William H. Bonney Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ribble said: Not sure how a username precludes someone coming from Shetland? It doesn't. The poster that offends me does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Dino Velvet said: There is a poster on here who uses the word 'da' instead of 'the'. It ****ing annoys me so much. I'm so petty I think I will put him on ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Still no dipped cones. How long do we have to wait...get your finger out McD’s ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 49 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Still no dipped cones. How long do we have to wait...get your finger out McD’s ?? Have a beer instead , oh wait you’ll be working , forgetting it’s Saturday night ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Have a beer instead , oh wait you’ll be working , forgetting it’s Saturday night ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Folk driving about with their full beam on, whats that about, as bad as folk with faulty lights, do you never check them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 56 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Folk driving about with their full beam on, whats that about, as bad as folk with faulty lights, do you never check them. It might be the car has xenon or LED lights that are bright as ****. Cars that are a bit higher like the Nissan juke do that ugly mini really piss me off because they are right at eye level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 37 minutes ago, Herbert said: It might be the car has xenon or LED lights that are bright as ****. Cars that are a bit higher like the Nissan juke do that ugly mini really piss me off because they are right at eye level Sounds like many have their lights set wrong. My car's high up with LED's that could light up a football pitch but the beam is never aimed in a way that it would blind other drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 01/02/2019 at 11:31, Ribble said: * dey spaek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just made it to season 3 of Arrested Development but had to give up because it's unwatchable at this point. And it really ****s me off when you start watching a show, get to know the characters and get really into it and half way through, they jump the shark and kill any interest in watching the rest of it. Thanks guys, that wasn't a ****ing waste of my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, Phil Dunphy said: Just made it to season 3 of Arrested Development but had to give up because it's unwatchable at this point. And it really ****s me off when you start watching a show, get to know the characters and get really into it and half way through, they jump the shark and kill any interest in watching the rest of it. Thanks guys, that wasn't a ****ing waste of my time. Season 4's worse, it's such a shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 32 minutes ago, Smithee said: Season 4's worse, it's such a shame I got as far as the British girl being mentally retarded and just switched it off. Shame, because the first two seasons were great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) Season 3 was still watchable. Still had some good GOB moments. Season 4 was pish. Haven't bothered watching the latest one. Edited February 4, 2019 by Ray Gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Parks and Recreation was the same for me. Quite enjoyed seasons 1 and 2. 3 was just about watchable, and from then on it's a cringefest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Sports direct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Car Parking on pavements to avoid walking 20 yards, lazy, inconsiderate *******s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Herbert said: Sports direct Aye, a ken, ordered size 11's, sent 10's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Hopefully someone with a pram accidentally scrapes along the side of the car. That would be a real shame........ Anyone got twin pram for sale? If a jobs worth doing eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 38 minutes ago, Old Blue Eyes said: Aye, a ken, ordered size 11's, sent 10's. Did you get a jumbo cup with your order? I went I today and while the girl behind the counter was very nice i had 2 other glakit staff members doing some sort of squat/excersize regime at the front door ignoring me completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Herbert said: Did you get a jumbo cup with your order? I went I today and while the girl behind the counter was very nice i had 2 other glakit staff members doing some sort of squat/excersize regime at the front door ignoring me completely. Nah, online order, had to fight for the refund for the return postage, amateurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Trying to cancel an xbox gold account has to be the most frustrating thing ever. Still haven't managed it after two days. It's like the *******s don't want you to cancel it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 RBS Corstorphine branch ( probably rbs in general tho ) after closing 4 branches in west Edinburgh everyone who banks with them has to use this branch . There are always queues as they only have 2 tellers on . Told today that this is changing and there will only be ONE teller available in future. Do the managers at this comedy show really have a ****ing clue to how to deal with their customers? No wonder the posters on the walls of said branch show just how unhappy their customers are with the service provided . Dicks !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Birthday cards/presents for babies. Is it just me or is this mental behaviour? The baby has no ****ing idea what the card is or how the day is any different from any other. Pointless. Same as birthday 'parties' for babies. WTF. Edited February 8, 2019 by Ray Gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I hate when someone comes into work just as were closing or try to get in the door when we've shut. It's always the same ones aswell. I close at 5 and want to be home by 5.05 not standing listening to someones pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Ray Gin said: Birthday cards/presents for babies. Is it just me or is this mental behaviour? The baby has no ****ing idea what the card is or how the day is any different from any other. Pointless. Same as birthday 'parties' for babies. WTF. i dont give cards and when my neices were babies i gave them money that went into their accounts so they can use it later when they know what money is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Dog kak bag in the green cardboard/cans bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Rangers fans. I saw two earlier when I was out, one had an orange "We Will Never Surrender" scarf. They weren't doing anything interesting, they weren't hurting anyone, they weren't being a nuisance, but **** me I just absolutely hate them. Filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I got a phone call this morning that a good friend of mine was found dead. The way I'm feeling is a major seethe, not directed at anyone, I just can't stop thinking how his kids feel right now. He was only 52 FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Turned 51 on Thursday. What a ***** of a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 4 hours ago, ...a bit disco said: Turned 51 on Thursday. What a ***** of a thing. Thats nothing wait till 60 is knocking on your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Harry Potter said: Thats nothing wait till 60 is knocking on your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: im 59 this year, feeling the fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Sure this has been covered on this thread before but folk on trains who sit on outside seat and put coat bag etc on seat next to them. Rude and ignorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Nothing to fear mate. I'm 62, look about 50, take plenty exercise, no longer work, and have many enjoyable plans regarding travelling the globe. I appreciate I am fortunate in many ways as I have a wonderful family and take nothing for granted, but age to me is just a number. If you want the best example on here, then I give you our JKB friend, Bob Sharp. cheers mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Nothing to fear mate. I'm 62, look about 50, take plenty exercise, no longer work, and have many enjoyable plans regarding travelling the globe. I appreciate I am fortunate in many ways as I have a wonderful family and take nothing for granted, but age to me is just a number. If you want the best example on here, then I give you our JKB friend, Bob Sharp. one thing that seems to be key to a long life is once you have retired is to keep doing things. Don't just sit about the house in front of the tv. things like grandkids help. Note i am going by my parents here (i'm only 34) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Or a family of two well dressed adults with children who run about in Tesco then proceed to all rush from the shop laughing and joking before going into their fancy Car, parked in a disable bay in the car park. Shitehawks. Someone on here will probably say they had a hidden condition..... yep arseholery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Or a family of two well dressed adults with children who run about in Tesco then proceed to all rush from the shop laughing and joking before going into their fancy Car, parked in a disable bay in the car park. Shitehawks. Someone on here will probably say they had a hidden condition..... They probably had a hidden condition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: Bang on. We are always on the go. I was asked what I did these days ? Whatever I want, was my reply. I'll die quickly if I reach retirement. I'm a lazy bassa and will only crawl out of bed by 11 most days. Edited February 17, 2019 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, IronJambo said: I'll die quickly if I reach retirement. I'm a lazy bassa and will only crawl out of bed by 11 most days. We ‘retired’ / stopped working at 42 years old. We are up by 6.45am each morning. It’s brilliant. Edited February 17, 2019 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 4 hours ago, IronJambo said: I'll die quickly if I reach retirement. I'm a lazy bassa and will only crawl out of bed by 11 most days. I aim to be like the grandfather in little miss sunshine and become a heroin addict when I retire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 10 hours ago, LeftBack said: Sure this has been covered on this thread before but folk on trains who sit on outside seat and put coat bag etc on seat next to them. Rude and ignorant. Don't understand how people think this is okay. Common sense and logic would quickly hint why that's an arsehole thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 9 hours ago, Morgan said: We ‘retired’ / stopped working at 42 years old. We are up by 6.45am each morning. It’s brilliant. You have afternoon naps though? That's what I'm most looking forward to. A one o'clock wank and then a sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 5 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: Don't understand how people think this is okay. Common sense and logic would quickly hint why that's an arsehole thing to do. It's up there with the ***** that are travelling alone that decide to plant their arse in one of the table areas with seating for four. Fair enough if the train is quiet but if it gets busy and you see a family of four get on, at least have the decency to give the seat up for them and sit elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 12 hours ago, IronJambo said: I'll die quickly if I reach retirement. I'm a lazy bassa and will only crawl out of bed by 11 most days. You can spend more time with the in laws to keep yourself active. It also gives us lot some quality reading on here. It's win/win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 14 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Or a family of two well dressed adults with children who run about in Tesco then proceed to all rush from the shop laughing and joking before going into their fancy Car, parked in a disable bay in the car park. Shitehawks. Someone on here will probably say they had a hidden condition..... aye selfishness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Morgan said: We ‘retired’ / stopped working at 42 years old. We are up by 6.45am each morning. It’s brilliant. Wow that is early retirement, no wonder you come across all cheery and happy, brilliant mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 3 hours ago, iantjambo said: You can spend more time with the in laws to keep yourself active. It also gives us lot some quality reading on here. It's win/win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 3 hours ago, IronJambo said: A one o'clock wank and then a sleep To be fair that is part of my daily work plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 39 minutes ago, IronJambo said: You know it makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 8 hours ago, IronJambo said: You have afternoon naps though? That's what I'm most looking forward to. A one o'clock wank and then a sleep Not a nap as such, but a couple of hours on the beach each afternoon is pretty relaxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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