Tazio Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 20 minutes ago, milky_26 said: no-one would blame you if whoever scratched when the levee breaks had a sudden journey to the stairway to heaven They'll be trampled underfoot if I find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Waiting 18 minutes on the landline to get though to Inland revenue and son tells me theres another number which they answer right away , tested it today and he was correct , no good with landline as its for international callers so would not answer as i was inside britain, tried my mobile and was answered right away and i got my tax code sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Litter everywhere. Vermin who dump contents of car ashtrays in car parks. Scum! Can't wait to see all the dead Christmas trees lying at the side of the road ready for collection. A very depressing sight at this time of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Shopping car park - When some stupid obese bint decides to open her car door fully and hit your door thus denting door and not giving 2 hoots. Her face when I put my window down and caught her out was priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 On 01/01/2019 at 20:34, Captain Sausage said: Didn’t go skiing last year, first time in a decade. Record snow. Going in 2 weeks, and it’s doesn’t look like it’ll snow before then and it’s already pretty bare. **** off. First world problems eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 04:38, jonesy said: Currently visiting Chinese in laws. Bored out of my skull. The day revolves around deciding what to eat, cooking it, eating it and then repeat. 3 times. Haven't been here for five years and might look to double that for next time. It's also ****ing freezing. And they shout when they speak. And my Chinese is really rusty meaning I can't join in the exciting chat. Home on Tuesday He makes Chinese look easy, give it a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Front door broken as son was sleeping , no other way to get in but a dennis waterman shoulder charge. only night out since the last one which was years ago, ragin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Front door broken as son was sleeping , no other way to get in but a dennis waterman shoulder charge. only night out since the last one which was years ago, ragin What's a Dennis Waterman shoulder charge? it sounds like a cocktail involving redbull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Herbert said: What's a Dennis Waterman shoulder charge? it sounds like a cocktail involving redbull. Pure bear in the sweeney with John Thaw lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Front door broken as son was sleeping , no other way to get in but a dennis waterman shoulder charge. only night out since the last one which was years ago, ragin What happened to the door Harry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: What happened to the door Harry? oldest Son was in bed oot the box, i pushed it in, youngest son,(joiner) now getting me out the shit ha ha Ma Ha i feel like a hobo up the grass market Edited January 6, 2019 by Harry Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Harry Potter said: oldest Son was in bed oot the box, i pushed it in, youngest son,(joiner) now getting me out the shit ha ha Ma Ha Ah, right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Just now, Morgan said: Ah, right! was that or stand like a dick at a wedding at 3-30 in the morning, wife still loves me so its all good mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Just now, Harry Potter said: was that or stand like a dick at a wedding at 3-30 in the morning, wife still loves me so its all good mate Good to hear, Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Good to hear, Harold. 1st drink since the st midden game, catch up wi my brothers, was always going to be a mare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Dog woke me up at 1am to go out. Think he has a slight dodgy tummy. He’s now fast asleep and I’m wide awake. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Trying to secure a better job, so I fill in an online application including a series of multiple answer questions. This takes quite a while and when I press apply it says because I applied for a similar job with the company less than six months ago I am excluded. What a waste of time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 7 hours ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Trying to secure a better job, so I fill in an online application including a series of multiple answer questions. This takes quite a while and when I press apply it says because I applied for a similar job with the company less than six months ago I am excluded. What a waste of time! Quite a common one that tbh. When I was 16/17 I used to apply to supermarkets etc and Asda had the whole 6 month embargo if you failed the application. Glad it never worked out tbh, wouldn't have looked good in green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 8 hours ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Trying to secure a better job, so I fill in an online application including a series of multiple answer questions. This takes quite a while and when I press apply it says because I applied for a similar job with the company less than six months ago I am excluded. What a waste of time! Do it again with a different email address Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) I have other options so might give the company involved a miss anyway. Just that they don't make it clear and say to keep trying other vacancies elsewhere. Maybe it is just the same location and the management there that won't take replies for posts within the period. Appreciate the replies guys. Quote didn't work. Sorry. Edited January 22, 2019 by All roads lead to Gorgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 06/01/2019 at 12:31, Harry Potter said: oldest Son was in bed oot the box, i pushed it in, youngest son,(joiner) now getting me out the shit ha ha Ma Ha i feel like a hobo up the grass market Must remember to read from the top top of the latest page first, I started reading this and was....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Shitebags at work who leave their mobile phone, on loud on their desk then walk away for a longer period of time and leave it chiming away. Put the bloody thing in your pocket and take it with you and leave it on silent aswell to be polite. You're in an open plan office where people are working. Not in your bloody house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, heartsfc_fan said: Shitebags at work who leave their mobile phone, on loud on their desk then walk away for a longer period of time and leave it chiming away. Put the bloody thing in your pocket and take it with you and leave it on silent aswell to be polite. You're in an open plan office where people are working. Not in your bloody house. It's always the bosses too. Regular reminders that it's called a mobile phone for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 8 hours ago, heartsfc_fan said: Shitebags at work who leave their mobile phone, on loud on their desk then walk away for a longer period of time and leave it chiming away. Put the bloody thing in your pocket and take it with you and leave it on silent aswell to be polite. You're in an open plan office where people are working. Not in your bloody house. There’s a woman in my office does just that. She’s got a really annoying ringtone which makes it ten times worse. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 9 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Must remember to read from the top top of the latest page first, I started reading this and was....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ha Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 On 06/01/2019 at 12:31, Harry Potter said: oldest Son was in bed oot the box, i pushed it in, youngest son,(joiner) now getting me out the shit ha ha Ma Ha i feel like a hobo up the grass market 10 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Must remember to read from the top top of the latest page first, I started reading this and was....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Been kicked off the Alex Salmond thread?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 got some leftover credit from classicfootballshirts but nothing i like, or already have.(only but hearts tops) check the newly added incase something comes up and today a 11/12 Away top without sponsor in my size at a good price and I looked at it, within 2 minutes (of closing my browser and reopening) someone has swooped in and bought it and it’s gone. guess there’s another Jambo keeping tabs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 24 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Been kicked off the Alex Salmond thread?? What do you say that's bad enough to be booted from a thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 55 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Been kicked off the Alex Salmond thread?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I've not been banned from a thread for a while as I've screwed the nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Thommo414 said: What do you say that's bad enough to be booted from a thread? I "alledged" that Nicola Sturgeon took it up the banana fritter, it was a highly witty, pertinent, post modernist retort to someone who said "people must really be careful what they say on this thread" some folk have no sense of humour, seriously, do the Mods actually think she takes anything up a sweet that one after has after a Chinese meal??? Edited January 24, 2019 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said: I "alledged" that Nicola Sturgeon took it up the banana fritter, it was a highly witty, pertinent, post modernist retort to someone who said "people must really be careful what they say on this thread" some folk have no sense of humour, seriously, do the Mods actually think she takes anything up a sweet that one after has after a Chinese meal??? I had a retort lined up but for fear of getting booted off this thread like your good self, I think I'll refrain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: I "alledged" that Nicola Sturgeon took it up the banana fritter, it was a highly witty, pertinent, post modernist retort to someone who said "people must really be careful what they say on this thread" some folk have no sense of humour, seriously, do the Mods actually think she takes anything up a sweet that one after has after a Chinese meal??? Interestingly, I never received a ban for my reply to your retort. Go figure! Edited January 25, 2019 by ...a bit disco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 02740603549 been getting at least one call a day from this shower of shit telling me I’m due money from my bank and they will help me get it , they don’t even call me by the correct first name ffs ??? last one just got a refs whistle blown down the phone at them , seriously is there anyway you can block them or even better report them ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: 02740603549 been getting at least one call a day from this shower of shit telling me I’m due money from my bank and they will help me get it , they don’t even call me by the correct first name ffs ??? last one just got a refs whistle blown down the phone at them , seriously is there anyway you can block them or even better report them ? If they are calling on your mobile you can block the number (depending on the model of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: 02740603549 been getting at least one call a day from this shower of shit telling me I’m due money from my bank and they will help me get it , they don’t even call me by the correct first name ffs ??? last one just got a refs whistle blown down the phone at them , seriously is there anyway you can block them or even better report them ? Are you registered with the Telephone Preference Service? If so you can report them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ribble said: If they are calling on your mobile you can block the number (depending on the model of course) Home phone line mate , Just has another one 2mins ago , ****ing whistle didn’t help ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Lemongrab said: Are you registered with the Telephone Preference Service? If so you can report them. Called them up a few months back but the guy I got was useless , might give it another go but it seems over kill for one nippy call . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Home phone line mate , Just has another one 2mins ago , ****ing whistle didn’t help ??? If it is the exact same number each time check with your phone provider to see if they can block it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, milky_26 said: If it is the exact same number each time check with your phone provider to see if they can block it Asked virgin about that but they can’t ( won’t) do anything , it was them that put me onto the preference number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Called them up a few months back but the guy I got was useless , might give it another go but it seems over kill for one nippy call . Sign up for the TPS online. We did and it cut our nuisance calls to zero for a long time. Now anytime we get an unwanted call, I just tell them we're signed up to TPS and they usually change their tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Sign up for the TPS online. We did and it cut our nuisance calls to zero for a long time. Now anytime we get an unwanted call, I just tell them we're signed up to TPS and they usually change their tune. I’m running out of friendly abuse I can give them , however I might mention that I’ve signed up to the TPS and see how that goes . Failing that I might go online and actually sign up to see if it helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, 3fingersreid said: 02740603549 been getting at least one call a day from this shower of shit telling me I’m due money from my bank and they will help me get it , they don’t even call me by the correct first name ffs ??? last one just got a refs whistle blown down the phone at them , seriously is there anyway you can block them or even better report them ? I get tons of cold calls, I just blather shit to them. no point stressing out about it or being a dick to them they just annoy you more then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, 3fingersreid said: I’m running out of friendly abuse I can give them , however I might mention that I’ve signed up to the TPS and see how that goes . Failing that I might go online and actually sign up to see if it helps Certainly works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 When your 7 year old gets a pointless answer in the final of ‘Pointless’ Wee **** ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 hours ago, ...a bit disco said: Interestingly, I never received a ban for my reply to your retort. Go figure! I think it's because I live in England, I think I may have to consult my legal team about the obvious anti English slant to the page?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 23 minutes ago, Barack said: The Greatest Showman...? You owe your kid a grand, mate. Aye, I expected him to pick the obvious answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 21 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: I "alledged" that Nicola Sturgeon took it up the banana fritter, it was a highly witty, pertinent, post modernist retort to someone who said "people must really be careful what they say on this thread" some folk have no sense of humour, seriously, do the Mods actually think she takes anything up a sweet that one after has after a Chinese meal??? You are not supposed to discuss moderator actions with other posters ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, luckydug said: You are not supposed to discuss moderator actions with other posters ? Oh............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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