milky_26 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 40 minutes ago, Morgan said: Not a nap as such, but a couple of hours on the beach each afternoon is pretty relaxing. even with the italian boys in their speedos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 When I ask the wife if she wants anything to eat. She says "no", so I go and make myself something, then she asks for some of it......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 On 17/02/2019 at 16:11, LeftBack said: Sure this has been covered on this thread before but folk on trains who sit on outside seat and put coat bag etc on seat next to them. Rude and ignorant. This. Just got on the train. A friend was sat in one aisle seat. The opposite aisle seat had some bints coat on it and she was arsey when I kindly asked “may I sit down here”. Some people have no manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Helzibob said: This. Just got on the train. A friend was sat in one aisle seat. The opposite aisle seat had some bints coat on it and she was arsey when I kindly asked “may I sit down here”. Some people have no manners. Some folk dont know the time of day. clueless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: What an ignorant person..... She also just stood up, no excuse me, I moved my legs out the way, she barged passed with no thank you. I said loudly, excuse me and thank you coat nothing you know. ? I am turning into my mother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 (edited) On 17/02/2019 at 16:11, LeftBack said: Sure this has been covered on this thread before but folk on trains who sit on outside seat and put coat bag etc on seat next to them. Rude and ignorant. Trains are in the main utterly manky, only a fool would put their bag on the floor, i'll stick my bag on the seat next to me and move it if required. Not going to sit with my bag on my knee just in case the train gets busy. oh and folk that sit on the outside/aisle seat when there is a free window seat are utter weirdos! Edited February 18, 2019 by Ribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, milky_26 said: even with the italian boys in their speedos? I can assure you, this has a far higher level of interest to my wife, than I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 8 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Wow that is early retirement, no wonder you come across all cheery and happy, brilliant mate. Harry. Mind you, try telling my wife that I am cheery and happy! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 On 08/02/2019 at 15:14, Herbert said: I hate when someone comes into work just as were closing or try to get in the door when we've shut. It's always the same ones aswell. I close at 5 and want to be home by 5.05 not standing listening to someones pish. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Morgan said: Not a nap as such, but a couple of hours on the beach each afternoon is pretty relaxing. Cool as fek post. I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Just now, jake said: Cool as fek post. I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 On 17/02/2019 at 01:41, peter_hmfc said: Rangers fans. I saw two earlier when I was out, one had an orange "We Will Never Surrender" scarf. They weren't doing anything interesting, they weren't hurting anyone, they weren't being a nuisance, but **** me I just absolutely hate them. Filth. I feel the same about Hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said: I feel the same about Hipsters. Likewise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I'm currently struggling with an awful cold/flu/chest infection thingy. I'm struggling to talk. So if folk could stop jokingly saying "pardon" every time I try to talk.....that would be great......otherwise I'm spitting into your mouth. Laugh at that you dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Morgan said: Harry. Mind you, try telling my wife that I am cheery and happy! ? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Not got my iPad with me today, so having to use phone. I don’t know how folk can stand this, takes forever for one post. Site is so slow, it’s a joke. Have to wait about 20 secs to find out what you’ve typed. If I ever lose my iPad and the site is still like this, I’ll be binning it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Barack said: Using an iPad whilst driving, is even worse than using a phone. I thought you were one of the responsible taxi drivers out there. Another JKB myth, busted. Tbf mate, navigating JKB on a 3510 must be a ***** at the best of times, never mind whilst stalking for prey behind the wheel of a Ponzi scheme travel system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Barack said: Using an iPad whilst driving, is even worse than using a phone. I thought you were one of the responsible taxi drivers out there. Another JKB myth, busted. for once I was the passenger, albeit a seriously disgruntled one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: for once I was the passenger, albeit a seriously disgruntled one. Taxi drivers are the worst passengers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Taxi drivers are the worst passengers It’s like being on a driving test with them in the back. Had to threaten a driver, if he didn’t shut his mouth he’d be out. Also had a driver pish himself in the back Edited February 19, 2019 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: It’s like being on a driving test with them in the back. Had to threaten a driver, if he didn’t shut his mouth he’d be out. Also had a driver pish himself in the back That'll be Pishy Pants Stanton then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Just now, ...a bit disco said: That'll be Pishy Pants Stanton then. he wouldn’t even be picked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 20 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: he wouldn’t even be picked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I dropped my phone getting out of the car. The wallet case opened mid flight, and it landed face down. Broken screen protector and a wee chip out of the corner of the screen. The phone still works ok, and it's hardly noticeable, but I know it's there. £260 for a new screen from Samsung, which I'll have to pay if I want my 2 month old phone to still be covered by warranty. Why, oh why didn't I take out insurance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: I dropped my phone getting out of the car. The wallet case opened mid flight, and it landed face down. Broken screen protector and a wee chip out of the corner of the screen. The phone still works ok, and it's hardly noticeable, but I know it's there. £260 for a new screen from Samsung, which I'll have to pay if I want my 2 month old phone to still be covered by warranty. Why, oh why didn't I take out insurance? How chuffing annoying. I feel your pain, I was less than a week with my new phone when I dropped it and smashed the screen. Now I get “military grade” covers to try and stop it happening again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 50 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: I dropped my phone getting out of the car. The wallet case opened mid flight, and it landed face down. Broken screen protector and a wee chip out of the corner of the screen. The phone still works ok, and it's hardly noticeable, but I know it's there. £260 for a new screen from Samsung, which I'll have to pay if I want my 2 month old phone to still be covered by warranty. Why, oh why didn't I take out insurance? Does your home insurance not cover it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, milky_26 said: Does your home insurance not cover it? No, that was the first thing I checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 On 19/02/2019 at 00:08, jonesy said: Use of the word 'invest' when folk mean they bought something. Almost walked out the shop when I was buying a new suit and the sales woman described it as an investment. Unless it's going to make a profit should I come to sell it, it's not really an investment. But it sounds vaguely professional, so is picked up by others who want to sound swish. Bollocks! See also: people who say they go running, not jogging. Depending on the work environment, being better dressed than your peers by investing in a higher quality suit can set you apart and therefore you can make a profit as such. Not everywhere but some places it can make a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 On 19/02/2019 at 00:08, jonesy said: Use of the word 'invest' when folk mean they bought something. Almost walked out the shop when I was buying a new suit and the sales woman described it as an investment. Unless it's going to make a profit should I come to sell it, it's not really an investment. But it sounds vaguely professional, so is picked up by others who want to sound swish. Bollocks! See also: people who say they go running, not jogging. I run, I don’t jog. There is a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, jonesy said: Of course you do. Now, jog on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Think I've got another hernia. Not even 12 months since surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 9 hours ago, IronJambo said: Think I've got another hernia. Not even 12 months since surgery I truss you will get over it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 30 minutes ago, Stuart Lyon said: I truss you will get over it! Hahaha thankfully I've never had to wear one of them. I get 6 months full sick pay as well so I've not got any worries other than boy being able to be a proper daddy to my boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Just been told by Mercedes that my taxi needs a new Diesel Particle Filter and it’s not covered under warranty. They want £1135.39+ vat for it, robbing barstewards??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 24 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Just been told by Mercedes that my taxi needs a new Diesel Particle Filter and it’s not covered under warranty. They want £1135.39+ vat for it, robbing barstewards??? Looks like these add ons are another huge rip off by the motor industry, you have to belt up the motorway daily to stop them clogging up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Harry Potter said: Looks like these add ons are another huge rip off by the motor industry, you have to belt up the motorway daily to stop them clogging up. I’ve found the DPF online for £190 inc vat and fittings and Merc want over £900 for it. Now obviously they aren’t Mercedes parts, but don’t give a shit. I’ve started getting my brake pads and discs fitted by a really great guy who comes to your house and does it and his pads are lasting 3 times longer than Mercedes shitty pads. Only problem I’ve got is that when I go to buy these parts, are they actually available, had that before when you go to the online checkout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: I’ve found the DPF online for £190 inc vat and fittings and Merc want over £900 for it. Now obviously they aren’t Mercedes parts, but don’t give a shit. I’ve started getting my brake pads and discs fitted by a really great guy who comes to your house and does it and his pads are lasting 3 times longer than Mercedes shitty pads. Only problem I’ve got is that when I go to buy these parts, are they actually available, had that before when you go to the online checkout. Trash **** out of it, should clear the filter no? I occasionally get it on my work van and my beemer. A good drive at 60 odd in 4th for a while seems to clear my car fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 33 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: I’ve found the DPF online for £190 inc vat and fittings and Merc want over £900 for it. Now obviously they aren’t Mercedes parts, but don’t give a shit. I’ve started getting my brake pads and discs fitted by a really great guy who comes to your house and does it and his pads are lasting 3 times longer than Mercedes shitty pads. Only problem I’ve got is that when I go to buy these parts, are they actually available, had that before when you go to the online checkout. Thats a huge saving bud, well done on shopping arround. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Irufushi said: Trash **** out of it, should clear the filter no? I occasionally get it on my work van and my beemer. A good drive at 60 odd in 4th for a while seems to clear my car fine. That’s pretty much what we’ve just done all the way to Harthill and back in 4th hooked up to computer. All working fine at the moment, but still got the seethe about Mercedes. 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Thats a huge saving bud, well done on shopping arround. Sure is, but fingers crossed that’s it sorted, light off at the moment. The cost of the fuel was astronomical whilst light was on. Normally 21p a mile and it went up to 26p a mile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 59 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: That’s pretty much what we’ve just done all the way to Harthill and back in 4th hooked up to computer. All working fine at the moment, but still got the seethe about Mercedes. Sure is, but fingers crossed that’s it sorted, light off at the moment. The cost of the fuel was astronomical whilst light was on. Normally 21p a mile and it went up to 26p a mile Nice one ?. I’ll pm you my bank details and the bill for my time . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 31 minutes ago, Irufushi said: Nice one ?. I’ll pm you my bank details and the bill for my time . You not taken enough money off folk on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: That’s pretty much what we’ve just done all the way to Harthill and back in 4th hooked up to computer. All working fine at the moment, but still got the seethe about Mercedes. Sure is, but fingers crossed that’s it sorted, light off at the moment. The cost of the fuel was astronomical whilst light was on. Normally 21p a mile and it went up to 26p a mile Switch your engine off when you’re sitting outside McDonalds and you’ll save even more ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Switch your engine off when you’re sitting outside McDonalds and you’ll save even more ? Edited February 26, 2019 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, 3fingersreid said: Switch your engine off when you’re sitting outside McDonalds and you’ll save even more ? or get off your erse and go inside for your mcflurry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: You not taken enough money off folk on here ? not enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 19 minutes ago, Irufushi said: ? not enough. Lambs to the slaughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 16:17, Nookie Bear said: I run, I don’t jog. There is a difference. What's the qualifications for a run rather than a jog? Is it distance/speed or a combination of the two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Smacked my head at work and took a gouge out of my upper forehead (where the hair used to be) and now have a large dressing in it that makes me look a bigger arse than usual. I’m sure people are looking at me and smirking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tazio said: Smacked my head at work and took a gouge out of my upper forehead (where the hair used to be) and now have a large dressing in it that makes me look a bigger arse than usual. I’m sure people are looking at me and smirking. are you sure that is the bandage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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