luckyBatistuta Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Whats the tap water like where you live Morgan, drink out the tap. 4 hours ago, Morgan said: Aye, it’s fine for drinking Harry. Not that I drink much water 6 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: The fact that you have nae teeth is neither here nor there..... He’d take the tap of water ever he could lay his hands on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 3 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: He’d take the tap of water ever he could lay his hands on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 27 minutes ago, Morgan said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 The phrase 'fake news'. Horrifically overused now and is just a light hearted way of saying 'outright lies'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: The phrase 'fake news'. Horrifically overused now and is just a light hearted way of saying 'outright lies'. Obviously with all the rubbish some papers print, as you say, well overused, seethin thinking about it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Been driving up and down Calder Road a fair bit in the last few days. Rarely seen litter like it in the central reservations. What a lot of clarty, clarty *******ds there are around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 11:24, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: If someone is in the cubicle next to me having a poo, I put my fingers in my ears. Weird I know but like you I do not like listening to someone else's bowel movements Reminds me of another hate - in gents toilet and some clatty bugger comes out of cubicle and then walks straight out - no washing hands. Ugh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 6 hours ago, robroy1874 said: Reminds me of another hate - in gents toilet and some clatty bugger comes out of cubicle and then walks straight out - no washing hands. Ugh!! Sounds like every visit to Tynecastle. There is a high volume of those types there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 8 hours ago, robroy1874 said: Reminds me of another hate - in gents toilet and some clatty bugger comes out of cubicle and then walks straight out - no washing hands. Ugh!! Definitely not limited to the gents loos. Get it all the time in the ladies too, clarty buggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Share if you want to see Ant back on TV.......... If the average punter had done the same thing, half these ****tards would be wanting them hung up as being jakey scum. **** off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Helzibob said: Definitely not limited to the gents loos. Get it all the time in the ladies too, clarty buggers. Really, thought ladies were more clued up on the art of washing hands. Anyway doors banging well today, glad to get in to work the morra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Helzibob said: Definitely not limited to the gents loos. Get it all the time in the ladies too, clarty buggers. 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Really, thought ladies were more clued up on the art of washing hands. Anyway doors banging well today, glad to get in to work the morra. They’re probably not really ‘ladies’ though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Sitting in the drive through at McDonalds last night getting a coffee. The erse in front gets handed his drinks first, two seconds later all the straw wrappers are thrown out the window on to the ground. Is it really that difficult to find a bin, or ask the person at the window to put it in one for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 24 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Sitting in the drive through at McDonalds last night getting a coffee. The erse in front gets handed his drinks first, two seconds later all the straw wrappers are thrown out the window on to the ground. Is it really that difficult to find a bin, or ask the person at the window to put it in one for you. Litter lout pricks get right up my feckin beak as well. Can I add that we came to the conclusion this morning that mobile phones make folk rude, blind, deaf and walk round in circles. So there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Well stop using them Morgan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 24 minutes ago, Stuart Lyon said: Well stop using them Morgan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 "Head space" as in "I don't have the head space to deal with this! *relating to a task that they don't want to do* I've just moved departments and have heard this twice this week...once from a senior manager!!!! Gobbledygook from lazy fekkers with an over inflated sense of their own importance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 14 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: "Head space" as in "I don't have the head space to deal with this! *relating to a task that they don't want to do* I've just moved departments and have heard this twice this week...once from a senior manager!!!! Gobbledygook from lazy fekkers with an over inflated sense of their own importance... Aye loads o them going about, probably think the job is below them, as a supervisor i always did the same jobs that i expected my operators to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Bought a new house and moved in last month. We had a leak from the ceiling which has cost us £1600 (insurance wouldn't cover water damage!) On Friday one of the radiators cracked and spewed water everywhere. Got a boy out to stop the leak and he did. Idiot didn't remove the thermostatic valve (and this idiot didn't check) and lo and behold, radiator was back to pissing out again this morning. To top it all off, overnight the boiler pump has seized and the immersion heater isn't working. It'll be another £6-700 to fix. And finally, my little man has been ill for 2 months straight (he's only 7 months old!) and he's now got a chest infection. Leads to me and the missus really worried about how far behind he is with his development. Good week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 2 hours ago, houstonjambo said: Bought a new house and moved in last month. We had a leak from the ceiling which has cost us £1600 (insurance wouldn't cover water damage!) On Friday one of the radiators cracked and spewed water everywhere. Got a boy out to stop the leak and he did. Idiot didn't remove the thermostatic valve (and this idiot didn't check) and lo and behold, radiator was back to pissing out again this morning. To top it all off, overnight the boiler pump has seized and the immersion heater isn't working. It'll be another £6-700 to fix. And finally, my little man has been ill for 2 months straight (he's only 7 months old!) and he's now got a chest infection. Leads to me and the missus really worried about how far behind he is with his development. Good week. Absolute nightmare, especially your son - hope he perks up soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 The roads in Edinburgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 On 22/03/2018 at 08:16, Mauricio Pinilla said: The phrase 'fake news'. Horrifically overused now and is just a light hearted way of saying 'outright lies'. News websites that play videos automatically for no reason. Do you want me to read the article or not? **** off. Soccerway is particularly bad for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmore Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 The boat race! Is it because 90% of the news and sports presenters on the bbc went to public school the only reason that this gets any coverage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 53 minutes ago, Elmore said: The boat race! Is it because 90% of the news and sports presenters on the bbc went to public school the only reason that this gets any coverage? The Boat Race is cringeworthy in itself. Does anyone outside of Cambridge or Oxford actually give a ****? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 4 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: The Boat Race is cringeworthy in itself. Does anyone outside of Cambridge or Oxford actually give a ****? I'd watch a race if it was Stevenson v Telford on the Union Canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 On 23/03/2018 at 19:09, Konrad von Carstein said: "Head space" as in "I don't have the head space to deal with this! *relating to a task that they don't want to do* I've just moved departments and have heard this twice this week...once from a senior manager!!!! Gobbledygook from lazy fekkers with an over inflated sense of their own importance... Head space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Seething at myself for being scared ,no absolutely terrified , of heights and by heights anything above 5 or 6 feet . I’m about to go out and fix a leak in the water pipe for the garden hose and I’m already bricking it at the thought of being on a ladder . ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Seething at myself for being scared ,no absolutely terrified , of heights and by heights anything above 5 or 6 feet . I’m about to go out and fix a leak in the water pipe for the garden hose and I’m already bricking it at the thought of being on a ladder . ?? Just imagine everyone with their clothes off..... It won't help with heights.....its just nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Der Kaiser said: Just imagine everyone with their clothes off..... It won't help with heights.....its just nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Just imagine everyone with their clothes off..... It won't help with heights.....its just nice. How am I looking Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 56 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: How am I looking Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: How am I looking Kaiser You've lost weight..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 35 minutes ago, Morgan said: 2 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: You've lost weight..... Well thank you, I’m now feeling good, but you ain’t feeling lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 On 22/03/2018 at 23:18, robroy1874 said: Reminds me of another hate - in gents toilet and some clatty bugger comes out of cubicle and then walks straight out - no washing hands. Ugh!! Aye, because even although you have washed your hands you need to touch the same door handle the dirty git just used. If I ever encounter these clarty manky buggers, I am not shy to say something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just changed the channel to I Am Legend, right at the bit where Will Smith has to kill his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: Aye, because even although you have washed your hands you need to touch the same door handle the dirty git just used. If I ever encounter these clarty manky buggers, I am not shy to say something. That’s what the paper towels are for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: Aye, because even although you have washed your hands you need to touch the same door handle the dirty git just used. If I ever encounter these clarty manky buggers, I am not shy to say something. Smoking in the bogs too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, luckyBatistuta said: That’s what the paper towels are for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Oh bejeesus, let’s not get started on French toilets. Now they are manky barstewards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, luckyBatistuta said: Oh bejeesus, let’s not get started on French toilets. Now they are manky barstewards. You're dead right there but the Italians are just as bad. It's lock the door, have a shit whilst smoking a fag then don't flush the bog, walk out without washing hands. Head to cafeteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Just imagine everyone with their clothes off..... It won't help with heights.....its just nice. That my friend would've been a cracking idea ,until LuckyBatistuta and Morgan posted and ruined it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, 3fingersreid said: That my friend would've been a cracking idea ,until LuckyBatistuta and Morgan posted and ruined it ? You don't know what you're missing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: You don't know what you're missing... I'll survive the not knowing thanks ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: I'll survive the not knowing thanks ?? Your loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Morgan said: Your loss. Depends on your definition of loss ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: That my friend would've been a cracking idea ,until LuckyBatistuta and Morgan posted and ruined it ? Just you concentrate on the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Depends on your definition of loss ?? Just now, luckyBatistuta said: Just you concentrate on the road You two guys ever heard of an Edinburgh cabbie nicknamed the Shuffler? My sister-in-law was talking about him last week to my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Just you concentrate on the road Day off ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: You two guys ever heard of an Edinburgh cabbie nicknamed the Shuffler? My sister-in-law was talking about him last week to my wife. Can't say that name rings a bell , was she thinking about the guy who used to have puppets in the cab ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 39 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Can't say that name rings a bell , was she thinking about the guy who used to have puppets in the cab ?? That’s exactly what she said. Someone at her work was talking about him from a few years back. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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