IronJambo Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Even better that his father in law trolled him by pretending he wasn't going to bother. How the feck can you finally grow a backbone at 80 years old and then not even keep it for 24 hours? I've only known him for 12 years but even by his own "stories"(there's not many and certainly none where he took a risk) he's been a gutless prick all his life. He worked in Rio del Janeiro for months and never left his hotel room other than to go to work because he was advised it was dangerous. Scabbed through strikes because he thought he was letting his employer down if he didn't show up. Got fed up working away from home and told his boss that he had to move back because his wife was threatening to leave him. She wasn't, but he just didn't have the balls to speak his mind. Racist old prick reads the daily mail as well. Thank feck he can't finish a sentence as he'd be no role model for his grandson. Edited December 25, 2018 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, IronJambo said: How the feck can you finally grow a backbone at 80 years old and then not even keep it for 24 hours? I've only known him for 12 years but even by his own "stories"(there's not many and certainly none where he took a risk) he's been a gutless prick all his life. He worked in Rio del Janeiro for months and never left his hotel room other than to go to work because he was advised it was dangerous. Scabbed through strikes because he thought he was letting his employer down if he didn't show up. Got fed up working away from home and told his boss that he had to move back because his wife was threatening to leave him. She wasn't, but he just didn't have the balls to speak his mind. Racist old prick reads the daily mail as well. Thank feck he can't finish a sentence as he'd be no role model for his grandson. Not a fan then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 54 minutes ago, IronJambo said: She's 75. Got calf's like Captain caveman's club and no ankles. Any moisture that women has is leaking out her arse or stuck in her 5 stone feet. ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 55 minutes ago, IronJambo said: She's 75. Got calf's like Captain caveman's club and no ankles. Any moisture that women has is leaking out her arse or stuck in her 5 stone feet. You can hear the unresolved sexual tension in that post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: She's 75. Got calf's like Captain caveman's club and no ankles. Any moisture that women has is leaking out her arse or stuck in her 5 stone feet. Would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 22 minutes ago, milky_26 said: You can hear the unresolved sexual tension in that post ? she's got an arse like 6 breeze blocks bolted together. The Mrs called her on our way home after we'd been Christmas shopping and told her about a jersey we nearly got her but they didn't have it in a size 20. I pished myself laughing and nearly crashed the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 44 minutes ago, IronJambo said: ? she's got an arse like 6 breeze blocks bolted together. The Mrs called her on our way home after we'd been Christmas shopping and told her about a jersey we nearly got her but they didn't have it in a size 20. I pished myself laughing and nearly crashed the car. Pics please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 (edited) 49 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Pics please How about naw. She comes through in the morning in a Wee Willy Winky style nightgown. Except it's no wee as she's 20 times the size of the lad. Geez me the boak Edited December 25, 2018 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: This is chugging material for Dawnrazor.... He better not be on the Madeira wine or Mrs dawnrazor is in for one hell of a night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 36 minutes ago, IronJambo said: How about naw. She comes through in the morning in a Wee Willy Winky style nightgown. Except it's no wee as she's 20 times the size of the lad. Geez me the boak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 My place feels like a bloody retirement home. Pinky and Perky are awake for about ten minutes between them before they fall asleep for half an hour. She says she only needs a few hours a night. No bloody wonder when she sleeps for 10 hours between 7am and midnight. I'm sure she's narcoleptic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 The cost of food at the Christmas Market. I thought after the 25th they might come down a bit but no. It is not even unique, most of the things can be found easily at any time of the year. You are then charged another pound to have a sauce poured over whatever you have purchased. Rip off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 25/12/2018 at 18:22, Sooperstar said: Even better that his father in law trolled him by pretending he wasn't going to bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 11 hours ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: The cost of food at the Christmas Market. I thought after the 25th they might come down a bit but no. It is not even unique, most of the things can be found easily at any time of the year. You are then charged another pound to have a sauce poured over whatever you have purchased. Rip off! Been ripping folk of for years https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/backlash-over-rip-off-christmas-market-mulled-wine-1-3956802/amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Anyone wearing green . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Yesterday I took my boys to Smyths to spend their Christmas vouchers (don't worry....the Seethe isnt queuing for half an hour just to park....we parked 10 minutes away and walked....cos we're not lazy and smart). They were all like "Five Guys...can we go there for lunch". "Sure" (The seethe isn't their prices either). The three of us sat down in a booth and tucked in. In walks a couple.....avoids the tables for two and take up a booth. Then two bursds walk in.....avoid the tables for two and sit in a booth. Then another two females walk in.....avoid the tables for two.....oh....there's my friends at that booth, they greet, hug, chat then they sit down......in a different booth. In walks a family of 5....they play tetris with the tables and chairs so they can sit together. Who takes up a booth when there's just two of you?........c\_/nts.....thats who. I probably could have just said "Manners". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: Been ripping folk of for years https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/backlash-over-rip-off-christmas-market-mulled-wine-1-3956802/amp That doesn't surprise me. As long as thousands still flock to it nothing will change though. Although one year I got four Stollen for a pound on the last day. Edited December 28, 2018 by All roads lead to Gorgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Car windows are always steaming up at this time of year and are difficult to clear; does my nut in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 What's really getting on my bits right now is the lack of snow, we've had 2 Christmases with no snow in the last 12 years and one of them we were back in Scotland. This year, my mum comes out for her first Minnesota Christmas, no friggin snow. Then we have a snowstorm on Boxing Day night, perfect - 6 inches of the glorious white stuff. BUT NO, it's followed by 24 hours of ******* rain so everything is brown again. 20 miles up the road they've got 9 inches of the stuff and we've got shag all. ******* climate change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 18 minutes ago, Craig Gordons Gloves said: What's really getting on my bits right now is the lack of snow, we've had 2 Christmases with no snow in the last 12 years and one of them we were back in Scotland. This year, my mum comes out for her first Minnesota Christmas, no friggin snow. Then we have a snowstorm on Boxing Day night, perfect - 6 inches of the glorious white stuff. BUT NO, it's followed by 24 hours of ******* rain so everything is brown again. 20 miles up the road they've got 9 inches of the stuff and we've got shag all. ******* climate change. Unless you are 8 years old or have investments in a ski resort I'm not sure why you would think this is a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 When you go to reverse our of a parking space at a retail centre you look carefully both ways and right behind to see it is clear then the bozo in a space across from you decides at that moment to reverse blind into the area you are trying to position your car into. Lucky for me today I kept my eyes on the mirror and avoided a prang by moving forward again but the *%%* drove off regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 8 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: When you go to reverse our of a parking space at a retail centre you look carefully both ways and right behind to see it is clear then the bozo in a space across from you decides at that moment to reverse blind into the area you are trying to position your car into. Lucky for me today I kept my eyes on the mirror and avoided a prang by moving forward again but the *%%* drove off regardless. Folk that drive forwards into spaces are the problem here. If everyone would learn to drive properly and reverse in like you should this wouldn't be an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Folk that drive forwards into spaces are the problem here. If everyone would learn to drive properly and reverse in like you should this wouldn't be an issue. It is still crazy time of the year and you just have to grab a space as quickly as possible. When there are plenty spaces I always try to do that or drive through to an empty space in front. Sometimes when you face forward though someone will park so close that you can't get your boot open, another seethe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: Folk that drive forwards into spaces are the problem here. If everyone would learn to drive properly and reverse in like you should this wouldn't be an issue. I find it easier to reverse into spaces, but if you're at Tesco and doing your shopping then that's no good for putting your bags into your boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: I find it easier to reverse into spaces, but if you're at Tesco and doing your shopping then that's no good for putting your bags into your boot. Aye that's a given. I just can't bring myself to drive in forwards. I'm constantly having to drive a wee bit forward to get in my boot as my car's rather large and I need to use the whole space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 5 hours ago, IronJambo said: Folk that drive forwards into spaces are the problem here. If everyone would learn to drive properly and reverse in like you should this wouldn't be an issue. Agree, problem isn’t just with their parking though. They also drive right up to the back of you when you are trying to reverse in, because they don’t have a clue what they are doing, no fekn spatial awareness whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Guy that used to own my flat was in a wheelchair and some of the lights in the house were remote control ones instead of switches (they panel is also touch sensitive and you can use your hands too). The actual remote control for them doesn't work but over the last few weeks they have started reacting to my Virgin remote control. Randomly going on and off when I change channels or the volume etc. It's infuriating and I don't really know what I can do to stop it. I also have no idea why after 4 years it has just started happening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Sooperstar said: Guy that used to own my flat was in a wheelchair and some of the lights in the house were remote control ones instead of switches (they panel is also touch sensitive and you can use your hands too). The actual remote control for them doesn't work but over the last few weeks they have started reacting to my Virgin remote control. Randomly going on and off when I change channels or the volume etc. It's infuriating and I don't really know what I can do to stop it. I also have no idea why after 4 years it has just started happening! Its ghosts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 25 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Guy that used to own my flat was in a wheelchair and some of the lights in the house were remote control ones instead of switches (they panel is also touch sensitive and you can use your hands too). The actual remote control for them doesn't work but over the last few weeks they have started reacting to my Virgin remote control. Randomly going on and off when I change channels or the volume etc. It's infuriating and I don't really know what I can do to stop it. I also have no idea why after 4 years it has just started happening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 36 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Guy that used to own my flat was in a wheelchair and some of the lights in the house were remote control ones instead of switches (they panel is also touch sensitive and you can use your hands too). The actual remote control for them doesn't work but over the last few weeks they have started reacting to my Virgin remote control. Randomly going on and off when I change channels or the volume etc. It's infuriating and I don't really know what I can do to stop it. I also have no idea why after 4 years it has just started happening! I rented a house for a while that had touch sensitive "switches" and they used to turn themselves on and off, it's a pain in the hoop. Can't you just change the switch plates for normal ones? Easy enough to do yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, IronJambo said: I rented a house for a while that had touch sensitive "switches" and they used to turn themselves on and off, it's a pain in the hoop. Can't you just change the switch plates for normal ones? Easy enough to do yourself You're talking to a person who has spent at least 18 months with no light in his bedroom because the wee plastic bit that holds the bulb has a wee bit broken off it and doesn't take a bulb anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: You're talking to a person who has spent at least 18 months with no light in his bedroom because the wee plastic bit that holds the bulb has a wee bit broken off it and doesn't take a bulb anymore. ? I have no words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: ? I have no words 18 months? Some of us haven't been in some rooms of our house in the evening for years due to an ongoing lack of light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 19 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said: 18 months? Some of us haven't been in some rooms of our house in the evening for years due to an ongoing lack of light. You live in a cave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Sooperstar said: You're talking to a person who has spent at least 18 months with no light in his bedroom because the wee plastic bit that holds the bulb has a wee bit broken off it and doesn't take a bulb anymore. ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 When somehow (chubby digits, I suspect) The Shed gets marked as all threads read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 14 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Guy that used to own my flat was in a wheelchair and some of the lights in the house were remote control ones instead of switches (they panel is also touch sensitive and you can use your hands too). The actual remote control for them doesn't work but over the last few weeks they have started reacting to my Virgin remote control. Randomly going on and off when I change channels or the volume etc. It's infuriating and I don't really know what I can do to stop it. I also have no idea why after 4 years it has just started happening! Not at all familiar with the set-up you describe, but could there possibly be a long-life battery somewhere in a control panel that's reaching the end of its working life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 17 hours ago, Sooperstar said: You're talking to a person who has spent at least 18 months with no light in his bedroom because the wee plastic bit that holds the bulb has a wee bit broken off it and doesn't take a bulb anymore. Better go easy on the booze tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 The stupid cow I work with tried to do me out of money today because it's what she would charge ? I'm sick of her pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 54 minutes ago, Herbert said: The stupid cow I work with tried to do me out of money today because it's what she would charge ? I'm sick of her pish. Put her over your knee and give her a good thrashing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, Geoff the Mince said: Put her over your knee and give her a good thrashing . **** that, I would rather tear her vocal chords out so I didn't have to listen to her nippy voice. What really annoyed me we have a price list and she tried to make me look a dick for moaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Please, for the love of humanity, if you hear ANYbody using 'zyne' over the next day or so...put them right. Ditto for anyone singing '...for the sake of...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 17 minutes ago, Boof said: Please, for the love of humanity, if you hear ANYbody using 'zyne' over the next day or so...put them right. Ditto for anyone singing '...for the sake of...' gulags were made for those types of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Just now, milky_26 said: gulags were made for those types of people A swift boot in the gulags would do nicely ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Placed an order with river island said it would be in store 4th January email yesterday to say dispatched fine still be a few days have my phone on low battery mode so new emails don’t come through. tapped in (actually by mistake) at 5pm to see that the order was ready at 1243. perfect, popped in the car, drove to the fort to see it was all in darkness at 5.22pm Bloody new year closing hours. though boots next Superdrug and a whole bunch of other stores were still open. now have to wait until Wednesday to get them. tbh that’s not really an issue as it’s nothing I “Have” to have now, but just annoying its not so much a seethe about the hours, actually applaud them for closing early enough (and closing on NYD) so the staff can go enjoy the bells etc (my work was open until 9pm tonight and 9-7/9 tomorrow) but mainly at me using low battery mode and not having the email auto download as a result particularly as I was in the house farting about for the majrority of the inbetween ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Didn’t go skiing last year, first time in a decade. Record snow. Going in 2 weeks, and it’s doesn’t look like it’ll snow before then and it’s already pretty bare. **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 15 hours ago, Captain Sausage said: Didn’t go skiing last year, first time in a decade. Record snow. Going in 2 weeks, and it’s doesn’t look like it’ll snow before then and it’s already pretty bare. **** off. Get across to the french alps or switzerland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 On 28/12/2018 at 13:06, Sooperstar said: Unless you are 8 years old or have investments in a ski resort I'm not sure why you would think this is a bad thing. Its Minnesota in winter, there’s supposed to be snow, it makes the frigid temps a bit better. Plus we go snowmobiling which is hard to do with no snow. And snow is magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Spending my day off today enjoying a trip through my musical past by listening to my Led Zeppelin albums in chronological order. Furious to discover that my copy of Houses Of The Holy is missing, and even worse someone has left a massive scratch right in the middle of When The Levee Breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, Tazio said: Spending my day off today enjoying a trip through my musical past by listening to my Led Zeppelin albums in chronological order. Furious to discover that my copy of Houses Of The Holy is missing, and even worse someone has left a massive scratch right in the middle of When The Levee Breaks. no-one would blame you if whoever scratched when the levee breaks had a sudden journey to the stairway to heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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