😁 I hear you👍🏻 Robbie before the haircut BTW Edited November 29, 2022 by henrysmithsgloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Daktari said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Sister and psycho partner have now decided they will be joining us for Xmas dinner. I had to back down a month ago or psycho and I would've been rolling about in the garden. I just appease him now, but this also agitates him. In seeing this, I'm doing it more, Wife and I love it, Sister not so much. I just want to stuff my pus, get pissed, be cheeky to folk and of course, accept cheek back, but psycho features just can't handle it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 On 28/11/2022 at 18:48, Dick Dastardly said: It's brand new! It was either friday or saturday it was delivered. What kind of deviant freak would design and sell a toaster that doesn't fit bread? Jeff freakin Bezos, thats who. Never trust a baldie Correct, men should have magnificent, lionesque, manes that catch the breeze, advertising sexual potency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 9 minutes ago, Smithee said: Correct, men should have magnificent, lionesque, manes that catch the breeze, advertising sexual potency. Do hairy lugs count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Do hairy lugs count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: Do hairy lugs count? I can help you with hairy baws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 15 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said: I can help you with hairy baws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 35 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said: I can help you with hairy baws yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Long hair on a guy is fine if you are like this I fell for him big time in that film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Jeffros Furios said: I can help you with hairy baws Like two lollipops that have been dropped in a German shepherds bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 1 minute ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Like two lollipops that have been dropped in a German shepherds bed? Only if they were midget lollipops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said: Only if they were midget lollipops 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, jonesy said: In the absence of @IronJambo getting a barrel/jug visit, we can now rely on @OBE to keep us informed of domestic unbliss this Christmas. Full match reports each day or you're getting reported to the Mods. it will be like the knockout stages of the world cup. @IronJambo will have the early game and @OBE will have the evening game full of needle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 people are idiots. was in the supermarket earlier, paid for my shopping and started to push my trolley towards the exit. all of a sudden with no awareness of what is around her some daft person just stops blocking half the route to the exit so she can check her reciept, if she had took another 2 or 3 steps there was a space she could have used. Thenafter i got passed that roadblock another person who had probably been at the cigs counter stopped her husband right at the automatic exit doors so she could rummage about in their shopping for her to put stuff away. this time completely blocking the exit. it is days like this that i feel this man had the right idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, jonesy said: In the absence of @IronJambo getting a barrel/jug visit, we can now rely on @OBE to keep us informed of domestic unbliss this Christmas. Full match reports each day or you're getting reported to the Mods. Nothing to see here Jones, I'll just scupper Xmas day and feign a positive Covid test... Psychos lungs ain't great, too much rolled baccy, he wouldn't dare enter my gaff knowing I could floor/kill him with sneeze...or would he? He just might, he's that thick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, jonesy said: Savvy shoppers go weekday evenings, Milky. Fewer bams. i normally go friday or saturday night but was watching the argentina/australia game yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Oven and hob stopped working. Hob was fine this morning. Does anyone know if pasta goes soft in milk like cereal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 And now all the sockets upstairs have stopped working! ****ing absolutely seething. Looks like i won't be getting myself a present this Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 There’s a drain beside the trolley park at Lidl on Slateford Road, ideally sited for a stray £1 to drop right into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 More temp lights on Drumbrae, every 2 months now, big tail back, 😕. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Interviewees, declaring "I'm speechless" then proceed to slaver a lot of pish...🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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